From tragedy to Fars: Iranian news agency reprints story from The Onion as if it were real

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Why not? If they believe in Zionist squirrels and Zionist pigeons, why not use The Onion as a reliable news source? After all, it's not as if they used the New York Times or Washington Post as reputable news sources.

"US satirical website fools Iran's Fars news agency," from the BBC, September 28 (thanks to Jacob):

A news agency in Iran has published a report by the satirical news website, The Onion, saying rural white Americans would rather vote for President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than Barack Obama.

Quoting The Onion word-for-word, Fars states that an opinion poll also found 77% would rather go to a baseball game or have a drink with Mr Ahmadinejad.

A made-up West Virginia resident is quoted as saying: "I like him better."...

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"why not use The Onion as a reliable news source?"
Seriously, why not? at least, The Onion didn't publish a story about a she-monkey stoned by monkeys for.. committing adultery!!!

http://crossmuslims.blogspot.com/2011/09/stoned-by-monkeys.html

Hey, on the serious side I take Ahmedinejad to Obama anytime of the day. At least I know Ahmedinejad wants to kill me and he is honest about it. What does Obama want from me and America? I rest my case.

We need ths kind of news too.. Can't stop smiling! :,-D
But hopefully regular Iranians will see through this.

salah, that slide show was side-splitting!!

Interesting!

Especially when one considers that Al Qur'an is also a faked text! Honestly, these clowns'll believe absolutely anything.

And you've got to be a clown if you believe an onion! :))

Me with my pal Mahmoud at the ballgame:

Me: How 'bout those Yankees, Mahmoud?

Mahmoud: I HATE all Yankees!

Me: See, he got a single, he got to first base.

Mahmoud: First base? Hah! The prophet got to 3rd base with Aisha on the FIRST DATE!

Me: Hey Mahmoud, how about a hot dog & beer, I'm buying!

Mahmoud: Haram! No hot dog! No beer!

Me: See, up there, that's the broadcasters' booth.

Mahmoud: They demand to sit above us because they're JEWS!

Me: I knew I shoulda' brought Barack...

Believe that Mohammed is the Model Man and that the Koran is, word for word in Arabic, the work of Allah and you can accept anything as possible no matter how ridiculous.

A long time ago when I was a radio broadcaster, my on air partner and I would read real news, and then throw in something like 'Gorilla skeleton found in a cave on Mars'...Then we gave it a short discussion as though it was real...usually the studio phone would start ringing with listeners who's main reaction was 'what'??? I started to worry when there were no calls...I think the six headed snake finished it off...

Lost in translation!!

One time Ahmadinejad gave a very long and serious lecture on how Jerry from the cartoon Tom and Jerry was a 'Rat'!!

And naturally the popular use of this 'unclean rat' was a 'Jewish conspiracy' meant to poison the minds of children!!

sam: let me tell you something my friend. most and I mean most Americans do not know how blessed they are with their freedom of speech. I lived under tyranny for almost 20 years! while I do not care for Obamas foriegn policies, unlike Ahmadijejad he is not a murder. on another note Sam, by killing you I am assuming you are Jewish. my girl friend is jewish. her and her circle of friends are all submarine jews. meaning they surface twice a year! Roshshana and yumkipur. I cook Iranian food for them every year. this year I took wed. off and cooked for 30 jews!!! while I do not give a for any religois holidays and I want it to be festive.. she invited and Israeli couple as well. two politically correct liberal israeli jews. I went head to head with the two of them. they are worst enemy of israel.
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Obviously the Zionist entity has placed a mole at Fars -- one with a sensayuma.

LOL Stuff like this is just too good to be true........even when it is.

And those people are getting the hands on nuclear weapon ... worrisome

Yes criminals like the KGB, NKVD, SD, Gestapo, Kempe tai despite their horrendous crimes had an upper limit upon what they could and would do as all were antireligion (although had Germany won Hitler would have become a Muhammad and nazism a religion as nazism was antiChristian far more than antireligion).All soviets and nazis did not die for 72 virgins and a paradie in heaven they died solely for a wrong cause.

But these idiots under the thumb of the "perfect man" who would in the west be serving about 50 life sentences for his crimes have no upper limit to their atrocity level and even hard hearted SS totenkopf would have paled at the sawing off of a human head on a living person.

There is nothing that these "ratbags"( to use a good old fashioned aussie word) will NOT do and if any one group since the WW2 japanese (and, believe me they DID deserve it as otherwise 20-30million japanese and >1 million allied servicemen would have died) deserve nuclear holocaust, it is this group. I know that there are many decent Iranians but so were there decent Germans in Hamburg and dresden and not every Japanese in Hiroshima or Nagasaki was a fanatic.

If Islam cannot be solved within itself the it will have to be slapped down and hard but is there one western leader with both the guts and NO finger in the oil pie?

Netanyahu you are on your own and I hope that Yahweh does a better job for you than he did in the 1930s and 1940s.

The reality for the Islamic Republic of Iran:


"Iran’s economy ‘on the verge of collapse’ as currency loses 1/4 of its value in seven days"


http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/10/01/irans-economy-on-the-verge-of-collapse-as-currency-loses-14-of-its-value-in-seven-days/?


zathras

you wrote (addressing Netanyahu) - "I hope that Yahweh does a better job for you than he did in the 1930s..".

YHWH seems to have done more than you think, back then...By way of a very brave and perceptive Jewish leader He gave a very clear warning, and it was *before* the iniquitous White Paper, while the doorway of escape still stood ajar...but too few listened.

See here:

http://www.newenglishreview.org/blog_direct_link.cfm/blog_id/43085

Thursday, 19 July 2012
Vladimir Jabotinsky's Place In History, And Slovo O Polku.

and read on down through it till you find out what Jabotinsky said to pretty nearly most of the leading Jews at Warsaw, in Poland, in **1937**, on the Day of Tisha B'av, the day on which Judaism remembers the Destruction of the the Temple:

Read it and the hair will stand up on the back of your neck...

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