I am very sorry to announce that the mule team powering our computer network here high in the Jihad Watch Towers in beautiful downtown Secure Undisclosed Locationville has given out. We have an order in for a new contingent of mules, and have been able to recover all our files except our firstname.lastname@example.org email box, which finally gave up the ghost after being asked by said director (who would really be much more comfortable working with cuneiform wedges) to hold in existence upwards of 20,000 incoming emails.
All 20,000 are gone, in the air, and we can never capture them again.
This is especially unfortunate, as I received on Saturday a series of communications from a young man who had a friend, he said, who claimed to have refuted everything I have written about Islam and jihad. I was planning to write a response to this startling claim, but was leading a day-long seminar on Saturday, and had a very busy Sunday as well — and today the computer mules gave up the ghost. So, sir, if you are reading this, please resend to me the all-encompassing refutation of my work, and I will reply to it.
Also, if I recall correctly, I received an invitation to speak somewhere this morning, but I don’t recall where. If you, too, are reading this, please kindly resend your invitation.
In general, if you have sent me anything lately that I did not reply to, and that did not show up on the site, please resend it to email@example.com. We are up and running again and things should only improve from here, every day and in every way. I apologize for the inconvenience.