I just received this email 87 times — evidently in an attempt to crash my system — from a gentleman who invites me to join the jihad:
Hey you satanist was up
every sane minded person knows the jews are pullingh the strings along with other cults like the free masons and evangelicals. you guys are the cause of the worlds demise and problems and the revelation from you creator is the only thing that can save you in this life and the next. why dont you change sides before it to late and the angels rip out your soul into eternal damnation. please take my advice and do what noah did jump on the islamic bandwagon because in the end the truth will always prevale. no matter what all of mankind along with their jinns do the word of your lord will prevale. the religion of moses, jesus, abraham and muhammed will never be enslaved to imperialist capitalist bastards like you. havent you read chapter BUROOJ. who caused world war 1 and 2, who thrived on the lave trade, who wiped out the native indians and the list goes on. it wasnt islam. we gave you the 0 so thank us for letting you be able to use a computer.
oh by the way peace to all mankind
There is so much in this — the paranoid Jew-hatred, the inferiority-complex-grasping at fictional historical accomplishments of Muslims, the tu quoque invocations of evils committed by non-Muslims, the religious-imperialistic appropriation of Noah and the rest as Muslim prophets — it is practically a textbook example of the jihadist mindset.