The holy oracle
All right, it is now officially Friday Afternoon.
Warning: strong language, foul language!
Yes, I confess it: Obama is really the one speaking, but these quotes are…taken out of context! Here is the real explanation. Warning — this article too contains strong language and racial slurs (the latter spoken by the President himself)!
And remember, before you get all upset — this post is a parody. A joke. J-O-K-E.