Hundreds of people are alive today because this would-be jihad mass murderer was a slob. We may hope that the next one will not be as fastidious as Abdulmutallab was disgusting.
In any case, note this: “British-educated Nigerian Abdulmutlallab [sic] stunned security experts by making it on board a flight wearing a bomb inside his pants in 2009.” Islamic jihadists are always stunning “security experts.” Islamic jihadists are always working on new ways to murder people, and “security experts” are always playing catch-up. Air security procedures are a massive joke in part because of this. The TSA, rather than make every passenger go through all the humiliating and ridiculous procedures that are in place now, should adopt a system like the Israeli one. But that will never happen.
“Underpants Bomber Umar Abdulmutallab Failed Because he ‘Soiled’ Briefs,” by Dominic Gover, International Business Times, July 25, 2014:
Underpants bomber Umar Abdulmutlallab [sic] was foiled in his plot to blow up a jumbo jet on Christmas Day because he had apparently soiled his bomb pants an American transport official has suggested.
British-educated Nigerian Abdulmutlallab [sic] stunned security experts by making it on board a flight wearing a bomb inside his pants in 2009.
But the device failed to detonate with the expected force and ended up injuring Abdulmutlallab [sic], in the groin and anus.
John Pistole, head of the Transportation Security Administration, revealed the soiling in Abdulmutlallab’s [sic] pants was what saved hundreds of lives that Christmas.
Describing how he nearly succeeded, Pistole said: “It was very close, the bomber had had the device with him for over two weeks.
“It was degraded. We’re getting kind of personal now. Let’s just say its efficacy was degraded.”
Abdulmutlallab is serving life without parole for the terror plot.
Richie says
Well, many Muslims don’t use toilet paper, so this is no surprise
Alarmed Pig Farmer says
“It was degraded. We’re getting kind of personal now. Let’s just say its efficacy was degraded.”
What are we saying here, that Umar shit his pants? If he did, out of respect for this mujahadin, let me speculate that he did so not out of fear of dying but out of being overly excited about going to Islam porno heaven.
Richie makes a good point here about toilet paper. When I’m introduced to a Moslem (which mercifully is seldom) I always take care to touch him with my left hand and wink knowingly. Then I bring up the reports of Saudis leaving behind turds of the tile bathroom floors of their rooms in London’s ritziest hotels. Disgusting, yes. But there are no trees in Arabia, and no water to flush. It’s an impoverished, rank tradition.
Richie says
and yet Muslims boast about being so clean, washing their feet in sinks and such,. Saudis leaving their shit on the floor doesn’t surprise me in the least. How much effort dos it take to use a toilet or wipes ones ass?
Jay Boo says
Better not alert Leftists on University campuses about this left hand custom.
They would insist we start using our left hands instead of toilet paper and inspect our left hands to make sure.
Jim Horn says
I make it a point that whenever I do (I avoid it as much as possible) any business with Islamists, I hand my money over with my left hand; or handed products (when I work in retail) to them with my left hand. They do not like that because they then know that I know about them.
Jay Boo says
I see your point but maybe you are overthinking this just a bit.
Daniel Triplett says
They use their hands. Sounds like this jackass didn’t even do that.
marc says
This is the other type of “dirty bomb”.
Petey says
You mean the muslim version of a dirty bomb!
Duv says
Must have been a Shi’ite!
gerard says
“stunned security experts”
Stunned? Why? Suspicious-looking characters are given a pass. Security “experts” prefer to frisk nuns and octogenarians in wheelchairs.
Nothing stunning here.
Arjay says
And what does one say about this. A muslim’s damaged anus and pelvis over having shit his pants while having a bomb to kill innocents on his person. Well, since he now has life in prison… I guess he will have PLENTY of time to have his anus “damaged” on a regular basis.
In the shower, in the laundry store room, in the recreation area when the guard isn’t looking…
On another note… I have been hearing from folks who have been interacting with this new wave of Somali immigrants entering the USA; and there are a LOT of complaints about them soiling themselves… AND THEY DO NOTHING to change their clothes or clean themselves up.
Folks… these people are literally walking around during the day having crapped their damn pants- and it is “obvious” with the men. The women “smell as if has happened”; but the burqas disguise the details the nose detects.
And what is PRICELESS is that some of the complainers were hardcore PC leftists who were all for bringing in these Somali immigrants.
Not all Somali are life this of course. The amazing Hirsi Ali the Dutch/American woman speaker and former member of Dutch Parliament is definitely not like this. But then again… she is no longer a Muslim… and avoided a life of an arranged marriage wearing a burqa 24/7.
Maybe someday Somalis will be more like Miss Ali instead of this terrorist bomber now spending his life in prison.
dumbledoresarmy says
In the case of the Somali **women**, it’s probable that the damage done by a/ FGM and b/ childbirth injuries resulting from FGM may lead to varying degrees of urinary and fecal incontinence.
Arjay says
Yes, dumbledoresarmy… you are 100% right. I remember now. It is called a “fistula” and many Muslim women suffer from it. Many time made worse not just by the FGM they under go… but the fact they are then “married” at a young age and engage in sex at ages 8, 10, 11, etcetera when their bodies are not ready for intercourse.
Then if they survive long enough- 11, 12, 13, 14… to begin menses (ie to then be able to get pregnant) the total lack of care and BACKWARDS MEDICAL PRACTICES of the Muslims…. that IF the girl and baby survive the childbirth… her fistula condition is worsened beyond repair.
But what do you expect from a culture that covers 5 year olds in burqas because they have to much “sex appeal”…. marry and begin consummating those marriages with 10 year olds… and then young bride and newborn having a great chance of dying in childbirth… WHEN YOUR MOTHER IS 11 & 1/2 OR HAD JUST TURNED 13.
But, with Muslim law okaying the practices… and that there is always a wife #3 or #4 to marry… the Muzz world that is Somalia does not care.
What does one expect from 3rd world parasites.
OH… you might be interested in this seeing your name is “Dumbledore’s Army” and I guess you are a Potter fan.
I think it was Blazing Cat Fur that posted that recently HP films star Daniel Radcliff, who “grew up before the global public” and is well known. Who is also ethnically Jewish (his mother is a British Jewess), WAS DENIED ACCESS INTO THE USA AT THE CANADIAN BORDER BECAUSE OF SOME ASPECT OF HIS VISA PAPERWORK NOT BEING UPDATED.
So, a celeb kid with world wide familiarity and who is of Jewish heritage, has the whole American-Canadian border authorities up in arms.
He wasn’t allowed in.
Yet, on the southern border… where it has been known that Pakistani and other Middle Eastern muslims have tried to use… IS AN OUT OF CONTROL free for all.
But America doesn’t let in the Jewish kid who played Harry Potter in the movies.
Who do YOU think is a bigger threat America… MUSLIMS sneaking in on the south border… or the Potter film actor on the Canadian border?
Anyway… Daniel eventually got in and went to Comic-Con in San Diego where he surprised fans by walking around as an “unknown” as he wore a Spider Man costume.
Yes America… have those border guards keep out the British Jewish boy who wants to walk around a big hall of people selling comic books and toys…. while dressed up as Spider Man…
But let the multitudes of Muslims come across the southern border… mixed in with the flood of other ILLEGALS.
gravenimage says
Dumbledore’s Army wrote:
In the case of the Somali **women**, it’s probable that the damage done by a/ FGM and b/ childbirth injuries resulting from FGM may lead to varying degrees of urinary and fecal incontinence.
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True, DDA. There are several Fistula hospitals in Africa, where both infibulation (type 3 FGM) and child marriage are very common, in both cases mostly among Muslims.
Guess who runs the Fistula hospitals? That’s right—charitable *Infidels*.
They provide surgery free of charge to these girls and women.
They also, in many cases—although they advise against it—will re-do the infibulation if the patient insists in it.
And why? Because often the victim’s family—especially the husband—will not accept them back if they are unmutilated.
God, I hate Islam.
These foundations also run hospitals in Asia.
http://www.fistulafoundation.org/
http://worldwidefistulafund.org/
Of course, these charities do not once mention Islam—but look at the maps where they do their work and you will find that they are all countries with large Muslim populations.
Richard James says
I live quite near a “Refugee” reporting-in centre in the UK. There are lots of somali muslim immigrants around here claiming refugee status, bogus of course – there are plenty of safe states between the UK and Somalia for them to claim refugee status in, but that’s a different topic.
A few “native” muslims have told me that they loathe somalis for their ignorance and their uncleaniliness, there are even sometimes violent clashes between gangs of “native” Pakistanis and refugee somalis – somali muslims are the muslims even other muslims hate.
Uncle Vladdi says
Too true LOL! Even here in Canada, at a local IT college (run by Lebanese muslims) the Somali students (old men, mostly) were denigrated and despised.
Oliver says
A few years ago, I spoke to a gentleman in New England, who told me of a city in Mass. where there was little crime, and little poverty. ( A wealthy municipality).
So, the government settled Somali refugees there- who immediately went on welfare, and criminal activities. But, to make matters worse, they settled Somalis form WARRING tribes next to each other. So, a place with little crime soon had their drive by shootings.
But, to complain is racist and Islamphobic.
gravenimage says
Underwear jihad bomber failed because he “soiled” bomb briefs
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So the lives of hundreds of innocent people on the airplane and on the ground were spared because this Jihadist went doody in his pants?
Good God…
livingengine says
“As I get lonely, the natural sexual drive awakens and I struggle to control it, sometimes leading to minor sinful activities.” – Umar Abdulmutallab
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/plane-bombers-rambling-internet-rants-439131#ixzz38ehiDmfS
Arjay says
Well, if he is going to prison he will have plenty of time to engage in sexual activity whether he likes it or not- every time a guard isn’t looking.
Arjay says
The nature of these Somali muslims to be filthy and practice no hygiene… also prevented one of them from committing mass murder. Yes, doody in his pants.
I second that “Good God” gravenimage!
Jay Boo says
Arjay said
“I second that “Good God” gravenimage!”
Your comment :”I second that ” written as it is AFTER your main comment seems to imply that gravenimage’s post is in agreement with yours.
Since you did not quote anything by gravenimage this could be very misleading.
I am sure that this was unintentional.
gravenimage says
It’s fine, Jay Boo—I knew which comment Arjay made in direct reply to mine, and which he made in reply to livingengine’s reply to my initial comments.
These comments threads can get pretty complicated at times, but this didn’t seem to be a problem.
pumbar says
“He” seems to have something for Mr Jihadski. Maybe it’s a crush?
dsinc says
Didn’t this savage also manage to board the aircraft without a passport?
Transmaster says
Oh the humanity foiled by a skid mark. 🙁
:Brown stains in the Boxers = fried ‘nads.
Lawrence says
I object to the cost of keeping this creep in jail for the rest of his life – which will be decades.
Oliver says
Perhaps we will get lucky and a patriotic prisoner will do a Jeff Dahlmer on him. Otherwise, in a few years, maybe more then a few, the sob sisters will start in; ineffective counsel; he is scuha goood boy; he ahs written something (probably unintelligible) so he has been rehabilitated, so let us let this piece of garbage back into society.
And some asshole judge would approve.
Or another Obama type will give hiom a pardon.
Oliver says
Perhaps we will get lucky and a patriotic prisoner will do a Jeff Dahlmer on him. Otherwise, in a few years, maybe more then a few, the sob sisters will start in; ineffective counsel; he is scuha goood boy; he ahs written something (probably unintelligible) so he has been rehabilitated, so let us let this piece of garbage back into society.
And some asshole judge would approve.
Or another Obama type will give hiom a pardon.
BC says
I have alwsy understood that personal cleanliness was a big thing with these people. Maybe he thought as he was going to get vapourised it did not matter
but at least he could have thought about those 72 virgins, who might appreciate clean underwear
gravenimage says
BC wrote:
I have alwsy understood that personal cleanliness was a big thing with these people…
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Not necessarily, BC. A lot of this “cleanliness” is just *ritual* cleanliness—meaning that a freshly-showered Infidel who has just brushed his teeth and used a minty mouthwash is considered a “filthy Kuffar”, but a pious Muslim wearing a filthy Shalwar Kameez with his left hand smeared with excrement is considered “clean”.
Far worse than this, of course—disgusting as it is—is what pious Muslims consider “spiritually clean”—including planning to mass-murder hundreds of innocent Infidels on Christmas Day.
Michael Johnson says
what is the israeli screening system?
White Hunter says
The Israelis use profiling, for one thing; they’re not bashful about using it and don’t apologize for it. You see, there’s no ACLU in Israel to sue them about it. And no Eric Holder, either. So in contrast to us, the Israelis are free to use common sense to keep themselves from being murdered by terrorists.
The Profile is necessarily top secret for obvious reasons, but their technique is the opposite of ours: they focus on passengers with the known characteristics of terrorists, instead of waving them through for Priority Boarding and strip-searching 80-year-old grannies in wheelchairs.
I’d guess they probably pay extra attention to anyone who is, for example:
A young/male/moslem/flying alone or with a few other young muzzie males (i.e. without wife and children traveling together as a family–although I wouldn’t put it past the mohammedans to recruit an entire family with young children as “martyrs” if they thought it would “get the job done”). If he’s known to have vacationed in such top tourist destinations as Yemen, Iran, or the Pakistan/Afghanistan border region, that probably adds a few points, too. As would a graduation certificate from an American flight training school that teaches students from the Middle East how to fly a Boeing 757, 767, or 777 without needing to know how to land.
I’d imagine that any Westerner who had gone insane, grew a filthy beard, and converted to Mohammedism would most likely get at least a second glance. As would anyone walking around with feces in his diaper–whether he was wearing it in that condition underneath his trousers, or on his head–a very chic fashion statement among devotees of the Prophet.
You get the idea, I’m sure. Here, on the other hand, such a person couldn’t possibly be touched, delayed, or inconvenienced in any way.
In fact Norm Mineta, GW Bush’s idiotic Secretary of Transportation, issued a diktat (shortly after 9/11, counter-intuitive as that seems) to U.S. airlines threatening them with fines in the hundreds of thousands of dollars if they pulled more than two (or was it three?) mohammedans out of the bordering line for any flight for special scrutiny or questioning.
And–incredibly–American and United (the ones whose pilots’ throats were cut, and planes hijacked, on 9/11) were the first victims of Mineta’s insane, suicidal decree.
Oh well, enough for now. Hope my answer helps to clarify things.
Oliver says
Once, after 911, I met a Lebanese Jew, who had a relative with El Al (Flag airline of Israel), who told me that they (El Al personnel) are all trained to talk to passengers and would be passengers, and if the passenger says anything that seems “odd” (I think that was the word) to contact security.
Odd included placing cities in the wrong states (if there were other “items” that would pick someone out), etc.
To add.
Good system
London Jim says
The Lord works in mysterious ways, as the saying goes. And that’s coming from someone who has shat his pants for good reason in the past. ;-(
London Jim says
The Lord works in mysterious ways, as the saying goes.( And that’s coming from someone who has, admittedly, shat his pants in the past)
dumbledoresarmy says
Look, I know that it’s hilarious.
But.
Really, if the security people had figured out the reason why the bomb didn’t detonate as planned, they should have said **nothing whatever**.
We do not want the Enemy to know that they (the Enemy) screwed up, and exactly how and why.
Because we **want them to keep right on making their stupid mistakes, not fix them**.
If this information had not been made public, then the *next* sleazy jihadi loser to get a pair of Exploding Underpants might have treated them exactly the same way, hopefully with the same results (fzzzzt! rather than BOOOM).
Anonymous says
My thoughts exactly! Every time I read a news article providing ‘too much’ information especially with regard to what slip ups led to a perpetrator of some villainy getting caught, I scream a silent “Why is it necessary to print that?” in my head.
gravenimage says
Very true.
Jim Bucket says
Oops
London Jim says
. . . Derelictus in Caelo , narrowly avoided.
tpellow- says
Supplementary.
‘Telegraph’ (£)-
“Underwear bomber plot failed because he ‘wore same pants for two weeks.’
US official says terror plot failed because bomber did not change his undergarments for two weeks and soiled the explosives.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/al-qaeda/10989843/Underwear-bomber-plot-failed-because-he-wore-same-pants-for-two-weeks.html
Angemon says
I feel dirty just from reading that. Yuck.
Cindy says
Wow!!!! GOD is great!!!! He can even use poo to protect HIS people and those around them. They will NEVER win over Israel!! The Creator of the universe is watching out for them. All praise to GOD!!!!! Forever and ever!!
Lloyd Miller says
Uh, do you think maybe a guy gets a bit nervous with a bomb in his underwear? Its not about fastidiousness, it’s about fear causing a bowel movement!
D.C. Watson says
“Underwear jihad bomber failed because he “soiled” bomb briefs”
That’s just gross.
gerard says
Skidmarks in your undies told a tale on you!
gerard says
Pity the lawyer tasked with filing those briefs!
Concerned Observer says
The noble, brave mujahid craping his pants, revealing his cowardice and reluctance to die for his imaginary, yet infernal god…
Elisheva14 says
G-d intervened here and it was a miracle. That also happens with Hamas: they kill themselves and later want to blame the Jews. Have no pity on these savages ever. That is the only way to overcome evil. Our media wants us to have pity on them. The only savage worth anything is a dead one.
David, Thailand says
A bit of reality, perhaps?
You call this an act of God? Then obviously that same God is perfectly comfortable with tens of thousands of civilians each year being butchered by Jihadists, in his name.
As for your concept of a ‘miracle’, note that miracles only ever happened in days when people were ignorant enough to believe in them.
Elisheva14 says
G-d intervened here and it was a miracle. That also happens with Hamas: they kill themselves and later want to blame the Jews. Have no pity on these savages ever. That is the only way to overcome evil. Our media wants us to have pity on them. The only savage worth anything is a dead one.
CornHolio says
So THAT is why they pray in that position, kneeling with foreheads to the floor. It’s a backward-firing-artillery position!
(Qur’an 43:7-9)
“Truly Allah is all-wise and merciful, with clear signs for those with intelligence.
When you meet your enemy (any will do) on the battlefield, do not turn to flee, unless it is to point Allah’s Anal Explosives their way, and send them to the Fire, in His mercy. Is God not the best?
And guard the ‘unseen’ as Allah has guarded it against uncleanliness, to avoid short-circuiting the detonation wires.
Yet the unbelievers and those with disease in their hearts will ignore these clear signs. Are they fvcked up or what?”
Mulakush says
The article states that Homeland Security “…should adopt a system like the Israeli one …”
So, what system does Israel use? I know that ours is wasteful and humiliating to the individual. I curse the ragheads every time I have to board a plane.
Petey says
Does this make the would be jihadi martyr turned loose impotent bitch eligible for the Darwin Awards? I know he didn’t die, but this has got to be an honorable mention ;or a footnote perhaps?