Damm, that is ugly.

No wonder they created burka's.

Posted by: alaskan1000 at November 26, 2007 4:55 PM

She, I mean he kind of reminds of Pakistans rage boy somewhat subdued.

Posted by: Mackie at November 26, 2007 4:58 PM

Welcome to the Monday after Thanksgiving, folks.

Posted by: bigcatgirl13106 at November 26, 2007 5:10 PM

Somehow I get the idea that Haider might actually enjoy prison.

Posted by: MP at November 26, 2007 5:12 PM

If not for the fact that these two creatures are murderous thugs, this could be a very funny article.

Posted by: Pelayo at November 26, 2007 5:12 PM

They better hope that Hugh Grant and Eddie Murphy don't catch wind of this...

Posted by: Alarmed Pig Farmer at November 26, 2007 5:17 PM

EeeeeeK! Must be hillary's new girlfriend; guess she's starting a stable as she preps for the Oval Office.

Posted by: witness at November 26, 2007 5:29 PM

this explains a number of things: e.g. one of the manifestations of "inner struggle", what the 72 virgins are really all about, ...
or maybe it's just a new jihadi combat uniform
or these guys escaped the iranian gallows, ...

Posted by: TINBH at November 26, 2007 5:39 PM

A match made in heaven.

Posted by: dgene at November 26, 2007 5:54 PM

Cross-dressing will never be the same...lol

Posted by: jcom972 at November 26, 2007 6:00 PM

You just know at least one soldier said: "I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry".

Posted by: USBeast at November 26, 2007 6:02 PM

Have you seen the list of the 751 'no-go-zones' in France?

http://i.ville.gouv.fr/divbib/doc/chercherZUS.htm

Posted by: sheik yer'mami at November 26, 2007 6:03 PM

Is it just me, or is crossdressing funnier on British men?

Posted by: Shakey_Premise at November 26, 2007 6:06 PM

Guess he lost the coin toss.

Posted by: champ at November 26, 2007 6:09 PM

I want to know, since the US Forces seem forced to pander to to Islamic custom, did they have a female soldier there to inspect the 'bride', or did the male service personnel convince the 'groom' that it would be in his best interest to unveil the 'bride'?

Posted by: Shakey_Premise at November 26, 2007 6:09 PM

...wow. That is ONE ugly bride.

Posted by: RoobartSbunsar at November 26, 2007 6:10 PM

She's a demn handsome woman, she is.

Posted by: Jauhara Al-Kafirah at November 26, 2007 6:11 PM

Fashion police need to be notified too, because everyone knows you never wear black lace beneath your white wedding dress - hello!

Posted by: champ at November 26, 2007 6:28 PM

Quick, someone grab a niqab and cover that hideous thing up.

Is this one of those 72 virgins we're always hearing about?

Posted by: DCWatson at November 26, 2007 6:37 PM

Ugly, funny, but how many times has it worked before?

LOL though, unbelievable bad taste and one would think he could have shaved for the big day. No one likes whisker burn.....

Posted by: gymgal at November 26, 2007 6:40 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XILPUjF232M&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M89c3hWx3RQ

Posted by: Hugh at November 26, 2007 6:55 PM

What will allah " the all knowing" say to this cross dressing shahid when he finaly gets to the big bridle sweet in hell.

Posted by: OLD SARGE at November 26, 2007 7:03 PM

Same-sex marriage? Islam must be getting more tolerant. Which version of the Koran was abrogated this time?

Posted by: PMK at November 26, 2007 7:08 PM

"LOL though, unbelievable bad taste and one would think he could have shaved for the big day. No one likes whisker burn....."

As the bride, he probably did, Gymgal, but not in any place you want to know about.

If Haider al-Bahadli needs some tips on hair, makeup and fashion, here's a gal that can really help. As an added bonus, Haider can sing this song on his/her wedding night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnmKpSwsFCI&feature=related

Posted by: Isabellathecrusader at November 26, 2007 7:10 PM

Don't they execute people for that there?

Perhaps they can say they made a wrong turn on the way to San Francisco?

Posted by: dentalque at November 26, 2007 7:23 PM

Oh, man...I think even san fransicko would reject this couple...LOL

Posted by: jcom972 at November 26, 2007 7:36 PM

What a HOOT! Think 'Bride'is a great improvement
upon Mudassar Arani,U.K lawyer who defends Jihadists & has milked British legal system for at least a million pounds.
A more serious reflection must be-how often have
terrorists gotten away with this charade-knowing
PC Western leaders insist upon Infidel soldiers
'respecting local customs' like bridal parties &
mosques[latter holy place stuffed to the rafters
with weapons]. We are killing ourselves with Political Correctness.

Posted by: Morgane at November 26, 2007 7:49 PM

I'm surprised he didn't choose a Burqa-Bridal Gown, as it would have completely covered up his hairy arms and beard. At the very least he should have waxed.

Posted by: champ at November 26, 2007 8:07 PM

He's a big lassie isn't he? No really, he's a great big Nancy.

Pray silence for the bridal procession.

"Here comes the bride
40 inches wide
she can't get through the door
so she'll have to stand outside...."

Vicar: If anyone can plead just cause, why this man, and this "woman", should not be joined.....

Me: Vicar! Stop the wedding! She is already married to some guy called Mr Doubtfire...

Posted by: Monty at November 26, 2007 8:13 PM

NOW I got it!
HE's one of the 72 virgins promised to another!
(after all, they didn't promise 72 FEmales!)
LOL

Posted by: jcom972 at November 26, 2007 8:17 PM

Eveningwear for the post nuptial cruise.

Um, does this dress make me look fat?

http://images.fotopic.net/original/yo3ysk.jpg

Posted by: Isabellathecrusader at November 26, 2007 8:21 PM

Things that make ya go...Ewwwwughhhhh!
LMAO

Posted by: jcom972 at November 26, 2007 8:29 PM

C'mon JCom972, don't you recognize a beautiful houri when you see one?

She's singin', "I only have eyes for you..." LOL

Posted by: Isabellathecrusader at November 26, 2007 8:31 PM

Hugh!

You continually surprise me.

Webb Pierce and Johnny Cash in one post?

Tell me that you love American Bluegrass!

Maybe Newgrass, Spacegrass...?

Posted by: Aiken Bryce at November 26, 2007 8:32 PM

Who would have thought He was that way.

What, no Cleavage?

Posted by: flowerknife_us at November 26, 2007 8:44 PM

lol Isabella...
nah, I see enough houris on the street corner out this way...lol

Posted by: jcom972 at November 26, 2007 8:51 PM

Oh my gosh, gag me with a ginzu! Totally.

Posted by: Isabellathecrusader at November 26, 2007 8:59 PM

A. B. --

Of course I do.

Posted by: Hugh at November 26, 2007 9:07 PM

So where were they registered?

Actually, she/he reminds me a bit of my ex-mother-in-law...

Posted by: ReligionofPeas at November 26, 2007 9:10 PM

H.F.

I had the excellent opportunity to see Edgar Meyer play a while back.

He is the best double bassist I've ever heard or seen.

No one living on this planet compares to this guy, in my humble opinion.

Posted by: Aiken Bryce at November 26, 2007 9:39 PM

He looks like Tommy Lee of Mötley Crüe.

Posted by: Wimbledon Womble at November 26, 2007 10:02 PM

My wife and I are ROFL at this!!!

Wonder if there was a prenuptual agreement?

Posted by: livefreeordie! at November 26, 2007 10:28 PM

Naseem? Did she marry again?

Posted by: Elric66 at November 26, 2007 10:43 PM

Esquire Magazine, I learned today, has named Charlize Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Those Esquire editors may wish to reconsider.

Posted by: Hugh at November 26, 2007 10:52 PM

Livefree,

Yeah, they were registered, at:

1) Baghdad Bullets and Guns,
2) Farm Animals R' Us,
3) Farida's Fertilizer Factory (Where we DOO chicken manure Right!)
4) Abdullah's Hardware (For nails, nuts and bolts)
5) Boys Town, USA,
6) T-Mobile Cellular (Phones to go, in the convenient 500 disposable pack.)

Posted by: Isabellathecrusader at November 26, 2007 10:58 PM

Oops, sorry Livefree, you said prenuptial agreement. Somebody else asked if they were registered. Time for me to go to bed! But seriously, if they split up, Haider gets the nails, Abbass gets everything else. This is only appropriate since, as the bride, Haider's the one that's going to get nailed.

Posted by: Isabellathecrusader at November 26, 2007 11:06 PM

Next time a "wedding party" is bombed, remember this.

Posted by: Elric66 at November 26, 2007 11:08 PM

This would probably fall under Al Takeyya, the Islamic doctrine of lying to further the cause of Islam.

It took Muslims a while to conflate modern suicide bombers with martyrs (Shahid), but they did it, and now it's not controversial among Islamists at all.

Male Burka babes with bombs is another case, very similar to bridal jihadis. So not a stretch at all.

Next it'll be pork-eating, Allah-cursing Muslims, acting out what they are not with full Islamist blessings. Mohammed Atta and the rest of the 9/11 "Shahids" played something akin to this game already - appearing Western and non-Muslim, visiting bars and strip clubs, in order to throw off suspicion.

When they get through the checkpoints and start chanting "Allahu Akhbar" as they are about to slaugter people, though, the veil falls.

Posted by: Wimbledon Womble at November 26, 2007 11:10 PM

"Upon inspecting the convoy, soldiers found a stubbly-faced man, Haider al-Bahadli, decked out in a white bride's dress and veil."

Police should not have reported these two men as terrorists. They should have reported them as a same-sex couple on their way to be married. Their names, addresses and photographs (in full wedding regalia) should have been released to all the newspapers .

Then turn them over to a Sharia court for prosecution.

Posted by: rational at November 26, 2007 11:16 PM

This

http://images.politico.com/global/humaimage.jpg

is definately better than that-

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/11/26/iraq.bride/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Holy cow-LOL

Posted by: Frank at November 26, 2007 11:16 PM

I hope and pray they put this clown in a cell still wearing his bridal dress!!

Posted by: livefreeordie! at November 26, 2007 11:18 PM

The BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN has nothing on these folks...

Posted by: pythagoras at November 26, 2007 11:36 PM

He would fit right in with the Samoan Fa'afafine culture -- all he needs is a little more femme fatale.

Posted by: champ at November 26, 2007 11:44 PM

Here's this femme fatale's theme song:

Venus in Furs

Posted by: Wimbledon Womble at November 27, 2007 12:23 AM

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

A transvestorist!

Big, brave mujahadeen (or whatever) warrior! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

More like mujahadeen PRINCESS!

Maybe dude (and I use the term VERY loosely) is trying out to be one of the 72 virgins! (From what my Iraq-war veteran buddy tells me, who was in charge of some jails in Baghdad a few years back, this princess will be PLENTY popular in an Iraqi jail...guess these 'brave' warriors get pretty scared and 'needy' behind bars and REGULARLY seek each other out for physical, um, solace.)

Priceless!!!

Posted by: angryeagle at November 27, 2007 12:33 AM

A softer side of terror? But seriously, this bride is a lot more dangerous than black widow, if you knwo what I mean..........

Posted by: Alert at November 27, 2007 12:49 AM

The BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN has nothing on these folks...
Posted by: pythagoras

She/He is missing Elsa's (the brides) famous hairdo. If he/she had that, we would really have something to talk about. Still they do make a lovely couple.
I wish them all the luck...bad that is...

Posted by: duh_swami at November 27, 2007 12:55 AM

"Soldiers manning a checkpoint near Baghdad stopped a wedding convoy to find that the purported bride and groom were wanted terror suspects..."

KUDOS to the observant soldiers who were wisely suspicious of these cowardly frauds!

Whether we should have gone into Iraq or not, and whether we should still have troops there or not, one thing is for certain: the American military is the last bastion of honor, courage, and patriotism in the USA. May God Bless and protect everyone of them!

(BTW, which is worse: women's panties on the heads of a few violent criminals in Abu Ghraib, or a woman's wedding dress on an ugly, unshaven, murdering terrorist? Would be hilarious if he/she/it was actually wearing some of the same Abu Ghraib type underwear too, esp. when the prison door was slammed shut. Har.)

Posted by: In Remembrance of Ka'b bin Al-Ashraf at November 27, 2007 1:13 AM

What you hear at a muslim strip joint: "Take off the veil, take off the veil"

Posted by: thibjac at November 27, 2007 1:17 AM

With a little work he could star in Miss Congeniality II.

Posted by: champ at November 27, 2007 2:43 AM

Send this asshat straight to abby-grabby prison, just like that...and see what happens to him!
Sweet Justice, served cheap, fast and raw!
LOL

Posted by: jcom972 at November 27, 2007 3:14 AM

Sue's in the jail house now!

How fitting the poet was singing that in a prison, dont you think?

I wish Johnny was still with us!!

(Great post Hugh)

Posted by: guide inside at November 27, 2007 3:20 AM

They all look like their wearing a dress anyway. (Bin Laden included)

Wonder whats under those long white "kilts" they wear.

Posted by: guide inside at November 27, 2007 3:27 AM

"Little girlie men" should not wage a war in dresses!

Come out of the closet and wear a uniform and fight like a man!!

Posted by: guide inside at November 27, 2007 3:32 AM

please people! no more! PLEASE. it,s just to funny! you all are just too much!

Posted by: james collins at November 27, 2007 4:09 AM

Is this what they mean by "new, progressive Iraq"?

Posted by: payingattention at November 27, 2007 4:34 AM

only if the gown has a "stain" on it...lol

Posted by: jcom972 at November 27, 2007 5:22 AM

Oh man, I hate to laugh when it's such a serious subject... but how hilarious is that dude in the wedding veil? I gotta ask, does this please Allah?

Posted by: Unclaimed Money at November 27, 2007 5:35 AM

Probably...since they're obviously running out of virgins DOWN there...

Posted by: jcom972 at November 27, 2007 5:56 AM

....a new Islamic crossdressers excuse when caught at a terrorist controlled road checkpoint; "...hey man, I am on my way to sneak through the Infidel lines....they will never suspect me...".......(it sure beats being dragged out of the car and beheaded by the really religious Muslims)......

...Allah hates Muslims....he gives them poverty, misery, and death....

Posted by: exsgtbrown at November 27, 2007 6:45 AM

Not if the MPs drag him out into the street where hundreds of people can see him in the open...then leave him there...LOL

Posted by: jcom972 at November 27, 2007 6:47 AM

I'm confused. How could they tell it was not a woman?

Posted by: Aunt Bea at November 27, 2007 7:39 AM

To the JihadWatch censor - sorry if my deleted comment was offensive to those one-humped beasts of burden.

Posted by: BunrattyBill at November 27, 2007 7:52 AM

This image has been posted on several blogs now. I wonder if this 'jihadi' comprehends that his not so clever disguise has made him infamous - that he has now become the laughing stock of the kufar world wide web.
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!

Posted by: miira at November 27, 2007 9:03 AM

"The soldiers became suspicious of the convoy because its members -- save the "bride" -- were all male and because one of the cars in the convoy did not heed orders to stop, the official said."

This makes me wonder if these gentlemen are stupid, or just arrogant. Couldn't they find a female to wear the gown? Are there no women seeking martyrdom?

It was a very poorly planned...uh...whatever it was. It belies the myth that all brides are beautiful.

On the bright side, who says Western culture has no effect on the Middle East?

Too bad the MP's didn't insist that, if the groom was unwilling to lift "her" veil, that he give her a big, wet, sloppy kiss, instead.

Posted by: Abscedere at November 27, 2007 9:22 AM

Dude looks like a lady

(really fugly lady)

Posted by: j_not_a at November 27, 2007 10:23 AM

Maybe the men should be the ones wearing veils.

Posted by: tanstaafl at November 27, 2007 12:54 PM

I have lived in an islamic country and speak from experience and fact. almost all muslim men engage in homosexual acts. Before a boy reaches puberty, ie; pubic hair, he is considered the ultimate luxury in sex. They try not to molest young girls unless to marry. They run into family trouble for messing with girls. Boys on the other hand are free game even for close relatives. Animals will do for poorer muslims. The koran states that if a man does not believe/know or is unsure if he orgasmed, then the act did not take place. So this is the world of unbelievable orgasms. Cross dressers were generally private and much in demand. The old saudi's could have anal sex with the trannies and "believe" they were with a woman. When I had to interact because of my work it was all I could do to keep a straight face in this pretend world. "islam allows a man to be a king and do whatever he wants to anybody except another muslim" was the daily refrain. Sick, sick. please do something different and pray for muslims to change and repent.

Posted by: vulcan at November 27, 2007 12:58 PM

Every time I look at this picture I'm reminded of that song by The Kinks: "LOLA"

Posted by: champ at November 27, 2007 2:35 PM

The wider-than-normal-shoulders-for-a-woman, and grungy unshaven face were really big clues...lol

Posted by: jcom972 at November 27, 2007 3:00 PM

Does he/she have the peach-shaped buttocks over which the Afghan Jihadi simply MOOOOOOOOOOOONed? Or, is that the real reason why Muslim women wear the veil?

Posted by: Kepha at November 27, 2007 3:48 PM

One of the US Soldiers manning a checkpoint near Baghdad stopped a wedding convoy asks the person sitting next to her, “Hey, have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? Man, she's ugly!”

“You jackass infidel. That's my daughter you're talking about!” equally ugly person responds.

“I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know you we're the father.”

“I'm not, you stupid American. I'm the mother!”

Posted by: MusHuntCowboy at November 27, 2007 4:21 PM

Real life is always funnier than fiction. You just can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: An_Arbreshe at November 27, 2007 5:03 PM

Real life is always different than what the MSM reports, too...but we don't hear about that much.

Posted by: jcom972 at November 27, 2007 5:22 PM

Oh...now the secret's out!
He just wanted to go to McDonald's!
http://www.wmctv.com/global/story.asp?s=7407115
(/sarc)

Posted by: jcom972 at November 27, 2007 6:49 PM

This is not a terrorist. Clearly this is nothing short of the earthly incarnation of one of the 72 virgins promised to all who give their lives in the service of Allah, sort of a preview of coming attractions to inspire the jihadists.

Posted by: Chris at November 27, 2007 10:30 PM

RE: vulcan--"I have lived in an islamic country and speak from experience and fact... almost all muslim men engage in homosexual acts..islam allows a man to be a king and do whatever he wants to anybody except another muslim" was the daily refrain. Sick, sick. ..."

That's exactly the right word for the mohammedans' perverted sexual behaviour: Sick! (and allowed, as per the koran as you mentioned.)

When my beloved military son came back from a deployment to Iraq last year, he told me about the behaviour and entreaties of many of the Iraqi men who daily came on base to do various jobs---many of them persistently tried to get our military guys to have sex with them!!

The cultural perverts had a culturally perverted saying: "Women are for babies, men are for fun."

My son rightly thought this was disgusting and told them so, they just starred back blankly not remotely coming close to comprehending why he would have revulsion to their custom.

End muslim immigration now! islam can NOT co-exist with free people.

Posted by: In Remembrance of Ka'b bin Al-Ashraf at November 28, 2007 4:13 AM

I guess they will all be hanged, being gay and all. I thought homosexuality was outlawed under sharia? And here we see a full blown gay wedding.

They're going to have to find one big wall to push over onto this lot.

Posted by: DaveMate at November 28, 2007 3:33 PM

I can see it on the wedding night :-

"I love you muhammed, my little teddy bear, but I have a little secret..........."

Cue music for the Crying Game.

Posted by: DaveMate at November 28, 2007 3:42 PM

I know what went down...
He watched "South Park-The Movie" one too many times, became enamoured with the saddam-satan lovefest...and got caught by the cops on his way to the nearest well.
;-)

Posted by: jcom972 at November 29, 2007 11:01 AM