From Amazon.com: The “Robert Spencer Loves Me” T-Shirt!
And I do. Every last one of you.
Seriously, I have no idea who is making these t-shirts, or why, although I’m sure they have nothing to do with me. There is a Broadway actor who has the misfortune of sharing a name with me, and I suspect that both the shirt above and the “I love Robert Spencer” t-shirt are referring to him. Nevertheless, this is a day for “fun,” which is highly un-Islamic according to the irascible and fantastic old Khomeini, and so in celebration and defense of the Civilization of Joy and Fun, I offer you the greetings of the day.