The good news, class, is that you will be dismissed early today. “Isis suicide bombing instructor blows up his own class by accident,” by Christopher Hooton, Belfast Telegraph, August 11, 2014 (thanks to Twostellas):
An Isis commander at a terrorist training camp north of Baghdad accidentally detonated a belt packed with explosives during a demonstration in front of a group militants on Monday, killing himself and 21 nearby trainees.
The accident was a source of dark humour for locals, with suicide attacks in public spaces having become an almost daily occurrence in Iraq.
A bomber struck a falafel shop near the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Baghdad last week, and when told of the bungled training demonstration by the New York Times, Raad Hashim, who works at a liquor store near the site of the bombing, burst out laughing.
“This is so funny,” he said. “It shows how stupid they are, those dogs and sons of dogs.”
On a more serious note, he added: “It also gives me pain, as I remember all the innocent people that were killed here.”
“This is God showing justice. This is God sending a message to the bad people and the criminals in the world, to tell them to stop the injustice and to bring peace. Evil will not win in the end. It’s always life that wins over death.
Another local told the newspaper: “I heard this today when my friend rang me in the afternoon to tell me about it. He was so happy as if he was getting married, which made me happy as well. In pictures: The rise of Isis
“I hope that their graves burn and all the rest of them burn as well. I was not happy with the number killed, though: I wanted more of them to die, as I remember my friend who was killed by a suicide bomber in 2007.”
A further 15 people were wounded in the explosion, according to police and army officials, which took place at a compound situated in the northeastern Salahuddin Province.
The instructor was not named, but was described to the NYT by an Iraqi Army officer as a prolific recruiter who was “able to kill the bad guys for once.”
Guest says
Wish more such early dismissals happen.
Wtf? says
Class do not flick the on switch ……………..
Hahahaha habana
Diane Harvey says
In cartoon form,
http://www.barenakedislam.com/2011/07/13/indonesia-muslim-bomb-maker-blows-himself-up-while-teaching-young-terrorists-in-training-how-to-make-bombs/terrorist-school-1-4/
Angemon says
Hamza al-Masri must be so very proud…
Mannie says
Listen up! I’m only going to show you this, once.
Coupe DeVille says
Beautiful comment! I still can’t stop laughing!
Charli Main says
Does this still qualify him for 72 virgins, little boys as sweet as pearls and a herd of good looking camels ????
SpiritOf1683 says
They’ll be disappointed. they thought they’d get their 72 virgins but all they’ve got is a bag of raisins to share.
ebonystone says
The “72 virgins” bit is Allah’s little joke: there are only 72 virgins, total. The newcomer to Paradise has to wait his turn. At present the wait for the first night with one is 6231 years, 5 months.
BC says
Thanks for that idea it has made my day.
jihad3tracker says
For those of us who don’t already know about this reliable source for chuckles provided by Allah’s Army, search-engine words “terrorist bloopers” will bring up some all-time classics.
Mirren10 says
”An Isis commander at a terrorist training camp north of Baghdad accidentally detonated a belt packed with explosives during a demonstration in front of a group militants on Monday, killing himself and 21 nearby trainees”
🙂 🙂 Their ineptness is only equalled by their viciousness. Darwin awards, I think !
miriam rove says
Great news!!! M
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jihad3tracker says
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” Dear —–,
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I suggest that you first visit http://www.jihadwatch.org, a blog of news and comment by Robert Spencer — author of 13 books, a former advisor to U.S. counter terror personnel. His long distinguished biography is available at the website.
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Liza Jones says
Agreed! I subscribe to all of these sites.
And for NI Catholics, there is no parallel between their struggle for civil rights and the Islamist movements in the Middle East. Hamas is not Republican and seeks the complete destruction of Israel. Palestinians were offered the same deal for an independent state at the same time Israel was back in 1948. They did not accept the deal back then and they have been rejecting peace ever since. There’s a lot of ignorance of the historical facts surrounding the Palestinian/Israeli conflict and I see much of it coming from Ireland.
Anthony Mundane says
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Rajivi says
“This is God showing justice. This is God sending a message to the bad people and the criminals in the world, to tell them to stop the injustice and to bring peace. Evil will not win in the end. It’s always life that wins over death.”
How true..and how many Muslims share this ?
jerryj26 says
I guess they have never heard of inert training aids.
Wetwork56 says
Wonder how long it will take till this administration takes credit.
flakmusic says
@Wetwork56
Great comment. Thanks
Aardvark says
“The accident was a source of dark humour for locals…”
Not just the locals! I think this is a classic ‘hoist with their own petard’ incident, and many people all over the world will find it amusing.
salamander says
Following reports that there is a shortage of virgins at the moment , Allah would like to assure his jihadists that he has the matter under control, he has managed to secure a contract with a Pakistani manufacturer who are working round the clock producing inflatable Muslim virgin dolls with large breasts and dark eyes, they have the added bonus in that they will blow themselves up, so its all good .
dlbrand says
Perfect.
Allah, so loving to the believers. Creative and resourceful to boot.
dlbrand says
Wow, this guy was an excellent teacher; We should all learn from him: what to do with jihadist?
In brief, eliminate them.
Jovial Joe says
A+
Bezelel says
Thanks for the comic relief. Encore !!!
VLParker says
Halleluhah! I’m afraid you will find there are no virgins awaiting you after all. Have fun in hell.
agwnonsense says
This is an old story {February I Think} I still laugh about it.GOD has a sense of humour doesn’t he.<:o)
devonoagon says
As Achmed the Dead Terrorist once said…”they blow up so fast!”…I wonder though….were those raisins they get really…..dingleberries????
Sharon Hanna says
I went to the Belfast Telegraph website but found no mention of this article…
Christian says
Maybe God, by whatever name, is tired of having of it being associated with explosions for a while. Cease fire suggested.
agwnonsense says
https://shariaunveiled.wordpress.com/2014/07/25/explosion-rocks-funeral-of-terrorist-in-syria-video/ ——-Another example of Gods humorous side.<:o)
JIMJFOX says
Old and now non-existent story.
This is not helping. Here’s the real thing-
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ6Crjgv5mI[url/]
JIMJFOX says
Apology, agwnonsense!
pumbar says
I wonder if the survivors will learn from this lesson and each explode taking out another 21 jihadis when they recover? I could spiral into something big. Kind’ve like a muslim population explosion (ahem).
pumbar says
It could spiral (daft keyboard).
John says
Intelligence is non existent for these jihadis. I bet his last words were ‘now listen, never ever do what I,m about to show you’.
Liza Jones says
A few more teachers like this one would be a blessing. And while ISIS beheads children and stones women to death, and sets about annihilating whole groups of people, Belfast republicans are protesting against Israeli products. When are people going to connect the dots and recognize the genocidal aspirations of these terrorist affiliates? ISIS is Hamas in lower case letters.
Tim says
well, I few more of these comedy routines and we won’t miss Robin Williams as much
Guy Macher says
It never rains but it pours! I hope he’s one of twenty inbred brothers.
Johnny Canuck says
I thought there was no humor in Islam.
BC says
If the ‘commanders’ are so stupid we do not have much to worry about then.
Of course all these guys dream of becoming martyrs he just got there earlier than most.