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Iraq: Jihad/martyrdom suicide bomb instructor accidentally kills his pupils

Feb 10, 2014 4:37 pm By Robert Spencer

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“All right, students, and now at this point, you press the detonator button, like this. And be sure as you do so to shout ‘Allahu ak–‘” Are the teacher and his students still eligible for virgins? Fatwas will have to be issued. “Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills Iraqi Pupils,” by Duraid Adnan for the New York Times, February 10 (thanks to Block Ness):

BAGHDAD — A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.

The militants belonged to a group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, which is fighting the Shiite-dominated army of the Iraqi government, mostly in Anbar Province. But they are also linked to bomb attacks elsewhere and other fighting that has thrown Iraq deeper into sectarian violence.

Twenty-two ISIS members were killed, and 15 were wounded, in the explosion at the camp, which is in a farming area in the northeastern province of Samara, according to the police and army officials. Stores of other explosive devices and heavy weapons were also kept there, the officials said.

Eight militants were arrested when they tried to escape, the officials said.

The militant who was conducting the training was not identified by name, but he was described by an Iraqi Army officer as a prolific recruiter who was “able to kill the bad guys for once.”…

“The bad guys.” Now the Iraqi Army has picked up the U.S. Army’s puerile and politically correct locution.

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  1. john spielman says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 4:43 pm

    “now listen up I am only show you this once…..”.!
    another pesky premature detonation syndrome sufferer, is there any treatment for this? (I hope not!)

    • Shane says

      Feb 11, 2014 at 10:07 am

      If the Muslims were not so stupid, they would have conquered the world hundreds of years ago. They are busy killing each other in Syria and other places, but they still manage to kill thousands of infidels every year.

      We really need a Christian army to protect Christians all over the world from Islamic genocide against them.

      • voegelinian says

        Feb 11, 2014 at 1:15 pm

        It’s not so much stupidity that prevents Muslims from realizing their desideratum, but deranged fanaticism, which includes patterns of thought and a culture positively inhibiting certain mental and emotional habits conducive to intellectual curiosity, liberal education, and psychological and social health.

        While a cultivation of such obsessive fanaticism impairs the ultimate realization of grand goals (let alone intermediate goals, like an orderly, healthy society), it often actually serves to strengthen the ability of the fanatics to wreak mayhem and misery — which should be our main concern.

        So the wrong lesson to learn from episodes of Premature Jihad is that “Muslims are stupid” in some kind of laughable way and therefore we don’t have to worry about elaborate sophisticated terror plots in the near future.

      • John T.R. Gorman says

        Feb 13, 2014 at 4:54 pm

        1) Thank God for Robert Spencer!
        2) Muhammad created Islam, baby-brides, and “72 perpetual virgins” out of his own perverse imagination. He promised only ONE guaranteed way to Muslim Paradise: To kill an infidel, or to be killed fighting one. (OK, you Muslim morons, have it your way… Allah promised that, or so you think).
        What makes it worse? 70% of these idiots are illiterate. THEY CAN’T EVEN READ THEIR KORANS! They just memorize a few surahs, scream, “Death to America! Death to Israel!” and think that they’re good little Muslims.
        One of the 9-11 terrorists even packed a white “wedding suit” in his baggage. He said so in a farewell video. How pathetic!
        To anyone reading this, we Christians have to do one thing, daily. Pray that Muslims be forgiven by Christ, and be converted! Catholics know, too, that, by Jesus’ graces given to her, ask that His Mother, the Virgin Mary, lead them to Jesus.
        Why?
        Because Muslims love her anyhow. She’s their weak spot.

        • Don Meister says

          Feb 15, 2014 at 10:14 pm

          OK, a lot of people are going to think that John’s comment is a bit off the mark, BUT think about this … for at least a couple of decades, maybe more, there has been a movement to get people to pray for the re-Christianization of Russia. I think it might have had something to do with some of the visions at Fatima.

          In any case, a recent video of Vladimir Putin (yes, that Putin) worshiping in a church in Moscow suggests that those prayers may have been successful. As well, I’d bet that I’m the only one who has noticed Russian athletes making the sign of the cross before starting their routine or race at the Olympics.

          If it worked for Russia, why not for Islam?

    • Lebovitz Dubois says

      Feb 11, 2014 at 10:50 am

      This ain’t gonna help recruiting.

    • RodSerling says

      Feb 11, 2014 at 10:28 pm

      Lol. There was a cartoon made in 2011 envisioning this same scenario. Only significant difference is that the cartoon was set in Afghanistan, not Iraq.
      https://twitter.com/wienerzucker/status/433188915479322624/photo/1

  2. mortimer says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 4:43 pm

    One wonders if the survivors have learned anything.

    • Pastor Jeff Earls (@PastorJeffEarls) says

      Feb 10, 2014 at 6:52 pm

      Yeah – STOP BLOWING STUDENTS UP LOL

    • Larry A. Singleton says

      Feb 11, 2014 at 4:57 am

      “One wonders if the survivors have learned anything.”

      Yeah, hopefully how to live without arms and legs.

  3. Henry says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 4:44 pm

    Like a skit from Monty Python, only better!

    • Itinerant says

      Feb 11, 2014 at 10:08 am

      or a Billy Connolly rant on suicide bomber instructors :”right lads,I’m only going to show you this once.”

    • Itinerant says

      Feb 11, 2014 at 12:58 pm

      Connolly on suicide bomb instructors:
      “right lads,I’ll only going to show you this once”.

  4. Diane Harvey says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 4:48 pm

    Yet another example of why Muslims are incapable of winning Nobel prizes in the hard sciences. LOL,

    http://www.barenakedislam.com/2011/07/13/indonesia-muslim-bomb-maker-blows-himself-up-while-teaching-young-terrorists-in-training-how-to-make-bombs/terrorist-school-1-4/

  5. Angemon says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 5:00 pm

    he was described by an Iraqi Army officer as a prolific recruiter who was “able to kill the bad guys for once.”

    XD

    Why did allah denied this pious muslims the chance of getting into paradise by killing unbelievers?

  6. Mohammad says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 5:08 pm

    This follower of the pedophile prophet is my 2014 nomination for the Darwin award. If you want a good laugh look up terrorist bloopers on youtube. Nothing more funny than seeing jihadists failing at jihad.

    • Always On Watch says

      Feb 11, 2014 at 7:07 am

      I second that nomination!

  7. Jay Boo says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 5:15 pm

    The Islam QUESTION

    One day Muslims will have the strength to admit that their whole lives have been a waste instead of blowing themselves up for a delusion.
    It all revolves around one fundamental question in Islam.
    This in turn begins with the mandatory praise of Muhammad.
    The reason that praise of Muhammad is mandatory in Islam is because
    without praise there is the ominous reminder of the simple Islam QUESTION.
    Every Muslim must be well aware of this question.
    From morning prayers until their death beckons near, they dare not ask the one thing that would bring an answer they cannot bear.
    Yes, praise of Muhammad is mandatory and even though this is such an obvious contradiction,
    Muslims dare not ask this obvious question. “Does Muhammad deserve praise?”
    If the answer is NO, then Islamic dogma becomes meaningless.
    Muslims dare not ask this obvious question because they already know the answer they fear.
    From the HIJAB to the HALAL & HARUM if the answer to ‘deserving of praise for Muhammad ‘ is NONE then Ramadan fasting, DAILY PRAYERS, Pilgrimage and HONOR KILLINGS was all for nothing.

    Praise of Muhammad is mandatory
    and it must appear to be done with sincerity.
    This must be done to protect Muslims from the emptiness of Islam’s bitter reality.
    The awareness that their whole lives have been a waste consumed by a pathetic satanic joke is too much for them to bear.
    No wonder they blow themselves up.

    • Righteous Reverend Dynamite! says

      Feb 11, 2014 at 12:08 am

      Exactly!!! I would love to see that “question” put on billboards all over this country and that of the European countries being taken over and intimidated by muslim immigrants. If this cult is not stopped in the next 10 years, there will be 2 Billion of them in 20 years and then what??? Open and free criticism and mockery by citizens, like critics do of Christianity all the time, must be allowed to finally break down their defenses so that a critical mass of them realize that they are not alone. Screw the PC viewpoints, this has always been a dangerous cult built by just a single person without any proof of divine assistance; just a lucky warlord.

      • Joginder Singh says

        Feb 11, 2014 at 12:49 pm

        Given the struggle the free world had to defeat another more recent cult leader, his cult and their global master-race plans its wont be easy but will have to be done…..hitler and mohammad different sides of the same coin with identical ideas and plans

    • Larry A. Singleton says

      Feb 11, 2014 at 5:58 am

      “One day Muslims will have the strength to admit that their whole lives have been a waste instead of blowing themselves up for a delusion.”

      And the place to start is American universities. The Soviets are kicking over the furniture when it comes to Islamists success story in infiltrating our government and college campuses. Not that they haven’t succeeded like the Chinese and the millions they pour into universities the way the Saudis do. But read Martin Kramer and David Horowitz and you’ll see that compared to the Communists they’ve got us all but sewed up.

      I just watched The King and I. Remember when these countries were “backwards”; but in a “cute” way?

      Indoctrination U: The Left’s War Against Academic Freedom and The Professors: The 101 Most Dangerous Academics in America by David Horowitz
      Ivory Towers On Sand: The Failure of Middle Eastern Studies in America by Martin Kramer
      (The War Against Boys: How Misguided Feminism Is Harming Our Young Men by Christina Hoff Sommers)

    • voegelinian says

      Feb 11, 2014 at 1:18 pm

      “The awareness that their whole lives have been a waste consumed by a pathetic satanic joke is too much for them to bear.
      No wonder they blow themselves up.”

      Nice try at superimposing non-Islamic conscience upon Muslims. Back to the drawing board.

    • eib says

      Feb 12, 2014 at 11:26 am

      If praise of Muhammad is mandatory for all people, even non-Muslims, then we must ask, who is the god of Islam?
      The worship of Muhammad and the Quran makes the deity meaningless.
      A creator who demands destruction, a redeemer who will return again to destroy all the cosmos?
      To believe these things is truly to submit.

    • gravenimage says

      Feb 12, 2014 at 7:49 pm

      With respect, Jay Boo, I believe you are off base here.

      Muslims don’t blow themselves up because they are embarrassed by their “Prophet”, but because so many of then really do consider his barbarism praiseworthy and worthy of emulating.

      As for those Muslims who whitewash Islam, there may be a genuine handful who are discomfited by the savagery of Islam and its “ideal man”.

      But far more of them are just practicing Taqiyya, hoping to lull the hopeful Kuffar into a false sense of security.

      When Islam is in full ascendancy, the mask comes off, and very few Muslims fail to (pun intended) go whole hog on the horrors of Islam.

  8. mortimer says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 5:20 pm

    His last words were: “Pay attention…I’m only going to do this on…”

  9. B Hall says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 5:25 pm

    They were participants in something that they did not believe: karma.

  10. one-of-the -chosen says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 5:26 pm

    See what happens when you don’t use union teachers?

  11. eib says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 5:31 pm

    No sympathy.

  12. Veracious_one says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 5:47 pm

    oddly enough Muslims don’t waste much time in teaching farming techniques or sanitation control…which may explain why Muslims constantly go hungry and live in filth….

    • Islam_Macht_Frei says

      Feb 10, 2014 at 8:45 pm

      When you’re all about turning plowshares into swords, why would you worry about farming? You simply enslave farmers and have THEM farm for you.

      • Defcon 4 says

        Feb 10, 2014 at 11:59 pm

        Exactly. Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who didn’t. It’s kinda the story of islam in a nutshell.

  13. Kepha says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 6:00 pm

    Instructor: W’Allah, w’Allah, wear did I leave my notes? Ah! Here, in my belt! Just take them out and…..

  14. Wellington says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 6:10 pm

    Just one more small piece of evidence that Islam is a pathetic, dysfunctional and deeply sick religion. And, as a bonus, this time it had a happy ending.

  15. Champ says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 6:21 pm

    Hey allah is such a prankster and trickster so was this really an accident? Yeah methinks allah planned it this way …allah-oop!

  16. jamesC says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 6:30 pm

    funny stuff!!!!!!!!

  17. Defcon 4 says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 6:42 pm

    Another case of premature jihadulation (with respects to whoever originally coined that phrase)

  18. southeuropean says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 6:47 pm

    These martyrs will not go to jennet. The commander said the “F” word instead alahu akber:)

  19. Jay Boo says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 8:11 pm

    Better not laugh too hard at a jihadist team blowing themselves up.
    The west does the same thing through its politicians

    1972 Olympics Massacre: Germany’s Secret Contacts to Palestinian Terrorists
    http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/germany-maintained-contacts-with-palestinians-after-munich-massacre-a-852322.html

  20. Jay Boo says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 8:35 pm

    Off Topic
    Iran celebrating HATE AMERICA DAY

    http://www.presstv.com/detail/226087.html
    Iranians celebrate 33rd anniversary of Islamic Revolution

  21. JamesonRocks says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 9:09 pm

    Great story! Always nice to read good news on a Monday!

  22. Salah says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 9:19 pm

    Rule #1: After putting the bomb in a hole, don’t tamp the ground too much.
    Rule #2: Don’t forget Rule #1.

    http://crossmuslims.blogspot.ca/2011/02/72-virgins-express.html

  23. GFWSR says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 9:23 pm

    Poetic justice?

  24. A. Carrick Bend says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 9:27 pm

    Damn…. I hope there is some video!

  25. Tradewinds says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 10:19 pm

    Heh! Too funny!

  26. JessieJames says

    Feb 10, 2014 at 11:38 pm

    Will there be a test?

  27. G179 says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 1:44 am

    I love it when a teacher is willing to go that extra mile for his students.
    But perhaps he got distracted because the rowdy students kept pushing his buttons! haha

  28. Shy Guy says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 2:47 am

    The professor survived!

  29. dab96706 says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 4:52 am

    Jihadist Clouseau.

    And they say these people have no sense of humor. Rediculous.

  30. victorMc says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 5:19 am

    Wonderful stuff – he must have wanted to top the Darwin awards this year…not a good idea in February as there is loads of time for some other Muslim nutter to do some even more stupid.

  31. londo says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 5:51 am

    And they say repetition is the mother of all learning. I guess they were wrong because those students got the message in an instant.

  32. Richard Hart says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 6:37 am

    Qur’an small print would suggest that the individuals who died, will still receive their promised 72 virgins. However, these virgins will be of a poorer quality and could well be defined as goats. Obviously, this wouldn’t be much of an issue …. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w&feature=youtube_gdata_player

  33. Richard Hart says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 6:45 am

    Jannah – substandard virgins shocker…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI-yKzg3U0U&feature=youtube_gdata_player

  34. Always On Watch says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 7:11 am

    Another jihadist work accident. Is he covered by workers’ comp?

  35. Gamaliel says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 7:31 am

    We need more teachers like this!

  36. Dave says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 7:51 am

    And all the little kids said, “Do it again! Do it again!”

  37. Anushirvan says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 8:52 am

    “Do your worst !”

    The heraldic motto of Islam’s Black Flag !

    😀

  38. Bezelel says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 9:01 am

    I would like to know if they made a passing grade. It would be a shame if after all that hard work to fail and not get their sheepskin. The school might lose their government funding over that.

  39. Lisa says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 9:43 am

    LOL.

    We need lessons with similar conclusion rolled out across England ASAP

  40. revg says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 12:14 pm

    Hey man, that’s the bomb!!

  41. Buraq says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 1:42 pm

    Watch this guys! It’ll blow you away!

    Clowns! ex-clowns! ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  42. Walter Sieruk says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 2:42 pm

    Just on the subject of the Islamic doctrine from the the Quran and other written works of Islam of the Islamic belief in a lust filled paradise with many virgins in it for the Muslim who dies in the jihad for the cause of Islam. Such false teachers as these imam’s and mullah’s who thoroughly brainwash other people in the believing the doctrine of Islam of a lust filled place with many virgins. These type of clerics ,which are false teachers who indoctrinate this lustfull belief , are described in the Bible in Second Peter 2:18. Which reads “For they speak great swelling words of vanity, they allure through the lusts of the flesh…” Furthermore, many a times a jihadist in his death recording talks about “the wedding with the virgins” that he will have after he becomes a “martyr.” Such a belief Jesus would denounce as being based on false teaching. For Jesus taught “Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God. For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage but are as the angles in heaven.” Matthew 22;29,30.
    In contrast to the Islamic pipedream of the jihadist in the Quranic story/doctrine of a place with virgins, Christians have the reality of Second Peter 1:16. Which reads “For we have not followed cunningly devised fables, when we made known unto you the power and coming of our Lord Jesus Christ…” [KJV]

  43. Di from Australia says

    Feb 11, 2014 at 6:52 pm

    Just finished reading how Pakistani’s have a lower IQ because of the prolific first cousin marriages… say no more…this kinda proves it?

    • Bezelel says

      Feb 11, 2014 at 8:15 pm

      The sign in front of their gene pool says “NO DIVING”

  44. Candid Progressive says

    Feb 12, 2014 at 7:28 pm

    “Oops!” BOOM! And lights out for twenty-two gullible fools jonesing for the celestial seventy-three-way.

    “Sorry, boys! They lied to you about the virgins. Here’s a whole lot of nothing instead.”

  45. gravenimage says

    Feb 12, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    D’oh!

  46. richard says

    Feb 17, 2014 at 5:01 pm

    So happy !

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