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Class schedule for Thursday, July 13, 2006 (17 Jumaada al-Thaany 1427 A.H.):
8:00 AM: Islamic Theology.
9:00 AM: Qur'an Memorization.
10:00 AM: Introduction to Sharia.
11:00 AM: Grenades.
The 12:00 class, Target Practice, has been canceled today due to an unfortunate accident during Grenades Class.
"Militant killed by own hand grenade," from AFP, with thanks to Kisan:
DERA ISMAIL KHAN: A suspected pro-Taliban militant was killed when a grenade he was handling went off at a religious school, a security official said on Wednesday.The man identified as Abdul Rahman died and two companions were wounded when the grenade’s pin was accidentally removed, the official said requesting anonymity.
Posted by Robert at July 13, 2006 7:15 AM
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Reminiscent of some of the pally bomb-makers who blow themselves up by mistake in their factories!
This poor bastard can't even blame the Israeli's and make a good propoganda film about it!
1.00 class: what happens when you don't get the virgins, (due to that fact that you didn't kill any infidels.)
2.00 class: No one is able to attend. They are all dead!
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at July 13, 2006 7:29 AM
Abdul Rahman? Oh, no. Wasn't he the Christian apostate that fled Afghanistan for Italy? Why would he be handling grenades in a religious school? What Christian school included grenades in the curriculum? Don't tell me he converted back to Islam? Bad habits are hard to break.
Posted by: somethingaboutislam
at July 13, 2006 7:30 AM
There is a God. And it isn't Allah.
Posted by: Bohemond_1069 at July 13, 2006 7:36 AM
Goes to prove IQ requirement not important to attend muslim religious school. just be dumb enough to go out with bomb belts and kill women and children, yeah unarmed civilians. islam attracts stupid cowards.
Posted by: Lulu at July 13, 2006 7:41 AM
Lulu
IQ or rather lack of it IS a requirement for a muslim school. No intelligent person would go,,,if they had any brains,lol!
at July 13, 2006 7:47 AM
Something:
I suspect that Abdul Rahman is not an uncommon name for a Muslim.
Needless to say, this "Abdul Rahman" will receive a post humous failing grade, as he didn't take any infidels with him, but probably came uncomfortably close to killing his classmates, teacher(s) and destroying the "religous school".
Lulu and Granfam: IQ has not a lot to do with it. I've run into some people with high IQs who are very f-d up and will buy into some deplorably stupid ideas.
No this is about very early and very intense indoctrination that breeds this nihilistic behaviour.
Posted by: waterdragon52 at July 13, 2006 7:57 AM
YAY!!!
Posted by: freewoman at July 13, 2006 8:12 AM
>>YAY!!!
Posted by: freewoman
That is really what I wanted to say,lol!!
Waterdragon52
Sure there are many morons around. But it takes a special kind to become a jihadist or a homicide bomber, IMHO.
at July 13, 2006 8:28 AM
We need more grenade training at Islamic schools...
Posted by: sheik yer'mami at July 13, 2006 8:35 AM
We need more grenade training at Islamic schools...
Posted by: sheik yer'mami at July 13, 2006 8:36 AM
He must have said the wrong prayer. Yes there is a God and the real God in not in Islams camp.
Posted by: exsgtbrown at July 13, 2006 8:44 AM
That's what you get for screwing around in shop (a.k.a. explosives) class!
Posted by: Shinoliite at July 13, 2006 8:48 AM
Hey Akmed, did you hear a click?
Posted by: exsgtbrown at July 13, 2006 8:53 AM
Our pastor would always emphasise the importance of leaving the pin in place when doing live grenade demonstrations. He considered our health and safety paramount.
Posted by: western infidel at July 13, 2006 8:56 AM
What always amazes me about Muslims is that their entire existence has always revolved around warfare, yet they are totally inept at it. Yeah, they can blow themselves up (voluntarily or involuntarily) but that's about it.
Posted by: Jesus Christ Supercop at July 13, 2006 9:06 AM
Guys, Gals
Aren't we being a little too hard on these "religuous students". Can't we be understanding of the fact that they are under serious competitive pressure to memorize that hate document and then blow themselves up to get virgins.
I think Abdul here, couldn't handle the pressure so he jumped the line in the expectation that he could reach heaven first. He must have logically concluded that with the number of "true muslims" blowing themselves up, the number of virgins in heaven may become a scarce commodity.
Oh..regarding him not killing infidels..he just may not have reached that part of the quran..I mean like I said there is a lot of crap that he has to go through to be a idol of religuous perfection. Forgive him for the lack of a brain.
And do we really think that afghani soldiers have the ability to comprehend complex tasks such as weapons usage.
here is a footage of what is presumably an afghan being trained by presumably US personnel to use an RPG...enjoy
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/stunts/fire_explosions/bazuka/
again muslim competance with machine guns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3qvvDIzRV0&search=zarqawi
Perhaps they should stick with knives. It would be much easier for them to attain martyrdom from allied forces with machine guns
the hindu
at July 13, 2006 9:08 AM
the hindu,
Saw the video. LOL. :)
at July 13, 2006 9:26 AM
Hoist. Petard.
Posted by: Hugh at July 13, 2006 10:15 AM
Pipped. Post.
It doesn't take much to make me think of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, and that wonderful passage from the Book of Armaments. This will do.
at July 13, 2006 11:58 AM
We need more grenade training at Islamic schools...
Posted by: sheik yer'mami
Why yes, yes we do.
http://www.fridayparty.org/newgallery/bunnies/0478qk
Posted by: Carolyn2 at July 13, 2006 12:10 PM
mullah : assalam alaykum, all the jihadis are blown to pieces in the training camp.
mirza : What do you mean ? They were learning to throw grenades, were they not ?
mullah : Yes but the grenades blew up the jihadis.
mirza : I told you, pull the pin, count to 10 and chuck. Now show me how you do it.
mullah : (Pulls the pin, places bomb in trouser pocket, counts on fingers) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,
mirza : No, no.
mullah : (Reaches for pocket).
Posted by: arjun.sevak at July 13, 2006 12:15 PM
This was no accident. He was desperate for sex :
"The sensual pleasures [in heaven] are graphically elaborated by Al-Suyuti (died 1505 ), Koranic commentator and polymath. He wrote: "Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [ie Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vaginas.""
I am inclined to call the adherents of this faith "Erectionists"
Posted by: FreeSpeech at July 13, 2006 12:21 PM
The koran needs some updating in the munitions and tactics & training sections.
Posted by: Dumbo at July 13, 2006 12:25 PM
All our Jiziya should be payable from now on in the form of grenades. Make sure every Muslim has one. In the packaging, or with the instructions, include directions on how to assemble, including a directive to make the pin removal the last step before using.
Joke: What do you do when a Jihadi throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull out the pin and throw it back.
at July 13, 2006 12:42 PM
Dumbo
The Quran is perfect - was written by Allah. Doesn't need any updating whatsoever.
The outcome was as ordained by Allah. Praise be to Allah ta'ala
Posted by: Infidel Pride at July 13, 2006 12:44 PM
Re: "A suspected pro-Taliban militant was killed when a grenade he was handling went off at a religious school"
Irony isn't dead after all.
Posted by: johnb at July 13, 2006 12:45 PM
It has been confirmed that Abdul Rahman died due to a practcal joke. The story is that another student in the Remedial Terror 101 class coincidentally name Abdul Rahman, not to be confused with the dead Abdul Rahman or the apostate Abdul Rahman, switched the instructions for the grenade throwing activity. Originally the instructions were (1.) Pull Pin (2.) Throw (3.) Count to 10.
Well, Abdul 'SmartyPants' Rahman switched (2.) and (3.) around and the now deceased Abdul 'Boomer' Rahman has suffered the consequences. It's all fun til somebody blows themselves up. Who's laughing now? (besides me)
at July 13, 2006 1:02 PM
Residents living close to the school have been complaining recently about the repeated noise.
Posted by: FreeSpeech at July 13, 2006 1:45 PM
Afghanistan: Jihadist killed by his own grenade at religious school
Funny, at our religious schools we get things like pencils or pens and a Bible.
Posted by: Carolyn2 at July 13, 2006 1:46 PM
It has been know for some time the Islamic religious school (called Madaras?)teach nothing but hate and anti Islamic violence. This is proof they even attempt to teach weapons tactics.
Do you recall Abu Zarqarwi had trouble firing his weapon, and then he hands the weapon to another graduate who promptly grabs the gun by the hot barrell..
WELL
Posted by: exsgtbrown at July 13, 2006 2:39 PM
Ouch
Posted by: The Goobs at July 13, 2006 3:20 PM
Is this the first death of an "aspirational but not operational" terrorist?
Does he at least get 36 virgins for effort?
Posted by: profitsbeard at July 13, 2006 3:21 PM
A while back a Muslim wedding party was held, the participants celebrated by firing AK 47s and RPGs. They promptly proceeded to blow up the wedding party "accidently", killing several.
----They had graduated l year earlier--
Is this the first death of an "aspirational but not operational" terrorist?
Does he at least get 36 virgins for effort?
probably, but they were all at least 84 years old.
Posted by: exsgtbrown at July 13, 2006 3:45 PM
grenade....religious school; bwahahahahah!
Posted by: MP at July 13, 2006 3:52 PM
Every Islamist deserves his very personal Big Bang.
Posted by: FreeSpeech at July 13, 2006 3:54 PM
The AP has just reported finding the instructions which accompanied the grenade. "PULL PIN. COUNT TO 1000." School officials state that they will no longer purchase grenades manufactured in Tel Aviv.
Posted by: OLDPUPPYMAX at July 13, 2006 9:09 PM
i really like what bohemond said: There is a God and He is not allah. wait- is grenade class after home-ec? i wonder if they have crayola brand grenades for kindergarteners?
Posted by: brutalhonesty at July 13, 2006 10:32 PM
In the words of Carlos Mencia "De-de-de"....
Patriot_1/17
Know the Enemy. Know Yourself......Know how to operate a grenade....
Posted by: Patriot_1/17 at July 14, 2006 1:17 AM
What happened was: he'd just pulled the pin and was about to throw when prayer time was announced. Couldn't fail to start praying, could he now?
Posted by: Lili at July 14, 2006 3:01 AM
Nelson Muntz
Posted by: Eisenhund at July 14, 2006 5:40 AM
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