Although I do not normally administer tuberculosis tests, that was the subject line of this message that just arrived in the hate mail bag:
You guys are a bunch of senseless losers who have nothing but to spread Zionism and hate around the world. Well guess what you are losing the battle and Islam will shine everywhere, even in your dark houses and countries. I welcome any respectful reply if you guys know of such a thing.
Well, your message was itself so respectful, sir, that I doubt I could match it no matter how carefully I framed my reply.