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May 28, 2005

Short skirts cause cancer in women!

Wear long skirts or Allah will give you cancer. "Woman and the display of body," from IslamWay (Sisters section), with thanks to Fjordman:

Describing women who are morally decayed. The prophet Mohammed (PBUH) said that they are “women dressed but naked, corrupt and corrupters, their hairs are like the inclined hump of female camel, they do not enter the Heaven nor smell its fragrance” [Refer to Abu Daud]

the prophet also said “the prayer of a mistreating woman is not acceptable until she purifies her self” [Refer to Imam Ahmed, Abu Daud & Ibn Maja].

The modern scientific researches confirmed that the nakedness of women, their body displaying & their moving in an obscene shape id a disaster on them. The current statistics showed that there is a clear spread of the malignant cancer which affects the naked and displayed part of the women bodies particularly those women who dress short clothes.

It was published in the British Medical Magazine that “the melanoma malignant cancer which was one of the most rare cancers is now spreading among women. The cases of this type of cancer is increasing among young women. It affects their legs. The medical publication went on saying that the main cause behind the spread of short dress & fashions which expose the body of women to the rays & light of the sun. Moreover, the transparent dress and legs gloves do not help in avoiding this type of cancer.

The Medical Magazine appealed to the environment doctors to participate in collecting information about this type of cancer, because it is becoming an epidemic phenomenon. This reminds us with the Quranic sign which says in the tongue of the obstinate unbeliever

“O God, if this is indeed The Truth from Thee, Rain down on us a shower of stones from the sky, or send us a grievous penalty” [8:32]

Now to torture has come down in the form of a malignant cancer. It is caused by the exposition of women’s body to the sunrays and ultraviolet rays for a long time it affects the whole body but with different proportion. Initially, it appears as a dark; small spot on either the foot or the leg, and some times in the eye. Then it spreads all over the body. It attacks the lymph knots at the upper part of the thigh. It also attacks blood and invades the liver & destroys it. It may settle in all the organs of the body such as bones, the belly & perhaps the kidneys. If it attacks the kidneys then the patient will experience black urine as a result of inner destruction of the kidneys. It may get transferred to the child in the womb of his mother.

However, this disease does not allows its patient to survive for a long time & it does not respond to surgical treatment like other types of cancers nor it responds to treatment by rays sessions like some other types of cancers.

Therefore have we realized the wisdom behind Islamic legislation which aimed to protect women not only from passers by but also from a skin disease called cancer. The subject Islamic legislation called upon women to corner their bodies properly & with loose and not narrow and not transparent clothes.

Therefore, Islamic uniform for women protect them from physical diseases, from teasing in the streets & from the torture of life on the judgement day.

Posted by Robert at May 28, 2005 9:19 AM
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Misogynist psychotic Muslim Cleric: "Hmmm...threatening them with rape doesn't seem to work. What will I try next? As always it has to be something incredibly cruel. After all I have principles to uphold"

Posted by: obl r us [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 9:48 AM

No, short skirts cause happiness in men. Women are beautiful inside and out. They're intelligent, caring and loving, and the Muslims are just plain too dumb to realize what they're missing. To hell with them.

The chances of getting cancer from wearing short skirts are much lower than say....if you were to eat an over abundance of unsanitary goat meat.

Posted by: DCWatson [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 10:16 AM

Islamic uniform has been known to cause vitamin D deficiency which leads to brittle bones, aches and pains in your joints, multiple fractures and rickets. This deficiency can be passed to the child through breast milk. So much for their concern for women's health.

btw: skin cancer also affects men, and not just the legs of men or women, so how come they're not telling men to cover up head to toe too? One would think there's a hidden agenda to this "concern".

Then there's the danger of ... well, death from "honour"-killings. And a whole host of problems from FGM, if it doesn't kill you right away. Yes, they're really concerned for the health and welfare of women in Islam. Yep.

Posted by: feralee [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 10:31 AM

Misogynist Psycho Muslim Cleric: "Hmmm... according to this weeks Time magazine people who don't get enough sun to produce normal levels of vitamin D (for example women in Burkhas) will as a result have a much higher probability of getting a whole range of lethal cancers. Whew!!! Lucky Allah allows me to burn this mag!!!"

Posted by: obl r us [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 10:33 AM

DC - very good!

Feralee - the point about double standards is very well made. Perhaps to hammer home the point about male superiority in Islam, all Muslim men should have to wear a short skirt or dress.

Abu Hamza would suit a nice little black cocktail dress with big earrings and fishnet stockings...

Posted by: Interested [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 10:40 AM

In answer, I quote from the (till now) suppressed "Gnostic Gospel of Mary Magdalene":

"Scroll 4, fragment 53:

"And the Lord of Hosts said unto me: Since the Woman's body is the glory of God, Weareth thee thy Sunscreen..."

These rationalizing weasels of Imperialistic misogynistic Islam will use any excuse they can find to prop up their patent pending lunacies.

What next? A new Hadith discovered to say that Mohammad recommended zam zam water and powdered antimony ('al-kohl') as a form of Islamic 'zinc paste' for the exposed nose of the woman wearing her burqa?

Pathetic patronizing patriarchal puke.

Posted by: BigSleep [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 10:43 AM

How ludicrous! Every idiotic regulation they impose is justified in the Koran?

"The wisdom behind Islamic legislation" is an oxymoron. Wisdom and Islam are antonyms. Islam and superstition may quality as synonyms. So do "Islamist" and "misogynist."

Posted by: WatchfulEye [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 10:49 AM

This type of thinking reminds me of the salem witch hunt. Let's throw her in! If she swims she's a witch - if she sinks...well, we were wrong. It's absolutely to hard to believe.

Posted by: Laurel [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 11:52 AM

PROOF OF ALLAH!!!!!!!

Posted by: KAOSKTRL [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 12:13 PM

well now

there is no "grand" injunction against the Short Skirts in the discos, nightclubs, movie theaters,

back to the medical books - find that "devine" punishment for nighttime Short Skirt wear

Posted by: PCKills! [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 12:38 PM

It's funny how Allah's divine punishment can be foiled by a single application of sunscreen with an SPF of 15 or above.

I wonder if sunscreen would satisfy Muhammad's requirement for women to cover themselves.

Posted by: Dilophos [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 12:40 PM

It would be laughable if it wasn't such a tragedy. These people are insane, absolutely insane.

Posted by: ReligionOfPeaceMyArse [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 1:10 PM

feralee,

Yes, in Britain there have been lots of cases of Muslim women developing rickets because they are not getting enough vitamin D from the sun. Does this therefore mean that Allah is punishing them for not being exposed enough?
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How about what women wear at night? That's not going to give you skin cancer.
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Happiness and health go together. I've always felt better by airing my body from time to time and I'm sure that it has a physical benefit as well, so I reckon women must do too.
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One of the main groups of people at risk of skin cancer in the UK are male farm labourers because they spend so much time out of doors.
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British women who get skin cancer normally get it when they go and sun bathe on holiday in the Mediterraenean, so why can't this person just give some caring advice like 'be careful sunbathing'? What women wear under the grey skies of Glasgow, Liverpool or Manchester isn't likely to give them skin cancer, for the little time that they spend out of doors.
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Posted by: Elephant [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 1:24 PM

i am no physician, but 3rd grade biology class qualifies one to state that: the sharia whip/sticks, stones, "honor murders", and the like, often committed against women -short skirts or not - are also very harmful to the physical/mental well being of women

maybe if "grand poobah" can find that in some medical journals - such punishments and harm against women, children, innocents, will cease

vis-a-vis earlier post: i am mistaken - as these are forbidden as well, there are no nightclubs, theaters, discos, in the lands of human beings pretending they know and speak for Him

Posted by: PCKills! [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 1:43 PM

I, for one would rather live a shortened life in the sunshine, with the wind in my hair, than to be a shapeless black blob with no identity moving among men who can't wait to beat me for any of a thousand silly reasons.

Posted by: Carolyn2 [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 3:08 PM

This posting just screams for Catherine to comment.

Posted by: Carolyn2 [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 3:10 PM

And what's the deal with men?

Are short pants illegal in Islam?

How about bathing suits among the Muslim Brotherhood?

Shouldn't Mohammadan fellows be forced to wear He-burqas?

And carry little Koran purses?

(Don't want that 'Holy' book getting too many UV rays.)

The more they hide, the more they expose themselves.

Posted by: BigSleep [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 3:17 PM

Take a kernel of truth and distort it to suit your own moral agenda.
One of the cruellest suggestions that I have come across was that cervical cancer was developed by women whose husbands did not wash, or who had been promiscuous. The truth was that there is a theory, and only a theory, that one of the many possible causes was some irregularity in the male, which was either exacerbated by reduced hygiene or that more than one partner increased the chance of meeting a man with that irregularity.

The most hilarious was the theory put about in the 1960s when the Mary Quant mini skirt first became fashionable. Which was that the mini skirt caused fat knees. Without a thick covering of tweed to keep the legs warm the body would automatically send an insulating layer of fat to the area. And here’s me still insisting that’s why I am this shape, nothing to do with too much fruit cake.

The rickets is far more common and can be very serious. Underlying this story is an attempt to blame the patient for every thing that befalls her. Or him, mea culpa, mea culpa. My cousin died of skin cancer, he never wore a short skirt or a bikini in his life. He wasn’t a farm worker either but Elephant is right in what he said. My mother died of breast cancer and I have survived the same cancer. I did not develop it through any fault of mine and it was not a punishment for my behaviour. God does not work like that, although I praise Him regularly for the medical staff who treated me, the support of family and friends and for my excellent recovery.

This recent story suggests that moderation and common sense is the answer. Commodities in which Grislam is sadly lacking.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4585751.stm


Posted by: Granny Weatherwax [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 4:26 PM

"The British Medical Magazine"??

I admit, I'm not involved with human medicine (at the moment; ooooh I'm hoping though!) but I've never heard of the "British Medical Magazine".

"The current statistics showed that there is a clear spread of the malignant cancer which affects the naked and displayed part of the women bodies particularly those women who dress short clothes. "

Suuuuuuure. I believes ya!

Imam Geoff

Posted by: Geoff [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 5:52 PM

The quote of Mohammed:

"women dressed but naked, corrupt and corrupters, their hairs are like the inclined hump of a female camel, they do not enter the Heaven or smell its fragrance"

How badly did Mohammed HATE women? This guy may have projected onto others, either individuals or a group, the HATE he has for himself. How twisted did he become from his own self-hate? He couldn't project the hate onto men as they would not accept him. And at first, he was rejected. He had to re-write the BS and try again. So he projected onto the groups that were the weakest and most defenceless in his world, women and children.

Sick, sick, sick, sick....

Posted by: SCV [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 7:09 PM

I, too, have been waiting for the short-skirted squirrel hunter to respond. Perhaps she's out shopping.

Double standard B.S. for sure. Someone on either JW or DW recently posted a link showing Muslim (I assume) women frolicking in the water at some beach, outfitted in their oh, so correct burqa/chador/flour sack bathing suits and hijabs. No men nearby.

What do Muslim men go to the beach for? To look at other men?

I never noticed any women in those videos of Sadam re-enacting his 'famous' escape swim. Just nearly naked guys.

Posted by: PRCS [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 8:06 PM

It seems that Islam is a perfect religion for very stupid people. Just one of the things about Islam that makes it a threat everywhere.

Posted by: Nadiathecat [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 10:12 PM

DC Watson and Geoff:

You must be wrong - isn't Islam responsible for all science? A little bit of late night sarcasm on my part. Have a good weekend all - and don't forget to cover up - the Medical Magazine and the Koran say so.

Posted by: johnb [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 28, 2005 10:31 PM

How badly did Mohammed HATE women?

Great question, SCV. As a woman, I can only surmise that he had a psychopathic hatred for women. He had to have had some real deep and sick hatred for them, for some bizarre reason. Maybe he resented his first wife. She had the money, a successful businesswomen from what I gather. He came from nothing. Maybe she was a real ball-breaker. Or maybe she just made him feel inadequate. Who knows? But it's definitely a sick and twisted hatred towards 50% of the world that Islam has. Regardless of how many silly twits, Muslim or not, who continually parrot how Islam respects women, protects them, blah blah blah. You have to be stupid to believe that. Or brainwashed. Or just full of self-loathing for Western culture you're blind to reason and reality.

Posted by: feralee [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 29, 2005 4:07 AM

Yeah, I believe the Islamic clerics are really concerned about women's health and not about putting them into burqas. So, for the sake of argument, I'll assume this cancer story is true. The mini-skirted women could use sunscreen and avoid skin cancer that way. Would the Islamic clerics agree to this solution?

Islamic cleric conspiracy theory nutballs in Nigeria have single-handedly revived childhood polio as a disease and spread it to Saudi Arabia and Yemen, where it had been eliminated. Yeah, I believe these nutballs really, really care about health. Yup, I do.

Posted by: Jabba the Tutt [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 29, 2005 8:15 AM

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