Brave Sir Ahmed, the debate runner
In the first hour of today’s Michael Medved Show, Ahmed Rehab of the unsavory Muslim Brotherhood-linked group Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) claimed that he had “never run away from a debate.” (Thanks to Winoceros for the info.)
Ahmed, Ahmed, Ahmed. Allow me to remind you of what I reported here regarding the American Library Association panel that you succeeded in getting canceled:
Informed sources have revealed to me that Ahmed Rehab of CAIR was invited by Myra Appel of the American Library Association to join this panel with me. Rehab refused. Instead of seizing the opportunity to show me up, prove me wrong, and thus severely damage, if not destroy, my reputation, Ahmed Rehab took the coward’s and thug’s way out, pressuring the other panelists to drop off the panel, and the ALA to cancel the whole thing.
Can’t handle the truth, eh, Ahmed? But no worries: I am right here, at firstname.lastname@example.org, and ready to meet you in debate anytime, anywhere, at my own expense. If I am so clearly and obviously wrong about jihad and Islamic supremacism, it ought to be easy for you to best me, no? If you can manage to stop cowering under the bed long enough, poor lamb!
Here is a song honor of the brave Rehab, with apologies to Monty Python:
Brave Sir Ahmed ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When Spencer reared his ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Ahmed turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Ahmed!
I’m still ready to debate, Ahmed. Anytime, anywhere. I don’t even mind if your wear your lipstick and eye shadow, but I would appreciate it if you wore a shirt.