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Ibrahim Hooper, I think you should call this Ahmadinejad fellow. He and many others in Iran seem to have the crazy idea that Allah promises Paradise to those who "kill and are killed" for him (cf. Qur'an 9:111).
"Iran to launch a new suicide bombers garrison on Thursday," from IranFocus, with thanks to Mackie:
Tehran, Iran, May 24 – Iran will launch a new suicide-bombers garrison on Thursday, according to the head of a group affiliated to the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps.Mohammad-Ali Samadi, spokesman for the Headquarters to Commemorate the Martyrs of the Global Islamic Movement, a government-orchestrated campaign to recruit suicide bombers, told the state-run news agency Mehr on Tuesday that the group planned to officially announce the existence of the new garrison in a ceremony in Tehran’s largest cemetery on Thursday afternoon.
The new garrison will be named after Nader Mahdavi, an IRGC naval commander who died in a suicide attack on an American naval vessel in 1987, Samadi said.
The report said that more that 55,000 “volunteers for martyrdom-seeking operations” had been registered so far by the organisation, which also calls itself “Estesh’hadioun”, or martyrdom-seekers.
In February, the group launched a new recruitment drive for suicide bombers in Tehran to fight against “Global Blasphemy”.
The group was set up by Iran’s Revolutionary Guards in 2004. Those who join have three choices: To carry out suicide attacks against “the infidels occupying Iraq”, against Israel, or against Salman Rushdie.
Posted by Robert at May 24, 2006 3:59 PM
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This is all in the name of "peace." Lets give peace a chance.
NOT!!!
at May 24, 2006 4:08 PM
Salmon Rushdie!! There is no forgetting in islam. Hey! muslims.....give the guy a break. He wrote the book YEARS ago. It's older than most of you jihadi's.
Posted by: freewoman
at May 24, 2006 4:12 PM
I'd like to know at what point will our leaders rub the sand from their eyes and recognize a declaration of war for what it is.
Posted by: DesertDawgN29
at May 24, 2006 4:12 PM
Devastating. They can't riot about this one since it's only a metaphor. People think in metaphors. Good luck getting away from them. These lovers of abstraction would do away with all images, but that's only because at bottom Islam is hatred of the human. It only wants to love certain parts. That's why it creates monsters.
-M
http://www.coxandforkum.com/
5/25/06
at May 24, 2006 4:36 PM
I wonder if their brave President will be first in line? Probably not, just leave the exploding to the ones who see no future worth living for, and where and explosive death is the only conceivable outlet to a miserable existance under Sharia...
Moose
Posted by: Moose
at May 24, 2006 4:45 PM
Why is this news not headlined in every newspaper in the west, the lead on every newscast ?
This is the global village; these little charmers can be walking our streets next week, or are already doing so.
If my little village had no police, no security, and the guy living round the corner and down the lane announced to all and sundry that he was going to kill me and my family, i would do my very best to get him first, kill him.
WE seem to be waiting for another 9/11; must let the bad guys go first, eh ? What is this, some sort of sport contest, Marquis of Queensbury rules, must play fair old chap ?
Maybe, as the 'big guy', we have no choice but to hold our fire for the time being, for the sake of appearances if nothing else. Ultimately, we will have to face those boys and girls in a showdown. The one hope we all have, that the Iranian people will, themselves, take down their loathsome mullah government, is unlikely, given the bloodthirsty despotism of the regime, not unlike Iraq under saddam, Germany under hitler, or the USSR under stalin, not places where a change of government is to be expected.
at May 24, 2006 4:47 PM
I'd like to know at what point will our leaders rub the sand from their eyes and recognize a declaration of war for what it is.
Posted by: DesertDawgN29 [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 24, 2006 04:12 PM
When smuggled nukes simultaneously go off in Israel the USA and the UK. And even then thats not guaranteed we will probably hear all the Islamoquizlings saying that its just a handful of extremists and Islam really means peace so we should just try and understand them. Besides it is really all the Jooos fault.
at May 24, 2006 4:47 PM
"The saudis on the bus go BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM..."
Ahahahahahah!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
Posted by: freewoman
at May 24, 2006 4:48 PM
Recipe for a mujahed: Instant asshole, just add ayat from the Quran; stir in hadith and add sunna to taste; serve on a bed of bitter herbs and garnish with a dallop of bitterness. Goes well with crow.
Posted by: DesertDawgN29
at May 24, 2006 4:55 PM
Lessee, they have 55,000 men for 3 operations and one of those operations is to kill one man...
So, they need 18,333 men to suicide attack Salman Rushdie?
Go Islam!
Being incredibly pathetic ranks right up there with your other contributions such as algebra, astronomy and architecture.
Wow, I mean just wow...
at May 24, 2006 5:01 PM
Here we go again. Another attack ad from the
"ROP".
at May 24, 2006 5:08 PM
Ibrahim Hooper and Ahmadinejad are at the same Neverending Tea Party but Alice doesn't know who is the Mad Hatter. All she seems to know is that they "tell half truts that tell whole lies." Contact the Rabbit.
Posted by: Frank
at May 24, 2006 5:13 PM
some one needs to permanently shut up Ahmadinejad real fast. he rambles off so often, l think now he is boring people to death!
Posted by: Lulu
at May 24, 2006 5:48 PM
Think all this marrying to first cousins produces defective genes-Marmeduke & Mullahs are MAD.MAD,SAD AND BAD-hey you brave lot of 'holy warriors' who can't wait to get to Allah's Paradise [and Shagathon of Virgins/young boys],
why don't you set an example and EXPLODE YOURSELVES NOW...
at May 24, 2006 5:52 PM
iran has promised to destroy Israel and to send terrorists across the globe. What more does pres bush and the feds need to realize that we are at war and are not fighting.
What will it take to wake up Washington, DC???
It appears that nukes will have to go off in Washington DC before the feds see the light and then the remaining part of America will have to battle islam.
How sad a state of affairs that our Anerican government continues to steadfastly refuse to protect our borders and America and Americans.
The Texican.
Posted by: Texican
at May 24, 2006 6:35 PM
Anything to get out of Iran.
Posted by: profitsbeard
at May 24, 2006 6:46 PM
Officials: Hastert "In the Mix" of Congressional Bribery Investigation
May 24, 2006 6:24 PM
Brian Ross Reports:
The Speaker of the House of Representatives, Dennis Hastert, is under investigation by the FBI, which is seeking to determine his role in an ongoing public corruption probe into members of Congress, ABC News has learned from high level government sources.
(just more good news as we march off to a merry little war.)
Posted by: storagemanager
at May 24, 2006 6:49 PM
22:17 Islamic Movement calls on Arabs not to let `Temple Mount faithfuls` ascend (Haaretz) ....this needs to stop...muslims do not own the temple mount----it belongs to the GOD of ISRAEL...who will take it back!..........And saviours shall come up on mount ZION...I LOVE THAT WORD...ZION...to judge the mount of esau;.......and the kingdom shall be the LORDS......SORRY no allahs allowed.
at May 24, 2006 7:04 PM
Just one more reason to start tossing missiles into Tehran Square.
Posted by: Foehammer
at May 24, 2006 7:26 PM
Abraham and Ishmael built the House and dedicated it, saying . . . "Lord, make us submissive to You; make of our descendants a nation that will submit to You..."
Q 2:127........And Sarah saw the son of hagar (ishmael) the egyptian mocking....Wherefore she said, Cast out this bondwoman and her son(ishmael)for the son of this bondwoman shall not be heir with my son, even ISAAC!.......there is no room on the TEMPLE MOUNT FOR MOCKERS!..
at May 24, 2006 7:31 PM
Will these Muslims be given green cards immediately or will they be admitted as "temporary" immigrants.
Remember, at least one million Muslims per year will be admitted to the United States under the new Immigration Amnesty bill. Look for some in your neighborhood very soon.
Can your property be seized in order to build a mosque?
Don't worry, be happy.
Islam is a religion of peace.
Viva El Presidente Jorge bin Jorge al-Bush!
Allahu akbar!
at May 24, 2006 7:39 PM
DEAR MUSLIM READER PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THIS.................For this Agar(hagar) is mount sinai Arabia, and answereth to JERUSALEM which now is, and is in BONDAGE with her children.But JERUSALEM which is above is free, which is the mother of us all. Galatians 4:25-26
Posted by: storagemanager
at May 24, 2006 7:57 PM
Iranian logic:
If Bush is the world's greatest terrorist,
and America is the great Satan,
and Israel should be wiped off the map,
and Cartoons of Mohammed appear in Denmark, France, Germany, Belgium, Norway, Switzerland, Netherlands, and Eastern Europe,
then the logical thing to do is,
ATTACK SALMAN RUSHDIE!!!
Posted by: Xero G
at May 24, 2006 8:10 PM
"Slay the unbelievers everywhere they are found....." So goes the Kuran in all its vehement, homicidal "glory."
And here again (in Iran) we see IN ACTION the harsh, unstinting reality that Islam incorporates first-degree murder into its core ideology (without remorse). When is the world going to a-) admit this is the case, and b-)do something to put an end to Islam's carte blanche homicidal practices?
How much time is left before the world will still be able to do something to stop them?
Who will stop these people??? And when???
Posted by: pythagoras
at May 24, 2006 8:19 PM
http://the-gathering-storm.blogsource.com/post.mhtml?post_id=332163
Posted by: Thomas Paine
at May 24, 2006 8:25 PM
WHY DOES YOUR DEMON DEMAND SO MUCH BLOOD?......Horrified eyewitnesses alerted Ramle police Tuesday evening to a stabbing underway in the parking lot behind the city's Bank Hapoalim branch. Within a minute of the report, a patrol car arrived on the scene to find a young woman covered in blood, an apparent victim of what is known as a 'family honor killing'.
The two police officers called for reinforcements from both police and MDA, and while one set out in pursuit of a man seen fleeing the scene, the second police officer remained with the mortally wounded young woman, a 24-year-old resident of the city. Attempts to resuscitate the young woman failed, and she was later pronounced dead on the scene.
http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1148482036398&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull
Posted by: storagemanager
at May 24, 2006 9:16 PM
But you do see the trouble and grief they cause.
You take note of it and punish them.
The helpless put their trust in you.
You are the defender of orphans.
15
Break the arms of these wicked, evil people!
Go after them until the last one is destroyed!
16
The LORD is king forever and ever!
Let those who worship other gods be swept from the land.
17
LORD, you know the hopes of the helpless.
Surely you will listen to their cries and comfort them.
at May 24, 2006 9:45 PM
"If the bloodbath must come, then let's get on with it!"-Ronald Reagan
Posted by: patriot4
at May 24, 2006 10:10 PM
Ok, so we know there's going to be a massive ceremony with a lot of these new "troops" in attendance. Why not drop a devastating bomb attack on them then and there? They will get what they want (martyrdom, virgins, dying for Allah, etc.), and we will get what we want (a decrease in the number of terrorists, at least temporarily). That's what I'd call a win-win situation.
In fact, why isn't the US, UK, Russia or Israel doing this already when all the scarf-wearing face-hiding tough guys with AK-47's and RPG's take to the streets in teeming masses in whatever location? It's what the military refers to as a target-rich environment.
If we were really fighting a "war" wouldn't be doing this already???
Posted by: perpster
at May 24, 2006 10:21 PM
Sooner or later someone in power in a western country is going to have to aknowledge that these are the stupidest and worst "people" on the planet. Therefore,,with their defective gene pool,,as mentioned above due to inbreeding,,,
let's hope they self-destruct asap! And we are happy to help if they need some help!
This link has given me some hope!
http://www.faithfreedom.org/oped/sina60523.htm
at May 24, 2006 10:24 PM
Iranian leaders = textbook psychotics.
Student protests went unreported in the msm.
What a surprise.
D. Ox
http://thomistic.blogspot.com
p.s. Thanks M for the Cox and Forkum cartoon link.
at May 24, 2006 10:25 PM
Of the three choices I would choose Salmon Rushdie because it is possible to kill a man without blowing yourself up. Unless you're a muslim, in which case, it's always recommended to blow yourself up no matter what you're after.
Here's a strategy for defeating islam. Let's create a common housefly that somewhat resembles mohammad, just enough to offend muslims. Then, out of pride and fury, everyone of those houseflies will have to be targeted for death. Which means untold numbers of suicide bombers will need to be recruited.
Allah Akhbar! Death to you housefly infidel!!
KA-BOOM!
I am sick to death with these treats that the thug in chief is making.
HA HA!
Posted by: somethingaboutislam
at May 24, 2006 10:36 PM
Legions of suicide bombers to take out one writer, just because he blasphemed al-Lat - whoops, I mean al-lah? Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim!? I hope he falls off his chair laughing when he hears this. He should write more, maybe launch his own publishing house just to rise to the occassion.
Matt Stone & Trey Parker thought they were kidding with their line "I'll put a jihad on you!" With Ahmadinejad you really can't make it up.
@Gramfan - thx for the link to Dr Sina's article. Very encouraging
OT/ Pres. Carter on CNN - "English shouldn't be the official language of the US..."
at May 25, 2006 12:25 AM
Animus
Thanks:))
I was in a state of despair before I found it.It cheered me up a lot!
Carter: he really is out of his tree!
I could more easily accept a Native American language,but does he want Spanish or arabic??
And you are right about South Park. Many a time humour has more truth to it than is obvious!
Posted by: Gramfan
at May 25, 2006 12:37 AM
"volunteers for martyrdom" = volunteers for terrorism
Posted by: Johnathan
at May 25, 2006 1:41 AM
Pres. Carter on CNN - "English shouldn't be the official language of the US..."
Carter might want to pay a bit more attention to wiser minds, for when his usefullness is up, it won't be a pretty sight.
This from Machiavelli on the Peanut farmer
"The distance is so great between how we live and how we ought to live that he who abandons what is done for what ought to be done learns his ruin rather than his preservation; because a man who wants to make a profession of goodness in everything is bound to come to ruin among so many who are not good".
at May 25, 2006 2:06 AM
from Perpster:
"Ok, so we know there's going to be a massive ceremony with a lot of these new "troops" in attendance. Why not drop a devastating bomb attack on them then and there?"
Did you notice the location of Thursday's ceremony? The country's largest CEMETARY! How efficient is that?
Posted by: Xero G
at May 25, 2006 2:17 AM
So are the Eurodhimmis still trying to give these bums planes ? They will make out like the Japanese Kamikaze pilots and the 9/11 terrorists. Heaven forbid if they place one of their nuke bombs in a plane and just enter the airspace of any Western country. We are damned if we shoot the plane down, and damned if we don't.
Gramfan, the link you posted did cheer me up too, but then I realized that a lot of people are going to die before this medievil falls. No, I have no hopes for a sudden demise of islam.
at May 25, 2006 2:18 AM
Arjun.sevak
too true about the price we are going to have to pay.
I had a thought: perhaps on their "coming out day parade" one of them may pull the bomb-belt switch! They could well learn an interesting lesson from that. And if they all want to go to paradise in a hurry perhaps someone should tell them about lemmings?
Just remembered something funny guys:
(for a change!)
I have it on very good authority that when the Israeli army has, on the odd occasion, got the terrorist before they detonated, invariably they have found these guys have wrapped their penises in cotton wool!! Dumber and dumberer!
This of course means the sale of cotton wool in Iran will skyrocket!
Posted by: Gramfan
at May 25, 2006 2:59 AM
BECAUSE ISLAM MEANS PEACE..AND THE MUSLIM FAITH LOVES CHILDREN..JUST NOT YOURS......Malvo, who had never before taken the witness stand against his fellow sniper, gave the most detailed account yet of the planning that went into the three-week shooting spree that left 10 people dead at gas stations and parking lots.
Malvo also said Muhammad devised a two-phase plan to shoot as many as six random people each day for 30 days in the Washington area and then target children and police officers with explosives. They planned to place explosives on school buses in Baltimore, kill a Baltimore police officer, and then set off explosives packed with ball bearings at the officer's funeral.
When Malvo asked Muhammad why, he said, "For the sheer terror of it - the worst thing you can do to people is aim at their children."
Posted by: storagemanager
at May 25, 2006 8:30 AM
Kind of gives new meaning to "Don't sell cotton short."
Posted by: perpster
at May 25, 2006 8:31 AM
Actually, the more I think about it, the use of the word "garrison" is interesting. It usually refers to troops charged with holding or defending territory. Interesting. Not the usual Martyrs "Brigade" or Revolutionary "Guards" etc. Hmmm.
Posted by: perpster
at May 25, 2006 8:35 AM
"Garrison": the troops stationed in a fort or town. Webster's Dictionary
Posted by: perpster
at May 25, 2006 8:37 AM
Hmmm. Keillor must Really hate his first name, then.
http://sayanythingblog.com/2004/11/15/garrison_keillor_is_an_idiot/
Posted by: Gary
at May 25, 2006 9:21 AM
FOX NEWS ALERT!......Iran to buy a fleet of flying carpets from Afghanistan.....it is thought the carpets are armed!...more later...
at May 25, 2006 9:51 AM
It is Islam that seeks to install 'global blasphemy'. The Quran, a strap on bomb, a rusty knife, and a hardy 'Allahu Akbar' is a great blasphemy. Salman Rushdie, as a target, is right up there with the Iraq occupiers and Israel. He is one popular guy. Killing him is almost as good as killing Israel. These guys got wierd priorities...
at May 25, 2006 10:24 AM
I want to see the size of the hole in the ground when all those idiots blow themselves up together during practice to blow themselves up. Hopefully it won't cause an earthquake that we (the US) will respond to....
Posted by: CelticCoyote
at May 25, 2006 12:03 PM
...ah yes, the ceremonial death wish domino derby, aka dumbass dynamite daisychain. Said by some to be the "most gracious, most divine and longest lasting kind of artmanship". (Ahmedinejad)
"Iran with nukes will be a suicide bomber with a radioactive waist." - Mark Steyn
Posted by: Animus
at May 25, 2006 3:05 PM
Remember the Beach Boys and their hit song "Barbra Ann"? You'll love this!
http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/bomb_iran?mid=219523351
LYRICS
Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran,
Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb... Let's Bomb Iran!
Let's take a stand and Bomb Iran!
They're Evil-doers yes it's true, there's nothin' left to do,
But Bomb Iran, Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran!
Went to Iraq, caught lotsa flack,
No turnin' back so while we're there let's just attack,
And Bomb Iran! Bomb Bomb, Bomb... Let's Bomb Iran!
They're a threat to me and you, there's nothin' left to do,
But Bomb Iran, Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran!
Troops will have to see, a tour of duty 3,
They may get the shaft and you know we'll have to draft,
To Bomb Iran! Bomb Bomb, Bomb... Let's Bomb Iran!
They got the nukes you know it's true, there's nothin' left to do,
But Bomb Iran, Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran!
Bombed Afghanistan, but gave up the Taliban,
Hey at least this rhymes with "stan" and that's enough to make a plan
To Bomb Iran! Bomb Bomb, Bomb... Let's Bomb Iran!
You're a commie if you doubt and my time is running out,
To Bomb Iran, Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran!
at May 26, 2006 9:05 AM
Bohemond,
Catchy tune. Been there 5 times since yesterday. :)
at May 28, 2006 3:25 AM
Bohemond,
Catchy tune. Been there 5 times since yesterday. :)
at May 28, 2006 3:25 AM
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