It’s that time again, my friends: time for the most hotly anticipated social event of the year: the Jihad Watch Awards Banquet! The red carpet is out, the flashbulbs are popping (“Over here, please, Paris. Just one more, please“). The glamorous guests are arriving now in their limousines: Hal Smith! Daniel GÃ©lin! Kaaren Verne! This is the night so many of us have all been waiting for!
And now the winners are arriving: John Bolton and John Howard walk boldly down the red carpet, with Geert Wilders matching Howard stride for stride. Jacques Chirac and Jimmy Carter arrive together, hunched over, conferring in whispers. Our preliminary ceremony, unveiling the new portrait of Jihad Watch Board Vice President Hugh Fitzgerald that hangs over the dais, goes by quickly, and with regrets all around Hugh departs on a fact-finding mission to Mogadishu. And now the great moment has come.
The American Dhimmi of the Year 2006…JIMMY CARTER!!
In his acceptance speech, Carter demonstrates how richly he deserves his cringing dhimmi statuette when he says that “apartheid in Palestine is not based on racism but the desire of a minority of Israelis for Palestinian land and the resulting suppression of protests that involve violence.”
Dhimmi Internationale 2006…JACQUES CHIRAC!!
And now comes the best part: the heroes of our age, those who are standing in the breach, the catchers in the rye.
The American Anti-Dhimmi of the Year 2006…JOHN BOLTON!!
Congratulations to all! Enjoy the champagne and the band!