Slain jihad terrorist Jabari: Women are active participants in jihad and suicide attacks

Here is Palestinian Media Watch video from 2006 featuring Ahmed al-Jabari, the leader of Hamas’ military wing, who was recently killed in Gaza. View this just in case you think (and of course many, many do) that he was simply a military leader like others around the world, rather than a bloodthirsty jihadist bent on murdering Israeli civilians via jihad-martyrdom suicide attacks, in accord with the Qur’an’s promise of Paradise to those who “kill and are killed” for Allah (9:111).

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    Apparently Ahmed al-Jabari stated that “Women are active participants in Jihad and suicide attacks,” even though they do not get to join KABOOM or qualify for any male virgins in Paradise!! Appears as though the female Muslims are giving their male counterparts a run for their money knowing they will not be allowed to enter Paradise!


    Muslim suicide bombers worldwide may be set to begin a three-day prayer strike this coming Monday in an unprecedented dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife… Islamic Paradise.

    The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced, in a fatwa, that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would be entitled to after their glorious martyrdom would be cut by 25%, effective immediately, from 72 to 54. An Al Qaeda spokesman, speaking on behalf of Allah himself, said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in Paradise.

    The Islamic suicide bombers’ union, the Koran Approved Business Organization of Occupational Martyrs (KABOOM), responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a prayer strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the Islamic press, “Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad and we don’t ask for much in return but to be treated like this is a real “kick in the teeth.” Emergency talks between KABOOM and Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an acceptable agreement and it appears the prayer strike will go on as planned starting Monday morning. To restate organization policy, membership to KABOOM is limited to male martyrs only, NOT second class Muslim females, who are encouraged to stay home and give birth to martyr replacements.

    Speaking from his cave in an undisclosed location, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, “I sympathize with our martyrs concerns but Allah is simply not in a position to meet their demands at this time. Would be Muslim martyrs are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to increasing Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in Paradise. It’s a straight choice between reducing the number of virgins or laying our martyrs off…the choice is theirs. I don’t like cutting benefits but I’d hate to have to be the one to tell thousands of martyrs that they won’t be able to blow themselves up. The only good news for martyrs is that Allah would still provide all other standard perks such as a personal cameo appearance with him personally, Persian carpets, nubile little boys, and all the milk and honey they can drink…for eternity. So, on the whole, things could be much worse declared Haisheet Mapants.

    Spokespersons for KABOOM stated that the change would not hurt their membership significantly because would be martyrs have recently won a negotiated settlement with Allah that allows them to groom and rape underage Kafir girls while still on Earth – which everyone can agree is a pretty good perk to their existing Islamic pre-martyrdom benefits package.

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    Once, I thought that John Donne was onto something in his meditation, in which he said “any man’s death diminishes me”.

    Yet, here is a case in which the death of the wicked causes the city to rejoice.(Prov. 11:10b).

    O worms, insects, and carrion birds of Gaza, BON APPETIT!

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    Even those who think they’re clued in should read The Haj by Leon Uris and pass it around like a religios tract. Arabs are fed Jew-Hatred, literally, with their mother’s milk.

    I recently sent these links to UNRWA’s Facebook page. The next day they were gone and my ability to post was removed. UNRWA and the UN are unapologetic mouthpieces for terrorists.

    History of Israel & “Palestine” in VERY easy to understand maps

    The “Mandate for Palestine” is the Best Reply to “Occupation”

    Palestinians “Peoplehood’ Based on a Big Lie Eli E. Hertz
    There is No Palestinian State by Efraim Karsh

    Why a Special Issue on UNRWA? By Steven J. Rosen

    UNRWA Resists Resettlement by Alex Joffe (Personally I like the pdf version.)

    Teaching “The Right of Return” in UNRWA Schools

    UNRWA’s Anti-Israel Bias

    (Nazi Propaganda by John Ging. Total F-ing Denial.) Statement by John Ging, UNRWA Director of Operations in Gaza7 January 2009

    Hamas from cradle to Grave by Matthew Levitt

    Arafat’s Swiss Bank Account by Issam Abu Issa make sure to check out foot notes.

    Investing in Yasser Arafat By Michael Kelly

    Palestinians enraged that Romney told truth about their lack of interest in peace, call him “ignorant” and “prejudiced”. Great examples of how “safe” Israel would be next to a Palestinian state.

    Islamists Project Islam’s Worst Traits onto Christians by Raymond Ibrahim

    Muslims Project Islam’s Worst Traits onto Israel and the Jews by Raymond Ibrahim

    David Horowitz Chilling Exchange With Muslim Student

    Israel Delilah missile-Missile specifically designed to avoid civilian casualties

    “The Muslim Brotherhood in America: The Enemy Within.”

    The Violent Oppression of Women in Islam (pdf)
    The Violent Oppression of Women in Islam

    IslamWorld (Even though this is a Muslim website it’s a pretty great resource.)

    The Rape and Murder of Pakistan’s Christian Children

    Behind the Scenes: Palestinian Demonstrations

    SHORT LIST (See Full list Facebook page)
    The Haj by Leon Uris
    Muslim Mafia by Gaubatz and Sperry
    Because They Hate by Brigitte Gabriel
    “Slavery, Terrorism and Islam” and “Holocaust in Rwanda” by Peter Hammond
    The Professors: The 101 Most Dangerous Academics in America by David Horowitz
    Ivory Towers On Sand: The Failure of Middle Eastern Studies in America by Martin Kramer
    The Legacy of Islamic Antisemitism by Andrew G. Bostom
    The Legacy of Jihad by Andrew G. Bostom MD
    A Concise History of the Crusades by Thomas F. Madden
    The Book of Jewish Knowledge by Nathan Ausubel
    The New Moody Atlas of the Bible by Barry J. Beitzel
    The Al Qaeda Reader by Raymond Ibrahim
    Reliance of the Traveller: A Classic Manual of Islamic Sacred Law
    Sahih al-Bukhari
    The Koran: Pickthall
    The Quran: Yusuf Ali: Translated by Prof. Syed Vickar Ahmed
    Holy Qur’an with Commentary: Maulana Muhammad Ali
    The Second Message of Islam by Mahmoud Mohamed Taha
    Infiltration: How Muslim Spies and Subversives have Penetrated Washington by Paul Sperry
    American Jihad: The Terrorists Living Among Us by Steven Emerson
    Invasion: How America Still Welcomes Terrorists, Criminals and Other Foreign Menaces to Our Shores by Michelle (the hottest woman on the planet) Malkin
    Vince Flynn’s “Term Limits” as a solution to our political problems.
    Taken Into Custody by Stephen Baskerville and The War Against Boys by Christina Hoff Sommers

    Islamophobia: Thought Crime of the Totalitarian Future David Horowitz & Robert Spencer
    “The Muslim Brotherhood in America: The Enemy Within.” Frank Gaffney