New York: Misunderstander of Islam gets life of prison dawah for jihad mass murder subway plot

Rail mass transit is highly vulnerable infrastructure. Remember this?

http://www.vancouversun.com/news/metro/Makeshift+bomb+found+SkyTrain+tracks+Surrey+suspicious+object/7491331/story.html

Apparently Adis Medunjanin and his two accomplices did not care whether they only got 54 virgins in Paradise!!

ISLAMIC BREAKING NEWS

Muslim suicide bombers worldwide may be set to begin a three-day prayer strike this coming Monday in an unprecedented dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife... Islamic Paradise.

The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced, in a fatwa, that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would be entitled to after their glorious martyrdom would be cut by 25%, effective immediately, from 72 to 54. An Al Qaeda spokesman, speaking on behalf of Allah himself, said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in Paradise.

The Islamic suicide bombers' union, the Koran Approved Business Organization of Occupational Martyrs (KABOOM), responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a prayer strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the Islamic press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad and we don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is a real “kick in the teeth.” Emergency talks between KABOOM and Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an acceptable agreement and it appears the prayer strike will go on as planned starting Monday morning.

Speaking from his cave in an undisclosed location, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our martyrs concerns but Allah is simply not in a position to meet their demands at this time. Would be Muslim martyrs are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to increasing Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in Paradise. It's a straight choice between reducing the number of virgins or laying our martyrs off...the choice is theirs. I don't like cutting benefits but I'd hate to have to be the one to tell thousands of martyrs that they won't be able to blow themselves up. The only good news for martyrs is that Allah would still provide all other standard perks such as a personal cameo appearance with him personally, Persian carpets, nubile little boys, and all the milk and honey they can drink…for eternity. So, on the whole, things could be much worse declared Haisheet Mapants.

Spokespersons for KABOOM stated that the change would not hurt their membership significantly because would be martyrs have recently won a negotiated settlement with Allah that allows them to groom and rape underage Kafir girls while still on Earth - which everyone can agree is a pretty good perk to their existing Islamic pre-martyrdom benefits package.

"Allah ... that allows them to groom and rape underage Kafir girls while still on Earth"

Uh,uh.. that's Allah's tricky trick! Muhammad fell into it and guess what? he went to "Paradise" WITHOUT his private parts!!!

http://crossmuslims.blogspot.com/2011/07/private-parts-of-muhammad.html

Attention all potential jihadists!

Here's an easy 2-step life lesson they won't tell you on any Islamic website:

1. Become a jihadist.
2. Ruin your life.

Class dismissed.

''At trial, defense attorneys had admitted that Medunjanin wanted to fight for the Taliban, but they insisted he never agreed to spread death and destruction in the city where his family put down roots''

Oh, well, that makes **all** the difference !

Vicious little scumbags.

Life in prison is a long time...Unless, of course, some other prisoner shortens your sentence...Still, if he lives to a ripe old age, that's a lot of da'wah opportunities...If he gets big Bubba for a cell mate, I doubt there will be too much da'wah going on...Bubba hates da'wah...

here is a question for all my fellow jw ;
readers/bloggers

there are 75 virigns out there right? In the last ten years I can easily 1000 jihadist blew themselves up to get to those virgins right?
my question is this: how 75 women have sex swith 1000 men? do men wear condom ? this is one hell of an orgy!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Half a lifetime ago the demographically prescient recommended that we not permit immigration from high birthrate cultures. It just so happens that Muslim immigrants into Europe have a birthrate better than four times higher than that of the indigenous inhabitants they are replacing. This is not a coincidence. This is a deliberate and enunciated policy. (We shall conquer them through the wombs of our woman!!)

Well, the barn door remains open but we still have some horses left. If you like your country, if you care about Western Civilization, consider contacting the lawmaker elected to represent your interests (hold your nose, if you like) and requesting appropriate restriction (complete elimination seems appropriate to me) of immigration from high birthrate cultures, especially from those culturalists who use procreation as a weapon.

An awful lot of grief would have been saved if we had heeded Paul Ehrlick's advice to do exactly that.