So they let her go, but I wonder if they'll behead the teddy bear.......just askin'......

Posted by: n.a. palm at December 3, 2007 12:22 PM

You should sell these on your website.

Posted by: RoobartSbunsar at December 3, 2007 12:24 PM

Why, under "DhimmiBear," is there only one model, with a Star of David? Another one should be displayed beside it, with a cross. Both models should be holding in their paws a fistful of fake dollars to be handed to their Muslim overlords. And while strictly speaking dhimmis can only be Jews and Christians (Zoroastrians somehow acquired a kind of honorary status, becoming quasi-members of Ahl al-Kitab, , and so did, in another way, after 70 million or so had been killed, Hindus in India under Muslim rule -- no doubt in both cases made necessary by the desire not to kill all of those useful, because Jizyah-paying, Infidel semi-slaves of Muslim overlords.

But the models displayed deserve not merely to be virtual, but made real. Find that Chinese factory that can turn them out overnight, and have millions of them here in two weeks, so that all over America they can be bought, for Christmas, Hanukkah, for whatever conceivable birthday or leave-taking or Campus Care Package (you know, those things innocent parents are inveigled into sending their kids). As a statement. As a symbol. As long-overdue mass-mockery. Some will want the whole collection.

One more way to fight back.

Posted by: Hugh at December 3, 2007 12:33 PM

Excellent...
next should come the CAIR-legal-defense-team, all stuffed pigs in suits.
It would generate...*ahem*...quite a discussion, eh?
(/sarc)
lol

Posted by: jcom972 at December 3, 2007 12:36 PM

LMAO!!

Does the Islamic world even have a clue as to how ridiculous this sort of thing makes them ALL look? for a Religion that has supposedly been " Hijacked " *rolls eyes* they sure don't speak up enough , if at all about these insanities.

wonder why that is? (retorical question)

Posted by: MoBlows at December 3, 2007 12:40 PM

Well, Rude News is now Fatwa Worthy. LOL.

Posted by: sounder at December 3, 2007 12:41 PM

Wait a minute I know that lawyer/bear, I think he handled my legal problems with my mortgage foreclosure. Lost me about 20K. Slimeball.

Screw the Chinese, there are a lot of Americans who could use an good paying job with benefits which of course would cover anti-jihad life insurance.

Posted by: Aunt Bea at December 3, 2007 12:43 PM

Greetings:

Isn't there one with a detached head?

Posted by: 11B40 at December 3, 2007 12:43 PM

We can't forget the bear with two mouths.

Posted by: Aunt Bea at December 3, 2007 12:44 PM

I keep putting this up. But it does not lose, it gains every day in appropriateness:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZANKFxrcKU

Posted by: Hugh at December 3, 2007 12:47 PM

Where can I order a set? They'll make a great collectors item for my great grand children to sell on Ebay someday.

Posted by: walterc at December 3, 2007 1:02 PM

Mario Puzo through Vito Corleone:

“A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.”

Posted by: Pelayo at December 3, 2007 1:06 PM

Blasphemy! But, damned funny blasphemy.
Please go to www.Fatwas_R_US.com to issue any death and/or life threatening fatwas against this site and that Rude Dog. Click the button that says "Death to Infidels" and for a mere $19.95 you can have a certified Islamic cleric issue this fatwa in your name. No dhimmi tax added.

Posted by: TheOmegaMan at December 3, 2007 1:10 PM

I agree with the thought that "our greatest weapons can be humor and ridicule." This narcissistic, mind-control and information-control cult wants us to join in the pretence of their founder's malignant narcissistic disorder. By extension, each Moslem absorbed into the leader's fantasy, becomes as melodramatic and grandiose a bully as the founder, strutting and making imperious death threats. (One thinks of the newsreels of Mussolini's or Hitler's speeches.)It is illustrative that Charlie Chaplin's "Great Dictator" was shown in London during the Battle of Britain, and was reportedly a great morale booster. Who can forget the scene in which Adenoid Hynkel, power-mad ruler of Tomania did a slow motion ballet bouncing the globe of the world off his jackboots, as well as Jack Oakie, as the satirical Benzino Napaloni, Dictator of Bacteria. The deathcult followers demand we take their every word seriously, or else. They too expect to rule the world by first cancelling out all our hard-won western freedoms. Who can doubt the effectiveness of humor in deflating their narcissism? They have to be laughed off the world stage. Who can doubt that humour is an effective weapon and one these cult members deeply fear.

Posted by: Stillfree at December 3, 2007 1:19 PM

I was taking my morning jog up a mountain one day when I looked up and suddenly found myself just a few feet away from a big black bear. I stopped and we looked at each other for a while. I then turned and slowly, at first, started jogging back down. When my Spanish tape popped out, I asked myself whether I should bother to pick it up. When I stopped and turned around, the bear was watching from just above me. I then snatched the tape up and ran like hell. He must have wanted jizya or a dhimmi breakfast.

Posted by: jewdog at December 3, 2007 1:22 PM

Allah hu Ackbear!

Wait a minute buddy. Did you just say that your bear is greater than my bear?

Posted by: Alarmed Pig Farmer at December 3, 2007 1:27 PM

Does the Islamic world even have a clue as to how ridiculous this sort of thing makes them ALL look?

No, cuz they are that ridiculous.

Posted by: Alarmed Pig Farmer at December 3, 2007 1:29 PM

Isn't there one with a detached head?

That would be Kaffir Bear.

Posted by: Bigfoot at December 3, 2007 1:36 PM

Not a single Presidential candidate, not a single official in the American government, has uttered a single word about the telling sentence handed down to the now-pardoned -- for "image" reasons --by that Muslim despot and fanatic Bashir, who thinks nothing of mass-murdering the blacks in Darfur, and the Christians in the south of the Sudan)-- hapless Mrs. Gibbons.

Not a word. Not a syllable.

Why not?

Can't think quite what to say, quite how to put it?

Send me an email, and I'll write your comment for you.

Posted by: Hugh at December 3, 2007 1:37 PM

Isn't there one with a detached head?

Posted by: 11B40

Or one with no head, just a bloody stump, to be called "Kaffir Bear".

Posted by: ebonystone at December 3, 2007 1:43 PM

The Jihad Bear with the Mohammed cartoon on the vest should really send them into an apoplectic fit. With a pandemic of contagious and acute apoplexy in Islamdom, they will forget to eat and will die of disease because of severe malnutrition. Is this how satire and ridicule work?

Victor Borge fled Denmark because his humor did not make Hitler laugh very much. Why did he leave? Being a Jew plus making jokes at the expense of the Nazis meant that he would be killed very quickly. That is the future that awaits those who "poke fun" at Islam - leave, quit, or die.

Posted by: Pelayo at December 3, 2007 1:43 PM

The reason officaldom has been largely silent re the Gibbons thing is probably that they're following the old maxim about not troubling trouble until trouble troubles you. And Islam's a lot of trouble.

Posted by: jewdog at December 3, 2007 1:45 PM

I've said something like this before, and I'll say it again ...

How WEAK and PATHETIC must a person's faith be (and by implication, the "god" it worships), if the entire RELIGION can be stopped by a A 7-YEAR OLD NAMING A STUFFED TEDDY BEAR?

Posted by: Lori B. at December 3, 2007 2:01 PM

"Not a single Presidential candidate, not a single official in the American government, has uttered a single word about the telling sentence handed down to the now-pardoned -- for "image" reasons --by that Muslim despot and fanatic Bashir, who thinks nothing of mass-murdering the blacks in Darfur, and the Christians in the south of the Sudan)-- hapless Mrs. Gibbons.

Not a word. Not a syllable."

It may be simply because Mrs. Gibbons is a Brit and American politicians generally don't care much for non-Americans. But I agree--someone should've said something.

(and the next time anyone on this board considers bashing liberals, keep this in mind: not a single one of these Republicans has said anything either. If us liberals are supposed to be quiescent, what's the other side's excuse?)

"How WEAK and PATHETIC must a person's faith be (and by implication, the "god" it worships), if the entire RELIGION can be stopped by a A 7-YEAR OLD NAMING A STUFFED TEDDY BEAR?"

That question should be directed to every Muslim living in the West, and they must be compelled somehow or other to answer it. Every single one of them.

Posted by: RoobartSbunsar at December 3, 2007 2:33 PM

The Teddy is mightier than the sword.

Posted by: TheOmegaMan at December 3, 2007 2:35 PM

.....the flying Imam teddy

......The orange suited GITMO teddy

.....the Muslim taxi driver teddy

.....the striking Islamic meat plant worker teddy

.....the RageBoy teddy

.....the religious police teddy guarding the doors of the burning school house...

.....the cave dweller Islamic cleric teddy

.....the suicide vest wearing Islamic teddy

....the burka clad teddy

....the hangman teddy complete with two gay teddys swinging on a rope..

.....the sword slinging teddy complete with news reporter whose head falls off

.....the Islam photographer teddy complete with a camera that takes pictures of the Brooklyn bridge and Holland tunnel....

.....The British burka clad teddy wearing the British swimming pool burka....

....The Undercover military Islamic teddy wearing the uniform of the British or American soldier...

.....The Islamic University professor teddy with Islamic thesis papers...

....THe American Islamic politician teddy completed with his swearing in Kor'an....

....and the every popular Jihad teddy complete with AK 47 and Al-Qaeda field manual....

...and many more to come...

Posted by: exsgtbrown at December 3, 2007 2:45 PM

"“I had no idea at all of the sensitivities of the name Mohammed until seeing this case in Sudan. As soon as I saw the news I thought, oh gosh, I’ve got a mole called Mohammed this is not good."
...said the "addled multiculturalist" children's book author, Kes Gray.

Better hope you can retrieve and destroy those 20,000 copies already printed before they come to the attention of some "fiery cleric".

It's so hard to be a modern multiculturalist. Trying to figure out what will make you acceptable to the noble savage without having him turn on you is a topsy-turvy changing thing, like that mahometan astronaut twirling around in his spacecraft, trying to keep his head, and not his arse, pointed toward a little black rock on the distant planet earth.

Posted by: Infidel33 at December 3, 2007 3:18 PM

Good one, that!

The shyster bear, the mascot of the litigation jihad.

And still the message is not getting out, instead the warmonista's and carbonista's have have hijacked every debate from here to Timbuktu with their global warming crapola, the biggest fraud in human history.

Posted by: sheik yer'mami at December 3, 2007 3:29 PM

I hope some interprising and brave soul starts producing a line of Mohammad bears. Maybe even an array of Female bears in full Burka. They could be marketed as Mo and his girls.

The whole episode in Sudan would be comical if it weren't so barbaric and uncivilized, and if these things didn't happen every day, unreported, throughtout the Islamnic world.

The Western media should jump on this with both feet, missing no opportunity to poke fun at what happened. If it's possible to shame the shameless, it's worth the try.

Posted by: rational at December 3, 2007 4:17 PM

How about a Bear with a "Pinocchio" nose. You know, for Taqqyia!

Posted by: sounder at December 3, 2007 4:45 PM

sounder: Brilliant!

Posted by: Silvester at December 3, 2007 5:08 PM

If Taqiyya Bear is, with a pinocchio-nose, added to what is clearly an open-ended series, and sold or traded on Ebay, and with stories written about their adventures for "adults of all ages," one hopes that bear will be made to look, as much as such a bear can be made to look, like Tariq Ramadan.

Perhaps each Bear should also be given a name. For example, Tariq the Taqiyya Bear. Ruhollah the Roly-Poly Ayatollah Bear. And so on. And don't forget the special bear with that special name -- hush, hush, whisper who dares -- Muhammad, the one being nonchalantly held by Christopher Robin, who is coming downstairs.

Posted by: Hugh at December 3, 2007 7:22 PM

From the patriots at Anti-CAIR:

CAIR: Free Speech Doesn’t Apply To Michael Savage

On November 27th, the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), a Washington, D.C.-based Islamist hate group, called for a boycott of the Michael Savage radio program by advertisers. According to CAIR, Savage made comments about Islam that CAIR has found insulting to the faith.

CAIR, part of a new group called “Hate Hurts America Community and Interfaith Coalition” (HHA) has managed to get several advertisers to abandon Savage’s radio program in submission to CAIR’s/HHA’s calls to end sponsorship.

Just who is the HHA?

Who are the members?

What is the agenda?

Anti-CAIR visited the HHA website, and as of today we noticed that it has had only 942 unique visits since the website was created. The website appears to be totally dedicated to attacking Savage and includes a button on the right side of its home page that invites people to “Join the Coalition”.

After checking the list of “members” of the HHA coalition, Anti-CAIR joined up to see just how easy it is join a group that seems to us, at first glance, to be largely made up of anti-American and anti-freedom organizations and individuals. Our sign-up was accepted. This leads us to believe this group was assembled on the spur-of-the-moment to provide a meeting place for like-minded bigots to meet and reinforce their feelings of superiority over lesser, unenlightened Americans.

The website gives the appearance that HHA is a giant organization, with hundreds of thousands of followers. Numbers apparently meant to impress...deceive...and force the hand of advertisers...advertisers that will cut and run at the first sign of controversy rather than investigate before making a decision on sponsorship.

Why do we say this?

Consider; how many of the groups/persons supporting HHA have come to the defense of Christians/Jews that have been attacked by CAIR?

Where are these organizations and people when Dr. Daniel Pipes, Steve Emerson, Robert Spencer, and Joe Kaufman are attacked by a front group for evil?

Where is their sense of outrage then?

Savage is absolutely correct when he says that CAIR has ties to Islamist terrorism and Islamist terrorists. This is why CAIR wants him shut down. Anyone who speaks the truth about CAIR is a threat to the Islamist movement.

If CAIR and its minions of HHA succeed in shutting Savage down, it will be one more proof that an Iron Veil is slowly descending upon us, elevating radical Islam to a position above all other religions and relegating non-Muslims to second-hand status. We must not as a people, as a nation, as a culture, allow this to happen.

The battle has been joined; this is the time for all free Americans to stand up and say;

"I support the Bill of Rights, I support my great Constitution,
I will not allow a terrorist-supporting group to dictate to me!"

Savage has taken a stand that can be very unpopular among many Americans; defending our country and exposing an internal threat - posing as a "civil rights" group. Why is he the one being attacked?

If Michael Savage is silenced, who will come to your defense when radical Islam comes for you ... ?

Posted by: Prickzilla at December 3, 2007 7:31 PM

I really don't think that too much can be made of this incident. The utter absurdity of the charges and the subsequent street reaction brought home the obvious fact that Islam is more of a mental illness than a religion.

The Muhammad cartoons did not carry the emotional impact necessary to get people motivated.

Attacking Teddy Bears is another matter entirely. It is an assault on the symbol of childhood comfort and security. It confronts the West on a visceral level with the fact that we are dealing with a culture that is totally incompatible with our own.

Posted by: USBeast at December 3, 2007 9:29 PM

I have friends that are Muslim, that tell me they want to convert to christianity but are afraid too, they are waiting for America to wake up so that they dont have to worry about being killed for leaving there Islam religion here in the US.

Posted by: TellEveryone at December 3, 2007 9:52 PM

What country is this?

Posted by: awake at December 3, 2007 10:47 PM

My favorite bear was the first - the one with the explosives strapped. Although the blue burqha bear wasn't bad either!

Posted by: Infidel Pride at December 3, 2007 10:54 PM

It may be simply because Mrs. Gibbons is a Brit and American politicians generally don't care much for non-Americans.
Posted by RoobartSbunsar

They don't? Considering the billions we're spending in Iraq so we can steal their oil, I will have to dispute that statement.

American politicians also love the thugs and thieves at the corrupt, dysfunctional and thoroughly despicable UN, so much that they look for ways to surrender United States sovereignty to the bastards. Don't forget our magnificent campaign to save AIDS infected Africans. And last but not least, is there an American politician alive that does not advocate open borders between the United States and Mexico so that every illiterate peasant in Mexico will some day become a registered Democrat voter? Even the stupid Republican politicians aid and abet this stupid folly! They guarantee them and their spawn educations, healthcare, foodstamps, welfare, and housing, compliments of the American taxpayers, hoping to be repaid with votes. Sounds fair to me.

American politicians have had a long love affair with the third world, much to the detriment of the American people. The presidential candidates haven't said anything about this sordid islamic spectacle because they are scared to death to criticize islam. It's as simple as that. Might run off a potential jihadist voter. Madame Clinton can hardly afford to offend her right-hand muslima, can she?

Posted by: Susanp at December 3, 2007 11:06 PM

This is just too good, it's not the Russian Bear, thats going to bring down Islam, or at least give it a big sock in the jaw, it's a teddy bear. Allah is not all that powerful, now is he? Really, a teddy bear, and a chubby English woman, is enough to make Mohammad roll over in his grave, and Allah's knees wobble. Now thats power. Even Hugh has not come up with anything that would cause Allah's knee's to wobble. Yes, I know he tries, but how can he compete with a teddy bear, and this very round, but cute woman, who apologizes to Islam profusely.
There's a whole lot of wobblin goin on...

By the way Hugh, I watched the video with Henry Hall. That's you isn't it? You sang pretty good back then. A few octaves higher and you would sound a lot like Tiny Tim...Thanks for the song, I enjoyed it...

Posted by: duh_swami at December 3, 2007 11:43 PM

Looking at the bear in the suit with a briefcase caused to almost post in humor that the one good thing about islam is that they don't come knocking on your door like the mormons and jehovah's witness'. But before that joke had time to even conclude I realized that islam doesn't come a-knockin', they just blow-up your door, house, and anyone inside. Another reason to be wary of islam, killed a potential joke.

OT
I was taking my morning jog up a mountain one day when I looked up and suddenly found myself just a few feet away from a big black bear. I stopped and we looked at each other for a while. I then turned and slowly, at first, started jogging back down. When my Spanish tape popped out, I asked myself whether I should bother to pick it up. When I stopped and turned around, the bear was watching from just above me. I then snatched the tape up and ran like hell. He must have wanted jizya or a dhimmi breakfast.
Posted by: jewdog

Maybe the bear was just wondering if he/she was hungry for kosher.lol

Posted by: Kevin at December 4, 2007 12:56 AM

How odd , the Bear actually looks more intellegent the Fibrihim Hooper .

Posted by: ala-sux at December 4, 2007 3:24 AM

....do not forget the Naseem teddy...pull the string and it says...."Sharia lite, Sharia Lite....convert now you foolish Kuffir..."

Posted by: exsgtbrown at December 4, 2007 8:02 AM

You "kaffirs" you. How dare you! Every profession of islam has been covered by the bears. How dare you insult islam!

rotfl

Posted by: allat at December 4, 2007 10:42 AM

Love the bears, and just left a comment on the site. I would purchase "Sharia bear" and a few others if they were for sale.

I've already got "Mohammed bear" on it's way from cafepress.com!

Posted by: darcy at December 4, 2007 11:01 AM

"the corrupt, dysfunctional and thoroughly despicable UN"

...uh-huh.

Posted by: RoobartSbunsar at December 4, 2007 12:59 PM

So they let her go, but I wonder if they'll behead the teddy bear.......just askin'......

I have to wonder what they will do to the kids being as they were the one's that acutally named it.

hmm, wonder if they will kill all of them publicly or quietly????

Posted by: thrcat505 at December 4, 2007 1:12 PM

I asked Rude News to add "Savage" bear to the collection. Do Michael proud. ;-)

Posted by: Fellow Infidel at December 4, 2007 7:48 PM

CAIR Pressures OfficeMax to Stop Advertising
On Michael Savage Program !! ACTION ALERT !!

Please Call OfficeMax As Soon As Possible

www.actforamerica.org --- FOR SPECIFICS

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Posted by: ElizaDoolittle at December 4, 2007 9:29 PM

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MICHAEL SAVAGE SUES ISLAM!!! READ THIS

(CORRECTION)

Posted by: ElizaDoolittle at December 4, 2007 9:36 PM