Islam is a mental disorder..plain and simple. The more you know about these people , the more you know this is true.

Posted by: pulsar182 at May 5, 2008 9:03 AM

makes me wonder what Royal Crown becomes

Posted by: Occupant at May 5, 2008 9:10 AM

Do they know that the main ingredient for Pepsi was...or still is?...Pepsin, an enzyme from the pig's stomach?

Posted by: johndoe at May 5, 2008 9:13 AM

Maybe if he only 'conversationed' with Barack we would all be all right.

I mean surely if we just had dinner with these guys, we can avoid all the bloodshed to come.

How can it be more obvious that until the Palestinian PEOPLES themselves reject all this "STUFF", including the mass murderers whose quranic political policy is dhimmi, dead, or depart, there is SIMPLY NOTHING TO DISCUSS?

I see not the slightest sign of this.

Posted by: epaminondas at May 5, 2008 9:16 AM

Palestinians
Exibit
Paranoia
Savagery &
Insanity

Posted by: John C at May 5, 2008 9:16 AM

Palestinians
Exhibit
Paranoia
Savagery &
Insanity

[misspelling corrected]

Posted by: John C at May 5, 2008 9:22 AM

Islam is a mental disorder..plain and simple. The more you know about these people , the more you know this is true.

Posted by: pulsar182 at May 5, 2008 9:03 AM

I agree. To actually think that PEPSI is an acronym is insane. Beyond insane.

Posted by: darcy at May 5, 2008 9:23 AM

Wow. You really do learn something new, every day.

Posted by: Abscedere at May 5, 2008 9:30 AM

Where is this comedian playing? The Comedy Store, the Improve? I need a few laughs.

Actually would'nt be great if all the MSM, and Cable news networks ran this story to show how nutty these people are.

John C's interpretatrion of PEPSI fits very them quite well.

Posted by: Mackie at May 5, 2008 9:31 AM

Where is this comedian playing? The Comedy Store, the Improve? I need a few laughs.

Actually would'nt be great if all the MSM, and Cable news networks ran this story to show how nutty these people are.

John C's interpretatrion of PEPSI fits them quite well.

Posted by: Mackie at May 5, 2008 9:32 AM

No Salem, that's Brit usage--formerly 12 pence to the shilling, 20 shillings to the pound--we Americans use cents, not pence. But, then, I wouldn't give a penny for your thoughts; you make no sense.

Posted by: John C at May 5, 2008 9:33 AM

Muslim humor?

Is he sharing his material with the Wrong Rev. Wright (and all the rest of the USA/Israel/West haters)?

Posted by: TINBH at May 5, 2008 9:34 AM

Extremely ironic too, given that Coke is for Jews, Pepsi is for Arabs.

Posted by: Audacity at May 5, 2008 9:36 AM

And where do they this education?

From Iran of course:

September 26, 2006 No. 1300

Iranian TV Report Exposes 'Zionist Companies' - Coca Cola, Marlboro, Hugo Boss, McDonalds, Disney, Garnier, Tommy Hilfiger, L'Oreal, & Others;

Pepsi = 'Pay Each Penny Save Israel'
http://memri.org/bin/articles.cgi?Page=archives&Area=sd&ID=SP130006

Posted by: Peacemaker18 at May 5, 2008 9:47 AM

HA!!! Pepsi is an acronym concealing a shadowy Zionist plot? That is wayyyyy too funny.

Robert, this surely has to spark another Jihadwatch competition - who can come up with the funniest secret pro-Jihad statement hidden in the acronyms of Arab / Muslim organisations or products available in the West (yeah, the products one might be a bit limited - there's OIL and... err... well, that's about it.)

Posted by: Matamoros at May 5, 2008 9:50 AM

Damn! They've rumbled us!

Now that the game's up, I suppose we might as well come clean about Budweiser.

Best
Upset
Deluded
Whining
Evil
Islamists
So
Everyone
Rejoices

And as for Snickers? Hey, don't even go there.

Posted by: Rab at May 5, 2008 9:52 AM

That's a compliment, Mackie.

Posted by: John C at May 5, 2008 10:09 AM

Pepsi a Zionist Plot? That's FUNNY!!

Don't forget Pepsi's colors: red, white and blue.

It must be a subconscious effort to boost America and that message is dangerous to Muslim minds.
Take the word off the logo and you still have those colors there. How terrible!

Both of these products were created when most Americans didn't know the Middle East.

What are Muslims afraid of? They know everything there is to know, don't they? They invented everything we use today, didn't they? Ergo, Muslims invented PEPSI.

Pepsi - an Islamic device given to the West by its Muslim creator in order to stir up the Muslim market and thus further the jihad.
Coke - another Islamic invention which the Muslims figured would get the West high on cocaine, leaving them free to take over. Too bad the coca leaf isn't used anymore. (Drat! Another perfect plan foiled by those infidels!)

Posted by: PMK at May 5, 2008 10:24 AM

Ha! Arabs can't pronounce 'p' they call it and spell it 'Bebsi' cola. It must have been one of the brilliant students who studied in the West who discovered 'the truth' about what Pepsi means.

From Wiki:
Pepsi was first made in New Bern, North Carolina, in the United States in the early 1890s by pharmacist Caleb Bradham. In 1898, "Brad's drink" was changed to "Pepsi-Cola" and later trademarked on June 16, 1903. (Well before there was an'Isrel')
(One theory is that) "Pepsi-Cola" is an anagram for "Episcopal" - a large church across the street from Bradham's drugstore. There is a plaque at the site of the original drugstore documenting this, though PepsiCo has denied this theory.

Aha! Episcopal! I think Pepsi, along with the Archbishop of Caterbury are all part of a plot to makes us Muslim dhimmis!

Posted by: poetcomic1 at May 5, 2008 10:25 AM

Matamoros,
Why limit it to Arab/Muslim groups or inventions? They invented EVERYTHING. (or so they tell us)
Any product available in the West should be used.

Posted by: PMK at May 5, 2008 10:27 AM

Intolerant
Suckers
Laughing
At
Mankind.

Poopsi.

Posted by: profitsbeard at May 5, 2008 10:33 AM

johndoe, Pepsi made with pigstuff? Is that real?

And good one, John C.

Here's my latest Pigman piece, a visual take on a Front Page piece 'Outlawing the Pig, about how Muslims are trying to rid the entire World of the pig, in Any form:

PIGOTRY: Outlawing the Notorious PIG

Posted by: Bosch Fawstin at May 5, 2008 10:35 AM

you can now see the results of what a couple thousand years of not eating pork can do to your genes and intelligence.

Posted by: pulsar182 at May 5, 2008 10:42 AM

Insane
Savages
Looting
And
Marauding.

Freakin' Loonies.

Posted by: Mike_W at May 5, 2008 10:50 AM

pulsar182 wrote:
'you can now see the results of what a couple thousand years of not eating pork can do to your genes and intelligence.'

Nice, ha.

Posted by: Bosch Fawstin at May 5, 2008 10:52 AM

Pepsi is an acronym. P-E-P-S-I - Pay Every Pence to Save Israel.
...............................

This stupid conspiracy theory has been circulating for years. I've usually seen it as "pay every penny to save Israel". As another poster pointed out, we don't use "pence" here in the states--well, at least not for a couple of hundred years.

If you don't like Coke or Pepsi, you can always go for "Mecca Cola", founded in--where else?--France--in 2002, and now based in Dubai. 10% of the profits go to Palistinian "humanitarian projects", and 10% to "charities" in the countries where it is sold. I wouldn't want to bet just how "humanitarian" all these charities are.

Oh, by the way, they are also for peace, between the Palistinians and the--their words--"fascist Zionist apartheid". They sound so sincere!

Mecca Cola is the official drink of our friends at the Organization of the Islamic Conference. On these champions of free speech, more here:

http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/020442.php

Remember, Americans love Pepsi Cola and jihadists love death. For a long time, I was rather upset by the banality of this slogan, but then I realized, wait! I do love Pepsi Cola more than death! My guess is that you do too, even if Pepsi is not really your drink.

So hoist a frosty cold one at your first opportunity. Pepsi slogan from 1987: "America's Choice". And from 1947: "It's a Great American Custom".

You can toast a few other great American customs at the same time!

Posted by: gravenimage at May 5, 2008 10:53 AM

Besides the inanity, we are accused of plotting to 'Save Israel'. From what? From them.

Posted by: Bosch Fawstin at May 5, 2008 11:12 AM

Hey it looks like this guys beard is neatly trimmed..could he be defying some of Islams religious leaders by secretly going to a barber for a trim?

Muslims have killed barbers for trimming beards!

Muslims have killed patrons who have had their beards trimmed!

Islam is such a two-faced entity. and neither is good.

Posted by: pulsar182 at May 5, 2008 11:24 AM

GAZA

God Adores Zionists Always.

Posted by: pulsar182 at May 5, 2008 11:27 AM

Some Zionist propagandists, pushing Pepsi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd15YVb2M6M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHM3_3BMGFc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhnclq6pz34

At least one of them has apparently been photographed in Dubai (or is it Bahrain?) usually wearing a burqa. He's obviously up to no good. The local authorities should send him right back to Neverland.

Posted by: Hugh at May 5, 2008 11:50 AM

Michael Jackson's also been threatening turn into a Muslim like his brother Jermaine, who suggested he do so for 'protection', ha.

Posted by: Bosch Fawstin at May 5, 2008 11:55 AM

Michael Jackson's also been threatening to turn into a Muslim like his brother Jermaine, who suggested he do so for 'protection', ha.

Posted by: Bosch Fawstin at May 5, 2008 11:56 AM

Sorry for the double post.

Posted by: Bosch Fawstin at May 5, 2008 11:57 AM

Michael Jackson would turn into a Doukhober if they gave him hot and cold running boys.Which of course he has now.

Posted by: poetcomic1 at May 5, 2008 12:03 PM

I think Jackson would be interested in the alternative pleasures promised to Muslims besides the 72.

Posted by: Bosch Fawstin at May 5, 2008 12:13 PM

Additionally, some Arab groups have called for a boycott of Coca-Cola, for doing business with Israel, and have circulated a series of posters to state their case. One poster shows the bloodied Palestinians bleeding face juxtaposed with the Coca-Cola logo, and the tag line: "By supporting American products, you're supporting Israel."

Now this is a very interesting story.

http://illustratedpig.blogspot.com/2006/06/lies-and-dirty-deeds.html

Posted by: InfidelK9 at May 5, 2008 12:46 PM

No Pepsi! Coke!

Posted by: tanstaafl at May 5, 2008 2:06 PM

Seriously, do I really have to share the air I breathe with these idiots?

Posted by: is_LAME at May 5, 2008 2:17 PM

THe Muslims are just gearing up for the upcoming Muslims sitcoms, some of the new shows are:

Three's Company (featuring a mad mullah and two bickering wives)

Mohammad and Allie

Mohammed Towers ( don't mention the war)

Kat and Ali

The Fresh Prince of Mecca

I Dream of Jihad

The Bagdad Hillbillies

The Apprentice (opening episode shows jihadist shooting self in foot)

Mo and Mindy

The Terrorist BUnch

My Name is Mohammed

Gaza Acres

Chico and the Imam

Mohammed and the Mountain

Grizzley Ahmadinejad

That Muslims Show

Hardcastle and Mohammed

Fat Allah

it looks to be a fun season..

These Muslims...ohh so funny.

Posted by: pulsar182 at May 5, 2008 2:27 PM

Please submit this video to America's Funniest Home Video. Chances are they will win, and then they can save their mosque with the winnings. Those silly talking heads from Islamoland, always good for a laugh. LOL!

Posted by: champ at May 5, 2008 2:33 PM

Palestinian society is psychotic, many of its members are sociopaths, and most are irrational--ergo:

Palestinians

Exhibit

Psychosis

Sociopathy &

Irrationality

Posted by: John C at May 5, 2008 3:10 PM

It doesn't matter how ridiculous the supposed oppressive or Zionist plots are, only that they exist. I bet this imam believes the lie less than us.

The lie isn't designed to bring knowledge, information, or enlightenment to the masses. The lie is designed to perpetuate both the feeling of oppression, and justify the open hostility for the Kafir they so desperately need.

For if at any time a Muslim were to question, have his conscious pricked by the inhumane treatment of Islam on both it's adherents, and the Kafir. Any one of these ridiculous claims can be pointed to as justification. If that is examined and proved false, then another, and another, and another, until from the sheer inability for a human being to comprehend the magnitude and volume of the outrageous claims, gives in and stops processing.

That is way Islam always looks outside itself for its problems, can never honestly look at its own short comings, justifies the unjustifiable, and ferments a constant feeling of oppression, victim hood and hatred.

If you believe in the foundation, that Islam is the truth, then to prop up the division, believer and unbeliever, this becomes inevitable, drowning in a sea of deceptive excrement.

Posted by: Lorgan at May 5, 2008 3:31 PM

In fairness to the evil imam, Pepsi does taste like crap... Sugary crap, but still crap.

Posted by: Goob at May 5, 2008 4:02 PM

I think that NASA should take credit for the next earthquake or severe weather incident that happens in any Muslim country. It seems that the loonier the story, the more traction it gets. If we make them believe that we can control the weather and geology, they might go into apoplectic shock and die.

Please remember, there are a lot of "intellegent" WASP Americans who believe that the US faked the moon landings (all of them) and orchestrated the attacks of Sept 11, 2001. Stupidity is universal.

Posted by: Pelayo at May 5, 2008 4:52 PM

If PEPSI = Pay Every Pence to Save Israel.

what about ISPEP = Islamic Suicidal Perverts Egoistic People

Which fits the bill.

I bet PEPSI folks didn't know that.

Posted by: MusHuntCowboy at May 5, 2008 5:13 PM

I think you folks are missing the obvious:
It's pronounce 'Bebsi'.

Posted by: Lt. Presley O'Bannon at May 5, 2008 5:27 PM

"Bully Each Boy (to) Suicide (in) Israel"

Posted by: Lt. Presley O'Bannon at May 5, 2008 5:28 PM

It's really a message from the Vulcans. They traveled back in time to the 1890s to send us this urgent communique.

People
of
Earth
Please
Squash
Islam

Otherwise, we won't get invited to join the United Federation of Planets. The Vulcan brain can't deal with the illogic of Islam. They've spent centuries taming their violent instincts. Islam might start them up again.

Posted by: PMK at May 5, 2008 5:44 PM

My theory is -

this Ali-Baba guy aint dumb as we make him out. Perhaps he reckons he could bring the PEPSI shares down by threatening them... the usual blackmail trait of Mohamedians.

In a week or so he will pick-up a truck-load of shares after that he will announce -

PEPSI = Pay Every Pence to Save Islam

Posted by: MusHuntCowboy at May 5, 2008 5:45 PM

More I think about that more it is obvious that these kind of bun-heads will be more and more important to our commercial Marketing crowed. The bun-heads can exert so much more influence than many TV commercial slots banged-up together. If you wanna sell a bunch of bananas to a bunch banana benders, quickest way to it is via fruit-heads.

Posted by: MusHuntCowboy at May 5, 2008 5:55 PM

For the role the product plays in encouraging Western governments to ignore the Jihad:

Obscuring
Islam's
Legacy

Posted by: Matamoros at May 5, 2008 8:09 PM

Idiotic
Slaves
Living for
Allah the
Moon god

Posted by: champ at May 6, 2008 2:34 AM

Allah and his side-kick Muhammad (Pepsi be upon him), may the two live unhappily ever after in hell.

Posted by: champ at May 6, 2008 2:36 AM

There's that jabbing finger again. Always the jabbing finger. Is usage of the finger in this manner part of their instruction on the proper way to deliver sermons (or whatever they're called)? Well, I would suggest an appropriate response would entail using a different finger.

Posted by: Eastview at May 6, 2008 2:44 AM

Gosh, there are Zionist plots everywhere. But, considering the size and influence of Israel at present, they seem singularly ineffectual. If only a part of all these plots were successful, Israel should be ruling at least the entire Arabian peninsula by now. Very strange. The Jews in general do so well in intellectual pursuits, one would think they'd be more successful in their plots.

Posted by: ebonystone at May 6, 2008 8:42 AM

Long live Israel that makes the Muslims crawl to this level of stupidity.

Islam is
Religion of
Arrogants and
Quitters

Posted by: Lebanese at May 6, 2008 10:38 AM

" Shouldn't the Muslims have a fund, a company, or a large project to save the Al-Aqsa Mosque?"

save from whom?...oh yeah, other Muslims.

Posted by: pulsar182 at May 7, 2008 10:31 AM