Looks like the cowardly boasters are running out of homicide bombers...perhaps it's that newsflash that Heaven isn't a whorehouse, let alone running clean out of virgins.

lol

Posted by: jcom972 at June 6, 2007 1:13 AM

Hashim Hussain, opposition leader in the District Assembly, took up the issue on the floor of the House a few days ago, demanding that the administration should stop jihadi organisations from ruining the children's future.

Ruining their future? The jihadists are saving their future. They are guaranteeing the children an eternity sitting at the side of Allah, humping away at virgins whenever they want, drinking rivers of wine, eating dates. Imagine, all that, for all eternity, and all the children have to do is kill a bunch of kuffirs! These Islamophobes need to stop complaining and thank the jihadists for their generosity. But, then why don't the jihadists blow themselves up? If they believe this stuff, why do they need to recruit the children? Hmmm.

Posted by: special_guest at June 6, 2007 1:31 AM

special_guest

That's so true. Think of all the exams the kids can miss - no cramming for tests, no studies, nothing. Besides, I hope the Jihadis manage to persuade all Pakistani kids to take this career option, so that in a few years, there'd be no one left in Pakistan.

And hopefully, other countries with the ummah can follow.

Posted by: Infidel Pride at June 6, 2007 3:06 AM

ISLAM = DEPRAVED!!

Posted by: champ at June 6, 2007 3:10 AM

"Ten school children have been reported "missing" from a school in the district."

A......Honor Killing
B......Forced Jihadist Service
C......Forced Sex for Islamic Pedophiles
D......Islamic Slave Trade (alive and well)
E......Vacation Qur'an School (forced, of course)
F......Early Islamic Wedding Elopement
G......Indication of Muslim Involvement
H......______________(your opinion)

Posted by: exsgtbrown at June 6, 2007 5:48 AM

I dont see luring as the right word, inspiring or evangelising .

Posted by: KAOSKTRL at June 6, 2007 6:44 AM

Good One, champ!

ISLAM = EVIL

I see your point, Infidel Pride. Yes, "hopefully." The "Ummah" certainly needs some pruning.

Posted by: darcy at June 6, 2007 9:04 AM

But whoever shall cause one of these little ones who believe in me, to sin, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

Matthew 18:6

May Submission be sent to the bottom of the sea. Tie a rope around each jihadis neck, attach it to the Kaa'ba and throw it into the Marianas Trench. Good riddance.

Posted by: A_Plague_on_Both_Houses at June 6, 2007 9:41 AM

Robert, you say:

"Bet you didn't think of this scenario when telling your kids not to talk to strangers."

Robert, your insight has hit the nail on the head, again!! What normal person, when assessing the dangers to our children, would happen to consider such a bizarre contingency? And yet, in this new world we are faced with the most outlandish evil imaginable.

Who among us, at the beginning of the Twenty-first centuty (just seven years ago) would have imagined a world in which pirates fly airplanes into buildings, where children will cut your head off with a knife, where an automobile can explode at your marketplace, where people worship a pedophile and command that you do too, and where women are treated to genital mutilation and social degradation and accept those conditions as normal???

And a world war is being waged against us, and more than half of the nation is fast asleep.

Posted by: texan at June 6, 2007 9:42 AM

Oh, I see that the post was from Marisol. Sorry, Marisol. It is your insight I have so appreciated. Thanks.

Posted by: texan at June 6, 2007 9:45 AM

"Plague" - I was hoping that cyclone in the Arabian Sea was going to head straight to Mecca and destroy the Kaaba! Can you imagine if that happened?! Talk about signs!

"texan" - I liked where you said in your musings about the 21st century - "...where people worship a pedophile and command that you do too..."

Truly. I have asked many times, "How have things gotten so far where we've got MUSLIMS telling us what to do, how to think? Esp. after 9/11! I never thought that in the 21st century I'd be reading and studying about Islam (to know the enemy)! But, here we are all doing it. I mean, on JW. Of course the PC Dhimmis don't bother to open the Koran or read anything but think they know everything!

No, I never thought I'd know about "abrogated Meccan verses"!!! This whole March of the Muslims thing is astonishing. We have to stop them.

Posted by: darcy at June 6, 2007 9:54 AM

Darcy - this will never be over until we follow the example of the Romans against Carthage. We must occupy the geographic heart of the problem and systematically destroy the temple and smash the idols of the enemy. This will prove unequivocally that allah does not guide nor cannot protect the people and things dedicated to him.

Until then the motivation and justification for all of this will remain intact. Retaking real estate and killing jihadis won't make any difference. Allah must be demonstrated to be nothing more than a device to control people through fear of hellfire. Then it all crumbles. Something calling itself Islam may survive, but it will not resemble the evil machine of the past 1,426 years.

Posted by: A_Plague_on_Both_Houses at June 6, 2007 10:35 AM

Nice list exsgtbrown....

Would be neat if you made it into a top ten list of excuses for jihadist kids missing class....

LOL

Number 10: I was sewing extra pockets on my barney vest for the C4....

Posted by: Weatherob at June 6, 2007 10:54 AM

Some updated slogans for the children of islam...

Just say no to suicide vests

Dare to keep kids out of suicide vests

This is your brain and this is your brain on Islam (photo of a pile of manure perhaps?)

The West needs to start treating these islamic whackjobs like a rabid dog - there's no cure for the disease so it is destroyed.

Posted by: HOV Dummy at June 6, 2007 11:18 AM

"I asked the assembly members if participation in jihad at such an early age guarantees a place in paradise ... no one responded to my question,"

The words of the "opposition leader"

So what is the RIGHT AGE for "participation in jihad"?

Notice how he posed it.
Will it guarantee them a place in paradise?

He didn't ask:
Do we want our children to think jihad is what they should aspire to?

YIKES!

Once again, it's hypocrisy writ large. Get someone else to participate in jihad, NOT MY KID.

Posted by: PMK at June 6, 2007 11:38 AM

Jihadists in Pakistan "luring" children to become suicide bombers.

They are just doing what come's naturally...

Posted by: duh_swami at June 6, 2007 11:41 AM

Jihadists in Pakistan "luring" children to become suicide bombers

And the criticism of the West is that we're immoral?

Posted by: tanstaafl at June 6, 2007 12:26 PM

Where is the UN in this matter? I don't get it! Before India turns into a islamic peace of crapp?

Posted by: MZ at June 6, 2007 12:41 PM

Top 10 Reason why Muslim children do not go to school:

10...I was sewing extra pockets of my barney vest for the C4

9....I had to find a new Ice cream vendor, all the old ones have disappeared...

8....I was forced to pose as a "dead child" in propoganda photos sent to western news services to show "collaterial damage."

7....THe Evil Americans blew up the mules carrying ammot to our AL-Qaeda brothers and I was forced to carry RPGs across the mountain to the insurgent bases in Pakistan.

6....Uncle Abu needed opium poppy pickers and he chose me...

5....I had to wash windows at Naseems furniture store..

4....I had to wash Naseem

3....I had to locate a running car for the use by the bomber of the monthe club..

2....I had to perform special services at the mosque for my local imman..

1....I had to attend my sisters wedding and I was the groom...

Posted by: exsgtbrown at June 6, 2007 1:02 PM

Bet you didn't think of this scenario when telling your kids not to talk to strangers. "Jihadi groups 'luring' kids to turn suicide-bombers,"

Well Mr. Spencer, and just what do your "moderate
muslims" that you keep insisting really do exist, have to say about this one?

Just as I thought; and the silence in deafening isn't it?

Say, if you ever do turn up one of these "moderate muslims" let me know first; I'd like to nominate you for some kind of prize because you will have uncovered something that I really don't believe exists from any evidence I have seen.

(No, I'm not "attacking" Mr. Spencer per se. I am merely pointing out that while he holds out hope that moderate muslims exist and will someday speak up; I for one, have abandoned such hope -- especially when stories like this arise and there is no outrage among muslims.)

Posted by: witness at June 6, 2007 1:07 PM

witness, that was Marisol, not Robert. See texan's comment above. Second, of course there are "moderate" Muslims. For example, Tashbih Sayyed; there are many others, mainly Muslims-for-identification-purposes-only (as Robert and Hugh put it). The question is whether these few "moderates" have any ability to influence mainstream Islam. The other question is whether they will someday become more devout and start following mainstream Islamic practices.

exsgtbrown, that is hilarious.

Posted by: special_guest at June 6, 2007 1:35 PM

This is child abuse. Where is the UN when it comes to this matter of grooming and indoctrinating children into a life of violence and certain death through martyrdom? where is the Arab league? Where are the moderate muslims? Who is advocating for these victims of twisted hate?

Posted by: Triphammer at June 6, 2007 1:39 PM

"I asked the assembly members if participation in jihad at such an early age guarantees a place in paradise ... no one responded to my question,"

Mr. Hashim Hussain isn't arguing with suicide bombing. He's just arguing with the age of elegiblity for a suicide bomber.

He's clearly saying that, depending on age, a suicide bomber is guaranteed a place in paradise.

Notice that he doesn't even mention the victims of these killers. they're of no consequence, and most likely deserve to die a horrible death.

I suppose in the West Muslim appologists would call Mr. Hussain a "moderate," and possibly even a "child advocate."

Posted by: rational at June 6, 2007 3:42 PM

Yeah, "Plague," that's why I was hoping the cyclone would destroy the Kaaba. Exactly.

Not voting for Hussein Obama because of his many Muslim ties. What about you? NO U.S. PRESIDENT WITH A MUSLIM BROTHER AND OTHER MUSLIM RELATIVES.

No effing way. And Obama is probably a Muslim too, though he denies it.

Posted by: darcy at June 6, 2007 7:10 PM

there are many others, mainly Muslims-for-identification-purposes-only (as Robert and Hugh put it). The question is whether these few "moderates" have any ability to influence mainstream Islam.

Okay, I nominate Robert Spencer for "Some Kinda Prize."

I'm not sure that Muslims-for-identification-purposes-only are real muslims; and if they are, will they stand up to the others is an open question as you point out.

I did not know of Tashbih Sayyed, and missed that posting somehow. If Tashbih Sayyed, was truely a moderate, then I concede the point and wonder what if any, influence he had on islam in general.

Posted by: witness at June 6, 2007 11:44 PM

Make sure these kids visit the University of Michigan at Dearborn were they can conveniently get their feet washed before they blow up their local elementary school.

Posted by: HeHateJihad at June 7, 2007 12:58 AM

Hi again, "Plague" - your post reminded me of "Allah" as the "Great and Terrible (Wizard of) Oz!"

Which is actually a man manipulating levers behind a curtain. Once Toto sniffed around and pulled the curtain back, Dorothy & Co saw that "Oz" didn't really exist, and were no longer afraid.

So with "Allah." Keep pulling back that curtain hiding "Allah," everyone.

Posted by: darcy at June 7, 2007 9:45 AM

Agreed Darcy.

Posted by: A_Plague_on_Both_Houses at June 7, 2007 11:43 AM