Osama bin Laden meets Jack Chick: the Vatican got the US to stage 9/11 in order to control the world! A beyond-parody article from MEMRI, with thanks to all who sent this in:
The following are excerpts from an interview with Egyptian historian Professor Zaynab Abd Al-Aziz, which aired on Saudi Iqra TV  on May 26, 2005. [To view this clip from MEMRI TV visit http://memritv.org/search.asp?ACT=S9&P1=708]
Abd Al-Aziz: “The decision to impose one religion over the entire world was made in the Second Vatican Council in 1965.”
Abd Al-Aziz: “Yes. A long time ago.”
Host: “They decided to Christianize the world?”
Abd Al-Aziz: “Yes. The decisions of the 1965 Vatican Council included, first of all, absolving the Jews of the blood of Christ. This decision is well known and was the basis for the recognition of the occupying Zionist entity – Israel. The second decision was to eradicate the left in the eighties. I believe we’ve all witnessed this. The third decision was to eradicate Islam, so that the world would be Christianized by the third millennium.”
Host: “Why is America hostile to Islam, although we never had and never will have the same conflict with them we had with Europe?”
Abd Al-Aziz: “Well, do you remember what we just said about the Second Vatican Council in 1965 and about Christianizing the world? It was agreed upon and pre-arranged. John Paul II prepared a five-year plan, on the eve of the third millennium, Christianize the world. His address in 1995 was based on the assumption that by the year 2000, the entire world would be Christianized. Since the plan was not accomplished, the World Council of Churches assigned this mission to the US in January 2001, since the US is the world’s unrivaled military power. They named the decade between 2001-2010 “the age of eradicating evil” — “evil” referring to Islam and Muslims.
“The Crusader war is ongoing, because it has been a religious war since the dawn of Islam. Later, colonialism, missionaries, and Christianization were introduced. The Crusader war is ongoing. The Inquisition courts exist to this day. As I told you, the pope who was appointed a few days ago, headed the Inquisition Court, which is now called the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith.
And they call Zaynab Abd Al-Aziz a “historian.” Note the projection: it is the jihad that is ongoing, while a Crusade is inconceivable today — but that doesn’t stop these fevered paranoid fantasies.
“When in January 2001, the World Council of Churches delegated this mission to the US – what did the US do? It fabricated the show of”¦ is it September 9 or 11?”
Host: “11. Please explain this to me.”
Abd Al-Aziz: “Yes, of course”¦”
Host: “You mean to say that the World Council of Churches delegated the mission of Christianizing of the world to the US.”
Abd Al-Aziz: “Yes. And how could the US win legitimacy for this without anyone saying that they are perpetrating massacres and waging a Crusader war? It fabricated the 9/11 show. I call it a fabrication because much has been written on this. We are also to blame. Why do we accept a single perspective? Countless books were written, some of which were even translated into Arabic, like Thierry Meyssan’s 9/11 — The Appalling Fraud  and Pentagate. “Pentagate” like Watergate”¦ He brings documents to prove that the method used in destroying the three (sic) towers was “controlled demolition.
Thanks, Professor, but I’m due back on the planet Earth now.