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Got kidneys?
Venting their spleen. "Iran hard-liners put bounties on heads of Israel leaders," from Agence France-Presse:
TEHRAN (AFP) — Iranian hardline students have offered rewards totalling a million dollars for the "execution" of three Israeli military leaders over the deadly strikes on Gaza, the student news agency ISNA reported on Monday.
The group is even encouraging Iranians to donate their kidneys to increase the bounties on the heads of Israeli Defence Minister Ehud Barak, Mossad spy agency director Meir Dagan and military intelligence chief Amos Yadlin.
The rewards were announced by the Justice Seeking Students Group on Sunday at a ceremony in Tehran entitled "setting the bounty for the revolutionary execution of the designers of state terrorism," ISNA said.
The bounty for Barak is set at 400,000 dollars while those for Dagan and Yadlin are 300,000 each, the report said. It is not clear where the money is coming from.
"These sums will be given to any person or their families who could punish these individuals in any part of the world," the organisers of the event announced.
Pictures taken at the ceremony showed a banner bearing pictures of the three Israelis against the backdrop of an Israeli flag, with rifle sights stencilled onto the foreheads of the trio.
"Israel must be wiped off the map," read a quote from Iran's revolutionary leader Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini printed on the top of the banner.
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad provoked international outrage when he repeated the quote at a conference after taking office in 2005 and has since then repeatedly predicted the imminent disappearance of the Jewish state.
The event in Tehran was concluded by organisers distributing application forms for volunteers to donate kidneys to increase the bounties for the three men.
"This is one of the very good moves that shows we are ready to sacrifice our own health to support Palestinians and annihilate the heads of the Zionist regime," one of the event's organisers, Forouz Rajaifar, was quoted as saying.
Posted by Marisol at March 11, 2008 12:12 AM
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Imagine going to sleep and all you can think of is killing "infidels"?
Oh! Le rage!! Le Désespoir!!
[I hope I got that right]
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at March 11, 2008 12:26 AM
I suck at Biology, but is a kidney a spleen?
Posted by: Infidel Pride at March 11, 2008 12:39 AM
"......encouraging Iranians to donate their kidneys"
....make a real contribution and donate both of them.
Posted by: champ at March 11, 2008 12:43 AM
Infidel Pride-- nope. Just couldn't resist the opportunity to make that pun.
Posted by: MarisolJW at March 11, 2008 12:45 AM
As Wafa Sultan says, "Islam is a religion that says kill other people." (paraphrase).
And Harvard accepted 20 Mill from the Saudi Prince for "Islamic Studies." Ditto Georgetown. Both whores, now, to Islam. An amazing thing - I have no respect for either Harvard or Georgetown.
"....make a real contribution and donate both of them."
Posted by: champ at March 11, 2008 12:43 AM
LOL
Posted by: darcy at March 11, 2008 12:56 AM
What's a good muslim kidney go for now days? Is there a big demand for them? I know there is a large supply of Islamic gall, maybe they could trade some of that off for a kidney. I have two, but I need both of them, besides my kidneys are infidel kidneys, and not fit for muslim transplanting.
Gall in Islam is not as good as cash, so the intelligent thinking Iranian students offer cash, a contract for murder. It does take a lot of gall to offer a cash reward when you are flat broke.
But I guess you can always sell a kidney, it's falafel money at least...
at March 11, 2008 1:11 AM
I wonder what the reaction would be from the international community if Israel offered a reward for the assasination of President Ahmadinejad and the supreme leader?
Can anyone emagine the moral outrage?
at March 11, 2008 1:26 AM
Rational, it's just a faulty translation. The target on his forehead says 'Throw roses here...'
Posted by: Goob at March 11, 2008 1:56 AM
One thing you can always count on~Those Iranians show class!!NOT
If its so important.why doesn't Ahmadinutjob donate one himself-he's so small that he only needs one......not nice,but then neither is he...More and more he's been reminding me of the cartoon Napoleon on the Bugs Bunny cartoons.....Does anyone else see this at all?
KittyBootz
Posted by: KittyBootz at March 11, 2008 2:51 AM
One thing you can always count on~Those Iranians show class!!NOT
If its so important.why doesn't Ahmadinutjob donate one himself-he's so small that he only needs one......not nice,but then neither is he...More and more he's been reminding me of the cartoon Napoleon on the Bugs Bunny cartoons.....Does anyone else see this at all?
KittyBootz
Posted by: KittyBootz at March 11, 2008 2:55 AM
The Religion of Spleens
Posted by: Xero G at March 11, 2008 3:06 AM
Aren't kidney transplants Bid'ah? Allah didn't think that kidney transplants were needed back in the time of Mohammad, so why are they needed now?
And I can just imagine the Muslim doctors slapping those kidneys in there, with their unwashed hands. Oh well, if Allah decides that it's the patient's time to catch a fatal infection, who are we mere mortals to disagree?
Posted by: special_guest at March 11, 2008 3:30 AM
Give them credit for being creative in a destructive way!!
They seem so good at this,lol!
at March 11, 2008 6:29 AM
I just finished having breakfast. In about an hour, I'll be able to donate a nice warm lump of whatever my body does not need. They might enjoy this as a pleasnt change from the usual goat droppings.
Posted by: thibjac at March 11, 2008 6:55 AM
This is another act of war by the Islamic Republic of Iran against Israel. When will the world respond to these provocations?
Posted by: David England at March 11, 2008 7:01 AM
I noticed they left out Olmert. Hmmmm I wonder why
Posted by: Elric66 at March 11, 2008 7:25 AM
"Israel must be wiped off the map," read a quote from Iran's revolutionary leader Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini printed on the top of the banner.
The expression "xxx must be wiped off the map" was coined by the Nazis.
Posted by: FreeSpeech at March 11, 2008 8:21 AM
They should donate their brains, since they aren't being used. An auction format might raise even more money. I'll do my part and start the bidding for Ahmadinejad's brain at $5.00 (US).
Posted by: Lex at March 11, 2008 8:30 AM
They were originally going to donate hearts, but then they found no muslims had one...
Posted by: DJM at March 11, 2008 8:58 AM
"I'll do my part and start the bidding for Ahmadinejad's brain at $5.00 (US)."
Lex, if that price is worked out per pound, that is about $100,000 per pound for Ahmadinejad's brain.
Think about it.
Posted by: Pelayo at March 11, 2008 9:17 AM
Unspoken in this article is the implication of organ trafficking in the Middle East.
Posted by: deer.valley.ed at March 11, 2008 9:24 AM
"These sums will be given to any person or their families who could punish these individuals in any part of the world," the organisers of the event announced.
Speaking of innnovation (Bid'ah), we now have a new synonym for "assassinate"
at March 11, 2008 9:27 AM
The people at Ask Imam say it is OK to transplant organs.
http://www.islam.tc/ask-imam/view.php?q=2251
Excerpt:
"If any ill person reaches a stage that a specific organ becomes unusable (to such an extent) that if a human organ is not replaced into the body then there is an immediate danger of loss of life -- the human organ is the only suitable replacement and medical experts are absolutely certain that besides the human organ, there is no other life-saving substitute and the patients'life is in danger, and the human organ is easily available to the patient, then in that dire need a human organ transplant (to save one's life) will be permissible for the sick."
at March 11, 2008 9:31 AM
Woops, I forgot the other side of the fatwa -
Excerpt:
"The sale of any part of the human body is Haraam.
So, raising money through organ donations is haram. However the good people at Ask Imam did not address the haram/halal issue of selling organs for furthering jihad.
Posted by: Pelayo at March 11, 2008 9:38 AM
Just a kidney?!
They should be selling their livers, they are worth more
at March 11, 2008 9:58 AM
Donate kidneys to increase the bounty on the Israeli leaders' heads?
Here's another scenario:
The bounty is just an excuse. What they are really doing is seeking a donor for Osama. They can't put out that call without admitting UBL is in the Shiite Republic. Donate your kidney and we'll do a tissue match. The good one goes to UBL. All the rest go in the garbage.
How prevalent is organ donation and transplantation in the Muslim world, anyway? Who but the clerics lives long enough to need one when they all seek martyrdom?
at March 11, 2008 10:00 AM
Gee - when I was a kid, we had bake sales to raise money for school supplies.
The thought of kidney sales for assassinations didn't really cross our minds.
Posted by: The Cool Ghoul at March 11, 2008 10:49 AM
I guess pig organs just don't make the cut.
Posted by: ImNoDhimmi at March 11, 2008 11:08 AM
The Iranian version of the "Telethon". How about an Iranian Jerry Lewis ringer pointing to a huge cartoon thermometer showing 10000 kidneys donated for the cause to cure Jews. Give til it hurts you slack jawed neaderthals.
Posted by: pismopal at March 11, 2008 11:29 AM
What's a kidney when you're willing to blow yourself up for the cause... Chump change. For shame.
Posted by: Goob at March 11, 2008 11:38 AM
I sent my sinuses to Arizona
I sent my liver to Peru;
My lungs and kidneys, I sent them to Sidney,
But I'm sendin' my heart to you.
by George Carlin
Posted by: Pelayo at March 11, 2008 11:42 AM
They've already "donated" their brains at birth.. filled their heads with islam..
Posted by: Allah Schmallah at March 11, 2008 12:19 PM
Now we know! Islam isn't peace--it's PIECES!
Posted by: pythagoras at March 11, 2008 12:48 PM
Why are they so unhappy? Israel merely helped those wonderful folk get to paradise and the 72 virgins. Is this not what jihadists want?
Posted by: ISLAMSFORLOSERS at March 11, 2008 1:04 PM
They've already "donated" their brains at birth.. filled their heads with islam..
Posted by: Allah Schmallah
LOL!
Posted by: champ at March 11, 2008 1:14 PM
Pelayo wrote:
The people at Ask Imam say it is OK to transplant organs.
..........................
Just shows how parody-proof this stuff is--I was going to make a crack about how these students would have to write "Ask the Imam" about this weighty topic, but someone beat me to the punch!
I guess these intrepid fundraisers will have to be quick in selling off their kidneys, before they have their organs harvested by evil American-backed Israeli doctors.*
Maybe they'll be so busy dealing with dialysis in the future that they won't have any time for waging jihad. One can hope.
*reference to the libelous Anti-Western Turkish film, Valley of the Wolves"
at March 11, 2008 1:19 PM
"Donate kidneys to increase the bounty on the Israeli leaders' heads?
Here's another scenario:
The bounty is just an excuse. What they are really doing is seeking a donor for Osama. They can't put out that call without admitting UBL is in the Shiite Republic. Donate your kidney and we'll do a tissue match. The good one goes to UBL. All the rest go in the garbage.
How prevalent is organ donation and transplantation in the Muslim world, anyway? Who but the clerics lives long enough to need one when they all seek martyrdom?
Posted by: PMK at March 11, 2008 10:00 AM"
Ahha! Very clever!
at March 11, 2008 2:25 PM
An American brain costs 10$
An English brain costs 20$
An israeli brain costs 50$
A muslim brain costs 2000$
You may ask why the muslim brain is so expensive ?
Well the muslim brain has never been used
http://illustratedpig.blogspot.com/2006/07/more-big-time-loosers.html
Posted by: Shiva at March 11, 2008 4:13 PM
Shiva, this is the real story -
An American brain costs $10 per pound
An English brain costs $20 per pound
An israeli brain costs $50 per pound
A muslim brain costs $2,000 per pound
Those were the prices quoted to a mad scientist who was doing experiments on ground up brain matter. The sceintist thought he was getting ripped off on the Muslim brains until he was told just how many Muslims were requied to get just one pound of brains.
Posted by: Pelayo at March 11, 2008 5:17 PM
The original joke's set up:
A Tennesse alumnus brain costs $10 per pound
An Vanderbilt graduate brain costs $20 per pound
An Auburn brain costs $50 per pound
A U of Florida brain costs $2,000 per pound
Posted by: Pelayo at March 11, 2008 5:24 PM
Pelayo-
A U. of Cairo or Tehran U. brain is certainly worth its weight in nuts.
Posted by: profitsbeard at March 11, 2008 6:09 PM
An American brain costs 10$
An English brain costs 20$
An israeli brain costs 50$
A muslim brain costs 2000$
You may ask why the muslim brain is so expensive ?
Well the muslim brain has never been used.
Posted by: Shiva
Gets my vote for best joke...very funny!! ....lol
at March 11, 2008 6:42 PM
If some ass put a bounty on my head....I'd kill him before the bounty could be paid, thus solving the problem.
How long before this happens to these sorry sacks o' crap? Not too much longer I suspect. These twits just keep on providing excellent reasons to end their murderous lives.
Lemme clean this one up a bit...re the brain thing...
If brains were sperm, they wouldn't have enough,(collectively), to inseminate a microbe.
Posted by: Alaskan at March 11, 2008 8:04 PM
Ebay.com may have to review organ auctions. On, I think they already do that. But, you never know what someone will try. Someone tell me, if you have one kidney do you piss more or less? Or more often? Just a thought, not trying to take this into the gutter, here.
Posted by: Im.mad.as.HELL! at March 11, 2008 11:35 PM
On another note;
I want to be the first of I hope tens of thousands to be offended and protest in the harshest terms.
HOW DARE THEY INSULT AND THREATEN THE FREEDOM LOVING WORLD, AND DEVALUE LIFE BY PUTTING A PRICE ON IT.
HOW DEGRADING TO EQUATE HUMAN BODY PARTS THAT GOD HAS FREELY GIVEN FOR THE ENTICEMENT OF KILLING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING WITHOUT DUE PROCESS.
THESE ACTIONS CLEARLY SHOW THAT THESE HATEFUL AND DISRESPECTFUL PEOPLE ARE PROVING THAT THEY NOT THE INTENDED VICTIMS DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE ON THE EARTH.
As the finatical moslems flagellate themselves my fingers are bloodied typing this.
at March 11, 2008 11:54 PM
Kidneys for Jihad. What a concept.
Posted by: flowerknife_us at March 12, 2008 7:08 AM
They should donate their hearts instead - as they are already heartless; not only for wanting to destroy Israel, but for hating anyone that isn't Muslim. Hell, they hate each other.
Religion of Hate be gone!
Posted by: champ at March 12, 2008 12:18 PM
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