Hizbullah rocket hits mosque? This nutty Moslem thing is starting to make sense to me. Was that a Sunni mosque or a Shiite mosque? If Sunni, Wahabbi or traditionalist?

Posted by: Alarmed Pig Farmer at July 25, 2006 8:00 AM

How long before the jihadist spin doctors blame Israel and the U.S. for the Hizballah rocket blast?

Posted by: Smoothe at July 25, 2006 8:07 AM

Funniest thing i've read today!

Posted by: DiscipleofJesusChrist at July 25, 2006 8:21 AM

we have know for some time now that Islamic explosives cannot distinguish between the good guys and the bad guys. Besides, The Islamic terrorists don't care who they kill, just as long as blood is spilled.

Posted by: exsgtbrown at July 25, 2006 8:21 AM

Allah must've been out getting smokes and a six-pack.

Posted by: Eisenhund at July 25, 2006 8:24 AM

Kinda reminds me of Iraq with muslims killing one another on a daily basis. The error of Islam becomes so apparant in all it's contradictions/hipocracy... Eg. Suicide in Islam is not allowed and is a terrible sin, yet suicide bombers are considered heroes!?

Posted by: DiscipleofJesusChrist at July 25, 2006 8:27 AM

Now if one will just hit the mosque in Jerusalem.............

Posted by: Bohemond_1069 at July 25, 2006 8:45 AM

Hizballah rocket hits mosque in Galilee

Those damn Jews again!

Hizballah rockets would not have hit the holy mosque in Galilee in the first place, if those Jews, who were supposed to the targets, weren't living there to begin with!

(Gad! Do I sound European or what?)

As goofy as this reasoning sounds, I'll bet you will hear something like it from UN or the EU-crates in the not too distant future -- albeit in more formal and pompous sounding terms.

Posted by: witness at July 25, 2006 8:47 AM

That would be unfortunate if an "errant hezbollah missile" were to crack the Dome of the Crock.

Posted by: Eisenhund at July 25, 2006 8:48 AM

Allah hates muslims - the proof is all around us everyday. They suffer greatly in this world and unfortunately they seem to forget Mohammed saying that 999 out of 1,000 of them will go to hell anyway.

Posted by: A_Plague_on_Both_Houses at July 25, 2006 9:23 AM

Yes, and of course the advanced sciences of the brave resistance have allowed the fighters to strike at their intended target, but the evil Zionists had only just finished swapping the locations of a synagog with the mosque that was struck. The evil Zionists are to blame, of course - they're so sneaky!

Oh, wait, it's also proof beyond doubt that Allah is supreme above all since the mosque wasn't obliterated by the untra-advanced, "angel"-guided rocket. That mighty weapon would have caused synagogs and churches to crumble in fear.

Nice aim, boys.

Posted by: oregonjack at July 25, 2006 9:47 AM

Infidels don't kill Muslims quite as effectively as Muslims tend to kill Muslims.

RoP, remember...

Posted by: MaxInfidel at July 25, 2006 10:01 AM

Inshallah, may more mosques be obliterated by the jehadists!

Posted by: Razdan at July 25, 2006 10:53 AM

Nice shot, boys!
But like others have said, how long till Israel is blamed for the explosion?

Posted by: Carolyn2 at July 25, 2006 11:16 AM

New mulsum rocket hits Israel and kills 15 year old mulsum girl??

Part of the American Tribe
Squirrel Hunter
Spider Killer
GOD BLESS THE USA AND HER FIGHTING FORCES AND ALL WHO FIGHT WITH HER GIVE THEM STRENGTH, WISDOM, SIGHT, AND COURAGE TO DESTROY ALL ISLAMIC TERRORIST AND ALL WHO SUPPORT THEM LET NOT THE WORLD BE DECEIVED BY THEM AMEN

PS
Remember
Just like Romania had to pay a high price for siding with Hitler which they suffered more than 50 yrs so to will the Lebanese people have to pay the hard price for siding with Islamic terrorist…

Posted by: Catherine at July 25, 2006 11:29 AM

Damned straight, Catherine. If the Lebanese want to whine about being made to pay for getting into bed with evil, they should first talk to the Germans and Japanese. Compared to the latter two nations, Israel has been making Lebanon do nothing more than stand in a corner for being naughty.

Posted by: Eisenhund at July 25, 2006 12:02 PM

:-)

Posted by: King Ferdinand (PBUH) at July 25, 2006 12:03 PM

At least 4 Israeli Arabs, in Haifa and Nazareth, have been killed by katusha fire. "'It's not my department ver zay come down' said Verner fon Braun." Nor will any of that be mentioned on al Jizzwad. Could someone explain how it is that al Jazeera gets permission from the Israelis to roam freely within the borders of the "oppressive, racist Zionist entity"?

I can tell you stories of insurgents using mosques to cache their weapons; but you all know this. And not from the MSM.

A buddy of mine told me about about an Iraqi lady who came to his office to pitch a fit that red lazer lights were keeping her family awake at night. Those lazers can be seen ONLY with specialized vision gear that ONLY American military is supposed to have. BINGO!!! Guess who was in possession of a house filled with stolen hi-tech gear that was being passed on to the bad guys?

Set the dhimmi media monkeys in a row and watch them click their cymbols and dance to the Muslim organ grinder.

Posted by: DesertDawgN29 at July 25, 2006 1:01 PM

Not to mention the fact that through NVG's the lasers look green (just like everything else).

Unless, of course, someone was using visible frequency laser aiming modules. Why anyone would when they have NVG's is beyond me, though.

Posted by: Eisenhund at July 25, 2006 1:07 PM

Robert:

Thanks for posting this little ditty. It's the ONLY laugh I've had all day.

Yes, of course Israel or the US or will be blamed for this. Hell, if someone wants to blame ME, I won't argue!!!

After all, Allaballa knows best.

Posted by: texan at July 25, 2006 2:03 PM

Of course if someone were to blow the Dome of the Rock up it wouldn't matter if Israel was blamed or not because if a Hezbollah missile hit it they would say that the Israelis did it anyway. Nothing to lose is there.

So I say, blow it up, once it's gone it's gone!

Posted by: IceDragon at July 25, 2006 2:37 PM

FROM ABOVE

"So I say, blow it up, once it's gone it's gone"

Replace it with a bar b que joint that sells cold beer.

Posted by: exsgtbrown at July 25, 2006 3:11 PM

How long until we start hearing that it wasn't REALLY a Hezbollah rocket that hit the mosque, that it was really an ISRAELI rocket that hit it, made to LOOK like a Hezbollah rocket.

Cause of course, they never believe a fellow Muslim could do wrong...

*insert conspiracy theory here*

Posted by: JenBee at July 25, 2006 3:55 PM

DiscipleofJesusChrist,

Goes to show that everything Islam is so full of contradictions.

Posted by: bigcatgirl13106 at July 25, 2006 4:34 PM

I just blew coffee all over my screen when I read the header!!! This is great. If stupid muslims start screaming that Israel did it, then Israel should blow up ALL mosques since they'll be blamed for it anyway. Absolutely blow up the dome of the rock in Jerusalem. Get rid of it now and get rid of the muslims. The muslims don't want Israel in their area and yet, the muslims want to live in Israel.

I'll bet if Israel blows up a mosque in Lebanon , it would go BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

Posted by: freewoman at July 25, 2006 4:34 PM

I agree with Eisenhund and Bohemund - if somehow, their long range missiles could do to the al Aqsa mosque what was done to the Golden dome in Samarra, that would be brilliant.

Which does put me in a bind - how do I keep wishing for the Israelis to take out their rockets before this gets achieved? ;-}

Posted by: Infidel Pride at July 25, 2006 5:01 PM

HIZBOLLAH ROCKET HITS MOSQUE IN GALLILEE.

The appropriate response: Hooray!!!!!

Posted by: pythagoras at July 25, 2006 9:45 PM

Eisenhund:
"That would be unfortunate if an "errant hezbollah missile" were to crack the Dome of the Crock."

We can only hope.

Posted by: watcher at July 26, 2006 4:01 AM

Mmmmm.....barbecue and beer.....

Posted by: MP at July 26, 2006 3:30 PM