Sometimes it seems so simple yet percieved as complex those things we can not solve. We must open the minds of the people.

HISTORY TEST
>Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice
>test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually
>happened!!!
>
>Do you remember?
>
>-1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
>a. Superman
>b. Jay Lenno
>c. Harry Potter
>d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
>a. Olga Corbett
>b. Sitting Bull
>c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
>a. Lost Norwegians
>b. Elvis
>c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
>a. John Dillinger
>b. The King of Sweden
>c. The Boy Scouts
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
>a. A pizza delivery boy
>b. Pee Wee Herman
>c. Geraldo Rivera
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
>American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
>a. The Smurfs
>b. Davy Jones
>c. The Little Mermaid
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying
>to rescue passengers was murdered by:
>a. Captain Kidd
>b. Charles Lindberg
>c. Mother Teresa
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
>a. Scooby Doo
>b. The Tooth Fairy
>c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
>a. Richard Simmons
>b. Grandma Moses
>c. Michael Jordan
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
>a. Mr. Rogers
>b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
>c. The World Wrestling Federation
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to
>take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into
>the US
>Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.Thousands
>of
>people were killed by:
>a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
>b. The Supreme Court of Florida
>c. Mr. Bean
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
>a. Enron
>b. The Lutheran Church
>c. The N FL
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
>a. Bonnie and Clyde
>b. Captain Kangaroo
>c. Billy Graham
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>Nope, ...I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
>
>So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
>intent
>on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to
>profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old
>women,
>little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who
>are
>members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with
>metal hips,
>and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim
>Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.
>
>Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and
>other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to
>thwart
>common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves - if they have any such
>sense.
>
>As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it,
>"Stupid is as stupid does."
>
>Come on people wake up!!!
>Keep this going. Pass it on to everyone in your address book.
>Our Country and our troops need our support!
>--

OT: Miss Catherine (the great) have you seen the miracles that were granted during the tsunami.

***************300 gather in Christian Church,seemed as though the wave split in half went around CHURCH wiped out rich guys house, all unscathed and ALL BELIEVERS NOW.

*********witnesses and survivors say it was a miracle.

**********Christian Conversion is on the rise

AM YISRAEL CHAI

Posted by: Chuck at January 13, 2005 6:19 AM

Chuck,

That is a great little piece. It would be 100 times better if the names and birthplaces were also included in the real answers.

I know Sirhan Sirhan killed Bobby on June 5h, 1968 and that he was born in Jerusalem, Palestine (now Israel) on March 19, 1944. That's the only one I've had time to look up so far this morning.

f.g.

Posted by: f.g. at January 13, 2005 10:59 AM

Great quiz, Chuck!
Catherine, I answered D to all the above. Do I get a shiny gold star on my forehead?

Posted by: Mike at January 13, 2005 11:00 AM

Posted by: Chuck at January 13, 2005 06:19 AM

You left out who shot the Pope??

Mike I am looking for a Frontpage story about MS13 by Macheial Malkin if you help get the link you get a gold star for the day??

Part of the American Tribe
Squirrel Hunter
Spider Killer
God Bless the USA and her Fighting Forces and ALL who Fight with her give them Strength, Wisdom, Sight, and Courage to Stay the course to Victory to Destroy ALL Islamic Terrorist and ALL who Support them Open the Worlds Eyes to their Threat Amen

PS
They upped the death toll in Indoneisa alone 210,000 mulsums dead??

We have moved the USS Abe Lincoln to international waters??

Posted by: Catherine at January 13, 2005 11:39 AM

Great quiz, Chuck. More people ought to take this quiz. I'd am sharing it with those I know.

Posted by: flameon1 at January 13, 2005 11:41 AM

Strap the guy to a bunker buster, once we have the coordinates for the 'secret' Iranian nuclear program's underground facilities, and give him a one-way ticket to Paradise.

In wartime, this is treason.

Time to take off the p.c. gloves and start frying these weasels.

P.S. Chuck-

One minor quibble with your admirable quiz.

Sirhan Sirhan, who was one of the assassins who shot Robert Kennedy (another implicated was a Mafia-connected security guard standing BEHIND RFK- who was shot at close range from BEHIND, fatally, while Sirhan was IN FRONT of Kennedy that fateful night in LA) came from an Arab Christian family out of 1950's 'Palestine'. Although, at the time of the assassination, he was reading Theosophical works and had become a de facto Arab nationalist (AKA Muslim tool).

It is obvious that was a 'useful idiot' working for the Muslim extremist cause, whether or not he believed in any 'faith' by that point, or not. He claimed to have shot RFK- on the anniversay of the 1967 Six Day War in Israel- for his support of the 'Zionists'. So, either as a budding Theosophist or lapsed Christian, he did the bidding of the nascent Islamic jihad.

By he action, the course of American history was changed, Viet Nam's slaughter was prolonged, and the U.S. had a decade of shamfeul corrupt government to undergo, having a president thrown out of office, our military running out of Saigon like rats from a sinking ship, and the cities of American burning with racial conflict, with no voice to speak reasonably or convincingly against
the extremists at home and abroad.

A traitor to his adopted country and to broader humanity, Sirhan is still appealing his conviction, claiming to have been hypnotized, among other excuses, and even having the gall to say that surely the humane RFK would have wanted him to have been granted parole by now. (As comic Mort Sahl remarked: "Too bad he shot his best character witness.")

Posted by: profitsbeard at January 13, 2005 12:40 PM

"Homeland Insecurity: 2004 in Review"
By Michelle Malkin

http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=16487

"The rise of MS-13 . The savage El Salvador-based gang, Mara Salvatrucha (MS-13), has now penetrated more than a dozen states..."

OK, presenting forehead!

Posted by: Mike at January 13, 2005 1:27 PM

Is that it, Catherine?

Posted by: Mike at January 13, 2005 1:27 PM

Profitsbeard:

Unfortunately, despite all the persecution they have faced at the hands of the Muslims, most "Arab" Christians are very deeply steeped in animosity towards Jews and Israel.

This phenom is probably traceable to anti-Jewish religious teachings that long preceeded the arrival of Zionists from eastern Europe in the late 19th century. (I put quote marks around "Arab" as in truth, most of the Christians from the region are not ethnic Arabs.)

Posted by: waterdragon52 at January 13, 2005 1:44 PM

Mike
Yes it was Gold Star for you Today!!
Thanks!

Part of the American Tribe
Squirrel Hunter
Spider Killer
God Bless the USA and her Fighting Forces and ALL who Fight with her give them Strength, Wisdom, Sight, and Courage to Destroy ALL islamic Terrorist and ALL who Support them Amen

PS
In Calf last week they had over 720 car accidents does this mean they will outlaw cars??

http://www.zum.de/psm/rta/doa27.php
Reichstagsakten 1888/89, 7. Lp., Vol. 121, Attachment 41: Collection of Documents pertaining the Uprising in East Africa, No. 27: Directive to the Imperial ambassador in London
Friedrichsruh, October 21st 1888

The movement of the Muslim Arabs, supported by slave traders, which first found its expression in the Mahdi revolt in the Egyptian Sudan, has since expanded and had also resulted in collisions with European enterprises at other points of the African continent. The raid on an Italian expedition in 1886 by the Emir of Harar, the threat to stations on the eastern border of the Congo Free State by Arabs, the treatment of Stanley and his companions by Tippu Tip, the attacks on English mission stations in Uganda and on trade settlements on Lake Nyassa, the rebellion in coastal stretches of the Sultanate of Zanzibar which are under British and German administration - all these events give the impression that they are connected with each other, a connection which provides evidence for a slowly increasing, but freely forming movement among the Muslim population in the direction of a reaction against Christian and civilisatoric efforts, namely in the area of slave trade. All nations interested in the promotion of Christian morale share an equal interest in counteracting the dangers posed by such a movement.
The rising importance and expansion the Muslim agitation has gained over the last years in Africa, goes hand in hand with a rising export of powder and arms from Europe to equatorial Africa.
Ample equipment with arms and ammunition facilitates the slave trader's raids and the Arabs' attempts to keep the European opponents of slave trade from penetrating further and to repel them from their present positions.
Therefore it seems to us a common obligation of the European nations engaged in the peaceful opening-up of Africa to obstruct both the slave trade and the arms trade with greater emphasis, than it has been done so far. Such an aim seems only feasible by a blockade of the entire East African coast, which is strong and firm enough to obstruct the export of slaves and the import of arms more effectively as before. If the Royal British government does approve such a measure, we are prepared to enter negotiations with all other concerned powers in order to obtain their approval. I would regard it especially appropriate to obtain France's accord in regard to reject Arab slave trader dhows the right to sail under the French flag.
I ask Your Excellency most humbly to communicate with Lord Salisbury according to the beforementioned comments and to report his answer.

signed von Bismarck

His Excellency the Imperial ambassador
Count von Hatzfeldt
London

Posted by: Catherine at January 13, 2005 1:58 PM

Great quiz, Chuck.

I took it and got all but one right.
Question # 4, I guessed, >c. Geraldo Rivera, while he was still looking for Al Capone’s vault. 12 of 13 isn’t bad.

We cant stereotype now, can we? Yes, we can!

Posted by: Bar at January 13, 2005 2:24 PM