A bracing dose of anti-dhimmitude from DC Watson:
With the world seemingly spinning out of control, it’s very easy for all of us to become confused from time to time. If you’ve ever wondered if all of these confrontations we have with Islamic militants and their apologists are turning you into the enemy, below are examples of what to look for.
You may have become a Muslim fanatic if you have, at any time:
Urinated or defecated on the scriptures, artifacts, or holy sites of other religions.
Accidentally set yourself on fire while burning an American or Israeli flag.
Killed your sister for dishonoring your family because she was raped by your father.
Gone to “Family Day” at the park to watch a public stoning, hanging, or beheading.
Expected the company that you work for to interrupt its entire production schedule so that you can pray.
Filed a discrimination lawsuit for being told “No, sorry, but we can’t shut the company down simply because it’s ‘dusk.'”
Contacted the Council on American Islamic Relations, citing an “anti-Muslim hate crime” because someone threw a “Mr. Potato Head” at you in a toy store.
Thrown rocks at an Israeli tank.
Taken off your shoe and beat a burning helicopter with it.
Lied in an attempt to alter world history.
Used Islam as justification for strapping explosives to your kids.
Fraudulently set fire to your own business because you couldn’t make the finance payments, then blamed Americans for committing an “anti-Muslim” hate crime.
Used the pages of a Holy Bible or Torah for toilet paper.
Insisted on wearing a hijab with your Police or Basketball uniform.
Hacked innocent women and children with a machete.
Left your empty bottles of booze and cigarette butts all over the floor at the Church of the Nativity.
Ransacked a Jewish Cemetery.
Destroyed a Hindu Temple.
Tied a charred corpse to a bridge.
Poked a charred corpse with a stick.
Had a light bulb burn out and blamed the Jews for it.
Killed someone for having their feet facing toward Mecca.
Danced in the streets of a run down slum on 9/11/2001.
Been offended by statues and pictures of pigs.
Become infuriated when you were told that Muhammad was a false prophet, and a violent, caravan raiding pedophile.
Jumped up and down on a flaming car.
Participated in a deadly riot because you heard from your local Imam that perhaps, there was a possibility, that a copy of the Koran was dunked in a toilet, but you still weren’t exactly sure why you were rioting, and didn’t care, as long as you didn’t have to stop.
If none of these situations describe your activity, congratulations, you still have your bearings.
Keep fighting the good fight.
May God bless all of you.