The UN will no doubt be opening a commission on “Islamophobia” among bears forthwith. No doubt this bear’s den is now dar al-Islam, and must be reclaimed for the umma at all costs. “Bear kills militants in Kashmir,” by Altaf Hussain for BBC News, November 3 (thanks to all who sent this in):
A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.
Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.
The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise – police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.
It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989.
The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear’s den, said police officer Farooq Ahmed.
The dead have been identified as Mohammad Amin alias Qaiser, and Bashir Ahmed alias Saifullah….