Why not? If they believe in Zionist squirrels and Zionist pigeons, why not use The Onion as a reliable news source? After all, it's not as if they used the New York Times or Washington Post as reputable news sources.
"US satirical website fools Iran's Fars news agency," from the BBC, September 28 (thanks to Jacob):
A news agency in Iran has published a report by the satirical news website, The Onion, saying rural white Americans would rather vote for President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than Barack Obama.
Quoting The Onion word-for-word, Fars states that an opinion poll also found 77% would rather go to a baseball game or have a drink with Mr Ahmadinejad.
A made-up West Virginia resident is quoted as saying: "I like him better."...