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From the Spoof:
Prime Minister Tony Blair is to convert to Islam once he leaves office, it has been announced. A spokesman said "Tony has always been interested in Islam and has many Moslem friends in other countries, such as President Mubarak of Egypt and more recently General Gaddafi of Libya."Critics have suggested that the conversion is a sham to be invited to stay in wealthy Sheikhs' houses. One said "The Blairs have a long tradition of sponging off rich people they don't really know, like members of the Bee Gees and Cliff Richard."
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The BBC has denied that it plans to produce a version of the "X Factor" called "X Snip", to find the person who will perform the circumcision on Mr. Blair.
Posted by Greg at June 24, 2007 12:52 AM
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It may sound like a joke to some, but it wouldn't surprise me at all. The depravity of the socialists is mindboggling.
You have peanut Khadr and Willie Clitman and many more like them in America who sold out to the Arabs, and Germany has the despicable Shredder who went to work for the Russians the moment he was voted out of office.
In Australia we the former socialist ratbag Keating went off to sell his services to Indonesia, it is incredible.
I wonder how much longer we can afford these commie traitors among us to sell us out to the enemy.
http://sheikyermami.com/2007/06/22/peanut-khadr-is-not-alone-here-comes-shredder/
Posted by: sheik yer'mami
at June 24, 2007 1:36 AM
Yeah well it was a joke because Blair is about to become a Catholic. But maybe not everyone saw that news item.
And probably no further snip would be required anyway.
Posted by: payingattention
at June 24, 2007 1:46 AM
Hello Sheik.
I just don't understand how these VERMIN sleep at night.Well he is just another WHORE like his filthy wife.
Beware, the LEFT will KILL us all.
Sell out your own for money.
Its no wonder the Royal Navy surrendered to the iranians.Even the British prime minister has surrendered.
How sick can you get.
D.T.
at June 24, 2007 1:47 AM
How about a spoof where bush al-saud becomes a Patriot (American not ksa)? or even just a conservative?
A spoof where the fbi starts working for the American people instead of arab/muslim terror front groups? (Real classy of you to have your "We're Hiring" advert on the casino's electronic billboard by the freeway shoulder. THAT should get the right people...) But then the state police have "We're Hiring" bumper stickers in the back windows of their interceptors and the city police have billboards on the sides of buses as they grind through the ghetto.
Once the best, now the worst, and nobody wants to be you.
A spoof where the state dept isn't an enemy of America and isn't arabist?
A spoof where America WINS a war.
A spoof where America has a strong leader.
A spoof where America is STRONG???
The possibilities are endless.
at June 24, 2007 2:06 AM
Pardon the rant, but there was this ‘Tale of Two Americas’ story:
A former Marine had fathered three sons and took them camping. A 300-lb bear entered their camp and was taking away the food. The youngest son, 6-years old, threw things at the bear (the kid is from 'Old America'). The bear turned its attention from the food to the kid and started moving towards the child. The father instinctively picked up a piece of wood and, with a single blow, killed the bear (the father is also from 'Old America').
I think that it would have been appropriate for the Governor to invite the family to the Capital and recognize the father for his service as a Marine, for fathering three young men, and for exercising bravery, strength, and skill in a dangerous situation. That would be an Old America thing to do.
But instead, the State fined the family for having improperly stored food at their campsite. This, in my opinion, is because state governments are dominated by the 'New America'. The New America primarily concerns itself with it's own job security or upcoming opportunities on the outside. New America dominates Federal, State, and Local governments. If you ever get a chance to see it up close, it's really ugly.
My theory is that the behavior is a function of the New America leadership’s recognition that it’s all one big Ponzi scheme. The underlings’ behavior is a reflection of the leadership. Even Romney runs advertising promising to save $30 billion per year. It is all BS since our entitlement problems are growing at a rate 100 times as fast and accelerating. Our system of government will change within a generation.
The good news is that, at least in my experience, Old America still has a solid majority, and parts of it are getting really pissed off. Old America and Hamas have something in common, they are both founded on a belief system. New America and Fatah have something in common, they are both founded on something hollow. Note that Hamas was greatly outnumbered and outgunned but ended up routing Fatah.
Islam is pushing America around and making us look like fools. But they are used to dealing with bureaucrats like those who just gave a man who saved his children by killing a bear with a piece of wood a ticket. I hope they’re having fun.
at June 24, 2007 2:32 AM
Yaa, and I am Queen of England!
Posted by: MZ
at June 24, 2007 3:05 AM
Seriously
I thought he had already converted
I have been wondering why so many old hippies and lefties are inclined towards Islam
Her could be the answer
"Let's see with our heart,
These things our eyes have seen,
And know the truth must still lie somewhere in between."
and
"The desert stars are bright tonight lets meet as friends,The Flower of Islam, The Fruit of Abraham."
Musick for Dead Heads
http://illustratedpig.blogspot.com/2007/05/s.html
Posted by: shiva
at June 24, 2007 5:57 AM
A conversion to Islam in the POST 911 world is TREASON , plain and simple. Although Blair still maintains Islam is a Religion of Peace even he couldn't be so insane .
Posted by: MoBlows
at June 24, 2007 6:02 AM
How about a spoof where America brings its military home from Europe and promises all who deplore this savage nation that American soldiers will never darken their shores or skies again?
Posted by: PMK
at June 24, 2007 10:06 AM
Prince chuckles I can see converting to islam, but I don't believe Blair would. Why would he support or endorse the strategic timeing of knighting Rushdie?
Posted by: mustang65
at June 24, 2007 10:45 AM
They wont be able to visit the USA after conversion?
The Bush's will be heart broken.They were a significant factor in the reversion.
at June 24, 2007 11:00 AM
This is an excellent satire.
But, now seriously, what will Charles of Arabia be "sumitted into" doing as his "innitiation to Islam"? Invite Salmon Rushdie to dinner and poison him? Kill his mother? Practice martyrdom in his next visit to Canada? What else?
Posted by: calatrava
at June 24, 2007 11:03 AM
The good news is that, at least in my experience, Old America still has a solid majority, and parts of it are getting really pissed off.
from a post by Pez
So they're PO'd but are they willing to express it with a vote? They didn't last year and they won't next year. Why was no Democratic senator who voted for amnesty defeated while four Republicans who voted against amnesty were defeated?
Yeah, I know it's the war, but voting for Congress should be about more than making a statement on who's in the White House. Congress authorized the war. They're also going to pass an amnesty bill and stick it to American workers. The ringleader was reelected just last year. No one from Massachusetts should ever whine about amnesty.
Congress has its lowest approval rating in decades but the overwhelming majority of Americans think their own representatives are doing just fine and will vote for them again. If any Americans want term limits they need to accomplish it themselves - with a vote.
Posted by: PMK
at June 24, 2007 11:12 AM
Watch out for snipper's with big sizzors, and hope the snipper, doe's not sneeze, while snipping...
Posted by: duh_swami
at June 24, 2007 11:14 AM
This may be a spoof but if we examine the left today it is far worse than any spoof. Make no mistake, these people would bring a giant dark cloud over the world. Look at the Hollywood freaks that support the islamists, perhaps the greatest lunacy in history. All of our movies of the past would disappear in a puff of smoke gone forever under the islamist boot. However, these modern so called actors are no honorable stewards of their profession, the great actors/directors/producers/etc would all be lost if left to them. It will be a world where people are liable to be murdered for writing a book and there would be no books of the past as well, all up in smoke too. Look at the democrats, they say they represent the people, uphold the constitution, yet they are frightened of foxnews, they don’t like what they hear on some radio stations, so instead of following the constitution they become enemies of it instead. They cannot compete in a market of ideas so they hide or attempt to shut down free speech. Kucinich, elected by what I can only believe are retards is talking about what we should be allowed to talk about, please! In their world there is no music, thee is zero commingling of the sexes. They on the other hand will kill you for doing just that. The so called environmentalists, the global warming scaredycats do they think animals, the forests, the oceans will be nurtured by the islamists? Heck no, look at their countries, nary a wild animal to be found. In that world every one of these fools are rounded up and paraded through their executions, not that I care if the islamists murder them but it probably would cause me some trouble what with all their heads lying around everywhere. The islamists I can understand they follow what they believe is god the dhimmis/apologists/allies of the islamists are far worse far more reprehensible than the islamists. No punishment is too severe for these people who would bring a hellish world such as this upon us. They are below vermin, they are the perverted destroyers of our civilization that live and take from us all the while willing to do anything say anything to maintain their status, a status that will soon come to a horrific end. We can fight the islamists and win but we risk everything in allowing these types to walk among us freely, they deserve no freedom or if any they deserve the freedom they would have with their islamist buddies.
Posted by: tgusa
at June 24, 2007 1:38 PM
That article will probably end up being true in time.
Posted by: non-redneck
at June 24, 2007 2:21 PM
One benefit would be that his awful wife might wear a burka. That would improve her appearance no end. She might shut up too.
For more jihad fiction:
Posted by: watling
at June 25, 2007 5:12 AM
C'mon folks. Blair has certainly been guilty of spewing the "religion of peace" crap, but was he doing anything more than trying to appeal to the "better instincts" of a significant minority in his country?
Don't forget that Blair gave his blessings to making S. Rushdie a "knight of the realm", knowing full well what a sh!t storm was likely to ensue.
Posted by: waterdragon52
at June 25, 2007 7:54 AM
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