
These guys never heard of a niqab, apparently. “Boko Haram terrorists caught after disguising themselves as women… but not shaving their beards off,” by John Hall, MailOnline, February 24, 2015:
Beard-wearing militants belonging to West Africa’s brutal Boko Haram Islamic terror organisation have been dressing as women in a hopeless attempt at avoiding the attention of security officials.
Nigerian defense forces liberating the town of Baga from jihadi control yesterday set up a cordon around the suburbs to help them catch any Boko Haram militants who had been unable to escape.
The security workers were shocked to come across several fleeing fighters trying to pass themselves off as females by putting on layers of colourful women’s clothing – despite the fact they had refused to shave their thick jihadi beards.
The terrorists’ attempts to pass themselves off as women were disclosed by Nigerian defense forces yesterday, following a huge operation to flush the militants out the town of Baga….
somehistory says
So very ugly in so many ways.
mariam rove says
There is no messing around with the beard in Islam! Male or female! Dumb asses!! M
Peter Charles says
Yes indeedie they are paragon of intellect, stuck in the 7th Century thinking the Qur’an and Mohammed were both “perfect” and emulating that savage behavior moves them toward “perfection”. It would ne laughable if this stupid thinking had not killed so many millions over the centuries. Something these savages continue to do, unembarrassed and proud of their insanity.
Ephesian says
That’s what several centuries of inbreeding does for you…addles the brain.
Spot On says
Where is his Burka? I thought that’s what Burkas were for.
Alarmed Pig Farmer says
The sad truth is, they can’t afford to maintain a supply or niqabs and burkas. If you think of the current day raft of budding local caliphates as startup companies, and I do, then the Boko enterprise is cash starved. They don’t have the oil revenues like the New Caliphs do up in Mosul. And their recent auction of pubescent sex slaves brought paltry prices and low sales volume. These guys are struggling. The way to explosive growth is to stage a series of explosions in Lago, invade on the technicals, the pickups with a heavy caliber machine gun mounted in the bed, and gain control of the capital. If they did that, they could seize oil revenues just like Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi’s guys did.
The bokos need a better business plan, a more ambitious one.
Spot On says
LOL. Good analysis.
les says
When caught–they should …if not able to afford burkas, then too poor to afford sex change operations, so then; any willing and able person wielding any sort of knife should administer a sex change operation on them following book directions–if having one available, or chance their luck leaving Allah to protect his own! Sound like a good idea?
Nicu says
he is only a transvestite -lol
reminds me of the life of Brian — if it would not be so serious .
Cowards !
Sheri says
This is going to give Obama some ideas for “His” boys.
allan carr bryan says
I hope they dispatched them with EXTREME PREJUDICE, so they will not come back and bite them in their asses. Ain’t Karma a bitch…He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword. A swift round off a AK47 from behind should do the trick.
cs says
The Apocalypse Now speech is: “Terminate with extreme prejudice.”
Very impressive scene in an impressive movie.
Jay Boo says
This guy is following in Muhammad’s example as Salah has illustrated at his website previously.
Angemon says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-c73EOmDPM
These guys should have read their Hergé.
cs says
🙂
cs says
That is a real WTF.
The Doctor says
Perhaps Mariam can shed some light on this one…
These guys are devout Muslims. Since they are not supposed to meet the gaze of a woman, is it possible that they simply (and erroneously) assumed that the border guard would not meet the gaze of a “woman” either and thus their beards would not be noticed?
Or is it just good old-fashioned grade-A stupidity?
cs says
To me, this and a few others that I have been seen could concur to the Noble prize of stupidity.
quotha raven says
to The Doctor – Whatever it is, that picture gave me a good laff, a rarity for JW.
Arturo says
They are merely emulating Muhammad in keeping their beards, it leads to stupidity in more ways than one.
RonaldB says
Actually, the guy looks as appealing as some of the inbred Muslim women in burkas. Once you get several generations of inbreeding, the males look like the females, the burkas and nicquabs become highly functional: they (often) distinguish the males from the females, and they keep you from having to look at the females.
But, alas, there is a security risk. Not that Muslim females wouldn’t support the jihad by carrying bombs, but the burka allows ample room for a bomb, and hides the identity, so even women known to security can move with impunity covered by a burka.
biff says
Inshallah.
Allah is pissed at Muslims, and he’s not helping them as much anymore.
Allah is cutting back on the “god willing” part because Muslims there are too many apostate muslims already.
Muslims are losing their own battle. Allah isn;t supporting them. Mostly because he;s doesn’t actually exist. It’s all simply another invention of Muhammed, the fiction writer and cult leader.
Move over scientology and L Ron Hubbard. Mohammed got there first.
Undaunted says
This is kind of cute, but it’s not stupidity, more likely field expediency. They don’t shave their beards and so don’t carry razors. Once they began fleeing “security forces” they wouldn’t have had time to shave and maybe the local women don’t wear face-coverings, so taking their clothes with which to disguise themselves came up a bit short. They did their best under the circumstances and got caught. I think we’re wrong to think they’re idiots because of this episode. We need to take them seriously and be prepared for some major violence once they rise up here in the US.
Wellington says
I agree with your assessment, undaunted, but still that photo above is a hoot and visual evidence of just how twisted Islam can make a person. In fact, in any depiction of Islamic terrorists I would hope that this one be circulated widely because it does have a ridiculous aspect to it and, as I have said before here at JW, mocking evil is the next best thing to crushing it.
Hope you are doing well. Regularly appreciate your security analyses, which are first-rate.
Undaunted says
Yeah, he is pretty goofy lookin’, at that. Thanks, Wellington. Everybody’s fine, sticks on the ice.
St. Croix says
Yes, that makes sense. A desperate attempt. But where’s the matching handbag?
A bit of levity in a gloomy world, and I did get a kick out of the caption under the photo!
mariam rove says
Actually this guy dressing up like a woman should not be a surprise. Their beloved prophet was into everything from pedophilia, zoophila to necrophilia and everything in the middle.! One the things that are in the middle is cross dressing!!! M
wallace says
Allah is the best of decievers , Boko not so much.
katnis says
FASHION ALERT :: Boko Harem bringing back the bearded ladies…
Champ says
LOL!! ..and the shortsleeve dress shows his manly, hairy arms, too!
Bezelel says
I hope they have to wear those dresses for a long time.
Wellington says
I’ll see you and raise you, Bezelel. How about for eternity?
Bezelel says
Oh yeah, for eternity at least.
Mo says
“These guys never heard of a niqab, apparently. “Boko Haram terrorists caught after disguising themselves as women… but not shaving their beards off,” ”
I’m sorry, that made me laugh!
But it’s not a laughing matter. I guess the complete spiritual darkness they are in affects their thinking?
Ugh, what a waste of lives. That’s all Islam does – destroy minds, souls and lives!
gaoptimize says
To paraphrase a drunk Gimli in LOTR: “It’s the jihadis that go swimming with little, hairy women.”
Mo says
@ gaoptimize
“To paraphrase a drunk Gimli in LOTR: “It’s the jihadis that go swimming with little, hairy women.””
Hahahaha!
biff says
Obama advised that progressives only need deniability as an excuse. They would totally let them past as long as they can pretend they didn’t know.
Obama told them to go full burka but they just didn;t listen.
inshallah.
Obama needs to keep importing more Muslims, then finally there will be critical mass for Sharia in parts of the USA.
Richie says
Islam and cowardice, they go hand in hand
cheekturner says
So the film “Four Lions” wasn’t as far fetched as it seemed with the numpty trying to buy bomb making stuff disguised as a woman. Boko Harem obviously never watched it. Got to admit this really did make me laugh, and as pointed out on previous threads one thing muslims hate is having the piss taken and this certainly is the best piss-take I’ve seen and best of all coming from their own. Keep up the new “good work” Boko scum!
Champ says
A mohammedan dressed in drag is hilaaarious! 😀
And this evil perp got caught so this is fantastic news! Yeah we need more good news like this …
jay says
This is pretty much a grand example of many why if we just refused entry into our countries of these people the problem would take care of itself and not really spill anywhere else.
Oliver says
This is one of-or the- funniest posts I have seen in JW.
Only thing I have sen this week was today’s lefty SALON. Obama is SOFT ON REPUBLICANS WHO ARE TRYING TO MAKE HIM LOOK BAD; ETC.
One of their (Salon’s) points- the Repubs are angry at Obama that HE WILL NOT SAY ISLAMIC MILITANTS/ ISLAMIC TERRORISTS, as Nobrainer is trying to –(I gave up reading after that part)
Sick lefty anals who cannot see another point of view.
back to the post.
Definitely a laugh.
To Wellington: In my view, the best way to defeat evil is to kill the evildoers.
Then, no repeat offenses.
Humiliation only lasts so long.
gravenimage says
Boko Haram jihadis caught: disguised themselves as women but forgot their beards
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Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Wotta buncha jibronis!
There is seldom anything very funny about Boko Haram, but this *is hilarious*! They deserve to be relentlessly mocked.
Lia Wissing says
Did Hajj Amin el-Husayni, the Mufti of Jerusalem, not get out of Israel in the same way? It seems a time-honoured escape trick.
RICHTHOFEN says
They probably saw a picture of that Conchita freak from Eurovision Song Contest, and thought that was ‘normal’ – expect Boko Haram to enter for Eusovision this year and, of course, the organisers will let them
Mo says
@ RICHTHOFEN
“They probably saw a picture of that Conchita freak from Eurovision Song Contest, and thought that was ‘normal’ – expect Boko Haram to enter for Eusovision this year and, of course, the organisers will let them”
Bwahahaha! I hope these BH guys don’t think that’s a standard look in the civilized world.
Dear God but that creature is hideous! I thought it was some sort joke at first? Is that… a male who dressed like a female? Or a female with an unfortunate facial hair problem? I have no idea!
Matthieu Baudin says
Come on, give them a break, they’re probably just violently frustrated north African Muslim cross dressing homosexuals out for a good time and to get a little extra cash. They need to keep the beards for the day job.
Softly Bob says
They would have fooled me,beard or no beard. I’ve seen some of these Muslim women and they are rough!
M S case says
Maybe they are just cross dressers. I could give them a shave,….. right above the collarbone….
Lynette says
So ignorant and uneducated, no brains. Oh, I forgot all muslim speaks for itself!