Turkey suspects bird of being Israeli spy

Why not? We've already seen Zionist squirrels, and Zionist pigeons, and Zionist rats, and Zionist sharks, Zionist vultures, and even sexually predatory Zionist cats.

A clear sign that Islamic supremacist paranoia is taking hold in Turkey: "Turkey suspects bird of being Israeli spy," by Amir Ben-David for Ynet News, May 15 (thanks to Joshua):

Turkish authorities believe that they have found a bird used for espionage purposes by Israel, the country's media reported.

According to a Tuesday report in Yedioth Ahronoth, an investigation to that effect was launched in Ankara several days ago, after a farmer discovered a dead Merops Apiaster, commonly known as the European Bee-Eater, in his field. The bird had a ring reading "Israel" on one of its legs.

Bird-banding is a common practice in ornithology, meant to help scientists track bird migration routes.

The band, however, was not the most damning piece of evidence against the bee-eater: Its nostrils were.

The bird-beak in question reportedly sported "unusually large nostrils," which – combined with the identification ring – raised suspicions that the bird was "implanted with a surveillance device" and that it arrived in Turkey as part of an espionage mission.

The bird's remains were originally handed over to the Turkish Agriculture Ministry, which then turned in over to Ankara's security services.....

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You'd expect anything else after generations of inbreeding?

No, of course Muslims can't invent anything. I even have my doubts if they're even capable of following the instruction manuals provided with inventions that come from the kuffar.

European Bee-Eater? Clearly those Zionist schemers sent the bird there to eat Sura 16!

(Now if they could just train a bird to eat the other 113 we’d be good to go. Well, except for the hadiths, the Sira,the madhhab, the tafsir…this could require quite a scale of ornith-ops……)

The IDF is trading in their jets for birds? ;)

The espionage bird probably died because it couldn't find any intelligent Turks to spy on....

'dem boidies is crafty critters ;-) . . .after all, Noah was tipped off by one that the waters were receding, and 'dose crows used to fly bread and meat out to Elijah all those years ago, not to mention that little white dove that had it's GPS set for the Jordan River when John was baptizing. :-)

Will the stupidity never end.

Supposedly, the zionist are so sophisticated to install surveillance equipment in a birds nostrils but not sophisticated enough to remove the tag that says "Israel" and replace it with a tag that says "Turkey".....

Bwahahahaha !!!!

Turkey suspects bird of being Israeli spy

Why not? We've already seen Zionist squirrels, and Zionist pigeons, and Zionist rats, and Zionist sharks, Zionist vultures, and even sexually predatory Zionist cats.
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Does Islamization result in a commensurate drop in IQ? It certainly results in an inability to reason.

More:

Turkish authorities believe that they have found a bird used for espionage purposes by Israel, the country's media reported.

According to a Tuesday report in Yedioth Ahronoth, an investigation to that effect was launched in Ankara several days ago, after a farmer discovered a dead Merops Apiaster, commonly known as the European Bee-Eater, in his field. The bird had a ring reading "Israel" on one of its legs.
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And these are the Turkish *authorities*—not just the yahoo who found the bird in his field.

More:

Bird-banding is a common practice in ornithology, meant to help scientists track bird migration routes.
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Most Westerners recognize animal tags when they see them. Not Muslims, apparently...

More:

The band, however, was not the most damning piece of evidence against the bee-eater: Its nostrils were.

The bird-beak in question reportedly sported "unusually large nostrils," which – combined with the identification ring – raised suspicions that the bird was "implanted with a surveillance device" and that it arrived in Turkey as part of an espionage mission.
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How would any group of people as stupid as this know *anything* about a bee-eater's average nostril size?

In addition, I guess those Jooooos are *so* crafty that Turkish security was unable to detect the presence of actual surveillance equipment in the birdie's beak...

What did the rational Israelis have to say about this?

The Society for the Protection of Nature in Israel responded that "the tagging of birds' legs for tracking purposes is routine".

If Islam were not so nasty it would be an an inexhaustible source of amusement.

Clearly those Zionist schemers sent the bird there to eat Sura 16!

(Now if they could just train a bird to eat the other 113 we’d be good to go....)
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A little bird told me that Israeli scientists are doing just that: they're genetically modifying a bird so that it can detect, eat, and digest Korans. Millions of them will be bred and released. Tentative name for the bird is the Meccan shiteater.

Turk 1. I spy with my little eye something beginning with "b".
Turk 2. A bird!
Turk 1. No! A b-b-bspying device!

"What did the rational Israelis have to say about this?"


"Oy Veh...bwahahahahahahaha!"

A much larger version is still on the drawing-board: the Mesopotamian Shiite-eater.

Thanks for that, ebonystone, you had me just wake up the neighbours with me howling with laughter.

I don't have any close neighbors but my uncontrollable laughter is disturbing my dogs! They think I'm having a seizure or something.

Too much islam begets collective stupidity and paranoia. Do they have a clue how asinine they are?! Someone needs to remind them what century it is. Common sense dictates that if Israel was dispatching spy birds to Turkey, they would remove the 'Israel' tags. But even if the bird was tagless, Israel would be accused of another diabolical conspiracy against islam and the umma. What morons muslims are!

"the Meccan shiteater"
hehe!

exsgtbrown wrote:

"Oy Veh...bwahahahahahahaha!"
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You're right, exsgtbrown! They only released that dry statement *after* they stopped rolling around on the floor laughing.

Prime Minister Erdogan has called an emergency Cabinet meeting to dicuss the serious threat from the "Meccan Shiteater".
So far they have drawn up the following:
The citizenry are to be issued with binoculars and ordered to report any suspicious bird activity such as squawking during call to prayer.
Scarecrows will be positioned around all major towns.
Parrots, Mianahs and other "talking" birds are to be rounded up and their speech analysed.
Further measures to follow.
Erdogan has promised to keep an eagle eye on the situation.

. .and 'dem darned Robins is gonna be under strict surveilance come Christmastime.

Here was my response to the "Zionist Sharks" story - IslaMotion Pictures presents: JEWS http://bit.ly/Ks6Xnu

Bosch, forgive me for pointing out that that shark is improperly attired.

Ya'foor the donkey (peace be upon him)!

Assuming that animals communicate, Muhammad asked the donkey: "What is your name?"
My name is Yazid ibn (son of) Shihab said the donkey.
"I'll call you Ya'foor", said Muhammad.
Then the prophet of islam said to the donkey: "Ya'foor, do you desire females?"
(The Beginning and the End, Ibn Kathir v.6, p.166-167)
http://crossmuslims.blogspot.com/2011/04/muhammad-and-donkey.html

Muslims thinking that Jews are using birds as spies is NOTHING when compared to them thinking that one of the vilest criminals known to man is a prophet from God and the "Perfect Man", I mean that's truly insane.

Those arab-wannabes have reasons to be suspicious of them Joooooooz, don't they? After all, their caliph-wannabe Recep Erdoclown will tell you that if the Joooooooooz have trained a horse to carry out their "islamophobic" bidding, they might as well train birds to do the work of evil jinns too (though I don't see how a bird could hurt Erdoclown as much as getting kicked in his dates by a horse did.)

Could it be that the bird was trained to bombard Erdoclown with poop next time he gives a speech outdoors? That's got to be it...

You got to give it to the turkish authorities,they're very clever. I wonder if they're aware that the vampire gene virus was carried in the feathers of that bird. Watch out for some very strange behaviour in the population of turkey as this stuxnet bird virus takes hold. I wouldn't be touching that bird.

Are they sure it wasn't the Ju Ju bird?

Unhappy with the official outcome from the legislative poll, Islamists in Algeria are threatening to withdraw from the national assembly.

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Youssef

Moslems don’t tag animals. They don’t study anything. Life is simple for them. They worship a rock. They do everything in an obsessive compulsive manner. They try to kill each other while subduing the infidel.

How can they see these animal tags as anything other than conflict? To them life is conflict and slavery.

This could be a teachable moment for the Muslims if our media and political leaders weren’t so afraid of the savages. This stupidity should be given a lot of exposure and openly ridiculed.

Nah, it's the new top secret Israeli drone. It looks like a bird, but beware...

Could you imagine if the Mississippi State Police captured a bird with a tag on it and said it was a spy? Would Jon Stewart be all over that?

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''The bird's remains were originally handed over to the Turkish Agriculture Ministry, which then turned in over to Ankara's security services.....''

Can't you just *see* them, standing around an autopsy table owlishly peering through magnifying glasses ...

My tummy is aching from laughing so much.

champ: Islamists are very suspisios in general. I was listening to a speech by the iraninan president, assholinejad!! he was saying to a large audience that western countries are altering the weather system so clouds are able to come to iran thus blaming them for drought!!!
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are not I meant. sorry
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Man, those Israelis are geniuses!

Initially I thought it happened way out in the Turkish outback. You know: family honour dominating everything, accordingly a high incidence of honour killing, anything beyond and above the Quran viewed with suspicion and conspiracy theories et cetera.

To my surprise I then saw that "the bird's remains were originally handed over to the Turkish Agriculture Ministry, which then turned in over to Ankara's security services". Supposedly educated people of some sophistication ..ha ha ..betcha.

Yeah ....it's the Spy Vulture, the Spy Shark reborn.

ROFLMAO!

Meccan shiteater!

Punchline of the day, Ebony!

Turkish Mohammedists = Bird Brains

Now, just last year the Saudi’s were catching turkeys staying from Israel. Now, as I see this, the post-caliphate Arabs are concerned about their aerial defenses. The Persians seem focused upon land and tree sovereignty. Now, the Egyptian concern over sharks seems silly; the Farouks emigrated away from the pools and beaches in the 50’s.

Bosch Fawstin wrote:

Here was my response to the "Zionist Sharks" story...
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Brilliant!

"The bird's remains were originally handed over to the Turkish Agriculture Ministry, which then turned in over to Ankara's security services....."

You just can't make this stuff up. They simply bill the EU for the expenses occur for the "research" effort. The EU will pay for that.

My guess is Turkey is up to something - they show signs of extreme nervousness. Could it be Turkey is the next country building WMD?

Why do the 15 years old Turkish guys grow mustache?
So they can use their mum's passport.

you can make this stuff up if you live in a muslim country! it is either jews ar the west that is spoiling thimg for them! I posted here efore and i will do it again to get some laugh out.

a man goes to an adult sex shop toy store.

clerk: can I help you?
Man: I would like to buy a female doll.

Clerck: would you like a black doll or white doll?

Man: white doll please.

clerck: would you likr a christian doll or a muslim doll?

Man: what is the diffirence?

Clerck: Muslim dolls blow themselves up!!!

Of course the bird has big nostrils. It is where Satan sleeps at night. Are there any reports of anyone seeing these birds washing out their nostrils in the morning ?
Has anyone seen these birds praying in the direction of Mecca ? Do they enter a toilet left foot first ? Has anyone reported their passing wind loudly and fleeing when hearing the Muslim call to prayer ?

I heard that right after the Iranian revolution, an air force officer left over from the Shah's days reported that the USA had spy satellites orbiting the earth. The mullah who heard him then ordered him to send up his jets and shoot them down. The officer explained that even the most advanced fighters could not leave earth's atmosphere. The mullah replied that if Muhammad and Burak could do it, so could the Air Force of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Do you know if there's any truth to this tale, or is it simply an urban legend?

No spying here--just Israel's clever way to give Turkey the bird!

this is BS. this type of stff actually hurts our cause rather than help it. Hitler while a brutal killer, Stalin the same and the vile Iranian governmet also the same were and are exremly smart and intellegent. so we are not dealing with idiots here and we should be very mindful of that. the man who speaks on behalf of the iranian government on nuclear issue has phd in nuclear engineering from MIT. you don't get a PHD from MIT unless you are vey smart. case in point is the stealth jihadist, Reza Aslan. go to his web site and you can see how smart he is and what we are dealing with.
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That's hilarious, Miriam! Imanutjob sounds just as paranoid as Turkey. And we all know that Iran has a lot to hide from the world with their supposedly "peaceful" nuclear program--which explains why they're paranoid, but why is Turkey paranoid? What are they hiding? Hmm ...

this is muslim mentally champ!!! that is all.
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You just cost me my home, loved ones and a potential wife with your jape. Turkey. I can't stop laughing, and it's all YOUR FAULT.

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