Why? CNN, MSNBC and the BBC aren’t enough for them? “The Islamic State Plans TV Channel, According to Reports,” by Debra Kamin, Variety, January 19, 2015:
According to reports in both Israeli and international media this week, the Islamic State has a 24-hour television channel in the works.
The station, which if launched will take Isis’ well-polished propaganda machine to an entirely new level, will feature round-the-clock news and commentary that supports its jihadist ideology.
The terror organization has waged a shockingly bloody campaign in recent months to seize large swaths of Iraq and Syria, and it has utilized both Twitter and YouTube, as well as Iraqi radio bandwidth, to spread its message and galvanize support among terrorist sympathizers. It has its own English-language magazine, Daqib, as well as a video series, on both YouTube and other content-sharing sites, dubbed “The Flames of War.”
Earlier this week, Isis posted two Arabic-language short teasers purportedly for the upcoming station, a channel that will be called the Islamic Caliphate Broadcast. Both featured sharply edited still images and promise in-depth video to come. According to the Israeli daily Haaretz, one of the programs will offer guidance and support on how to recruit Muslim sympathizers into Isis’ ranks. The same Haaretz report said that the station would also feature a video series by British captive John Cantile, as well as a daily news program….
Salah says
OT
A MUST SEE picture:
French woman disregards Muslim prayers in street. Handbag bumping heads.
https://twitter.com/gregjenv/status/554491146991177728/photo/1
Ashley says
LOL! GREAT picture!
Thanks for sharing!
nacazo says
wow all of their prayers invalidated according to mogammed…more power to her, more women should follow suit.
joeb says
Heh heh, yes, that’s a good point. Well remembered!
Mirren10 says
”French woman disregards Muslim prayers in street. Handbag bumping heads”
**Brilliant** !
This is what we should **all** do, whenever these scum try to take over our streets, shopping centres, etc. Huge kudos to her.
Mark Spahn (West Seneca, NY) says
Looking at that photo, all the squatters are facing in the same direction as the street. Since when do the streets of Paris (is that where this is?) align with the qibla orientation, pointing toward the Kaaba? These men’s prayers are invalidated not only by their facing in the wrong direction but also by the najis cooties being spread by this kafirah.
Angemon says
Yes, but how will it differentiate itself from all those other channels telling us that poverty, low education and grievances against european colonialism, american imperialism, freedom of speech and Western pop culture cause terrorism?
jihad3tracker says
Hello Angemon — GREAT QUESTION ! ! !
The ISIS channel COULD differentiate itself by including retro American TV classic shows, but ADAPTING them for modern circumstances. Here are some candidates :
The Beverly Hillbillies becomes “The Beverly Killbillies” / Kojak becomes “Quranjak” / Perry Mason becomes “Muhammad Mason” / The Love Boat becomes “The Death Boat” / I Dream of Jeannie becomes “I Dream of Virgins”.
Well, you get the idea . . . Other suggestions for ISIS’s “basic rate” pricing are hereby requested.
Myxlplik says
How about “Dhimmi and Sons”, a sitcom depicting an old Christian and his hip son who is the proprietor of a junkyard, which depicts, in a comedic way, their struggles as second class citizens in an Islamic majority country under Sharia Law, in the Islamic Stats?
They could sell medicinal camel urine jihad sports drinks during commercial breaks to fund the propaganda.
jihad3tracker says
That would be perfect for “prime time” — relaxing in the tent after a hard day of slaughter.
Mark says
The Big Bang Theory could stay the same…but with real explosives
jihad3tracker says
There will have to be some allowances for Qur’anic “astronomy”, of course — for example, according to that exemplary scientific manual, the sun sets in a muddy pool.
Maybe we can dig Carl Sagan up, re-animate him, and he can appear before each gag’s punch line, saying “Hey, this one’s gonna kill you !”
St. Croix says
@Angemon
They have lots of filler already available from these sources you mention! Comedy hour for them–to augment their own material. I’d say they are ready to roll just with what they’ve got already, plus all the footage of heads being chopped off and so on.
Salah says
ISIS has its own banks, currency, institutions, now a TV station.
Now we know why Obama said it will take 3 years to defeat ISIS; he simply wants to give them time to become a fait accompli, a true and legitimate state.
Thank you, Mr President.
Myxlplik says
Well, that wasn’t too difficult to predict.
“Myxlplik says
September 18, 2014 at 6:46 pm
The video is well done, clearly this man has shown he has more value as a cooperative captive than a dead one.
ISIS, just got a huge boon in know how and expertise.
Expect a better, more sophisticated campaign in the future.”
http://www.jihadwatch.org/2014/09/islamic-state-releases-chat-show-style-video-starring-british-hostage-john-cantlie
Yuri says
I heard that Al Gore was going to buy a failing network and sell it to ISIS at a nice profit. Oh wait, he already did that with Algore Jazeera. Sorry.
Renee says
Aahhh, good news! “IS citizens” perhaps get to watch cartoons!
Richie says
No doubt with round the clock executions
katnis says
Block that sh!t. Ugh.
jay says
Can’t be any worse than the crap on NBC or FOX.
mortimer says
Their hubris will be their downfall.
Andy says
There will be je suis charlie show
Don McKellar says
I wonder if they’ll get the Hamas kids shows, with loveable chracters like Farfour? Will they make their own? They’re already “educating” them young to murder, lie, cheat, and steal for Allah, so some ISIS kids TV shows seem a certainty.
Champ says
Oh that’s so precious …
Andrew GB says
I wonder if John Cantlie is trying the old 1001 Arabian tales trick? Spin the series out for the 3 years obama says it will take to win the war? Either way hope he gets out safe.
Their version of Jeremy Kyle will be watchable, These muslims are an excitable bunch! Eastenders will be middle-easters just sondering what they’d use as a pub?
I imagine pepper pig might be dropped and one man and his dog will be one man and his wives.
Hope its on freeview I just cant wait
Howard says
I was in the UK recently and I picked-up a 24 hour muslim channel. Sickening — that should be banned, let alone the isis one. Apparently a large percentage of muslims have it on all day. That is the first thing that should be shut-down.
martinR says
The Jews are planning on leaving the UK, the non specific gener individuals would be wise to get out now, the Christians will turn the other cheek until they are killed, the average non-believer will just turn over like a good dog and take from behind, all other religious groups will leave or convert.
The UK will either get the true message of Islam and through a massive preemptive removal of all Muslims, cleanse the country of this filth or simply devolve into an Islamic travesty of what once was a proud nation, a people with a strong sense of national identity.
Muslims will grin right into your face crying that Islam is the religion of peace while striking your neck shouting to their imaginary sky god.
They are dangerous wild animals roaming free amongst unarmed sheep, there will have to be a turn around or in the not too distant future a massacre on a huge scale will be the fate of the United Kingdom.
duh_swami says
I wonder if Comcast will carry it? Possibly right after Springer might be good.
Or it might fit between ‘Lizard Lick Towing’ and ‘Hardcore Pawn’.
wallace says
Lots of heads on the block if viewing figures dip.
zebo says
Great idea:
Here is an excerpt of isis 100% halal muslim culture tv programm.
AM 07.00
Allah is the greatest- tv show
AM 08.00
Mohammed the 2nd greatest.
AM 09.00
How to rape a child without feeling any guilt.
AM 10.00
Jobless-become a suicide bomber
AM 11.00
chpping of heads and arms and legs the right way
12.00
Halal animal slaughter
and how to make animals needlessly suffer the most possible way
PM 13.00 History Channel
ALL Muslims invention in History-extensive XXL Version
PM 13.01
How to hate non-believers even more
PM 15.00
How to improve and maximise your sociopathic skills to become as good as mohammed
PM 16.00
Your daily dose of jew hating
PM 18.00
Female slaves:
How to get them,how to rape them and how to get rid of them after you killed them
PM 20.00
Islam Logic:How Aisha at the age of six became Mother of all muslims.
PM 21.00
72 virgins:Allah creates female human beings just for muslim rape fun.
PM 22.00
If Allah is the greatest,than there have to be other(less) great gods-how can this be monotheism?
(delayed after tragic death of presenter)
PM 22.00
How to beat your wife properly.
PM 23.00
Movie:Innocence of muslim
PM 24.00
Advanced Taqqiya and how to force kafurs to pay dhimma and jiyza.
mike says
You forgot the goat show – horny goats are good fun.
Myxlplik says
How about some reality TV
Caliphates top Azan, a call to prayer competition.
Or
Housewives of Mosul, or perhaps “Survivor Jihad”
We’ve got many ideas here, boy Islam is funny stuff.
Larry in Tel Aviv says
Want to bet that it’s just a matter of time before the ISIS channel has legitimacy with the far Left. In fact no time at all. I mean if Press TV has legitimacy, and Al-Jazeerah, and yes the BBC, why not the IS channel? Maybe gorgeous George Galloway and Noam Chomsky will make an appearance. They can’t sink any lower than they already have. Why would ISIS jihadists be seen beyond the pale when clearly Hamas and Taliban jihadists are not?
ISCC says
I started my own Islamic State youtube channel “Islamic State Comedy Club”… perhaps they could broadcast a few of the clips. http://www.youtube.com/islamicstatecc/
Dave J says
Why not put a pinpoint bomb on the TV studio? Same with that despicable jihad magazine.
It’s funny, when I look at those pictures of mass prayers in our streets from the rear, all I see are thousands of a**holes.
albert says
Will they show Peppa Pig for the six year olds, oh no sorry, they’ll have ” ISIS Wives ” to watch.
james says
Surely they can do what they can to radicalize youths and we peaceful Muslims will do what we can to de-radicalise the youth at http://www.jihad.info