Ready to welcome their new overlords. “Loo With No One To Use It,” by Paul Gilbride for the Daily Express (thanks to JD):
BAKERY giants Greggs have installed a Muslims-only toilet at their new Scottish headquarters – despite the fact that no Muslims work there.
Workers at the state-of-the-art factory were shocked when they were given a tour of the building and told a cubicle had been fitted for the use of Muslim employees. The staff said they are baffled at the decision because they are not aware of any Islamic workers at the base in Cambuslang, near Glasgow.
Last night, management at the bakery said they had received several requests from all over the country for the exclusive facility. All their new buildings will now be fitted with the specialised toilet regardless of the number of Muslims in the workforce.
But staff at the new Â£15million plant labelled the decision “political correctness gone mad”.
One said: “We were being given a guided tour of the new factory before moving there when they told us that they had a toilet for use only by Muslims.
“I couldn’t believe, everybody was stunned because we don’t know of any Muslims who are working here. I don’t think anybody is really angry about it, but there just doesn’t seem to be any need for it. This sort of things is just political correctness gone mad.”
Another worker said: “The toilet just looks like a ceramic hole in the ground. I don’t think it will be getting much use and I don’t see why we couldn’t all just use the same toilet anyway.
“This sort of thing creates divisions between the workers.”
of course does.