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Yeah, that's the ticket
Uh huh. And then when they went to find Bigfoot, they inadvertently left some explosives in the trunk of their car...
"Terror Accused: We Were Hunting Loch Ness Monster," by Paul O'Hare for the Daily Record (thanks to Twostellas):
AN ELECTRICIAN accused of being a Muslim holy warrior claimed he was hunting Nessie during an alleged jihad training course.Somali-born Kader Ahmed, 20, told a court he went on a trip arranged by preacher Mohammed Hamid, 50, to Scotland at Christmas 2004.
He said they visited Inverness and Loch Ness and added: "I'd never been to Scotland before. It was very cold when we went up. It was snowing.
"It was very beautiful as well. I had never seen reindeer before."
He said they stopped near Loch Ness for a few days, sleeping in their minibus as it was too cold to camp, and tried to spot the elusive monster.
Ahmed, from east London, admits going on camping trips and paintballing sessions with Hamid's group, who included four of the men later convicted of the plot to bomb London on July 21, 2005.
But the trainee electrician, who was 17 when he met Hamid, told Woolwich Crown Court he assumed it was harmless fun "like Scouts or Cadets".
Posted by Robert at December 16, 2007 3:03 PM
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Uh huh.
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at December 16, 2007 3:32 PM
Sounds like he did manage to meet up with a few monsters, just not the one in the loch. A shame jihadist monsters aren't as harmless and reticent as Nessie.
They have met the monster, and it is them.
Posted by: CJ at December 16, 2007 3:59 PM
They just wanted to bring him a Koran and convert him.
Posted by: ISLAMSFORLOSERS at December 16, 2007 4:01 PM
Let's hope they don't decide to look for UFO's. They would obviously be packing shoulder-fired SAMs. "Gee, we're sorry for shooting down that plane, it did look like an UFO from this distance. Besides, it was your fault for flying the plane over the area where we were looking for UFOs. It's all a misunderstanding, we are from the 'religion of peace'."
Posted by: Kevin at December 16, 2007 4:18 PM
No reindeer in Scotland -- Ahmed must be thinking of Santa's trusty sleigh pullers who fly through the sky. Makes for quite a picture: flying reindeer, silhouetted against the moon, over the waters of Loch Ness, the stillness broken only by the long reptilian head and neck as it breaks the surface . . .
It was Christmastime, wasn't it?
Posted by: Jen at December 16, 2007 4:41 PM
He should be told that the 'monster' probably were just elephants from the local circus taking a swim. Then he'd try to find a less lame excuse - if one exists :)
Posted by: Henrik at December 16, 2007 4:46 PM
There's only one kind of monster that wages jihad.
at December 16, 2007 4:52 PM
Next, he'll be huntng for this 'Moderate Islam' creature he keeps hearing about from non-Muslims.
Posted by: Bosch Fawstin at December 16, 2007 4:53 PM
Maybe they heard that the Zionists were plotting with the Loch Ness Monster.
Reindeer? I once saw reindeer in Scotland, but only after I had several scotches. I think you're more likely to see Nessie, actually.
The truth is, Jews aren't allowed in that part of Scotland, since they eat Lochs.
at December 16, 2007 4:57 PM
A pity they didn't meet any Kelpies.
(For those unfamiliar with Scots folklore the Kelpie is a water-monster that can make itself appear as a charming young man. In Scots myth he seduces young ladies - and then transforms into a hideous horselike creature and drags them into the water and devours them. I am sure that, given the penchant of your average Muslim for man-boy love, the Kelpie would have no problem switching prey if more Muslims entered his territory).
Posted by: dumbledoresarmy at December 16, 2007 4:59 PM
And seriously, if the would-be jihadis think they can go prowling around the grouse moors, salmon runs and red deer grounds of Scottish game preserves, laden with weapons, they should watch out for a. Scottish gamekeepers and b. Scottish poachers. Both are clever and ruthless.
Nobody tell the jihadists-in-training when it's hunting season out on the moors - a few might get shot by accident, good riddance.
One wonders whether the word should not be passed around the Estates, and among the gamekeeping and fishing (legal and illegal) fraternity, to keep an eye out for marauding Moors on the moors.
Posted by: dumbledoresarmy at December 16, 2007 5:05 PM
How on earth can we imply bad motives to these picnic terrain loving individuals who simply wanted to take a peek at Nessie?
I'm sure there will be more of these bush walkers, sight seers in plenty of national parks around the world at the moment who are simply looking for Dinosaurs.
Why else would the need all the heavy weaponry?
What a bunch of racist pigs we are!
Posted by: Joe Bananas in Pajamas at December 16, 2007 5:07 PM
Ever hear of Koran Camp, Kuffar? Jihad Jamboree?
Scout-Strugglers in the Way of Allah? Boyz just wanna have fun!
at December 16, 2007 5:10 PM
Poor Nessie! What were they going to do--blow her out of the Loch?
LOL jewdog! It took me a minute, but I finally got it.
Posted by: Abscedere at December 16, 2007 5:42 PM
Och nae, laddie! Ye'll knot be harmin' Nessie!
Perhaps a long walk off a short dock into the Loch.
Posted by: tanstaafl at December 16, 2007 5:57 PM
Bucktooth Bashir pays homage to Bali bombers in jail, threatens government: “I’m worried that if they are executed there will be a big disaster in Indonesia,”
http://sheikyermami.com/2007/12/16/bucktooth-bashir-pays-homage-to-bali-bombers-in-jail/
at December 16, 2007 6:00 PM
Glad you liked it, Abscedere.
The last jihadis to try something in Scotland got kilt.
at December 16, 2007 6:01 PM
"Harmless fun" like scouts or cadets? Don't they know that the scouts are considered a religious organization, and a Christian one at that? What's in the scouts that a Muslim would consider "harmless fun"?
Then again, maybe they were searching for Allah.
Posted by: PMK at December 16, 2007 6:36 PM
What does Allah and Nessie have in common?
Answer later.
Posted by: Pelayo at December 16, 2007 6:55 PM
And then when they went to find Bigfoot, they inadvertently left some explosives in the trunk of their car...
Thanks for the warning, Robert. I'll be sure to contact the authorities of any of these misunderstanders of the religion of peace show up my part of the forest. Or deal with them myself, if necessary.
Posted by: Bigfoot at December 16, 2007 7:31 PM
Don't keep me in suspense, Pelayo.
Posted by: Haid Dasalami at December 16, 2007 7:50 PM
I'm going to guess that allah and nessie are alike in that neither really exists, heh heh.
Posted by: j_not_a at December 16, 2007 7:58 PM
'Monster of the id'. Why would he be interested in Nessie, when he already has Allah? An id-iotic idea...
Posted by: duh_swami at December 16, 2007 8:04 PM
What the bloody hell do our special forces get paid for? Why didn't they execute this trash and dump them for nessie food?
we are about to lose this war. I feel like we are watching a bad movie in which the hero gets killed.
at December 16, 2007 8:25 PM
jewdog: Aye, being kilt will surely settle their hash and stop the ween o' blethers they cannae help mouthin. To that end, here in Slorach-Fergus the Laird up at the big hoose has geen us permission to apply the dirk, gently though.
Holistic solution are aye the best, ye ken.
Posted by: OliverPCamford at December 16, 2007 8:56 PM
leonthepigfarmer: Nessie disnae eat halal food - only haggis (pork cutlets on Sundays, of course served wi' a glass or twa o' the craitur).
Posted by: OliverPCamford at December 16, 2007 9:03 PM
Accused jihadist: We were hunting Loch Ness Monster
I'm all for it. The solution to this Loch Ness Mystery, that generations have reported, sited, but not captured, is to name him The Loch Ness Muhammad. (It's bigger than a teddy-bear.) What the Celts have not been able to solve for misty centuries might be solved by the Jihadists. We could rename rename this place LonNessWatch. They might resolve this ancient mystery.
at December 16, 2007 10:27 PM
Yep, Allah and Nessie don't exist; they are mythical, imaginary, and invented.
Posted by: Pelayo at December 16, 2007 10:57 PM
Ridiculous things that can be time savers by not believing in them:
Alien Abduction
UFOs
Loch Ness Monster
Yeti
Sasquatch
Chupacabra
Allah
They do have one thing in common; thay can be money makers for a select group of believers.
at December 16, 2007 11:04 PM
The arrogance of the Muslims knows no bounds.
Can you imagine the global maelstrom across the Islamic world if a so-called 'infidel' mocked their heinous Sharia court system like this Muslim scum does our magnificent court system? Heads would role -- literally.
Yet the vile slime of Islam show such contempt for our superior system of justice because they know full well this mockery will not be punished... They do not feel threatened at all acting in the West like this, but they should.
We should reconsider our approach when it comes to such Islamic unbelievers in the Western system. Clearly the Muslims are the genuine infidels. If they have nothing but murderous contempt for our laws, if they scheme and plot to treasonously overturn them through mayhem and Islamic terrorism, then the Muslims should not benefit from those laws in the slightest, and those laws which protect us and serve us and which were invented by the West and perfected by the West and perpetuated by the West through struggle and hard work and great care -- those laws should be the privilege of Westerners who believe in the system and who honor them and the system which fosters those laws. Those laws should not serve and should not protect Muslims who are working so hard to subvert them and degrade them and destroy them. Let Muslims have their hideous Sharia, but let them have it in their cesspools of origin, not here.
Posted by: jsla at December 16, 2007 11:07 PM
I kin write in jest one dileck, That's thuh Hibbilly dileck of suthun appalachuh. Y'all who write in Scottish do a purtnear good job.
Posted by: Pelayo at December 16, 2007 11:10 PM
Allah does exist. I talked to him on the phone this morning. All he ever does is mumble. I do think I heard him mention your name Pelayo, a low growl actually. I can only listen to Allah so long before I hang up on him. But he always calls me back...
Posted by: duh_swami at December 16, 2007 11:20 PM
Is dinosaur meat haram or halal?
They'd better know the answer to that before they try to baffle the police with this kind of "Teddy Bear Mohammad" level of idiocy.
Posted by: profitsbeard at December 16, 2007 11:28 PM
This guy may actually believe that such a defense will work, so convinced are so many Islamists of the idiocy and weakness of the West. Unfortunately, the West has given them plenty of reason to reach this conclusion. When will we wake up?
Posted by: Wimbledon Womble at December 16, 2007 11:44 PM
Perhaps the Islamists are intent on proving that fabled Nessie is really legendary Al-Buraq, and that the Picts were really proto-Muslims.
Posted by: John C at December 17, 2007 12:28 AM
As a Scot myself, this story had me in stitches!
I had this mental picture of a pair of bum wagglers sitting on the shores of Loch Ness thinking they were invisible! Believe me Dumbledoresarmy there is no need for anyone to "put the word out" You can't hide in the Highlands,strangers there stick out like a sore thumb. Even in the remotest areas believe me some shepherd,ghillie or local cop will know exactly where you are. Anyway, I think you are all being very cruel to the poor lame jerk. If Big Mo can ride to heaven on one of those Donkey-thingies why cant Nessie join the Jihad? Incidentaly, if the highlanders don't know where you are, you really are in a sh**load of trouble.
at December 17, 2007 2:08 AM
OT
Anyone hear banjos?:)
at December 17, 2007 2:28 AM
Those who believe that camel urine is medicine, that bones are the food of jinn, and that Satan pisses in your ear when you sleep, would have no problem to believe in Nessie.
Why should we be surprised?
Posted by: sheik yer'mami at December 17, 2007 2:57 AM
Maybe its a trap Robert to get you to use your evil powers to put a reference to the Monster in the Koran..
Posted by: payingattention at December 17, 2007 3:08 AM
I was at Loch Ness, and I never saw any reindeer!
Posted by: Voltaire at December 17, 2007 3:37 AM
Voltaire: You could'nt have been looking hard. It's a well known fact the reindeer fly up and down Loch Ness towing a wee fat guy dressed in a red suit.
Posted by: rookie at December 17, 2007 5:16 AM
...someone must have told them Nessies real name was Nessie Goldstein.....
Posted by: exsgtbrown at December 17, 2007 6:17 AM
I remeber when Dr.Sheema Khan from CAIR-Canada was on the withness stand at an inquiry that was partly based on Proving a overt "Islamophobia" in Canada , and when the topic of 2/young/male/foreign/pakistani/stundent/illegal/Sunnis were legally removed from canada after they were caught taking Flying lessons near the Pickering Nuclear Plant ....PLUS....they were casing out the Plants cool-water intake ducts on the shoreline .
Sheema Khan (aka Con-job Khan) sat there with a straight face and opined that "Lots of people take flying lesson and stroll along the beach " , she implied that THEY don't get picked up by the RCMP and end up being deported.
EARTH to Sheema , Earth to Sheema.....normal Canadians don't take their kids to the Beach area at a Nuclear Plant and then rent a Plane to fly around the same Nuclear Plant .
And for the record Sheema...Canada does not deport Citizens as you tried to make people infer , the 17 Muslims you mention that were "Deported" by the evil Islamphobes in canada just happened to be Illegals that came to canada on Forge ID and Fake Passports while enrolling as a Student to get a VISA while that School was a bogus Storefront scam to sell Certificates to foreigners to get into Canada.
Just because the 17 males happened to be from a Terrorist producing area of pakistan and were being harboured by Muslims in canada , that doesn't negate Canada's Right to protect Civilians from potential Terror cells that Misunderstand the Quran and Muhammeds peaceful teachings .
We all know how quickly Fibrihim Hooper would call the FBI if he saw a car near a Mosque that had a few white-guys in it and they looked like Islamophobes about to vandalize the building.
So why was Ms.Khan so shocked when 2 males were picked-up and detained after being watched as they cased a Nuclear Plant and they rented a Plane to fly over the Nuclear Plant AND that later on in these muslims Apartment the RCMP found a wall with detailed Schematics of a Boeing Plane as if to plot how best hijack the plane from a seating arrangement .
Innocent until proven Non-Jihadist .
at December 17, 2007 8:14 AM
Reading this article reminded me of a quotation by Hirsi Ali (and I paraphrase): "Here are some world myths - Sasquatch, the Yetti, the Loch Ness Monster, and moderate Muslims."
Posted by: darcy at December 17, 2007 8:40 AM
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/saudi-king-pardons-rape-victim/20071217065609990001
OT, but the Saudi king pardoned the rape victim after world outcry. What do you think about that?
Posted by: darcy at December 17, 2007 8:45 AM
Kader Ahmed and imam Mohammed Hamid would have made better use of their time looking for another elusive creature, the Moderate Unicorn. If only the imams would begin finding these creatures and putting them to good use -- we'd be making some lasting progress.
More details on these creatures, can be found here:
http://www.news.faithfreedom.org/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1133
Some reliable sources even contend that the Moderate Unicorn is a farce and an Urban Legend.
You decide.
Posted by: A_Plague_on_Both_Houses
at December 17, 2007 9:32 AM
So, you guys are saying that the autographed picture of Nessie I bought on eBay is not authentic?
Posted by: Abscedere at December 17, 2007 10:19 AM
Rookie -
Just get your local pipe band to play "Scotland the Brave". Good for ridding the area of Jihadists and other rodents.
Posted by: tanstaafl at December 17, 2007 10:33 AM
Duh_swami, when you were talking to Mohammed and he mumbled the name Pelayo, are you sure he was talking about me or the real Pelayo who helped rid Spain of the Muslim stain.
Posted by: Pelayo at December 17, 2007 10:58 AM
Bin Laden and Zawahiri are FOUND in the Indonesian jungle! MSNBC has the full story:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22290101/
Posted by: alexon at December 17, 2007 11:14 AM
rookie:
Anyway, I think you are all being very cruel to the poor lame jerk. If Big Mo can ride to heaven on one of those Donkey-thingies why cant Nessie join the Jihad?
LOL, that's a classic. The innocent Nessie is following the news here on Jihadwatch, and having learned about some recent Islamic rulings, is now wary of coming out of the water to risk being mistaken for a large goat.
at December 17, 2007 2:18 PM
Pelayo, Im pretty sure that Allah was referring to you, but next time he calls I will see if I can get a clarification.
Posted by: duh_swami at December 17, 2007 3:11 PM
the scots withstood centuries of invasion and war. they fought off the romans and other blood thirsty tribes.
they cannot even win against an unarmed army of islamic jihadists.
what the hell is going wrong with this picture?
Posted by: leonthepigfarmer at December 17, 2007 4:12 PM
well, seems allah itself is as mythical as the loch ness what the different really when you are attending a jihad camp.
i bet there are more eye witnesses for loch ness monster than the the splitting of the moon by mo
Posted by: The Anonymous at December 18, 2007 1:27 AM
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