Did you not know that modern conviences are the cause for all bad things, muhuammad said so! LOL

Posted by: ZenaWarriorPrincess at April 16, 2007 6:46 PM

How uneducated would someone have to be to believe something like this? These people must be dumb as dirt.

Posted by: staff_of_magius at April 16, 2007 6:50 PM

Poeple are being killed by use of cellphones in real life. When jihadists use them as bomb triggers.

Posted by: Allahfanculo at April 16, 2007 6:55 PM

This goes out to Nazim:

"I just called to say I love you."

And I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Psych!

Posted by: Allahfanculo at April 16, 2007 6:55 PM

That makes me wonder whether entire nations could be crippled just by a steady stream of rumors.

"Air from Israel makes monkeys fly out your butt"

Posted by: Occupant at April 16, 2007 7:05 PM

That makes me wonder whether entire nations could be crippled just by a steady stream of rumors.

"Air from Israel makes monkeys fly out your butt"

Posted by: Occupant at April 16, 2007 7:05 PM

'...when they turn toward the West, make people believe that 9/11 was an inside job...'

Excellent spot. All pathologies converge eventually.

Posted by: Dane at April 16, 2007 7:10 PM

The Granddaddy of all rumors:

...drumroll...

Mahomet was a prophet.

Posted by: Allahfanculo at April 16, 2007 7:24 PM

Is this like the rumor which has the Jews manufacturing all the Korans and making billion dollar profits and inside each Koran the glue is mind altering, so that it is dangerous for Muslims to read the Koran and attend Mosque as it affects the mind?

CAIR will have to research these rumors.

Posted by: Lame Cherry at April 16, 2007 7:37 PM

toilet paper gives you rectal cancer.

Posted by: MP at April 16, 2007 7:41 PM

Islam encourages at every step the habit of mental submission. It discourages, at every step, any attempts at free and skeptical inquiry, and has been doing so, with a vengeance, since the gates of ijtihad were closed with a thud, about a thousand years ago.

Since all those capable of free thought, who chose to display that capability, are shunned or persecuted or murdered, by now most people who live in societies suffused with Islam have learned how to suppress such thoughts, or turn them aside, or develop them only in the West (which then makes areturn to the Islamic world, for many, stranger -- or alternatively, for many unsettled by their encounters with the lively, free and skeptical mental life in the Western world, makes the return into the bosom of non-thought even more comforting and welcome and deeply desired than it might otherwise have been.

Ready belief in the most absurd stories is a fact of Muslim life. A willingness to belief, deeply believe, two mutually exclusive possiblities, as with the 9/11 attacks. For that attack was regarded as a splendid moment, something to be proud of, by many Muslims, celebrating and honking horns and having banquets in Riyadh and Cairo and the "West Bank" and indeed mafficking in hospital rooms (a nurse at the Mass General overheard some Arabs celebrating, and reported it, and the hospital, eager not to antagonize those well-paying patients, hushed her up), and at schools and colleges, and of course in mosques and madrasas and quietly, at home. And at the same time, those very same Muslims could say, and believe, or seem to believe, that of course such attacks could not possibly have been carried out by the Arabs, who were simply not organized enough, not cunning enough, and it must, simply must, have been the work of the Mossad or the C.I.A. Two contrary views, held at the same time.

That is not unusual for Muslims. Grow up in a world of constant nonsense and lies, and a belief-system to be taken literally, silence or punish all those who take tentative steps toward the light of fact and reason -- and of course you get what we all have seen. Muslims believing rumors, even the ones they themselves made up a moment before, or seeing Infidel conspiracies everywhere against them, when in fact there have been none, and instead of plotting against them, Infidels have allowed out of their own ignorance Muslims to migrate by the millions to Infidel lands, where they are further allowed to carry on campaigns, systematic and well-financed and carefully-targetted, of Da'wa and of efforts to tear down anything perceived as an "obstacle" to the natural, and supposedly inexorable spread of Islam across the world.

There are primitives everywhere, but no belief-system encourages primitive modes of thought and belief in the way that Islam does. In that respect, it has no rivals. The nonsense one routinely gets from Muslim spokesman, ranging from those who appear, spouting their stuff, on those MEMRI videos, or those who post here, and so tellingly reveal their habits of thought and confusion -- they can believe Six Impossible Things before Breakfast, day after day after day, should not surprise.

For it is not a surprise. It fits with what is commanded and what is prohibited in Islam. Free inquiry: prohibited. Mental submission: commanded. You don't need to seek another explanation. It is all there. The explantion for Muslim behavior, mental as well as physical, lies with Islam. And nowhere else.

Posted by: Hugh at April 16, 2007 7:44 PM

The Three Stooges started it with the gag about water coming out of the phone. Now it's viruses.

If you have a cold, you can give it to the person you are talking to over the phone. No lie.

STDs can be transmitted through phone sex. True.

Posted by: Pelayo at April 16, 2007 7:45 PM

Hugh.

There is this poster on 'Topix' named 'Fred', and he will sit and answer every post, by every muslim that has a story to tell, and it never matters how outlandish the story may be. This guy Fred will patiently answer every thread, and back up his replies with facts and verses. But over and over he gets the same old tired lines about how they are the ROP(c). If anyone is interested they should go to Topix and read this guy, he is a wealth of information, and a great example to the islamites.

Posted by: QuadoLama at April 16, 2007 8:03 PM

The whole thing about Islamic society is to create the mental problem in the fist place. Then add Islamic law barriers that apply as rules that are harsher than any man can bare on human response system and then blame the people for their human instincts that were being suppressed so much to the point of extremist behaviour once the lid is off. It's a create the problem and give a false solution effect, but even that is off limit to question, how can you denounce Allah or let another have an opinion outside of Islam, its all answers to every freedom orientated questions as a punishment a blasphemy.
So the system being covered in all defences one on top of another with severe rules. It has to be admired suppose it's pretty cleaver.

Posted by: jesusisthelamb at April 16, 2007 8:14 PM

STDs can be transmitted through phone sex. True. Posted by: Pelayo

Mohammedans of the world

Stop using these. You never know what'll happen to you. Seriously!

Posted by: Infidel Pride at April 16, 2007 8:23 PM

Was it not Karachi that used to be dominated by the Sindhis, including the Hindus, Sufi, and MINO (muslims in name only), but then the Mohajirs, the most radical of Indian muslims, who claimed they were persecuted by Hindus, invaded, and forced out the Hinuds? From my knowledge the majority of the atrocities committed against Hindus during the partition were at the hands of those Indian Muslims who gained worldwide sympathy claiming they were just poor, innocent victims of the Hindius in India. They, along with the Paki "Punjabs", not only expelled the Hindus and murdered them, against the will of the local population, but then forced the remaining Sindhis, including the 2 million or so Sindhi Hindus still there, to endure over 50 years and counting of abysmal treatment, on and off massacres, and robbing of their resources.

Underneath its facade, the Pakis have long been exposing themselves as the Asian equivalent of the Sudanese National Islamic Front Militias. And the Mohajirs, who claimed to be simply looking to leave peacefully in a muslim state forcibly carved from India, are often just as heinous as the Paki Punjabs. BTW, isn't Musharraf the descendent of the Mohajirs? His own family is no doubt responsible for all sorts of heinous atrocites against Hindus they will never feel the slightest remorse for.

Posted by: maxwell46&2 at April 16, 2007 8:25 PM

ANd one can only imagine the difference between Karachi in 1940s and Karachi today overrun by Mohajirs and Paki Punjabs. The difference is probably enough to through just about anyone in the world into a chronic depression.

Posted by: maxwell46&2 at April 16, 2007 8:27 PM

The rumor was so effective that some mosques in the country's biggest city, Karachi, made announcements that people were being killed by a mobile virus and they should be aware of God's wrath, Reuters reported.

It was calls from people like me telling moslems that they are following a satan. moslems can't handle the truth.

See:

Abby
Nazim
ibn-blabla
an Unamerican

Posted by: Allahfanculo at April 16, 2007 8:37 PM

Moslem are warns of ways of deviating the Ummah.

Muslims beware..! There're hostile elements or propagandists moving around trying to deviate the Ummah from Islam. Of late, the efforts of these groups have intensified, and the techniques used have become more varied in the quest to make Muslims leave Islam and become apostate. The reminder comes in today's Khutbah or Friday sermon.

Among the techniques used to deviate Muslims is befriending and helping needy people. The Khutbah warns that the enemies of Islam are relentless in their desire to wipe out Islam and its followers from the face of the Earth. They use many tactics including endearing themselves to people in difficulties such as the jobless and the homeless. This they achieve by insincerely providing sustenance, work, houses, education and other assistance. Behind the mask of kindness, the hostile elements carry out their propagation, handing out documents, books, cassettes and other religious oriented material. After softening the targets with such moves, they continue by asking the victims to join them in prayers. The targeted people are given something called black water to drink, that turns their tongues black and prevents them from uttering the Syahadah or Islamic pledge when they hear the Azan or call to prayer. Strangely, the black water is given to Muslims only. The confessions of people who had been tricked and became apostates, suggest that they succumbed to the trickeries of the enemies of Islam because of life's pressures, the lack of religious knowledge and weak faith. In this regards, the sermon warns of the dangers of not having religious knowledge.

http://www.brunei.gov.bn/hotnews/0405/30/Khutbah.htm

Posted by: KAOSKTRL at April 16, 2007 8:39 PM

Actually.. here's what I think happened..

Nazim's former husband came home.. gave her a big disease with a little name.. told her he got it from phone sex.. and she killed him just the same, whatta shame!

That's how these rumors get started in islamonazistan.

You make it up as you go along. Just like mahomet did way back when. If reality doesn't work.. just keep lying and threaten those who don't go along. If they still don't go along - kill them.

Posted by: Allahfanculo at April 16, 2007 8:42 PM

Isn't this the plot of a Stephen King novel?

Hey Muslims, I have telekinetic powers!

Posted by: JadeDragoness at April 16, 2007 8:53 PM

How stupid/superstitious do you have to be to believe such nonsense. Is this story for real? And wasn't there a story circulating yesterday that melons carried HIV?

Posted by: champ at April 16, 2007 9:07 PM

I wonder if they know that all cell phones have certain wiring coated in pigfat?

Posted by: Jimmy Bones at April 16, 2007 9:18 PM

Dialing Karachi...brrring....Hello! This is Jewsdog and if you don't want to get one of my Zionist viruses you must wire money immediately. That's right, I control the United States and you will be infected if you don't comply. Stop whining and just get the money...
Paranoia has its uses.

Posted by: jewdog at April 16, 2007 9:21 PM

What a bunch of retards. No wonder they still live in mud huts.

Posted by: The Goobs at April 16, 2007 9:57 PM

I hope they don’t find out about the Nebraska National Guard dipping all of their ammunition in pig’s blood. The practice is rumored to have spread to North Dakota units as well.

Posted by: pez at April 16, 2007 10:14 PM

I can't believe the foolishest of the ignorant are mocking others for ignorance. Did you know 9/10 fox viewers believe saddam hussein had weapons of mass destruction to this very day!!!

Posted by: Abdullah at April 16, 2007 10:40 PM

Abdullah get educated, your totally stupid, saddam had WMD,s he used them on his people, Kurds. the rest was taken out by the Russians to Syria.. the French, Germans, and chinese sold him material for WMD's! my God what does it take to educate a half muslim man?

Posted by: ZenaWarriorPrincess at April 16, 2007 11:21 PM

Infidel Pride -

... STDs ... written in programming languages ...

I think I passed my entire dinner out one nostril laughing. That was clasic!!!

Posted by: Occupant at April 16, 2007 11:27 PM

The West: I think therefore I am.

Islam: I am forbidden to think therefore I am Muslim.

Posted by: USBeast at April 16, 2007 11:28 PM

jewdog -- Ha Ha Ha!!!

Posted by: champ at April 16, 2007 11:41 PM

I think the rumor was that there are viruses in every cell phone, planted there by the Jewish cell phone manufacturers, like Nokia. Finland is a Jewish state. So now, when George Bush presses a button in the oval office, those viruses are activated and they come out of the cell phone.

Now, muslims have to understand, that according to the koran, if the virus comes out of the earpiece, the cure for the virus is in the mouthpiece. So all they have to do is turn the phone upside down, and the problem is solved. Or reverse the charges.

Posted by: jihadwatcher at April 16, 2007 11:52 PM

And I thought cellphones caused melons?

(Or was that ipods?)

Posted by: profitsbeard at April 16, 2007 11:54 PM

Maybe the viruses think the call is for THEM!!!

They rush into and through the faulty brain, trying to get to the correct ear before voicemail picks up, and they end up accidentally bumping out the last iota of thought in the process.

Posted by: Occupant at April 17, 2007 12:34 AM

Emagine if we could tramsmit a live virus over a telephone line. We could eleminate trips to the doctors office for our flu shots.

If this exciting new technique is perfected,we might even be able to transmit common sense over a telephone line. Think of the enormous benifits to the Muslim world.

Posted by: rational at April 17, 2007 12:44 AM

What happened to Allah's Giant Spiders,Infidels putting 'something' in water supply to make Muslims Infertile[If only this was true],Infidels
putting 'something' in Children's Polio vaccines
to make Muslims Infertile etc.
Inbreeding must be the excuse for such ignorance & stupidity.
What about Telly screens and aeroplanes? These backward primitives ought to go back to their
Sharia Paradises and NEVER have anything to do with the Modern World-shucks you can leave any day...

Posted by: Morgane at April 17, 2007 2:38 AM

Cavemen still live among us. Ugh!

Posted by: champ at April 17, 2007 3:01 AM

Did you know 9/10 fox viewers believe saddam hussein had weapons of mass destruction to this very day!!!
Posted by: Abdullah

And he had them. Used 'em on Iran. Which was a good thing. See I don't want to bring Democracy to you loonatics [sic] - I'd rather put the means of your mutual destruction in all of your hands.

Let alla sort u out.

PS. Oh, those evil Fox viewers!

Posted by: Allahfanculo at April 17, 2007 3:07 AM

LOL!!!! I love it!!! This explains why even with all the American weapons Pakistan has they still couldn't beat India in every war we've had.....because they are inbred retards!!!! Too much!

Posted by: Gorkhali at April 17, 2007 3:12 AM

...and yes to the above poster who mentioned Stephen King, he did indeed recently release the novel "Cell" in which a signal transmitted through cell phones drive people uncontrollably violent. It's a darn good read but does make one wonder if the original person starting the rumor did not get he idea from Mr. King.

Posted by: Coeurmaeghan at April 17, 2007 3:25 AM

Occupant, thanks.

Jewdog, that's a great idea. We should somehow re-route all the oil cash of the ummah to us for our own gratification. Maybe like those e-mail chains from Nigeria or Bourkina Faso

Posted by: Infidel Pride at April 17, 2007 3:43 AM

This is the stupidity of islam.
There was a story some time ago about a pak nuclear (or maybe that should be NoClue) scientist who seriously suggested that the energy of jinns be used for generating power and was the answer to global warming.
I don't have the link, if anyone does please post it.

The strange thing is these retards are not even ashamed or embarressed by this sort of nonsense.

Posted by: apostate_islam at April 17, 2007 4:38 AM

.....the cell phone virus is an airborne virus....The US simply monitors cellphone communications (most of the cellphone satellites are US owned)...they simply identify the terrorist caller and then they identify the terrorists callers location when he uses a cell phone.....

....they monitor him for a while, and when the time is right, explovises fall from the air, killing the terrorist caller and hopefully, some of his terror plotting associates...

...it is true...cellphones can kill......

Posted by: exsgtbrown at April 17, 2007 6:15 AM

"Did you know 9/10 fox viewers believe saddam hussein had weapons of mass destruction to this very day!!!
Posted by: Abdullah"

....Fox viewers like many others who watch other networks know the WMDs existed..1,000,000 dead Iranians and about 50,000 dead Kurds can attest to that...

....BY the way, the US military knows where Al-Zahawari is.....we are monitoring his movements and his communications....

....By the way, the US military also knows the secret plans of Iran....

....And we know the location of terrorist cells in the US and who is involved....

....big things coming soon....It does not look good for violent Jihadists....

Posted by: exsgtbrown at April 17, 2007 6:21 AM

Will this keep moslems from storing their cellphones up their butts ?

Posted by: ImNoDhimmi at April 17, 2007 7:33 AM

Not to be taken too lightly by us all. I know and other people know of young people coming up with brain cancer.

The Radio wave cancer debate is not going away because it can only be proven long term.

Remember:
tha·lid·o·mide (thə-lĭd'ə-mīd')
n.
A sedative and hypnotic drug, C13H10N2O4, withdrawn from general use after it was found to cause severe birth defects when taken during pregnancy. It is sometimes prescribed to treat leprosy.

Posted by: paulc37 at April 17, 2007 8:36 AM

We can only dream that our problems could be so easily solved.

Posted by: flowerknife_us at April 17, 2007 8:55 AM

To those hackers and crackers who started this thing - let the good times roll baby.

We need more Internet anti-Jihad.

Posted by: A_Plague_on_Both_Houses at April 17, 2007 9:50 AM

The next thing the Karachi Mosques will announce is that the mobile phones will ooze out camel piss as a cure for all diseases, Inshallah.

Posted by: proud-hindu at April 17, 2007 10:21 AM

...just wait until the Jihadists discover that Computers cause STDs...

Posted by: exsgtbrown at April 17, 2007 10:34 AM

We shouldn't make fun of this, we could be on to something here.

If muslims are really this stupid, and I think we can all agree (except for maybe abdullah)that they are, we may be able to beat them by rumor. . . Western food causes measles, television causes brain tumors, western music causes scurvy, suicide bombs cause dislocation of body parts.

Spread enough rumors and they'll all be afraid to get out of bed.

Posted by: walterc at April 17, 2007 4:27 PM

The rumor was so effective that some mosques in the country's biggest city, Karachi, made announcements that people were being killed by a mobile virus and they should be aware of God's wrath, Reuters reported. (*

Wow... this is soooo dumb... it is difficult to scale it up!

Little do they know every CellPhone is polished with pig's oil.

Posted by: MusHuntCowboy at April 17, 2007 6:03 PM

The message would have been acceptable on April 1st... that would have implied the lunatics also have some sense of humor..

Posted by: MusHuntCowboy at April 17, 2007 6:15 PM

HELlo..I can't hear...I have an ear inf'unction!

Posted by: MZ at April 18, 2007 1:11 PM

So does that mean bin-laden may have aids from using his cell phone too much?

I can see it now...
imam durkistani throwing down the phone screaming:

"EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! COOTIES!!!!!!!!"

schizophrenia anyone?
LOL

Posted by: jcom972 at April 18, 2007 4:17 PM

If that were true that would be news worth celebrating indeed and the Pentagon would be using it across the globe and winning the war against terrorists (which of course it isn't).

Gee! Such an invention would be even better than spraying specially-designed-for-terrorists Black Flag on them!

You know, that's SUCH a good idea, in fact, I'm going to drop that idea off at a local military think tank and see if the US Military can develop it!

Posted by: pythagoras at April 18, 2007 10:19 PM

Sad to say, I already ran ideas across similar elements, but directly military themselves.
Problem was, they felt that using our planes to carry weapons pods orginally made for chemical weapons, but dispensing atomized mist of pig fluids wasn't "culturally sensitive".

I told them that's what happens when you FEEL about it, and stop THINKING about it.
They had to admit, however, that such a plan would proved damned effective & violence would cease almost overnight.

Welcome to the wonderful world of the age-old 1000% opposite of common sense: political correctness.

Posted by: jcom972 at April 19, 2007 6:03 PM

how about spreading a rumour that all qurans and mosques are infected with the plague we would only have to do one mosque and the dum monkeys would be pleading to the west for our kuffir medicine then we could tell them to f***k off.

Posted by: UKatheist at April 19, 2007 8:55 PM

Nah,

They only believe what their racketeering imams tell them to believe. It's also where the same kook fringe conspiracy theories about 9/11 came from; the very same absurd claims that the western kook fringe websites have swallowed, hook, line and sinker. lol

It's a nice thought, though.

Posted by: jcom972 at April 20, 2007 1:50 AM