Piety. “Young Imam Season 2: Who will win the corpse washing competition?,” from the estimable Blazing Cat Fur, April 19 (thanks to Multisync):
“The prime-time show features contestants in sharp-looking black suits who are judged on a variety of tasks including reciting Koranic verses, washing corpses, slaughtering sheep according to Muslim rules and counselling promiscuous young Muslim couples.”
I am not making this up.