Al-Qaeda runs help wanted ad for jihad/martyrdom suicide bombers

"Apparently low on bombers, al-Qaeda is running a (short-term) employment advertisement on its Shumukh al-Islam Internet forum" from the article

One "u" too many: The internet forum would be more appropriately entitled "Shmumkh al-Islam."

Great retirement plan too: No expenses and lots of virgins, though you may get tired of the flames and torments. At least you'll get to meet Mo - he's the one in the red suit with the pitchfork.

The 'mentally mature' clause eliminates all of them...I wonder if Al-Qaeda gives them a written test?

If the opportunity is soooooooooooooo good, can't understand why the recruiters themselves wouldn't take the job themselves.

I did apply but ...what a bummer..absolutely no pension plan.

OT

Muslim woman claims Disney refused to let her wear headscarf to work - and made her wear bonnet instead

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2188056/Muslim-woman-sues-Disney-letting-wear-headscarf-work.html#ixzz23Wr8LGQy

"The pay isn't that good, but there are some notable compensations:"

One of the most important "compensations" is evading the Torments of the Grave!!!
http://crossmuslims.blogspot.com/2011/08/torments-of-grave.html

@Zulu

That's another reason why hijabs -along with burqas, niqabs, burkinis... etc- should be banned in the west, besides the Qisas factor. The hijab wearer does stuff like that all the time, just like the rest of the pedohammedan population, they try to impose their views, they want others -people, companies, business, government... etc- to submit and bow to them.

As for the act of suicide bombing itself. The jihadists be they of al Qaeda, Hezbollah,Hamas or of some other Islamic terror group do their suicide/homocide bombing because they are so thorougly brainwashed by the imams and mullahs into the belief from the Quran and the hadiths that the if the jihadist dies for the cause of Islam then he will get a paradise with many virgins,houris. Each one for that jihatist own use only. Of such false teachers as these imams and mullahs the Bible teaches "For they speak great words of vanity, they allure through the lusts of the flesh..." Second Peter 2:18. Furthermore, concerning the belief in a place with virgins,such a thing Jesus would not have taught. For Jesus taught "Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God. For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angles in heaven." Matthew 22:29,30. Moreover, the false teachers as these imams and mullahs teaching and indoctrinating this type of story doctrine of a place with virgins into the hearts and minds of people was predicted in the Bible. Which reads "For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts ahall they heap to themselves teaches, having itching ears; and they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turn unto fables." Second Timothy 4:3,4. Also First Timothy 1:4 warns "Neither give heed to fables..." In contrast to the jihadist pipdream, Christians have the reality of Second Peter 1:16. Which teaches "For we have not followed cunningly devised fables, when we made known unto you the power and coming of our Lord Jesus Christ..." [KJV]

was there a promise of 72 virgins?
M

If you don't mind some 'industrial language', Billy Connolly does a brilliant dismantling of suicide bombers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdNqUW5wwTE

'Applicants must be Muslim'.

But we must not profile. The irony is lethal.

From the article:

"The ad on the forum, which is accessible only to al-Qaeda members".

Actually, this sentence should read "The ad on the forum, which is FONDLY BELIEVED TO BE accessible only to al-Qaeda member"...

because, given that the content of the ad is being discussed in detail in a 'Times of Israel' article, it seems clear that at least some of those clever Joooz have managed to find a way of eavesdropping on said forum.

More:

"The same participant warned the forum to be very careful about what it publishes, for fear that the enemy may see what the group is planning."

And meanwhile, everything he's said has been translated into Hebrew, and English, and goodness knows what else, and is being read by any number of inquisitive and suspicious Infidels...

RE: “Area of activity: The planet Earth,”

Do these flat earth members acknowledge that earth is a sphere floating about in space? I thought that this was an idea propagated by the hated infidels of the west.

Sounds like a dead-end career.

'Smart' Bombs (or are they Stupid Bombs?)

http://www.mrdrybones.com/drybonescomics/posters/D_HeExplains.PDF