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A bracing dose of anti-dhimmitude from DC Watson:
With the world seemingly spinning out of control, it's very easy for all of us to become confused from time to time. If you've ever wondered if all of these confrontations we have with Islamic militants and their apologists are turning you into the enemy, below are examples of what to look for.
You may have become a Muslim fanatic if you have, at any time:
Urinated or defecated on the scriptures, artifacts, or holy sites of other religions.
Accidentally set yourself on fire while burning an American or Israeli flag.
Killed your sister for dishonoring your family because she was raped by your father.
Gone to "Family Day" at the park to watch a public stoning, hanging, or beheading.
Expected the company that you work for to interrupt its entire production schedule so that you can pray.
Filed a discrimination lawsuit for being told "No, sorry, but we can't shut the company down simply because it's 'dusk.'"
Contacted the Council on American Islamic Relations, citing an "anti-Muslim hate crime" because someone threw a "Mr. Potato Head" at you in a toy store.
Thrown rocks at an Israeli tank.
Taken off your shoe and beat a burning helicopter with it.
Lied in an attempt to alter world history.
Used Islam as justification for strapping explosives to your kids.
Fraudulently set fire to your own business because you couldn't make the finance payments, then blamed Americans for committing an "anti-Muslim" hate crime.
Used the pages of a Holy Bible or Torah for toilet paper.
Insisted on wearing a hijab with your Police or Basketball uniform.
Hacked innocent women and children with a machete.
Left your empty bottles of booze and cigarette butts all over the floor at the Church of the Nativity.
Ransacked a Jewish Cemetery.
Destroyed a Hindu Temple.
Tied a charred corpse to a bridge.
Poked a charred corpse with a stick.
Had a light bulb burn out and blamed the Jews for it.
Killed someone for having their feet facing toward Mecca.
Danced in the streets of a run down slum on 9/11/2001.
Been offended by statues and pictures of pigs.
Become infuriated when you were told that Muhammad was a false prophet, and a violent, caravan raiding pedophile.
Jumped up and down on a flaming car.
Participated in a deadly riot because you heard from your local Imam that perhaps, there was a possibility, that a copy of the Koran was dunked in a toilet, but you still weren't exactly sure why you were rioting, and didn't care, as long as you didn't have to stop.
If none of these situations describe your activity, congratulations, you still have your bearings.
Keep fighting the good fight.
May God bless all of you.
Posted by Robert at May 25, 2005 11:50 AM
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With this article, a nail has been hit precisely on the head.
Posted by: Asylum inmate![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.jihadwatch.org/dhimmiwatch/nav-commenters.gif)
at May 25, 2005 1:36 PM
This is good. Reiterating Muslim behavior is a useful tool for reminding everyone what Islam offers the free world. Not very much.
Posted by: Unbridled at May 25, 2005 2:07 PM
But they are a different culture, you can't judge them against our standards! /moonbat reasoning
Posted by: Carolyn2 at May 25, 2005 2:23 PM
When you see a listing of all of their actions in one setting like this one, they look very childish, and even more foolish don't they?
Posted by: Prickzilla at May 25, 2005 2:57 PM
Longtime reader, first time commenter. DC Watson has once again shone the bright light on the dirty little secret of The Islamists (the secret being that they are not a persecuted minority, but rather an aggressor of vile proportions).
Good job D-C-Dub!
Posted by: Monty at May 25, 2005 3:39 PM
Oprah, citing jihad apologist John Esposito, would probably insist on putting this behaviour in "context". You know--poverty, American agression and abridged human rights.
Posted by: scaramouoche at May 25, 2005 4:38 PM
A Few additions from Indian context:
Installed a Hindu statue in ur toilet.
Burned a train full of Hindu "fanatics" and then expect Hindus to award them for upholding "secularism"
Claim that Muslims dstroyed Hindu temples on request of Hindu maharajas.
Try to kill an Indian judge because he forbids use of loudspeakers in Mosques.
Claim that India is your motherland but Saudi Arabia is your fatherland.
Establish a false Arabic pedigree for your family.
Confuse secularism with minoritism.
Feel moved by the "plight" of Palestinians but don't seem to remember your Kashmiri Pandit compatriots.
Claim that eviction of Bangladeshi illegals is government atrocity on Muslims.
Rename Hinduism's holy city "Allahabad" and expect them to continue with that name.
Believe that Sanskrit is derived from Arabic.
Send your kids to Rs 100/hr Arabic classes but dont bother teaching them the vernacular.
Ask your government to turn down generous Israeli offers for help.
Badmouth your own country at OIC (Organisation of Islamic Countires).
Here's the best one:
Feed your pet dog with 2 kg RDX and leave him by an army post.
Posted by: Vikrant_Camberleykar at May 25, 2005 7:31 PM
DC-
I like this "You may be a redneck" slant!
You may be a Muslim terrorist if-
-you get the urge to buy 20 kilograms of ballbearings while shopping for a gas grill at the superstore.
You may be a Muslim terrorist if-
-whenever you are out looking for a second car, you try to picture how it would look with the interior completely stripped out and then wonder how many pounds of semtex you could mold into the gutted shell before the reinforced shocks were overtaxed.
You may already be a Muslim terrorist-
-if you practice making fake driver's licenses with your Photoshop software, and spend hours dreaming up believable names to put on the forged documents.
Thanks Mr. W.!
Posted by: BigSleep at May 25, 2005 8:01 PM
Boy i love this game may be we can have a site dedicated to this. Here's one more
You may have become a Muslim fanatic if you have, at any time:
Confused Human Rights with Islamic rights...
Posted by: Vikrant_Camberleykar at May 25, 2005 8:24 PM
"Keep fighting the good fight.
May God bless all of you."
Same to you DC. Bless you.
Posted by: butterfly at May 25, 2005 9:09 PM
DC,
No, no and no on all counts. Hope I'm still okay.
Good one.
Posted by: jawa at May 25, 2005 9:31 PM
The list makes them look like complete lunatics. Bereft of humanity, intelligence and sanity.
It's ridiculous that this is what we have to deal with, in this day and age. The world's been slowly moving forward, progressing, growing, except that bunch. And they insist on dragging us back to the Age of Lunacy with them. Misery loves company. And Oprah wants us to feel compassion for them, not to mention responsible and guilty for their insane actions, too! It's nuts.
Posted by: feralee at May 25, 2005 10:00 PM
Screw Oprah, I hate that bitch anyways. Kudos to DC Watson, as always you recognize that the KISS principle (keeping it simple, stupid) works best.
Posted by: R Dubya Bee at May 25, 2005 10:51 PM
And to think that these people claim to be directed by Allah/God in his infinite wisdom. Imagine a Allah/God who creates a man, and woman and his own image and then teaches them through Mohammed and the arch Angel Gabriel to hate,kill,denigrate, and defile other human beings that are also the creation of Allah/God all because they pray to god in a different way.
Everything that I have ever been taught through my Christian upbringing goes against this with every grain of my soul and yet here is a so-called prophet who raged across the planet with a sword in his hand murdering and pillaging with the approval of Allah. And his followers call it "the religion of peace"? Everytime I hear that statement ; I keep asking; what am I missing ? what book did I fail to read? Is everything so distorted that all the stories I hear about muslims are just made up to make them look bad. Certainly a righteous God would not enjoy and incourage men to kill each other and defile and denigrate women. No that would not be the teachings of a God ----That would be the teachings of an Anti-Christ and the Devil -- without Question in my mind at all!!
Posted by: Mackie at May 26, 2005 12:24 AM
You may have become a Muslim fanatic if you have, at any time:
Mutilated your daughter (FGM) at age 6 and
Sold her off to a dirty old man at age 9
Posted by: Granny Weatherwax at May 26, 2005 5:28 AM
You may have become a Muslim fanatic if you have, at any time:
Complained about the name of a chain of British Bingo halls frequented by gangs of crimpline dressed grannies toting chinz knitting bags.
(BTW I do not wear crimpline myself)
Posted by: Granny Weatherwax at May 26, 2005 8:04 AM
One more
You may have become a Muslim fanatic if you have, at any time:
Accused a toddler of rape and adultery as in Bangladesh.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/4582311.stm
at May 26, 2005 11:59 AM
You might be a bigot if you find any of this funny or true.
Actually, I also find it funny that this website attracts the sort of mentality that finds this sort of bigoted, hate-filled ignorance the least bit entertaining! Who knew there would be a market for this in 2005?
LOL
Posted by: KingTolerance at May 26, 2005 9:24 PM
King Tolerance, is there something in that list that you find not to be true?
Try these mate:
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=8524
http://www.littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=15210
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/03/27/iraq/main546398_popup0_1.shtml
Here's the moron who caught himself on fire
http://clinton-legacy.org/war10/1002572698.jpg
All of it is true, whether you like it or not. Don't attempt to deny any of it because it all happened. And it is funny, because it shows exactly the out of control behavior of those who are Islamic. Now off with you old bloak.
Posted by: Unbridled at May 26, 2005 11:08 PM
hey king tolerance, what is the matter with you?
you called this "bigoted, hate-filled ignorance"
the only thing ignorant is how wild eyed muslims act and think.
Posted by: Prickzilla at May 26, 2005 11:59 PM
King_Tolerance tell me what is ur defination of "hate-filled bigotry"
Posted by: scourge_of_landos at May 27, 2005 12:28 AM
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