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I just got this email from MJ over at Heavy Stix, which sells Jihad Watch stickers and t-shirts. That site, by the way, was entirely MJ's idea and MJ's operation, and is up and running again after a brief down period -- I am not an owner or operator. I am, however, a supporter, and thank MJ for his efforts to raise awareness.
Anyway, here is MJ's email:
What do you think of holding a T-Shirt design contest to allow your readership a shot at designing the next batch? I could offer up as a prize a free T-Shirt and some stickers to the creator of the winning design; you might offer an autographed copy of The Truth About Muhammad.
Good idea, MJ. The Contest is hereby open: best usable slogan wins my biography of Abul Qasim (yes, that's Muhammad), duly autographed, plus a free Heavy Stix t-shirt and stickers. Note that I said SLOGAN -- don't send me any designs, as I don't open attachments. You can put your slogan entries in the comments field below. We'll work out the design later. All entries become the property of Jihad Watch, and Jihad Watch is the sole judge of the winners -- specifically, Hugh, Marisol, Anne, and I.
Posted by Robert at February 3, 2007 11:32 AM
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My slogan for this contest is:
"Allah is a Madam"
which provides both a solution to the riddle of which sex and what occupation.
s narayanan
Posted by: s narayanan![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.jihadwatch.org/nav-commenters.gif)
at February 3, 2007 11:50 AM
It's the Qu'ran, Stupid.
Posted by: pez at February 3, 2007 11:55 AM
No Jihad, Know Peace
...
or,
Sharia Rhymes With Diarrhea
at February 3, 2007 11:55 AM
Front of shirt:
Complacency will destroy us...
eliminate the jihadists...
Visit jihadwatch.org...
and defend our freedom
Back of shirt:
SLOGAN:
LIVE FREE OR DIE
(american flag superimposed by bald eagle here)
Posted by: No1 Infidel
at February 3, 2007 12:00 PM
Mo? Ha! Mad!
Posted by: sounder at February 3, 2007 12:01 PM
Dhimmis are Dummies
Posted by: kamala at February 3, 2007 12:03 PM
NO CAIRorists
at February 3, 2007 12:07 PM
ISLAM: I WILL NOT SUBMIT
or
AL-ANDALUZ
"They want it back and it didn't belong to them to start with"
or
I OPPOSE ISLAM BECAUSE I SUPPORT HUMAN RIGHTS
or
I WILL NOT SUBMIT TO ISLAM (because I support etc)
or
ISLAM: Bringing Human Rights Abuse to a Country Near You
or
ISLAM: If you are a woman - you are shafted all the way ..
or
ISLAM: A woman needs an Imam - like a fish needs a bicycle ..
stop me now before I say
ISLAM:
Q: How many Imams does it take to paper a wall ...
A: It depends on how thinly you slice them
Good luck - I have a feeling that mining the deep vein of the left and re-writing their slogans is the way to go ...
after all - if you can say that about "men" - we can say it about patriachal moslem males who control their women to the nth degree - or can we?
Posted by: drk at February 3, 2007 12:08 PM
Beneath an explosion picture....
Jihad... its not just for Moslems anymore...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 3, 2007 12:11 PM
JIHAD WATCH
WHERE THE GREAT PLAIN OF TRUTH SWALLOWS UP DENIAL
Sort of a play on the "denial ain't just a river in Egypt" line. Uh yeah ... I'll try again later.
Posted by: dry_heavz_4_alla at February 3, 2007 12:12 PM
ISLAMOPHOBIA: A rational response to an unpleasant truth.
Posted by: freedomschool at February 3, 2007 12:13 PM
The problem is Islam..Not AMERICA!
Posted by: storagemanager at February 3, 2007 12:14 PM
The problem is Jihad..Not AMERICA
Posted by: storagemanager at February 3, 2007 12:15 PM
I like slogans to be very simple (keep it simple, stupid.....see?). One of your regular posters, I cannot remember which one, has a signature that reads "Know Islam, No Peace." I have always liked it, simple and short.
Posted by: David M. Hartzell at February 3, 2007 12:15 PM
Sorry I forgot:
ISLAM: Promoting genocide for 1400 years and counting ..
more soon ... I have to go and research lefty slogans from the last 30 years to do better now
I just leave you with this final thought:
Hey, Hey, Mujadin .. how many wom-en you kill today
Hey, Hey, Mujadin .. how may gays you kill today
Hey, Hey Mujadin .. we aren't goin' to do it your way ...
[followed by shrill taunts like "baby killer", "rapist", "murderer", "patriachal freak" and "sexist scumbag"]
Posted by: drk at February 3, 2007 12:16 PM
Use a picture of someone like "islamic rage boy" , then use your famous "rip your spine" quote underneath. Jihadwatch.org in bold
Posted by: Carolyn2 at February 3, 2007 12:16 PM
How about:
Front Shirt: ISLAM: It's all MY Fault
Back Shirt: No sorry - you are mistaken -I was misquoted from my "media friendly" front ..
Posted by: drk at February 3, 2007 12:21 PM
JIHAD WATCH
SUBMISSION IS NOT AN OPTION
DHIMMI WATCH
KNOW YOUR PLACE ... NOW SIT DOWN & SHUT UP
at February 3, 2007 12:22 PM
"What Would Jack Bauer Do?"
at February 3, 2007 12:23 PM
I've always wanted a cute tshirt that said
"Nobody's Dhimmi".
It would be written in a swirly, squashed font that resembled Arabic. And it would have a cartoon pig waering a hijab and a bikini swilling a bottle of Old E in a paper bag. Okay, that's going too far, but I still like the slogan.
Posted by: aliyah44 at February 3, 2007 12:23 PM
Here's my slogan:
"Muhammad: The World's First Islamic Terrorist"
It succintly gives the message of Spencer's latest book, and drives at the hear of the origin of the War on Terror.
Posted by: DominvsVobiscvm at February 3, 2007 12:27 PM
LIVE FREE OR DIE
Yes. You must be an American.
When the street fighting comes, you and the 2nd Amendment will be present, much to Hoop's dismay.
God Bless America.
Posted by: Alarmed Pig Farmer at February 3, 2007 12:28 PM
Hey, aliyah44 ... I like that one. Maybe have the hijab being ripped off, though. Oh, and include the Dhimmi Watch link. The beer swilling bikini pig would sell great at the beach!
Posted by: dry_heavz_4_alla at February 3, 2007 12:31 PM
How about---
ISLAM-THE SATANIC DEATH CULT!
Be PREPARED for fight or flight if you wear this shirt in a muslim section of town.
Posted by: guide inside at February 3, 2007 12:35 PM
ISLAM
Religion of peace?
(you decide)
Include a quote from the Qur'an. The one that says, "lay in wait for them with every kind of ambush" is a good one, but I don't remember the chapter and verse.
Posted by: champ at February 3, 2007 12:36 PM
Front:
Islam is the ANSWER!!!!
Back:
What is the World's most intolerent religion?
then somewhere jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 12:38 PM
I've just realised that I would have failed my "MoonBat 101" - I've mis-spelt "patriarchal" twice ....
Oh Well - back to the program:
ISLAM: A religion with a great future behind it ..
Posted by: drk at February 3, 2007 12:42 PM
Small: Let Freedom Ring
Big: JIHAD WATCH
Small: Jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 12:43 PM
How about---
ISLAMONAZIS--THERE BAAACK!!
or--JIHADWATCH.COM --Wake up and smell the coffee!!
Posted by: guide inside at February 3, 2007 12:44 PM
Front:
"The Truth About Muhammad"
Back:
www.jihadwatch.org
Posted by: champ at February 3, 2007 12:48 PM
I forgot:
Front: ISLAM WORLD TOUR
Back:
627 - Medina
635 - Damascus
637 - Jerusalem
640 - Afghanistan
642 - Alexandria
711 - Al Andaluz
..
1453 - Constantinople
etc ...
at February 3, 2007 12:54 PM
Front:
Religion of Peace?
Back:
"The Truth About Muhammad"
by Robert Spencer
www.jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 12:54 PM
1)Find Out Who Wants
You Dead and Why?
JIHADWATCH.ORG
2)KNOW YOUR ENEMY
JIHADWATCH.ORG
3)ARM YOURSELF WITH
KNOWLEDGE
JIHADWATCH.ORG
4) JIHAD
Coming Soon
To A Mosque
NEAR YOU!
at February 3, 2007 12:57 PM
My slogan offer:
Reject Islam! Because A Mind
Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
at February 3, 2007 1:00 PM
If Islam is the "Religion of Peace" - Why do we need Quakers and Buddhists?
Posted by: drk at February 3, 2007 1:00 PM
MAKE
ISLIME ( xxx )
EXTINCT
[xxx jylands - posten cartoon of muhammed
with bomb / turban ]
at February 3, 2007 1:04 PM
Front:
Jihad: Coming soon to a city near you
Back:
Jihad Watch: The truth to stop it
Posted by: mad_cow at February 3, 2007 1:04 PM
Mine:
Jihad Watch
Our Lives Suck so Yours Don't Have To
jihadwatch.org
My Wife's:
Jihad Watch
We Bring Bad Things To Light
jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 1:06 PM
Jihad watch.org
says
KNOW YOUR ENEMY !
Or perhaps ;
J I H A D W A T C H.org
E E
e n i t A i n R h o
w f n h T c i R r m
s i d e H c m O i o
d u i a i R s s
e s s n s I t e
l t s t S i x
s s s M a u
n a
s l
s
If you belong to one of these groups,
Be afraid
Be very AFRAID !
AND ...
Sharia OR Beer ...
Who do you trust ?
at February 3, 2007 1:16 PM
Girls Don't Belong in Hefty Bags
Garbage Does
Put Islam Out Tonight
jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 1:16 PM
We Love Human Rights - You Love Death ...
Democracy - it ain't all its cracked up to be - but at least its not a Theocracy
Thinking About Islam? Measure Twice and Cut Once ..
I am not cutting off my foreskin for you - nor my wife's clitoris either ...
Posted by: drk at February 3, 2007 1:16 PM
Born Infidel,
You just reminded me of an old beer slogan:
"When you're out of Islam, you're out of fear."
at February 3, 2007 1:18 PM
"I am not cutting off my foreskin for you - nor my wife's clitoris either ..."
Eeeeeeooouuuuwwwwwwww!!! Thanks for that visual. ; )
Posted by: Isabellathecrusader at February 3, 2007 1:21 PM
Oops, one of my slogans ended up on its Arse for some reason, so, here it goes again .
J EWS, I nfidels, H indus, A theists,
D immis, W iccans A nimists, T ree-huggers (i struggled with that one), C hristians,
H ommosexuals ;
Wake up before you`re strung up !
JIHAD WATCH.ORG
at February 3, 2007 1:34 PM
Jihad Watch
As if your life depended on it
Jihad: the war against YOU
www.jihadwatch.org
"Allah's apostle said, 'I have been made victorious through terror"
www.jihadwatch.org
"Kill the unbelievers wherever you find them"
Qur'an 9:5
www.jihadwatch.org
Qur'an 9:5 9:29
www.jihadwatch.org
Liberty has ambitious enemies
-Thomas Jefferson
www.jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 1:36 PM
I'm throwing another slogan into the hat;
Stop looking at my T-Shirt Dhimmi
and
Log-on !
Jihad Watch.org
at February 3, 2007 1:48 PM
Jihad.
Watch it. Learn it. Fight it.
jihadwatch.org
--
Jihad - it's your fight.
jihadwatch.org
--
Dhimmi - don't be IT.
jihadwatch.org
--
Know thy Enemy.
jihadwatch.org
--
You love Pepsi Cola, they love Death.
jihadwatch.org
--
Don't let them take your Pepsi.
jihadwatch.org
--
Blah. That's it for now. N-joy!
at February 3, 2007 1:51 PM
C A I R
Citizens Against Islamic Radicals
join Now
at February 3, 2007 1:51 PM
JihadWatch is like a Rolex,
It never needs winding,
and you should read it several times a day.
-----------------------------------------------
JihadWatch
Wake up and smell the kafir!
Posted by: astuddis at February 3, 2007 1:54 PM
Jihad Watch
Wake Up
The head you save may be yours
Friends don't let friends do Islam
Live by the Word / Die by the sword
(Islam's gift to the world)
at February 3, 2007 1:56 PM
Fight jihad with jihad
www.jihadwatch.com
at February 3, 2007 2:14 PM
Islam 101
Islam requires humanity to:
a. Submit (convert)
b. Accept 2nd class (dhimmi) status
c. fight to the death
Answer @ www.jihadwatch.org
Posted by: InfidelCastro at February 3, 2007 2:29 PM
Blame The West, Do Not Criticize Islam --
And Everything Will Be All Right
at February 3, 2007 2:30 PM
front:
E R A D I C A T E
Global IGNORANCE
back:
Jihad
Watch
.org
______________
front:
V A C C I N A T E
AGAINST JIHAD
back:
Jihad
Watch
.org
at February 3, 2007 2:34 PM
INFIDELS
will win
at February 3, 2007 2:36 PM
My slogan is; jihad BLOWS!
Posted by: mustang65 at February 3, 2007 2:44 PM
I have two suggestions:
I slam Islam!
and
Let's moderate muslims!
Posted by: XY at February 3, 2007 2:44 PM
Had to add this afterthought ...
Don't get Islimed.
Posted by: LoneRanger at February 3, 2007 2:44 PM
May your greater jihad
defeat your lesser jihad.
at February 3, 2007 2:46 PM
Jihad - Pay Attention Now or Pay Later
Jihadwatch.org
Posted by: DebV
If DebV permits ...
Jihad - Pay Attention Now or
Pay With Your Life Later
Jihadwatch.org
Posted by: LoneRanger
at February 3, 2007 2:50 PM
Front: "STOP SHARIA, STOP BURKAS"
Back: "The beauty of a woman is a terrible thing to waste", See More: www.Jihadwatch.org
etc..
Something like that!
Another variant...
Front: "STOP SHARIA, STOP BURKAS"
Back: "The mind of woman is a terrible thing to waste", See More: www.Jihadwatch.org
Another variant...
Front: "STOP SHARIA, SAVE WOMEN"
Back: "Keep women free!", See More: www.Jihadwatch.org
or
Front: "First Saturday peoples...then sunday peoples"
Back: "STOP JIHAD!"
at February 3, 2007 3:06 PM
Hahahahahahaa....
Here is one..
Front: "Save the Non-Muslims"
Back: "Fight Jihad!"
OR
Front: "Save the Kafir"
Back: "Fight Jihad"
Of course Jihadwatch logos and website in back letters etc.
Posted by: greatcometof1577 at February 3, 2007 3:10 PM
Front:
“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”
Join the Resistance Against the Global Jihad
Jihadwatch.org
Back:
Just Say NO to Dhimmitude!
Dhimmiwatch.org
(note: I'm trying to keep in mind the kind of thing I would actually feel safe wearing! And P.S. to Occupant's wife - LOL! I like that one.)
at February 3, 2007 3:11 PM
back = big
Posted by: greatcometof1577 at February 3, 2007 3:12 PM
Front: "What do call and endangered species"
Back: "A non-muslim in muslim lands"
:)
Could not help myself!
Posted by: greatcometof1577 at February 3, 2007 3:14 PM
Here's another one:
Three strikes and you're out!
(And somewhere write "732" and "1683" and "jihadwatch.org")
Posted by: XY at February 3, 2007 3:18 PM
Islam winning hearts and minds, one bomb at a time.
Posted by: Voltaire at February 3, 2007 3:20 PM
Either be
wholly slaves
or wholly free
(Dryden)
jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 3:27 PM
Does anyone have a copyright on
"Burka Free"
I want one!!
--------------------
Re: STICKERS
UPS delivered a fun dissemination tool to me last week.
I had 1000, 1 1/2" bright yellow, circle stickers printed with bold, red letters:
Jihad
Watch
.org
I've put them on the handles of carts at grocery stores, on check out registers, on library shelves, inside mailbox covers, on car windows near the driver's handle, in public restrooms - -well, you get the idea --the kid in me has a little rascal side. I think we JihadWatchers have that trait in common.
Posted by: Malinois at February 3, 2007 3:28 PM
I DON'T CAIR
Posted by: songdongnigh at February 3, 2007 3:29 PM
With so many good ones I had a hard time thinking of one but here goes.
Front; Flying high with Jihad
(with picture of exploding plane into building)
Back; Have a save landing
....Jihadwatch..org
at February 3, 2007 3:29 PM
A guy on a private group I posted with awhile back had a great logo, which showed a pic of a jihadi (a PLO terrorist in this case, wearing a shemagh) with a machine gun and the slogan:
"It Takes a Village
Will It Take Your's Next?"
Alas though, not my idea. If he's reading this, I hope he'll step forward and submit it.
Posted by: Caroline at February 3, 2007 3:29 PM
Oops - I think "Your's" should be "Yours".
Posted by: Caroline at February 3, 2007 3:30 PM
Got another one:
Time to choose: yihaa or jihad. (and a picture of a cowboy and a jihadist and a question mark.)
Posted by: XY at February 3, 2007 3:40 PM
"Islam: The Religion of Pieces"
Then you could have a collage of pictures of the remains of suicide bombers. Messy, sure, but it will get the point across.
Posted by: Isabellathecrusader at February 3, 2007 3:40 PM
My offerings for the day:
"Islam is pieces."
"ISLAM TEACHES FIRST DEGREE MURDER."
"ISLAM: The family that prays together, slays together."
"AVOID bin LOONEY TUNES."
"ISLAM: UNSAFE AT ANY DISTANCE."
"International
Stealth-assault
Lethally
Administered
(by)
Mosques."
at February 3, 2007 3:41 PM
How about:
BETTER READ, THAN DEAD!
(www.jihadwatch.org)
Posted by: Liberty at February 3, 2007 3:41 PM
With all those BRILLIANT slogans - it's enough for any body to collect them all and publish them in a book.
Mine is :
LIVE FREE AND STAY FREE!
or "GIVE ME LIBERTY A N D LIFE"
The premise is that - it is our WILL AND INTENT to be Free and stay living.
at February 3, 2007 3:47 PM
Front:
Join the jihad against the Jihad
Back: (variation on borninfidel):
Combatants:
Jews
Infidels
Hindus
Atheists
Dhimmis
Wiccans
Agnostics
Taoists
Christians
Homosexuals
at February 3, 2007 3:48 PM
And also, will someone think of the ultimate defiance : Something about a pig - with a picture of little pink pig in the center
Posted by: allat at February 3, 2007 3:50 PM
Here's two I made up:
JIHAD WATCH:
DECLARING A FATWA ON IGNORANCE
-OR-
JIHAD WATCH:
IGNORANCE IS NO DEFENSE
Posted by: THE ALLIES SHALL WIN at February 3, 2007 3:54 PM
oops that second one is supposed to
read
JIHAD WATCH:
BECAUSE IGNORANCE IS NO DEFENSE
Posted by: THE ALLIES SHALL WIN at February 3, 2007 3:55 PM
"Ji-had enough of the religion of pieces " ...?
then come over to JIHADWATCH.ORG and learn more .
at February 3, 2007 3:56 PM
This is fun. How about:
ISLAM
WITH A TOMBSTONE
UNDERNEATH
at February 3, 2007 3:57 PM
Front,
Got Freedom?
www.jihadwatch.org
Back,
Liberty
Love it or lose it
www.jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 4:00 PM
Has someone already put:
ISLAMANIACS!
or:
ISLAMICS
NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT
Posted by: allat at February 3, 2007 4:01 PM
I can not believe no one has missed the obvious.
Sharia in the UK/US
OVER MY DEAD BODY
Please do that it would be brilliant.
Posted by: polishexile at February 3, 2007 4:05 PM
My entries are:
Always a kafir;
Never a dhimmi!
Jihadwatch.org
and,
Democracy, yes.
Khalifa, no.
Jihadwatch.org
and,
I'm no dhimmi!
Jihadwatch.org
and,
Sharia don't like ...
Jihadwatch.org
Sincerely,
Mentat
Posted by: Mentat at February 3, 2007 4:10 PM
1st entry-
Front:
Religion of Peace?!
Back:
Don't kid yourself
www.jihadwatch.org
2nd entry-
Front:
First they came for the Jews...
Back:
This is your fight too
www.jihadwatch.org
3rd entry-
Front:
Why is Iraq a mess?
Back:
Find out here
www.jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 4:29 PM
XY,
Are you kidding? Many don’t even know who the President is when shown a picture of him. They do know the three stooges, so maybe it would be better to ask, What would Curly do?
at February 3, 2007 4:33 PM
On the front:
"For 1400 years, Islam, has enslaved the weak, stolen lands, raped and oppressed women, murdered those who oppose it, terrorized peaceful populations and hidden the truth about it's motives, in the name of Allah.
For 3 years, Jihad Watch has given hope to the weak, exposed the theft of countries, championed women's rights, honored those who have been killed and imprisoned, recorded the plight of those who resist Jihad and exposed the truth about it's motives, all in the name of freedom."
On the back:
jihadwatch.org
The truth will set you free
Posted by: Isabellathecrusader at February 3, 2007 4:45 PM
tgusa,
Some would recognize it, some would ask (good opportunity to teach some vital history) and some would check it out by themselves. Many wouldn't know or care, but that would be fine by me. I for one would like a t-shirt saying that.
(I assume you're refering to my last one with Charles Martel. But I also had another subtle one: "732, 1683. Three strikes and you're out!" as well as some more straight forward ones.)
Posted by: XY at February 3, 2007 4:50 PM
Islam means Submission
Posted by: A_Plague_on_Both_Houses at February 3, 2007 4:51 PM
front
Protect your culture and identity
jihadwatch.org
back
keep islam out
at February 3, 2007 4:55 PM
I already wear my "Bring Back The Crusades" sweatshirt which I ordered from CafePress.com.
"ISLAM: THE RELIGION OF VIOLENCE"
Posted by: darcy at February 3, 2007 4:58 PM
How about using the title of the old Arthur Koestler novel about totalitarian communism:
DARKNESS AT NOON
Incorporate it with a design of dark looming clouds on the horizon with the word "Islam" in the clouds.
Posted by: tmlowy at February 3, 2007 5:03 PM
how about?
INFIDEL EYES ON YOU
[we're watching]
jihadwatch.org/dhimmiwatch.org
Posted by: Ibnafartin at February 3, 2007 5:04 PM
WWW.JIHADWATCH.ORG
because
IGNORANCE CAN GET YOU KILLED
at February 3, 2007 5:08 PM
front only
www.JIDHADWATCH.org
IGNORANCE IS NO LONGER BLISS
at February 3, 2007 5:11 PM
Slogan:
(with apologies to Pinky & the Brain)
"What are we going to do tonight, Mohammed?"
"The same thing we do every night, Hassan: try to take over the world!"
If however this cannot get past the Warner Brothers copy-write lawyers, my back-up entry would be:
"Sure, not all Muslims are potential terrorists, but can YOU tell which ones are?"
Posted by: MosheC at February 3, 2007 5:13 PM
Front: Part of the tiny majority
Back: Jihadwatch.org
Posted by: deseeded at February 3, 2007 5:17 PM
Here are a few in no particular order...
#1. Jihad Watch - Because Civilization Matters
#2. Jihad Watch - Curing Ignorance Thru Education
"Educate and inform the whole mass of the people... They are the only sure reliance for the preservation of our liberty. - Thomas Jefferson"
#3. Jihad Watch - Because Silence Is Not An Option
"All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent. - Thomas Jefferson"
#4. Jihad Watch - Where Honesty Matters.
Qur'an 9.3 "And a declaration from Allah and His Messenger to all mankind: ‘Allah is free from all treaty obligations with non-Muslims and so is His Messenger."
#5. Aisha Was Raped
#6. Don't be Hajjacked By Islam
at February 3, 2007 5:18 PM
XY you go
martel the hammer 732a.d is my kind man
at February 3, 2007 5:25 PM
I have read this somewhere before.....so it's not my original idea but,
Front:
Muhammad /Terrorist or Prophet?
Back:
Christian and Jewish martyrs say
"I will die for what I believe."
Muslim martyrs say
"you will die for what I believe"
at February 3, 2007 5:31 PM
Islam
"Say we're a religion of peace or I'll kill you!"
at February 3, 2007 5:34 PM
BETTER READ, THAN DEAD!
jihadwatch.org)"
(Posted by: Liberty [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 3, 2007 03:41 PM")
and
"I'm no dhimmi!
Jihadwatch.org"
(posted by: Mentat [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 3, 2007 04:10 PM)
I'm digging these!
Posted by: Caroline
at February 3, 2007 5:36 PM
In the Name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful...
Stop the Jihad.
Or
Council on American-Islamic Radicalism, Jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 5:37 PM
A suggestion to combine the above 2 excellent suggestions from Liberty and Mentat:
on the front (from Liberty):
"Better Read than Dead"
jihadwatch.org
on the back (from Mentat):
I'm no Dhimmi!
dhimmiwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 5:42 PM
"I've always wanted a cute tshirt that said
"Nobody's Dhimmi".
It would be written in a swirly, squashed font that resembled Arabic. And it would have a cartoon pig waering a hijab and a bikini swilling a bottle of Old E in a paper bag. Okay, that's going too far, but I still like the slogan.
Posted by: aliyah44 [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 3, 2007 12:23 PM "
I'm not quite sure about the picture just yet but the slogan is terrific.
"I'm no dhimmi!"(Mentat) or "Nobody's dhimmi!" (aliyah44)
Either one. Short and punchy and something that anyone could wear with pride and could easily defend even (or especially) in this PC culture. That's the back of the t-shirt I want to wear (with the dhimmiwatch.org underneath)!
Posted by: Caroline at February 3, 2007 5:58 PM
Front: "Join the Religion of Peace". (maybe with a picture of a dove holding an olive branch)
Back: "Or Else." (maybe with a jihadist beheading the dove)
"I raped, pillaged, and plundered the entire dar-al-harb with Mohammad, and I got was this lousy t-shirt".
There are alot of excellent ones above. Nice job to all.
Posted by: special_guest at February 3, 2007 6:08 PM
front:
“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”
Resist the Global Jihad
Jihadwatch.org
back:
Nobody's Dhimmi
Dhimmiwatch.org
(note: back of the shirt from aliyah44)
Posted by: Caroline at February 3, 2007 6:10 PM
Suicide-Bomber: $150.00
Knife for beheadings: $ 10.00
Retainer for CAIR lobbyist: $2,400.00
Defeating them all with mouse clicks: Priceless.
jihadwatch.org
-or-
Stop Right wing extremism!
jihadwatch.org
-or-
Save Mother Earth!
jihadwatch.org
-finally-
The Cassandra Complex.
jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 6:13 PM
Sickboy, to borrow from your contribution:
Suicide bomber - $150.00
Knife for beheading - $10.00
Bomb dropped on Mecca - Priceless
at February 3, 2007 6:22 PM
Sickboy, to borrow from your contribution:
Suicide bomber - $150.00
Knife for beheading - $10.00
Bomb dropped on Mecca - Priceless
at February 3, 2007 6:22 PM
The Truth is out there: jihadwatch.org
my second choice is
ISLAM wasn't hijacked: jihadwatch.org
Posted by: Angelica at February 3, 2007 6:24 PM
The Qu'ran: Terrorist Handbook Of Choice.
(Learn the truth at JihadWatch.Org.)
Dhimmitude Sucks!
(Learn more at DhimmiWatch.Org)
Islam - It was never a religion of peace.
(Learn more at JihadWatch.Org.)
What would you call a 50 year-old man who had sex with a 9 year-old girl?
1.2 billion people call him The Prophet Muhammad.
at February 3, 2007 6:38 PM
1) FRONT: "Islam is peace"
BACK: Bridge for sale
2) FRONT: "He who discards his Islamic religion,
kill him."
Prophet Muhammad
BACK: Jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 6:39 PM
"Allahu Akbar" does not mean "Off With Their Heads."
Posted by: Bad_Attitude_Infidel at February 3, 2007 6:44 PM
I want to be free
No Islam for me
at February 3, 2007 6:56 PM
For the Christians:
By Their Fruits Ye Shall Know Them
jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 6:56 PM
I like "ALLAH IS MY DHIMMI BITCH-www.jihadwatch.org"
Posted by: JadeDragoness at February 3, 2007 7:11 PM
Jihad Watch: Lift the veil on Muhammad's plan.
Posted by: Stendec at February 3, 2007 7:17 PM
Ignorance is slavery.
Freedom is strength.
jihadwatch.org
Posted by: Dane at February 3, 2007 7:19 PM
Oh, another:
ISLAM
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW CAN HURT YOU!
or
ISLAM = MACHISMO
Posted by: allat at February 3, 2007 7:20 PM
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
Jihad Watch
Posted by: MHL Lite at February 3, 2007 7:21 PM
Islam
"Say we're a religion of peace or I'll kill you!"
Posted by: Carolyn2'
Among all the great logos, this one caught my attention.
It is SO true.
Posted by: allat at February 3, 2007 7:22 PM
Keep your inner spiritual struggles inside.
jihadwatch.org
Posted by: Dane at February 3, 2007 7:25 PM
#1
Know Islam, No Peace
#2
If you're not Islamophobic
you don't know Islam.
at February 3, 2007 7:29 PM
It's Islam Stupid
(with a picture of Bill Clinton)
Radical Islam?
It's nothing to lose your head about.
Ain't that right Nick, Daniel?
If you were a Muslim, you would be dead by now.
As a sign near a highway
Jihad is for lovers
72 4 U
at February 3, 2007 7:37 PM
You'll have to excuse me, but I can't resist:
the word on top ISLAM
underneath
inside a circle
the word FREEDOM
with a red line
across it
at February 3, 2007 7:37 PM
the word on top ISLAM
underneath
inside a circle
the word
FREEDOM
with a red line
across it
at February 3, 2007 7:39 PM
Millions for Defense! Nothing for tribute!
Thomas Jefferson
at February 3, 2007 7:42 PM
The front of each shirt must clearly warn every sane person in the West:
--- "DON'T DRINK THE TAQIYYA" ---
at February 3, 2007 7:43 PM
www.Jihadwatch.org
Fundamentally Against Fundamentalism
at February 3, 2007 7:48 PM
Supercaliphatalisticexpletivatrocious
Posted by: Stendec at February 3, 2007 7:52 PM
Two variations on a theme ...
INFIDEL PRIDE
or
INFIDEL AND PROUD OF IT
jihadwatch.org
Posted by: LoneRanger at February 3, 2007 7:53 PM
I linked my motto above to a Wikipedia entry but here is another good overview from the Arabian Horse's mouth on Taqiyya -- Robert once linked to it, too.
Posted by: DontDrinkTheTaqiyya at February 3, 2007 7:57 PM
Just Say No to Jihad
Posted by: justsayno2islam at February 3, 2007 7:58 PM
I got one that’s sure to get attention of these zombies.
Debbie Does JihadWatch
www.jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 7:59 PM
JIHAD: So Backward A Caveman Wouldn't Do It
Posted by: GnuCarSmell at February 3, 2007 7:59 PM
Front only:
ISLAM EXPOSED
The Naked Truth About Jihad (or Muhammad)
www.jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 7:59 PM
tgusa -- Debbie sure has gotten a BAD rap over the years.
Posted by: champ at February 3, 2007 8:01 PM
Islam:
The antidote for civilization
Islam:
It's to die for
at February 3, 2007 8:04 PM
April 22, 2075:
U.S. establishes space colony on Mars.
April 23, 2075
Muslim Imams demand the return of sacred Muslim land on Mars to house of Islam.
at February 3, 2007 8:08 PM
champ,
That’s a good one,
The Naked Truth
image of a pretty western woman
www.JihadWatch.org
That ought to drive the islamists crazy, but it won't last long, and then they will be logging on.
at February 3, 2007 8:12 PM
1) Christianity - Love = Islam
2) Front: No Booze and No Play; Back: Means you are a muslim!
3) Front: Don't Cry for me Muhammed Back: For I am an Infidel
4) Western Civilization - 13 centuries = Islamic Civilization
5) Front: What do Hindus, Jews, Buddhist, Atheist, Christians all have in common?
Back: All are infidels..
6) Front: Infidels Rule!, Back: Muslims Drool!
7) Front: Why do muslims commit terror?, Back: They can't get a girlfriend!
at February 3, 2007 8:14 PM
Jihad Watch: Always Springing Forward So You Don't Fall Back!
Posted by: DJ-Georgia at February 3, 2007 8:14 PM
Jihad Watch: Truth. Honor. Courage.
Posted by: Stendec at February 3, 2007 8:15 PM
Phil - (of the Blogspot weblog Amicable Collisions) - once offered this gem of a motto:
: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :
"You may not be interested in the Jihad,
but the Jihad is surely interested in you."
: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :
at February 3, 2007 8:15 PM
Yes
1.4 Billion people CAN BE wrong.
jihadwatch.org
Islam:
F*$#ing the world up for 1400 years
Islam:
It beats working for a living
Got Islam?
Where else can you crap your pants, wipe it with your bare hand AND be called a MAN?
at February 3, 2007 8:20 PM
I know this cannot go under the Jihad
Watch brand but I still like it big time -
I rritating
S ource of
L unacy
A and
M ayhem
at February 3, 2007 8:24 PM
If you want to get peoples attention you have to be shocking.
You have a picture on the shirt with an ali baba type, turban, eye patch, long moustache, gold tooth, scar on the cheek, large sword, the works. He’s standing there scowling at you. He has two little infidel children, boy and girl, with an arm wrapped around each ones neck. They are dangling from each side of him, their faces contorted in fright. The writing above, Shhh, I’ve got a dirty little secret. And underneath www.JihadWatch.org.
Harsh? Yes. True? Yes again.
at February 3, 2007 8:32 PM
Don't Dhimmi Me!
(I know it's not a transitive verb, but it sounds good to me....)
at February 3, 2007 8:34 PM
Islam World Tour:
In the style of a concert tee-shirt. Instead of concert dates and cities, put countries and years where the Islamic hordes have struck.
Could use a historic list 1400 years old, or a modern one using recent dates.
at February 3, 2007 8:53 PM
Islam:
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...Hmmm;
no, just the worst of times.
Posted by: Eli_Stoltzfus at February 3, 2007 8:55 PM
"Better deceased than pray ot the East"
Posted by: Pelayo at February 3, 2007 9:26 PM
tgusa --- ha ha ha! Well, since you're a guy, I can see why you would invision a naked woman; but Mo in his 'skivvies' is what comes to my mind.
Posted by: champ at February 3, 2007 9:31 PM
YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU
*picture of uncle sam pointing*
WWW.JIHADWATCH.ORG
(if your just selling in america use uncle sam but worldwide use lord Kitchener in army uniform from that world war 1 recruitment poster.)
at February 3, 2007 9:39 PM
This is your brain:
Picture of a healthy brain
This is your brain with Islam
Picture of a bombed automobile
Posted by: Pelayo at February 3, 2007 9:40 PM
On the front:
Islam seeks to plunge the world back into the dark ages.
On the back:
Jihadwatch.org
We'll leave the light on for ya'.
Posted by: Isabellathecrusader at February 3, 2007 9:42 PM
MOHAMMED SUCKS
MOHAMMED LIED
FORCED SUBMISSION = RAPE
ISLAM = RAPE
ISLAM IS FALSE
A MODERATE MUSLIM IS LIKE A MODERATE PEDOPHILE
A MODERATE MUSLIM IS LIKE A MODERATE NAZI
ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ISLAM I LEARNED ON 9-11 (I saw this one somewhere else)
SHARIA SUCKS
SHARIA IS EVIL
Posted by: john540 at February 3, 2007 9:45 PM
I will not change, I don't agree,
For the word of Allah is hypocrisy,
I will not pay the poll tax now,
Nor ever to you will I bow,
My country's awakening may be late,
but we will not capitulate.
No to aggression.
No to oppression.
No to Islam.
Jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 9:54 PM
For Christians, I have this idea for a tee-shirt :
Jesus of the Holy Bible =
The Real Deal.
Posted by: bigcatgirl13106 at February 3, 2007 10:15 PM
My mullah trained w/(hezbollah/Al khaeda)and all I got was this t-shirt!(Front w/picture of w/dynamite wired to a detonator)
Posted by: Gregory Smith at February 3, 2007 10:17 PM
Or have a tee-shirt with a college of all the famous Danish cartoon pictures on the front and on the back, these words :
Brought to you by www.jihadwatch.org
Posted by: bigcatgirl13106 at February 3, 2007 10:18 PM
A slightly sillier one
Front: "Fight Islam"
Back: "Because Bacon is just too good to give up."
at February 3, 2007 11:07 PM
ROPMA!
jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 11:12 PM
Below a picture of Dubya and Bill Clinton looking at each other, and scratching their heads:
GEE...I HAD a feelin' we should've
WATCH -- ed for that
But my real 2cents: "Nobody's Dhimmi" is an excellent compact slogan
at February 3, 2007 11:12 PM
Not very original but some variations on old slogans-
Front: Wouldn't you rather fight then switch?
Back: Better dead then dhimmi
or
Front: Hell no we won't go to Islam
Back: Say no now to this ideology masked as a religion
at February 3, 2007 11:13 PM
Del: "But my real 2cents: "Nobody's Dhimmi" is an excellent compact slogan"
I third that. Put it on the back of the t-shirt with Dhimmiwatch.org underneath and send aliyah44 the free t-shirt and autographed book. I'm sure Spencer can manage 2 autographs - one for the front (trickier) and one for the back. But that's the back I for one want to wear (I hope it comes in a 2P).
Posted by: Caroline at February 3, 2007 11:26 PM
J
I
H
A
Dawa, Demographics, Dhimmitude, Death
Any Questions - Jihadwatch.org
at February 3, 2007 11:30 PM
Front:
www.jihadwatch.org
Because, Islamic jihad is the gift that keeps on giving....'till it hurts!
Back:
"Oh my goodness, has anyone seen my head?"
www.dhimmiwatch.org
Appropriate, no doubt.
Posted by: awake at February 3, 2007 11:35 PM
"I will not go quietly into that night" Front
www.jihadwatch.org on the back
at February 3, 2007 11:48 PM
I've got it:
In the center of the pic is the world. Overlayed and shadowed over it is an islamic symbol of jihad or "jihad" written in arabic.
Above and bhind the globe are pictures of Winston Churchill, Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, and other historical anti-jihad figures who are peering down at the world.
In bold the caption says:
"Join the proud history of the Jihad Watch"
Posted by: Trupolitik at February 3, 2007 11:50 PM
FRONT:
ISLAM – THE FASTEST EXPLODING RELIGION
BACK:
WHERE THE PC CROWD DARE NOT TREAD
jihadwatch.org
at February 4, 2007 12:03 AM
my entry..
"poop on mohammed"
get the poop here at jihad watch.org...
Posted by: Madduck at February 4, 2007 12:13 AM
A light in the darkness.
Posted by: butterfly at February 4, 2007 12:17 AM
WOW!!! I laughed so hard I think I passed something!
Robert- How can you pick just one? Print the top 20 or so and let us buy the ones we want.
Here's one more---
front--
ISLAM HAS S.E.D'S
(Sudden explosive disorder)
back--JIHADWATCH.ORG
Posted by: guide inside at February 4, 2007 12:18 AM
Enlightened Hughmans.
Posted by: butterfly at February 4, 2007 12:18 AM
LEARN. ACT.
JIHADWATCH.ORG
LEARN. REALITY.
JIHADWATCH.ORG
EYES WIDE OPEN.
JIHADWATCH.ORG
at February 4, 2007 12:20 AM
Front:
Prophet Muhammad
Founder of Islamo-Fascism
Back:
The Pagans of Arabia
The original Islamophobes
Posted by: Infidel Pride at February 4, 2007 12:36 AM
Front:
Muslims vs Christians
Muslims vs Jews
Muslims vs Hindus
Muslims vs Buddhists
Muslims vs Athiests
Muslims vs Agnostics
Back:
It's everyone else's fault
Posted by: Infidel Pride at February 4, 2007 12:40 AM
Actually, make the above entry
Front:
The inner struggles:
Muslims vs Christians
Muslims vs Jews
Muslims vs Hindus
Muslims vs Buddhists
Muslims vs Athiests
Muslims vs Agnostics
Back:
Jihad: The Infidels are to blame
Posted by: Infidel Pride at February 4, 2007 12:46 AM
"Political Correctness Will Be Our Demise."
www.jihadwatch.org
or
"Support Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness."
www.jihadwatch.org
or
"Islam,Don't Tread On Me."
www.dhimmiwatch.org
Posted by: Gotham at February 4, 2007 12:54 AM
The Pact of Umar:
http://www.domini.org/openbook/umar.htm
at February 4, 2007 12:57 AM
Islam's Top 10 TV Shows
(reviewed by jihadwatch.org)
The Allah DeGenerates Show
The Herstory (is only worth one half) History Channel
Muslim Impossible
Judge Adullah
What Knot to Wear (in your hijab)
Trading Insults
Taqiyya Roadshow
Kithman Confidential
Divorce, Divorce, Divorce Court
Fiends
Concept, and personal entries, SLAVISHLY(!) copied from:
http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/archives/005306.html
You'll laugh 'til it hurts!
at February 4, 2007 1:05 AM
Infidel Pride:
Maybe this slight rearrangement would be catchy:
Muslims vs Jews
Muslims vs Infidels
Muslims vs Hindus
Muslims vs Atheists
Muslims vs Dhimmis
The J, I, H, A, D would be in a different color or bolded.
Then, your slogan.
at February 4, 2007 1:14 AM
"islam is lame"
jihadwatch.org
What is the record for most postings on a thread?
Posted by: eloivsdiablo at February 4, 2007 1:14 AM
Front:
"Allah might be Airborne..."
Back:
"...but he failed the Commando course."
jihadwatch.org
Posted by: SickBoy at February 4, 2007 1:33 AM
Infidel Pride:
The slogan could be "Spot the Pattern."
Posted by: Stendec at February 4, 2007 1:33 AM
Back: Danish cartoon Muhammed (bomb/turban) with a milk moustache. Followed by....
GOT MO???
www.jihadwatch.org
Posted by: Dave_the_Infidel at February 4, 2007 1:43 AM
so many great titles!
l try to make things short and simple, yet safe to wear in a mixed area lol
"Just Say No to Islam"
"arm yourself with knowlege"
Jihadwatch.org
"have you read the Koran?"
A military hand book "the koran"
1400 years of agression, slavery, genocide
at February 4, 2007 1:49 AM
Nine out of ten pirates recommend ... Islam.
Posted by: Stendec at February 4, 2007 1:54 AM
MUSLIM BUMPERSTICKERS
My other car is a bomb
This vehicle makes wide right turns into buildings
Allah is my co-pilot
My other car is a flying carpet
I'd rather be Jihading
If you don't like the way I drive, stay out of the World Trade Center.
Keep honking, I am rewiring
Visualize World Jihad!
My other car is in the abdomens of 50 Israeli civilians!
I blew up 500 friendly Iraqis and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.
0 to KABOOM in .2 seconds.
The last one who tailgated me was named Nick Berg
Support our suicidal extremists!
My 12-year-old can blow up your honor student!
In case of Jihad this car will be exploded
What part of ULLULULULULULULU did you not understand?
Allah 72 Virgins or Bust!
Martyrs do it like it's their last time!
My kid and YOUR money go to Gitomo Bay
My boss is a 1300 year old pedophile
I'm Muslim but you're ugly and I can blow myself up
Baby Terrorist On Board
If you can read this, there's a car bomb in the trunk
After I pray, I slay!!
Proud parent of Suicide Bomber!
A terrorist is my co-pilot
Fatah you looking at?
Don't blame me, I voted for Saddam
Honk if you Beat your Wife
If the van is a rockin’ Allah will soon be knockin’!!
Driver carries only $20 worth of C4
Islam, it’s a dynamite religion!!
I.S.L.AM. = Insane Society of Lunatic Assassins & Murderers
at February 4, 2007 2:01 AM
Maybe someone above did this one already:
Mohammed hijacked Islam!
Posted by: Stendec at February 4, 2007 2:20 AM
Lose Your Head Over Jihad
Jihad Has 72 Versions
Jihad: Go Out With A Bang!
Jihad: To Die For!
Jihad: It Ain't Over Till You're Clover
Jihad Is The Mother Of Terror
Terror Is The Father Of Jihad
Jihad: When You Hate Enough To Kill The Very Best
Jihad: "Everybody Must Get Stoned!"
Jihad: "Women? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Women!"
Jihad: One Of History's Miseries
Jihad: Grabbing Freedom By The Balls
Go Muslim-Get Stupid
Mecca Has Me Going In Circles
Car Bombs Have No Borders
My Man is Muslim-Ouch!
It's Not A Choice, It's Jihad!
Jihad: Backwards To The Future
Jihadis Live So That Others Might Die
Posted by: crusader rabbit at February 4, 2007 2:31 AM
My favourites from above (not in any particular order):
"Nobody's Dhimmi"
aliyah44 at February 3, 2007 12:23 PM
Liberty has ambitious enemies
-Thomas Jefferson
www.jihadwatch.org
Posted by: Nick Danger at February 3, 2007 01:36 PM
Islam 101
Islam requires humanity to:
a. Submit (convert)
b. Accept 2nd class (dhimmi) status
c. fight to the death
Answer @ www.jihadwatch.org
Posted by: InfidelCastro at February 3, 2007 02:29 PM
Sharia don't like ...
Jihadwatch.org
Posted by: Mentat at February 3, 2007 04:10 PM
www.JIHADWATCH.org
IGNORANCE IS NO LONGER BLISS
Posted by: TINBH at February 3, 2007 05:11 PM
What would you call a 50 year-old man who had sex with a 9 year-old girl?
1.2 billion people call him The Prophet Muhammad.
Posted by: Bad_Attitude_Infidel at February 3, 2007 06:38 PM
I want to be free
No Islam for me
Posted by: cathkins at February 3, 2007 06:56 PM
-- "DON'T DRINK THE TAQIYYA" ---
Posted by: DontDrinkTheTaqiyya at February 3, 2007 07:43 PM
"Support Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness."
www.jihadwatch.org
or
"Islam, Don't Tread On Me."
www.dhimmiwatch.org
Posted by: Gotham at February 4, 2007 12:54 AM
---------------------------------------
To which I would add:
1. For the Brits:
“We shall never surrender”
-Winston Churchill
www.jihadwatch.org.
or
2.
The truth about Islam:
(You’d better believe it!)
www.jihadwatch.org.
at February 4, 2007 2:36 AM
"This shirt displays the Brain on Islam, see back."
The back is of course, blank.
Posted by: Islofob IS-1
at February 4, 2007 2:38 AM
Standec
Quite good - particularly you last entry, "Mohammed hijacked Islam" (in the same vein as Mohammed the Islamo-Fascist). On your other suggestions, making Jihad an abbreviation was good, like borninfidel suggested above. Only thing - Infidels is a catch all, and definitely covers Hindus, Atheists/Agnostics and Dhimmis, while Christians and Buddhists are left out (
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