No, this is not a real news account, but it echoes a hundred genuine news accounts from a shattered, reeling, dhimmi Britain in its death throes. “2015 – Your Handy Month By Month Guide To The Year Ahead,” by James Delingpole, Breitbart, January 1, 2015 (thanks to Axel):
Abu Hamza Madrassa (formerly St Jude’s C of E Primary School) in Bradford, formerly rated Outstanding by Ofsted, is discovered by inspectors on a new snap inspection to have bomb-making equipment, RPG rocket launchers and two cases of AK47s in its store cupboard. The Guardian and the Independent run outraged editorials arguing that this is exactly the sort of problem that arises when schools aren’t given fair and proper warning about Ofsted inspections. The BBC despatches [sic] its top reporters to visit the local Muslim community to see whether they have experienced any Islamophobia as a result of this disgraceful breach of their school’s privacy….