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A parody that is all too close to the truth

Jan 1, 2015 4:20 pm By Robert Spencer

sharia-poster-crowd-550x339No, this is not a real news account, but it echoes a hundred genuine news accounts from a shattered, reeling, dhimmi Britain in its death throes. “2015 – Your Handy Month By Month Guide To The Year Ahead,” by James Delingpole, Breitbart, January 1, 2015 (thanks to Axel):

…February

Abu Hamza Madrassa (formerly St Jude’s C of E Primary School) in Bradford, formerly rated Outstanding by Ofsted, is discovered by inspectors on a new snap inspection to have bomb-making equipment, RPG rocket launchers and two cases of AK47s in its store cupboard. The Guardian and the Independent run outraged editorials arguing that this is exactly the sort of problem that arises when schools aren’t given fair and proper warning about Ofsted inspections. The BBC despatches [sic] its top reporters to visit the local Muslim community to see whether they have experienced any Islamophobia as a result of this disgraceful breach of their school’s privacy….

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  1. jay says

    Jan 1, 2015 at 4:36 pm

    Ugh, they would be hilarious if not so eerily true. Love the Vanity Fair article one and the Christmas one though.

  2. Angry says

    Jan 1, 2015 at 4:41 pm

    “The Guardian and the Independent run outraged editorials arguing that this is exactly the sort of problem that arises when schools aren’t given fair and proper warning about Ofsted inspections.”

    So ‘The Guardian’ and the ‘Independent’, both left-wing rags, would prefer it if Ofsted notified the educational institutes that they’re going to visit!

    This would obviously give, in this case, the Madrassa operators time to remove ANY incriminating evidence. That’s the whole point of Ofsted inspections, they’re supposed to make ‘unexpected’ visits whenever a serious allegation has been made at any educational institute; in order to gain some evidence.

    Geez.. those pesky lefties

  3. Salah says

    Jan 1, 2015 at 6:11 pm

    “…bomb-making equipment, RPG rocket launchers and two cases of AK47s…”

    With such PC idiots in the government promoting self-subjugation they won’t need any weapons!

    • Kevin Walker says

      Jan 2, 2015 at 12:05 pm

      Salah said: “With such PC idiots in the government promoting self-subjugation they won’t need any weapons!”

      You take my words Salah (and others on this forum):
      ‘mohammedans’ are attacking 3 prong; one is, as you mentioned, infiltration of govt. agencies and brainwashing of masses into accepting them through various medias; second, the terrorist attacks on western soil & citizens to instill a sense of permanent fear; third, covertly they are preparing for a physical confrontation for if there is any resistance from indigenous population. All mohammedans in the west HAVE some sort of lethal weapon ready at their home and most have access to firearms (legal or illegal) which they will use for intimidating & killing us at appropriate time.
      I am involved in the legal activities of hunting & shooting in my area, which UNFORTUNATELY also is home to a large number of mohammedans and from their own account they ‘all’ are well prepared with firearms & plenty of ammo in stock. Legal or illegal doesn’t matters to them as mohammedans know the police, judiciary & the govt. will support them if they are ever caught with an illegal gun.
      mohammedans are just bidding their time and will use any of these approach according to the situation.

  4. Angemon says

    Jan 1, 2015 at 6:24 pm

    A parody that is all too close to the truth

    Which is precisely why I don’t find it particularly funny.

  5. tpellow says

    Jan 1, 2015 at 7:08 pm

    “Muslim faith schools are causing serious divisions in society because of their lack of diversity warns top equality campaigner.
    “Matthew Taylor says faith schools causing social and racial segregation.
    “Equality campaigner says Muslim faith schools have the least diversity.
    “Government policy promotes segregation and anti-integration, he says.
    “21 Birmingham schools were investigated over alleged Trojan Horse plot.”
    By MARTIN ROBINSON
    FOR MAILONLINE.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2893366/Muslim-faith-schools-causing-divisions-society-lack-diversity-warns-equality-campaigner.html#ixzz3NcKoGC8T

  6. dumbledoresarmy says

    Jan 2, 2015 at 6:06 am

    Of all the comments – most of which wasted their time on subjects other than the immediate menace of civilisation-destroying Jihad – I think this one was the best.

    John Croston • a day ago

    “January. After a Muslim terrorist attack, David Cameron says “This has nothing to do with Islam.”
    February. After a Muslim terrorist attack, David Cameron says “This has nothing to do with Islam.”
    March. After a Muslim terrorist attack, David Cameron says “This has nothing to do with Islam.”
    April. After a Muslim terrorist attack, David Cameron says “This has nothing to do with Islam.”
    May. After a Muslim terrorist attack, David Cameron says “This has nothing to do with Islam.”
    June. After a Muslim terrorist attack, David Cameron says “This has nothing to do with Islam.”…”.

  7. cs says

    Jan 2, 2015 at 3:37 pm

    DECEMBER

    Christmas is cancelled after campaigning by a group called Gay Secularist Friends of Palestine Against Islamophobia, which successfully brings a case before the ECHR arguing that the Festival’s claim to be a “Season of Peace and Goodwill To All Men” is discriminatory against certain religions whose adherents may sometimes prefer to express their own faith through the medium of War and Ill Will To All Men (And Women And Children) Who Do Not Belong To Their Preferred Sect In The Religion Of Peace.

  8. Mark says

    Jan 3, 2015 at 1:25 am

    Shiek david cameron said this is nothing to do with the real genuine peacefull islam.

    He went on to confirm his new arms deal with isis uk divison and said the increase in arms orders will do much to ensure the level of muslims in work at the new pakistani munitions factory in bradford.

    Shares in top undertakers soared today with the news that deaths are at a all time high. Government spokesman deny that there is any truth in the rumour that this is due to the muslims cultural enrichment program to educate non muslims in the missunderstandings about beheading.

    Latest score results…. intersect division:-

    shia 50 dead, 200 wounded
    sunnin 49 dead, 199 wounded.

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