That is hilarious! I'll protect you Robert.....

Posted by: Bonniea at September 25, 2006 9:26 PM

I'll miss you guys. Can you leave the site up so I can keep posting?

Posted by: Ronin at September 25, 2006 9:26 PM

This is definitely an early warning sign. The Muslims expect no criticism of them at all and then tell us to leave? Typical. This is nothing more than a declaration of war, in my opinion.

Posted by: non-redneck at September 25, 2006 9:27 PM

I once knew a Charles B. Hoff in Wichita Falls. Could it be the same one?

Posted by: Hugh at September 25, 2006 9:28 PM

Apparently the spellcheck feature is just too much for this genius.

This guy am reel smrt,

Posted by: Professor PyroSkank at September 25, 2006 9:29 PM

This email shows that arrogance and stupidity make a bad match.
But I have to admit that a time warp to pre cartesian times is hilarious!

Posted by: Al Saheed Al Kuffar at September 25, 2006 9:30 PM

P.S. That's obviously a fake name he used. It's probably more like Mustaf herod apuyr poupr or I bin Pharteen.

Posted by: Bonniea at September 25, 2006 9:31 PM

I'm going to go out on a limb on this one...I don't think he attended school. A madrassa maybe.....but, he was absent the day of spelling.

Posted by: freewoman at September 25, 2006 9:32 PM

Sorry OT, but I thought I had to post this excerpt from a Clinton transcript, interviewed by Wallace on FOX. Did you know that Clinton brought 'peace to the middle east?' He also stopped the 'genocide in Kosovo'-

WALLACE: how do you compare the powers of being in office and what you can do out of office?

CLINTON: When you’re president you can operate on broader scope. You can simultaneously work to stop the genocide in Kosovo, bring peace to the middle east, pass a budget that gives millions of kids a chance to have after school programs… So in other words you’ve got a lot of different moving parts and you can move them all at once.

But you’re also more at the mercy of events. That is 43 did not run for President to deal with the events of 9/11 but once it happened it wasn’t as if he had an option. Once I looked at the economic data after I won the election, I realized I would have to work harder to reduce the deficit and therefore have less money in my first year to invest in things I wanted to invest in.

http://newsbusters.org/node/7841

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/197965.php

Posted by: sheik yer'mami at September 25, 2006 9:38 PM

Big, Big, Big.

So huge and big.

Posted by: PRCS at September 25, 2006 9:38 PM

Charles, B. Hoff with your head!

Posted by: PRCS at September 25, 2006 9:42 PM

Yeah, Robert and Hugh, you better pack and leave. You guys deserved to go to the real heaven, not the fake one with 72 virgins. Oh wait, you don't need to pack to go to heaven. Take care.

Posted by: yaqub at September 25, 2006 9:42 PM

I hope the e-mail writer brushes up on his English being he is an amererican

Posted by: pigtails not veils at September 25, 2006 9:44 PM

So sorry to hear this awful news. We will miss you guys. Did the guy mention handing over your banking accounts to him on the way out? I guess with absolute authority exercised like this guy has done, Islam is bound to rule the world. All it took was for him to say the word. What impressive power this man wields! We are all doomed for sure. But you guys won't be alone for long for I am sure he will remove Mr. Bush from office and revoke his citizenship soon as well, and then, one by one, all the rest of us. Those muslims are just amazing, aren't they? Fit to rule the world. They indeed are Lords of the Flies.

Posted by: angryeagle at September 25, 2006 9:45 PM

Is this like a fatwa?

Posted by: Kreuzueber Halbmond at September 25, 2006 9:46 PM

Reads more like a parody than a genuine letter from an illiterate Muslim. But maybe I'm overestimating our friends.

Posted by: george_rem at September 25, 2006 9:48 PM

I'll miss you guys. Can you leave the site up so I can keep posting? by Ronin

Yeah, but Marisol will still be here.

Back on topic - this little e-mail looks contrived. I think it is a prank, and someone is trying to spell and write like a foreigner. The spelling of Huge looks as if it was purposefully spelled that way. I'm just too skeptical.

Posted by: Pelayo at September 25, 2006 9:49 PM

Robert and Hugh,

Come on out to live with us and the coyotes here in the Stumps. We have a place for you and can hide you all. It would be an honor. : )

Posted by: desertdawg29palms at September 25, 2006 9:52 PM

Robert,

If I'm not mistaken, the only "reviews" of your book would be of the psychic/speculative variety. If not, I'll break out the credit card and make my next book horde purchase.

Posted by: Beagle at September 25, 2006 9:58 PM

l wonder what school that guy attended, it seems he must have missed most of it! The first things muslims need to understand when they move to "Western Lands" is that we have "free speech"! If they do not want to hear any critism of their cult, they can move back to islam countries.

Posted by: ZenaWarriorPrincess at September 25, 2006 10:06 PM

Never mind. I just ordered yours, two Warraqs, Bower, and Phillips. It's a complete anti-dhimmitude reading packet. I'm sure to go to Islamic hell with all the loose women now. Oh well, I can live with that.

Posted by: Beagle at September 25, 2006 10:15 PM

Obviously a white, Christian, American trying to stir up the pot. You can tell by the name, no?

Ha,ha.

"Born an American", huh? Where; born & educated in a barn?

I'm with those with suspicions. I mean, even Naseem get a lot of words right.

Posted by: Vee at September 25, 2006 10:21 PM

He said, "America like me". Well, me no likey, YOU get out of America you wacko! What is this about hating muslims? No one hates muslims!! Everyone hates extremist muslims! It's ridiculous.

Posted by: milleniumbugger2000 at September 25, 2006 10:22 PM

I just got my copy of the new book today. Yippee!

Posted by: nyone at September 25, 2006 10:23 PM

Dammit. Feel like I just arrived here, and now it's time to close. The story of my life!

Posted by: XY at September 25, 2006 10:27 PM

I would bet a cup of cold coffee and a half eaten stale donut, that Chuckee is a muslim.

Posted by: duh_swami at September 25, 2006 10:29 PM

All right. That does it. After that illiterate diatribe all I can say is:

Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition, dammit!!!

Posted by: Morgaan Sinclair at September 25, 2006 10:31 PM

Muslims and their multicultist goons tend to be illiterate fanatics, forever on the verge of blowing up at the slightest provocation, and this person is no exception.

Posted by: Jesus Christ Supercop at September 25, 2006 10:33 PM

Sorry Yer Mami but Fox is fascist, and Chris Wallace is a loser, he was a loser and a weasel back when he showed up on the Daily Show (and tried his sandbag act there).

Kudo's to Clinton for not playing willing victim, now if we could get enough of your "hero's" to develop a real spine, we might win the war against Jihadis'.

The Jihadi's will win you know, and the reason they will win is because of the proto fascists, who call themselves Republicans and conservatives..they (and you) have done one hell of a job dividing this country.. and a country divided cannot stand.

Bush said in his first campaign that he was a uniter, well he has managed to unite the world against us, hasn't he, not only the world, but half of the U.S. as well.. great job.

And BTW, Mr Spencer, it is true, Bush's policy in Iraq, his invasion and behavior has indeed expanded the ranks of Jihadi's.. Iraq is a recruiting poster and a training ground for Jihadi's, Jihadis that will show up elsewheres.

Just Like Ronald Reagans boy Osama and his boys showed up in Bosnia and Kosovo.

Want to hold somebody responsible for the current Jihad and Osama? Hold Ronald Reagan responsible, Reagan, Brezsinkski.. and now Bush Jr who is lovey dovey with Musharaff whose own power depends on protecting and feeding the Islamists.

Viva Clinton, I never did like him personally and considered him a phoney, but he doesn't take crap from morons and fascists who sandbag him, and try to trap with falsehoods.

Posted by: Nariz at September 25, 2006 10:44 PM

Robert, with all due respect, I just want to know your reasoning behind the "Founder of the worlds most intolerant religion" addition to the title. Puts it more in the category of deliberate political polemics than a serious scholarly or informative enquiry, dont you think? THe book would be just as fine without that little addition and perhaps attract a few more readers.

Eagerly waiting for your response
Regards

Tushar

Posted by: Tushar Saxena at September 25, 2006 10:45 PM

Only in Amererica!

Posted by: Deecha at September 25, 2006 10:49 PM

Damn it Huge....You were someone I always looked up to....Now your citzship has been revoked, you anti-Muslim Immigment. By the way, what the hell is an "anster"?

Posted by: DCWatson at September 25, 2006 10:49 PM

Nariz,

Carter was president when Iran became an Islamic Republic. He referred to the creepy and dangerous Ayatollah Khomeini as a "fellow man of faith." Carter's weakness encouraged the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. Those two events, by far, had more to do with the modern jihad than anything since the formation of the Muslim Brotherhood in the 1920's.

But you're a delusional nutter, so carry on.

Posted by: Beagle at September 25, 2006 11:06 PM

Geez, I wonder if that poor fellow who wrote the letter was from a school in the Middle East or just attended public high schools here in the States.

Islam is a religion and not a race. My problem is with the core ideology of Islam. It's not a matter of being racist or an "Islamic-pobe." It's an issue of whether or not chopping another human's head off is acceptable just because that other person isn't Muslim. Plus, freedom of religion is not compatiable with Sharia law. Not anywhere, but certaintly not here in the States.

Therefore, if you don't accept the constitution of the United States, the person who sent you that letter can personally revoke their own citizenship and head back to the Middle East.

Posted by: Monkeywho at September 25, 2006 11:06 PM

Heh. Looks like my "citzship" is still in good standing. So, I hereby make a "citzn's" arrest on grounds of scandalously poor spelling.

Posted by: MarisolJW at September 25, 2006 11:25 PM

Wow, that is HILARIOUS!!! Apparently this individual has absolutely NO grasp of the english language or grammar. can you say uneducated, simplistic small-minded fool? What a retard. Thank you, Robert, for a GREAT laugh!!!! lol

eff

Posted by: eff_Islam at September 25, 2006 11:28 PM

Nariz, you are unhinged and off the rails. Your posts are getting weirder and weirder!

I concede that Reagan should have stayed out of Afghanistan and let the Russians finish the job there, but obviously he didn't know what we know now and mistakes have been made and are being made. But your post from a few days ago that confirmed that the hostage taking of the American embassy was an act of war and your fake excuses why peanut-Khadr didn't act on it were just pathetic... So is B-job Clinton and you can clearly see in that video clip that Wallace got him by the short & curlies...

So we 'are creating more terrorists?' Like 'fighting crime creates more crime?' - all this stuff is just stupid! you been lurkin' around here far too long not to know better what this is all about and that no backing off or making concessions will pacify the Mohammedan mobs-agenda. This is one that must be fought, sooner is better, later is worse. I hope you didn't post any of these gems on the war memorial, but I wouldn't put it past you:

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=22732_Iowahawk-_Arizona_Memorial_First_Draft&only

Posted by: sheik yer'mami at September 25, 2006 11:34 PM

Thanks for posting that one Robert -- I needed a good belly laugh.

Posted by: champ at September 25, 2006 11:35 PM

Geez I wonder what happened to the methodical and calm anti-religion sane Nariz. Now he/she is just a raving moonbat.

Posted by: Tushar Saxena at September 25, 2006 11:39 PM

Re: "I also than removeing federal court power from the federal court as they are failing to protect muslim cival right 100% from criminal bigot racist like you and Huge."

He is removing federal court power from the federal court because it doesn't protect Muslims?

Okay....... enough day dreaming from Islamoland.

Posted by: Johnathan at September 25, 2006 11:39 PM

Americans should have no love left for the doctrine that produced the scum which killed those who were on the planes and on the twin towers on 9/11/2001.

They committed that aggression against America by fighting for Allah, sure that virgins promised by their "prophet" would welcome them after having mass murdered thousands of Americans.

I call that doctrine hostile against the American Nation.

Posted by: rocky at September 25, 2006 11:45 PM

Damn it. The 'Tards got loose again and tried to revoke your citizenship.

We have a place for you out here in the woods. Deer season will start soon. There's a shooting range down the road. If you can get here in the next couple of weeks, I'll loan you my .22/250 so you can take a couple of lessons from my neighbor. He shoots coyotes from his back porch. He could sharpen you up a little so when you get back your citizenship, you could do some real damage to those 'tard Muslams.

Of course, God willing.

Posted by: credit man at September 25, 2006 11:49 PM

Wow! Darth Frickin' Batman and Huge "so back to the homeland anster came from I" and then he like, just REVOKES your citzship? Just. like. that? Dude, don't take this lying. Down with him and send him back to his homeland anster came from I....and I sincerely mean that. Especially you, Huge, because you use way too many big words.

Posted by: Jauhara Al-Kafirah at September 25, 2006 11:56 PM

Robert -- please post more of these comedic emails in the future -- this one was wonderful!!

Posted by: champ at September 25, 2006 11:57 PM

Rule number One when dealing with Islamotards: Baffle them with Bullshit because they can't be dazzled by brilliance. They are like so many Pakleds. No business flying ships when they can't even "make them go".

Posted by: Jauhara Al-Kafirah at September 26, 2006 12:02 AM

Hoff was homeschooled.

Posted by: champ at September 26, 2006 12:24 AM

"I as than born amererican want you and Huge to leave America as you are criminality racist for being hateful toward Islam so back to the homeland anster came from I revoke your citzship since you and Huge are so anti-muslim immigment to America I also than removeing federal court power from the federal court as they are failing to protect muslim cival right 100% from criminal bigot racist like you and Huge so leave America as america like me donot want your criminal kind here anymore."

One million monkeys typing for eternity might produce a work of Shakespeare.

You've got a long way to go.

Posted by: atheling at September 26, 2006 12:36 AM

Robert,
I have been thinking about what you think of the timing of your current book coming out ,with the Pope's entrance into the fray bringing this Jihad/islam thing into focus again. Luck, good or bad timing. It must of crossed your thoughts.

Huge.

Posted by: Islofob IS-1 at September 26, 2006 12:48 AM

Robert,

If you sign the Dhimma and agree to pay the jizya, he'll let you stay here. Apparently this fellow is quite forward-looking, and is already under the impression that the United States has been added to the Ummah.

I've just received the book from amazon the other day and started reading it this past weekend. What in God's name are these people crabbing about? You have not cited or written anything (admittedly, I am only a quarter of the way in)that is false attribution or inaccurate citation. By accusing you of slander they damn themselves to the sin of blasphemy. Well, I guess it means that infidels are not supposed to be privy to the details...

Posted by: FredIsinglass at September 26, 2006 12:53 AM

Wow.. That was, perhaps, the most enlightening thing I've ever read. You just gotta love these guys. Full of insight and inspiration.

Much love for you guys!

Posted by: bavalova at September 26, 2006 12:58 AM

Dang, how do I get my citizenship revoked and a nice juicy fatwah issued against me? It sucks being the last on the block to be hated by the heathen.

Posted by: AskMom at September 26, 2006 1:02 AM

Looks like the work of a KosKid or maybe one of those "l33t" AOL users(my regrets if you use AOL).

Posted by: Itachi at September 26, 2006 1:21 AM

Robert and "Huge",

It is heartening that the level of criticism of your work is so low. Thanks to your efforts, and those of people like you (including those of us who participate in these forums, which are also widely read) the truth about Islam and Muhammad are coming out. The speed with which this is happening is exhilirating. Islamic authorities are being shown to be venal, emotional and violent, totally unable to meet a single criticism except with violence and the threat of it.

Jihadis constantly harp about the west's corruption and weakness. We see how they project; virtually every criticism of the other coming from the mouths of the Jihadis and Islamic authorities is projection. I've read Muslims trying to defend Islam, claiming treacherous infidels put all the violence into the translations. This is the height of absurdity. Truly, it is becoming clear everywhere that free thought and ideas can penetrate, that Islam is a brittle miasma, sustained only by violence.

It is the Jihadis and the Muslim authorities that are corrupt. Any moral system so distorted as to follow a fiend like Muhammad as a paragon is doomed in the face of truth. We have only to keep up the good work. There will be sacrifices ahead, people will be murdered, wars will be fought, but it is the death struggle of a mad ideology. Ali Sina is right, Islam can be defeated, is being defeated, by the pen and not the sword. Sadly the latter is necessary to hold the line.

Posted by: Quijybo at September 26, 2006 1:26 AM

Whoever wrote this attack on Hugh Fitzgerald whould be deported.

Even better, why don't we find all extremist Muslim preachers who came from other countries and deport them before they have an opportunity to do any more harm.

Posted by: Christian at September 26, 2006 1:26 AM

"anster" -- "whence you" as one word?

A possibility. Especially if Charles J. Hoff is a native speaker of Urdu, whose English may consist of the subcontinental Pook's Hill variety, in which the odd "whence" can still be heard along with a "whilst" or two.

Or has the writer alluded to a found-in-a-burned-out-British-Council library a copy of Christopher Anstey's New Bath Guide but rendered it wrongly as "anster" so that "the homeland anster[Christopher Anstey] came from" would, obviously, be Great Britain, where the New Guide to Bath, and Bath itself, can be found.

Yes, that's it. The e-mail's author clearly has a head full of the Pump Room, and that Nash Crescent, and Beau Brummell. It all fits.

Posted by: Hugh at September 26, 2006 1:30 AM

Hey maybe you guys can get Farrakonjob to take over, ohh wait he's got a severe case of rectal-optosis, and has booked a seat on that big-wheel in the sky flight thingy. If you guys really decide to leave could you please take the Dem. party and drop them off over Iraq at say 30,000 feet. We'd be much appreciative, and I'll pay the tickets for littering!

Posted by: Allen at September 26, 2006 1:37 AM

Well you guys, I hadn't realised that the American education system had become so bad, if his letter is an example of your education system I am glad I don't live there... But boys we would love you here in OZ, most of OZ is desert so you would have plenty of places to hide, if you survived the leaches, ticks, crocs, droughts, snakes, lack of water etc, but we have plenty of room in our house to keep you, gee I am scared now...

Being serious, a friend of ours in NZ went to the Dr where there was a lady in a burka, and the Muslim woman asked the friend why was she staring at her, and the friend said because she had never seen a woman in a burka before !!!! the Muslim woman said "you will be wearing one soon"... enemies behind the lines doing just as Mohammad did, he waited until his numbers grew enough to become a force, then he became a force, Allah had now changed his mind about being peaceful etc, and told Mohammad to slaughter..

Posted by: Gaye at September 26, 2006 2:29 AM

OZ strikes back! We is all departed!!! Oh, good gravy, I had better start packing now!!

:) :) :)

Posted by: bonncaruso at September 26, 2006 2:43 AM

Anyway, now that "Huge" and Robert are in exile, where will they go? Perhaps Pakistan, Egypt or Iran will take them as refugees? I think the most tolerant religion of peace in the world will give them a very special welcome, no matter where they go.

Posted by: Jesus Christ Supercop at September 26, 2006 2:43 AM

after reading those reviews i need to buy it maybe next week

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at September 26, 2006 2:49 AM

Well you are both welcome in Oz, however, you will need to avoid Melbourne and Sydney, because there are too many uneducated oddballs living here. Liverpool and Lakemba are definitely no go zones.

On a similar note to that of Gaye, my son was working in Auburn around the time of the riots earlier this year. I was worried about him, but he told me that he pretended to be Maltese. I guess that worked to keep him safe ;-)

Posted by: Maggie4Life at September 26, 2006 4:02 AM

Where have you and Huge gone, Robert?
Will they allow you to continue writing?
Will check back in the morning.

Posted by: freetoBEfree at September 26, 2006 4:05 AM

This is so funny.
I think that there is some site out there (like Babelfish or something) that translates Arabic to English (very badly, as you can see).
I often get skypes from strange Palestinian guys (I live in Israel and made the mistake of specifying that I am female on my profile) and they all have this same poetic rhythm... HEEHeee

Posted by: tagrafiti at September 26, 2006 4:52 AM

No one has called me "huge!" since i was a young man.

Lucky.

Posted by: payingattention at September 26, 2006 5:01 AM

Looks like someone needs some remedial Grade 4 English!

Posted by: CanForce 101 at September 26, 2006 5:17 AM

Humble apologies for hitting wrong key (for previous post) .... I tripped over a pair of socks that some anster left on the floor.

Anster: slang for person who wears short socks and/or high water pants, who -- when confronted -- babbles while pointing notably arthritic finger.

Posted by: gull at September 26, 2006 5:52 AM

I am coming to agree with several other posters here:

nariz IS a muslim. That, or he's been replaced by his evil clone Skippy.

Posted by: Gary at September 26, 2006 7:10 AM

It is so damned hard to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. Dang

Posted by: Jewish Girl at September 26, 2006 7:41 AM

Beagle:

Next time you want to comment on a posting from Nariz, remind him of his prediction that the cardinals charged with selecting JP II's successor would elect a black African as the next pope.

Posted by: waterdragon52 at September 26, 2006 8:01 AM

No worri to yuo I will proteck.
As spookperson for god of all gods I have power to help you.
I hairby revoke Charlie Boof from human race, he now is dirty rat in sewer.
Also I reinstate power to Feral Court. Also for your pain I give extra presence for Christmas.
So, all fix now.
You damn lucky me help you.
Any more trouble, you just call me.

Posted by: Freedom at September 26, 2006 8:13 AM

Well, many funny posts here and I agree with many of you that from the uneducated writing of this person, that they are either not very bright or they are in fact Muslims, either way they are not very bright...
I can tell you that if these animals who go into Jewish schools, shopping centers, buses etc and blow up babies, children and adults, start trying to pop off the Jewish people here in OZ then I will be opening my home for them, and if it was the other way around I would do the same...

Muslims throughout the world are causing massive problems where ever they live, the Jews don't, nor do the Chinese, or the Japanese, or the Russians, or the Australians, nor the New Zealanders, nor the Canadians etc, just the Muslims and no matter what race Muslims come from they cause problems... our governments talk about dialogue and trying to understand them, but they want it all their way and surely our leaders must see that as the problem is from Muslims of many races then it has to be their religion which is the trouble not the race. We have wonderful Lebanon people, but they are NOT Muslims, we have wonderful Iraqi people, but they are NOT Muslims etc, hmmmmm

Posted by: Gaye at September 26, 2006 8:25 AM

Charles B.Hoff must have attended one of our fine public schools. His grammer might suck, but I'm sure he knows when his "rights" have been violated. Whatever, if you can't stand the heat,ya know the rest....Nariz, if you really think America is divided, you are gonna be in for a big shock. God forbid any bad events, but if the $#!+ hits the fan, you will see a nation so united, we will make the "nation of pigslam" cower. I remember how easy you all surrendered in 91. CNN even had those pictures, imagine that. It will happen again. USA all the way!!

Posted by: americanmadestrat at September 26, 2006 8:45 AM

In truth, nariz, I do NOT think you are a muslim troll. When you make the effort to stay focus on the Real Threat, you do quite well. I know the November elections are coming and your guys are getting increasingly desperate... but you need not reflect it on this site. At the same time, one wonders what will become of Christian citizenship / rights Like Robert's in the US, should the Dark Side of secularism get control...

Notice I said Dark Side. There is much Good to be said for secularism- so long as you leave the rest of us Alone.

I already know what a Sharia state would do to citizenship for most Americans.

Posted by: Gary at September 26, 2006 9:08 AM

Hugh - now that you've been called by a new handle I propose you change you signature to "Huge Arse". Just a suggestion. Could be fun.

Posted by: A_Plague_on_Both_Houses at September 26, 2006 9:36 AM

Wunderfool gramer from thes ideeot. A fine example of educational standards going downhill?
Given the defense of Islam in this e-mail maybe this is a fine example of an Islamic education-skip reading and writing lessons but mindlessly know your Koran and spend valuable class time protesting every trifling offense to your cult. No wonder this bunch remains in the 3rd world no matter where they physically are.

Posted by: ISLAMSFORLOSERS at September 26, 2006 11:15 AM

Gary -- I think that Nariz is a woman. Read the last post -- do guys ever say "lovey dovey"? That, and other comments in the past, have led me to believe that he could be a she bat.

Posted by: champ at September 26, 2006 12:00 PM

While I'm dont know than Robert as a criminality, Huge is an enormity. Now take your prunishment like mens.

Posted by: jsla at September 26, 2006 12:21 PM

Robert,

When I read the Amazon reviews yesteday for Truth about Muhammed, it had not yet turned into the typical 1 star vs. 5 star flame wars that one usually sees on amazon.com. Hopefully its still not because I was most impressed by the comments I saw there, especially those who replied to the 1 star reviews. All intelligent, calm responses back up by facts and inviting further debate.

Interesting that none of the 1 star trolls had answers to come back with.

So far I think Truth is your masterpiece. Haven't been able to get to far into it yet to be honest, but it is just really well done.

Posted by: GreatShaitan at September 26, 2006 1:04 PM

As red-bloodied and pork-eating American, I also revoke citizenship of Huge and and his sniveling goat boy Robert. They will be beaten with shoes by the Statute al-Iberty as they are thrown off Ellis's Island with the Jews and the pope.

His racizt fatwas make it unsafe for good American Christian person like me in Americaville USA to live. George Washington DC looks down with his virgins and spits on these men.

I call on all good Americans like me to join my Christian crusade to fight intolerants against friendly, fearful, peacful followers of Mohammed (pbuh). We shall take this country back from apes and pigs to make it safe for good Americans like Mel Gibson and Rock Hudson.

Praise be to the George Bush!

Posted by: John Wayne the American at September 26, 2006 3:30 PM

This was a good one! :-)

Posted by: squire at September 26, 2006 4:35 PM

Mr. Hoff should be deported himself on the grounds that he is too stupid to be an American.

I'm sure he is going to denounce that view (and myself) as "racist" too.

Funny thing, though, why isn't Islam's inclusion of homicide in its ideology considered "racist" too?

Maybe everybody is a "racist." Big rip.

Posted by: pythagoras at September 26, 2006 5:53 PM

KKK Nariz: It is the republican party of the United States today that is virtually the ONLY defender of democracy here and around the world. It's not an easy task.

That is why counter-jihadists are in trouble. Everyone else has sold out.

I defy you to list for us ANYONE else on earth who is seriously attempting to defend democracy.

Posted by: pythagoras at September 26, 2006 5:57 PM

I am all for the revocation of citizenship for those who use English as a second language but don't have the will or intelligence to use a spell checker.

Posted by: amana39 at September 26, 2006 5:59 PM

"Huge"

Let's not get that double-entendre-athon started again.

Posted by: special_guest at September 26, 2006 7:24 PM

Don't get upset, Huge. And you too, Batman.

It doesn't matter if you've lost your citizenship. We have plenty of illegal aliens who can show you the ropes. Don't worry.

In fact, Chuckie did you both a great favor. If you want to continue advanced education, you are now entitled to in-state tuition, just about everywhere. Free medical care, too.

Drag someone's kids with you down to the medicaid office, and apply for food stamps. You can pick up a hundred pounds of peppers and onions, and a couple of nice T-bone steaks, at the store on the way home. You can sell the peppers and onions for cash at the local taco stand, and buy a bottle of really nice wine. Keep the steaks to go with the wine for your dinner. You can do this two or three times a week, or more. The amount of food you can get with food stamps is actually incredible. More than you can eat if you are frugal, but, hey, SPLURGE!

You can also get free English-as-a-second-language classes. These are always entertaining, as they are often taught by foreigners who can't speak English, either. And there's almost always a Saudi hot-head who thinks he's too good to be there.

When you get tired of "hiding from the law" you can go to the airport, find some immigration agents and apply for political asylum. You can show them your scrapbook of hate mail (you ARE keeping a scrapbook like I advised you, right?), as evidence of your probable persecution.

The State Department will help you find suitable employment (if you want it), but I recommend you claim to be suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder. This is almost a guaranteed pass. You could, however, get paid for attending job-training classes.

If you play it right you can make money on this deal, live quietly with government protection, obtain another an advanced degree, and have a tax-free stipend. And you can sell the story to the National Geographic (or, at least, the National Enquirer). Not so bad, you see?

Posted by: texan at September 27, 2006 12:35 AM

One of my favourite comedians is the late Ronnie Barker. His skill at wisting twords around in an almost unintelligible way was very rare indeed. But I think he has found his match in Mr/s Hoff. There is sure to be a spot for him somewhere in the BBC comedy hour. Actually, come to think of it, the BBC is comedy 24/7. Still, s/he can only try...

Now that Robert and Huge are non-citizens of Amererican, this makes them persona non gratis. As such, they must surely qualify for a place in heaven. Yeah. Cut out the middle man (you know, dying) and go straight up. And seeing that they are fighting Jihad with anti-Jihad (which is the other side of the same coin) they must surely qualify for 144 virgins (each). Oh, I love my logic! I'm just beginning to understand Hoff's Principle of Logic. Getting excited here! So, if you go straight to heaven (pbuh) without dying, you will have achieved more than even Mohammed. (I wonder if his buraq can carry 2?) Which means that if we do the same, resisting Jihad and all, we too can go there. Wow! Heaven will get really crowded...

Darn. Won't work unless we revoked their citizenship in heaven (pbuh). Otherwise, there would be too much fussin' and a fightin'. Still, nice thought while it lasted. Just think...144 virgins. Oh, my aching back!

Sorry guys, but accepting Hoff's Principle of Logic won't work, unless...

Posted by: maranatha50 at September 27, 2006 1:15 AM

"I as than born amererican want you and Huge to leave America as you are criminality racist for being hateful toward Islam so back to the homeland anster came from I revoke your citzship since you and Huge are so anti-muslim immigment to America I also than removeing federal court power from the federal court as they are failing to protect muslim cival right 100% from criminal bigot racist like you and Huge so leave America as america like me donot want your criminal kind here anymore."

Huge must have written it.

Posted by: Zeno at September 27, 2006 3:54 PM

It reminds me of many Pakistanis in England, they hate British history, most aspects of British culture, they care little about getting to know "whites" and would certainly never marry one, and above all they hate the government to a level that often amounts to treason. Nevertheless, when asked why they don't go home, they respond that they were born in England and that they are British (after having excluded themselves on every level from any society other than their own, and anyway, the simple fact that they were born in England does not preclude them from returning to their beloved ancestral Muslim homeland!). Despite the fact that the above mentioned loyal citizen of the good ol' US of A can't even speak the nation's language, he adopts the same attitude: whereby, despite his (likely) antipathy towards your nation's history, government and culture; by simple virtue of the fact that he is Muslim and carries a local passport, you should bow down to his Allah-given right to live there – hence he is “American” and the definition of being “American” is his alone. In their view, the world belongs to Allah and we Infidels are all merely squatters, trespassers or temporary tenants (with unpaid rent) on their lands, be it Bahrain, Baghdad, Bethlehem, Birmingham, Brisbane or Boston.

The Pakistanis have difficulty telling us English to leave, as we are the indigenous inhabitants of the island, but it seems that your Muslim friends now view other non-Muslim Americans as interlopers in "their" land.
But anyway – don’t come back to the British Isles as the Muslims will tell you to leave here as well.

Perhaps we could hide you somewhere.

Good Luck America! – You need it, as do we all.

Posted by: Timbo at September 27, 2006 7:47 PM