What a great idea. What superpowers will Gaza Man have? Maybe he can fly with Hamas’ rockets and make sure they murder the maximum number of Israeli civilians. Then he can fly (without an airplane, of course) to the UN and whine at the General Assembly about how Israel is killing “Palestinian” civilians — grabbing stills from horror movies on the way to use as props.
“Palestinian Superhero ‘Gaza Man’ Takes on the Jews,” Washington Free Beacon, December 10, 2014 1:11 pm
Palestinian activists in the Gaza Strip have created a new superhero named Gaza Man to rally the citizens of the Hamas-run territory to fight against the Jews, according to the Tower.
Gaza Man, like Superman and Batman, will be a crusader for justice, according to Palestinian activists.
“We will never sanctify people, but we can sanctify the idea of a masked man who devotes his life to protect his land, his religion and his principles,” Palestinian activist Mohammed Mus’ab said in an Arabic interview translated by the Tower.
Gaza Man is slated to appear in a new television show and also spawn a line of action figures and other merchandise, according to the report.
Diane Harvey says
Gaza Man may have all sorts of “powers” (heh, heh), but apparently no Gaza man has been able to get Gaza to have a workable sewerage system.
Muslims, living in the 7th century, and proud of it.
cheekturner says
Maybe they should call him “Sh’ite Man” And he won’t have to fly! He can travel on a talking donkey!
Champ says
Lets see, which one doesn’t belong in the picture …
Grizzly
Anti
Zionist
A-hole
Monster
And
Nutjob
…that’s who! lol! 😀
Sovereign Man says
I’m wondering how they are going continue the series to the second issue, after Gaza Man walks on to a bus loaded with innocent schoolchildren and detonates his bomb-vest, sending bits of schoolwork, books, clothing, and charred and bloody chunks of previously alive flesh all over the street.
http://images.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=israel+bus+bomb
Judi says
Or with a bit of luck he might come across the Iron Dome beforehand!
cheekturner says
They have him in the completely wrong attire. Surely they should dress him in the manner of mudhutmad. That’s to say in any girly outfit in order that he might have revelations or visions concerning the whereabouts of the need for his services as did his mentor mudhutmad.
JS says
Should I cry or laugh?.. A true Gaza Man should have been someone who exposed the hypocrisy of Hamas and PA.
hammar says
There are but they have all been killed, families with children, daughters raped and are threaten with death and decapitation. That is islamic way. But we as people with faith in the True God know that salvation only comes from the Lord. You can kill the body but you will be judged one day. We must pray that these terrible crimes that have exploded over the Middle East that are getting worse of course with isis which is the new name they have put on the face of islam and our own phony president who loves to look the other way like nothing matters but his bad golf game. The world is really sick.
cs says
He will kill some gays and atheists also.
Western Canadian says
islam (RTC) has done nothing good for humanity, only vicious evil. The largest (numerically speaking) crime committed against the Jews, the Nazi holocaust, was eagerly encouraged and embraced by the vermin known as devout muslims. There is no crime against humanity, that this filthy and sub-animal cult does not embrace, encourage and celebrate. Abdul or abdula, you are a vile criminal for lying in the defence of this criminal cult.
Salah says
Muhammad and his male “friends”!!!
“..he entered between him (Muhammad) and his shirt and began to kiss him and embrace him.”
Dawud 1669 سنن أبى داود
http://crossmuslims.blogspot.com/2012/10/was-muhammad-gay.html
Rebecca says
Christy- I don’t get ur point. No one is denying the facts that, while the muslims treated the Jews like second class citicens- they definitely treated them better than the christians did! And Jews are grateful for that.
What does that have to do with how they are treating the Jews right now?
The catholic church horribly abused Jews for hundreds of years. Yet, I feel grateful to them. Why? b/c the catholic church saved my grandmother and her sis during the Holocaust and if not for them, I wouldnt be here today. So, just like I am grateful to them for how they treat the Jews now, and not in the past. I am allowed to judge the arab world by how they are treating the Jews now, not how they were good to the jews in the past.
mortimer says
Your point, Christy? Is it ‘good’ to be the second class citizen under discriminatory Sharia?
Do you want to be second class?
don vito says
Miss Christy, delusional mask will not protect you from FGM. Don’t throw acid on us here at JW. You are abusing us, respect our views, even as you hate us.
Western Canadian says
“Lol! More of that recycled myth?”
Not a myth and not recycled.
““Muslims did the Holocaust, waaaaaaaah”!”
I said no such thing, and you know it… Pathetic the way to have to twist things thereby prove you are a liar. No need to give additional proof, your every pathetic and dishonest post does that very well, thank you.
“Well the reality is that it was years of Christian antisemitism that made the Holocaust possible.’
Hitler hated Christianity, and admired islam (RTC). Again, you are caught lying.
” Oh and FYI, the only nation in Europe to see its Jewish population grow was none other than Muslim Albania. The Muslim Albanians helped and hid their Jews and even took in additional ones.”
At that point in time islam (RTC) was not a power in ANY European country. If it had been their behavior would have been even worse than the French. And by the way, several European countries (the most Christian ones, by the way) sheltered and protected their Jews from the pagan/Islamic hoards.
Try a few more lies, but then we can count on you doing just that.
mjazzguitar says
I remember reading somewhere that in one “enlightened” Muhammadan country that, by law, the Jews had to wear ridiculously long sleeves that reached to the ground.
And every year when they paid the jizya tax, they got a slap in the face.
yonatan says
Spoiler: he ends up shot dead at a checkpoint after trying to smuggle children wearing suicide vests into Israel. Just like a good palestinian terrorist
Arthur says
The action figure will have two faces–you just flip the keffiyeh over. One face smiles and when you pull the string it says, “Religion of peace! I am a victim of racism! Give me aid! I am the true Muslim!” If the other face is showing it says, “Allahu Akbar! I hate the Jews! Strike at their necks! I am the true Muslim!”
The less expensive Jordanian Man model is bald and portly and when you squeeze him he just says, “I hate the Jews!” over and over. Sales are not expected to be so good with this line.
St. Croix says
Good one!
Blangwort says
No, if you read the Koran, you’ll note that Islam FOUGHT Judaism. Muhammad slaughtered Jews who refused to live the thug life that he advocated.
There was a brief period, while most other civilizations were struggling, when Islam tolerated Judaism. But that’s as good as it ever got. These days, they rant about killing Jews. Not Israelis, JEWS.
I will not respect such hatred. They have no right to kill, assault, and maim based upon something that their ancestors may have done. What have they done in the last century? NOTHING. They are a hate-filled bunch of cults, This isn’t the seventh or even the 13th century any more. We’re in the 21st century. Those who insist on living in the past do not deserve anyone’s respect.
Rokku says
So this is a story about Mega Man going jihad and then turned into Gaza Man?
pumbar says
He has a specially stretched back passage which can be crammed with plastic explosives and KY jelly. As a result of this the figure is equipped with an inflatable rubber ring for when he sits upon his flying mighty steed, Buraq, the my little pony with wings doll. For the western version the Buraq doll is replaced by an islamic pedophile rape gang taxi cab and a briefcase full of cash from local government departments.
G179 says
A superhero is always masked
.. and so is a robber and an assassin
Jay Boo says
Just like Muhammad
Is the color on that face mask Hot Pink or fuschia?
I hate to be one to criticize but that color is so — well you know …
Not that there is anything wrong with that, except that is not easy to visualize a ‘super-hero’ buying scarfs at the women’s section of Versace.
Lets hope that this super-hero will at least wear underwear under his Islamic man dress while flying over nine year olds.
Jay Boo says
If our governor Christy will take a moment to reflect between kissing Muslim butts and trolling here at jihad watch he will agree that:
The THREE Islamic super-hero Pagan deities in league with the THREE Daughters of Allah saved Islam. Yes, it was a full six-pack of ladies in an LLC partnership with the one and the only almighty Allah that formed a verbal alliance with Satan after having been tricked into willing submission to the devil by the satanic verses.
Exodus from Medina
Desert jinn spirits spoke in twisted verse, a dance of words to recite, to recite.
Medina’s false prophet this rehearsed in a cave near Mecca veiled by night.
But the angel Gabriel saw his descent, and said “Pawn of Satan turn, repent, repent.”
But, sharia’s verse planted its infected creed, fertilized by this false prophet’s made-up dream.
Vain attempts to partner with God almighty were dredged up from the lowest pit of Muhammad’s vanity.
Bloodied hands are now washed before prayers that incite
as hate speech is masked as devotion to recite, to recite.
Along Medina’s “fastest growing” path straight to hell
“Nine Eleven” admirers grovel beneath Satan’s will.
Jihadists bow not to God but to Islam’s unholy weapon,
as false humility makes its hajj to Satan’s deception.
Blasphemy crawls from Islam’s stockpile of vile, veiled verse.
Seth says
Gazaman will be a crusader? Oh, the irony!
Ernie says
Dear Christy , I don’t see the connection between the topic and your comment . Now , referring to the topic : the “birth” of a “palestinian superhero” is an indicator for Hamas and PA desperation , or just a compensation for the emptyness these two terror-organisations are offering their people if you will . The Palestinian population has been betrayed by it’s leaders for a long long time . Their leaders filled their pockets ( wide spread corruption , from high to low , and allways keeping their people ignorant , virtually powerless ) . Indoctrination and intimidation are THE tools to keep a population in this position , to serve the needs of its “leaders”. Their leaders are like parasites living in a weakened body . Draining it from all it’s life-force . If the body gets strong(er) , that is when the population would get out of it’s desperate , impoverished position , the “leaders” will lose their grip on the population and lose their priviliges . I think we have to see the birth of this “Palestinian” superhero in this context . More emptiness , more fiction , more bullshit to herd the cattle . : Ernie
St. Croix says
Ernie, you don’t see the connection between “Christy’s” spiel and the comment because “Christy” seems to publish this same drivel every now and then as a comment to varied articles and topics. To “Christy” this load fits the bill no matter what is being discussed.
Ernie says
Dear St. Croix , thank you for your reaction ! Yes , I’ve seen Christy’s text before , as well as other texts she published before on this blog . It seems that Christy enjoys all that personal attention . Even or maybe especially when this attention is negative in it’s nature. I don’t intend to give all this (about Christy) too much attention . And so my approach will be somewhat like this : O.k. , Christy , I’ve seen your contribution to this blog . And you as a person have been noticed by me . You have all my respect . And now let’s go on with business . I intent to stay goodnatured , fair and calm . Well St. Croix , thank’s again and enjoy ! : Ernie
Champ says
A superhero always wears a mask? …so do gangsters and hooligans!
Ha Meshuga says
Ha! Poor Gazza….watched him live over many seasons down the Lane……
Porky The Crusader says
You never thought about going to get treatment in a psychiatric hospital,you should consider this seriously, a friend.
Tony Gibson says
Does this superhero have a middle name because ‘Gas’ is appropriate- GAZA GAS MAN: capable of propelling himself over Israel in a single bound after a meal of beans & chopped onion. Jerusalem Post: “Gaza Man created a stink over Tel-Aviv today as residents suffered from the fallout of noxious gasses as he flew overhead. Witnesses reported seeing the human projectile lose the back end of his fuselage as he dumped heavily over the city. At this stage there are no serious casualties from his shockingawful”
St. Croix says
LOL!
duh_swami says
‘Here I come to save the day’…Mickey Mouse was the original super hero.
All others are original reproductions…Gazagirl is a stolen western idea…But what do they have, other than Islam, that’s not stolen?
ecosse1314 says
Your repetitive comment is a morass of truth and lies. If it was wholly factual there would be no need for you to repost it on a daily basis. Leaving aside the half-baked historical analysis could you please confirm what religious group have carried out over 20000 attacks since 2001.
Let us talk about now.
Mort Mooze says
There is some truth to the above.
However the Jews have advanced during the last 150 years in the fields of science, technology, literature, art and music.
The great majority of Muslims have stalled, sputtered and returned to the 7th century CE.
Muslims are obsessed with Jew-bashing.
When the Sunnis will kill off all the Shia and The Shia will slaughter all the Sunni, will there be any Muslim remaining to confront the Jews?
clifford hall says
Christy
I may have been the first to defend your right to free speech without gross insult. However, the subject matter of this scissors and paste job has nothing to do with the subject of Gaza Boy. It only distracts from the post and, since it’s a repeat, verges on the obsessionally self-indulgent. You end up convincing no-one for the obvious reason that people will simply not read you.
Since you seem to be at odds with so many on here as a consequence of these irritating left jabs, perhaps it would be a good idea if you spelt out your agenda and philosophy as a sign of your good faith.
Rebecca
Yes. Bless you and yours.
jumper says
They are just trying to revive an a very funny moving from 2008, You Don’t Mess with the Zohan, starring Adam Sandler who plays an Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist. Of course in the movie the Palestinian superhero thinks he dispatched him, and later finds the great Zohan and his sister are in love in NYC – quite funny.
don vito says
Miss Christy, you are putting a burka on islam, we can’t see the real islam because of the burka. Please remove the burka and protect your genitalia from the myth of moderate and tolerant islam.
Champ says
I suspect that “christy” is male …
Western Canadian says
If so, only on a genetic level….
gts58 says
Funny stuff! A “Throat-Cutting Super Hero” – only in the minds of inbred Palestinian savages!
mary_g says
The question is..why the ‘super hero’ wears masks?…the answer: because they hide something… They are a weak man behind the mask..they are nothing behind it… if Palestinian needs a super real hero..try Mother Theresa…she risks her own life for saving many people, without asks them if they are Christian or not……Palestinian risk their life to kill any oppose them..
Das Karl says
Shows how the Western-educated jihadists fully appreciate the mind-twisting power of the Matrix Media.
Mirren10 says
”Gaza Man is slated to appear in a new television show and also spawn a line of action figures and other merchandise, according to the report”
Hang on, I thought Gaza was an open air concentration camp, where everyone is near starvation and miserable ?
But they all have tellies and can afford to buy ”action figures and other merchandise” … riiiight.
Must be some aid money left over from the rockets and tunnels.
mjazzguitar says
Gaza itself is a very beautiful place.
I’ve always said that there are plenty of third world countries who would give their left arm to live on prime real estate on the Mediterranean who could partner economically with an entrepreneurial powerhouse like Israel. These people are sitiing on a gold mine and don’t even know it.
jerry says
Not so funny: In today’s newspaper i read Marvel comics is going to produce many series of muslim superheros for American consumption (brain washing)
Hussains recent decree on Cuba is tied to islam as Turkey wants to build mosques in Cuba