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Javier Solana, Mr. Terrorism's future boss
You gotta be kidding me. "Mr. Terrorism"? That's going to strike fear in the hearts of the mujahedin! "The game is up, boys! Mr. Terrorism is coming for us!" From AFP:
EU ambassadors today gave their unanimous backing to a new post of "Mr Terrorism" to coordinate the bloc's security strategy following the Madrid bomb attacks, diplomats said.Ambassadors from the member states, meeting to prepare for emergency talks among EU interior ministers tomorrow, agreed to appoint a "high-ranking official" to the new post, one diplomat said.
"This Mr Terrorism will be placed under the responsibility of the high representative for foreign affairs (Javier Solana)," he said.
Posted by Robert at March 18, 2004 1:33 PM
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Mr. Terrorism! Oh my goodness gracious. Wow, I'll sure sleep better at night knowing Mr. Terrorism's face is on the case.........Holy Moly..."This is a job for..........Mr. Terrorism"
Can U hear the theme music kicking in?
Posted by: D C Watson at March 18, 2004 1:53 PMI think of something like the old "Addams Family" theme...
Posted by: Robert Spencer at March 18, 2004 1:55 PMLOL!
a voodoo doll is more effective that Mr. Terrorism!
jihan
Posted by: jihan at March 18, 2004 2:10 PMhaha... I keep hearing the voice in my head for CAAAAAPTAIN CAAAAVEMAAAAAN!!!!!
MIIIIISTEEEEEEER TERROOOOORIIIIIIISM!!!!!
man...thats funny
Posted by: Wild Hare at March 18, 2004 2:12 PMThe might as well have named Mr. Bill http://www.mrbill.com
Posted by: Ella at March 18, 2004 2:54 PMMaybe the EU is trying to resurrect the Superfriends kids show from the 1970's. I always thought I recognized Al Zawahiri from the Legion of Doom. At least we have Mr. Terrorism to catch and or foil OBL & Al Zawahiri's plots.
If this doesn't work out for the EU maybe they could have Fred, Daffney, Shaggy, Velma and Scoobe roll into European capitals in the Mystery Machine. I can hear the Al Qaeda thugs now, "What happened I thought we had it made with Zapatero. We would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling Americans!"
Posted by: DJH at March 18, 2004 4:06 PMMan, We couldn't possibly make anything up that can be better than that.. Maybe captain crap-in-the-pants can be mr. terrorisms new sidekick.
Posted by: Boardingpike at March 18, 2004 5:13 PMHow can I get such a cake job?
I mean, how much work does it take to coordinate abject surrender?
Posted by: IHSoter at March 18, 2004 5:48 PMErnst Stavro Blofeld would need 2 minutes to make mincemeat of this "Mr. Terrorism"
Posted by: dennisw at March 18, 2004 5:56 PMIf you look at the past events, he and Chris Patten have been the two most Arab loving men in the European Union. When others say check the finances, they both have said let's give more. So Mr. Terrorism really does love those terrorists.
Posted by: Marilyn at March 18, 2004 7:08 PMYou can tell he's more interested in law enforcement and concensus than taking a hard line. (In a dismissive tone) He's a dhimmi. Lots of luck, Europe.
Posted by: epg at March 18, 2004 8:30 PMIs this a joke? Europe makes no sense these days.
Posted by: basil at March 18, 2004 9:25 PMI prefer "Auntie-Terrorism" myself.
Posted by: Hal at March 18, 2004 11:22 PMI prefer Mr. Dhimmitude, myself.
Posted by: Susan at March 19, 2004 1:06 AM
I believe that "Mr. Backbone" would be a better choice.
Did someone warn the Federal Police Commisioner of Australia, over this issue?
Prime Minister John Howard has perhaps secretly out-sourced the Feathered Cape Warrior prematurely?
Or perhaps Chicken Man met his match in Mr.Terrorism. ?
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