“Allah did not create man so that he could have fun. The aim of creation was for mankind to be put to the test through hardship and prayer. An Islamic regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious.” — Ayatollah Khomeini
“Cleric?s [sic] ?fatwa? [sic] cancels women?s [sic] football match,” by Subhro Maitra, TNN, March 15, 2015 (thanks to The Religion of Peace):
MALDA: Organizers had to cancel a women’s football match and national-level players who had come from various places across the country had to return as fundamentalists allegedly issued a fatwa to stop a women’s football match at Harishchandrapur here on Saturday.
The block administration, which had earlier given permission for the football match, is now giving the excuse of law and order issues to cancel the event.
Progressive Youth Club of Chandipur village in Harishchandrapur police station area had organized the football match as a part of their golden jubilee celebrations. Club president Reja Razi said, “The women’s football match was to be played between Kolkata-XI and North Bengal-XI. National-level players such as Krishna Das, Sujata Kar, Arjuna-awardee Santi Mallik, Fifa referee Anamika Sen, captain of national handball team Anita Roy and many others were supposed to be present on the occasion. There was great enthusiasm about the event among local people.”
“But last week, some moulavis (Muslim clerics) raised their objection to the women’s football match. We had approached the block administration and the sub-divisional officer for help. On March 11, a meeting was also held in the presence of BDO between us and the fundamentalists who were against the match. The next day, many more clerics said a women’s match would be against Islam. They also threatened to make a stronger agitation if the match was held. The BDO then ordered to stop the match.”
BDO Biplab Roy conceded, “We had to cancel the football match because of a possible deterioration in law and order situation.”
Locals were upset with the cancellation of the event. Villager Pijuskanti Das said, “Are we going backward? When the govt is inspiring women to come forward, such a dictum is disappointing.”
Local Imam Maqsud Alam, however, claimed that they did not issue any fatwa against the match. “When some people sought my opinion, I just said Islam does not permit us to watch women playing in the field wearing short dresses.”
Fritz Kohlhaas says
Screw clerics and Islam!
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Anna says
LOL
PRCS says
Sorry, JB, but it just won’t work.
The ‘B’ in LGBT stands for bisexual.
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Jay Boo says
I guess they would need solid G references confirming them to be long standing card carry G’s with no known history of B behavior.
abad says
LOL
Like my brother once told me:
“Most men would rather have a beer than a bunch of women on hand” (a reference to the former Mormon practice of polygamy we had in a discussion)
You know something?
He was right.
The renegade says
@jay boo – what u said is not a total fantasy but it actually happens in Saudi where people take “get out of jail cards” I.e. Weekend gets away to Bahrain where girls and boys get married over weekend, have fun, rave and alcohol in Bahrain and come back get divorced and continue leading their hypocrisy filled pious lives praying 5 times a day, ladies not driving, pilgrimage in “holy” Mecca etc.
We are all human in the end of the day – God or no God! More you repress a desire, the stronger and harder it is control it.
Muslim clerics are probably the worst paedos, womanisers and sexual deviants but then they can issue a fatwa saying Muhammad did it, so I can too and get away with it!
In other religions all these scandals come out eventually, In Islam everything is scared including sleeping with a fallen man’s wife, looting kufrs etc. By quoting Muhammad’s example.
Islam=Is-scam!
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Richie says
Perhaps because Muslim men feel the sole purpose of a woman is to be used as a sex slave and breeding stock (and the occasional suicide bomber)
Linde Barrera says
I would like to hear what any Muslim cleric has to say about the following. A professor at Harvard University in the 1990s, Dr Howard Gardner came up with The Theory of Multiple Intelligences. He identified 8 intelligences of the human being, saying there were most likely more. 1. Verbal linguistic, 2. logical mathematical, 3. visual spatial, 4. musical, 5. physical, 6. ways with animals and nature, 7. interpersonal, 8. intrapersonal. So, if no one created himself, and each has free will, the Creator endowed us with qualities, talents and abilities that are manifested through the arts and sciences. So if dancing, movement, exercise and sports all fall under the physical intelligence; if sculpture, painting and blue print/drafting fall under visual spatial, and writing music, interpreting music, playing music with instruments and singing fall under the musical intelligence, then who the hell is ANY Muslim to say it is not in their religion and shouldn’t be allowed? Would someone explain their thinking to me please?
Anna says
I know from Christian missionaries in India, is that in Kerala the South-Western part of India , And mostly Christian area, very large , and houses the only remaining synagogue in India, is even having Muslim problems. Usual demands and authoritities as everywhere groveling to them.
They also bury weird voodoo amulets in the garden’s of houses they want to buy. That are not even for sale ! But they want them though. Yes muslims who apparently abhor witchcraft! People wizening up and digging them up !
We all know once a Muslim owns a property they only sell to Muslims. Something Londoners do not know, but will soon discover, like Harrods.
A former Muslim Iranian taxi driver when were in London told us a Jew had offered far more for Harrods than the Quatari royal family but the Muslim owner, forget his name, sold it to quatari’s
Muslims never give up conquered land, ever. They want India too
The renegade says
@anna, the problem is not with Muslims but Hindus.
Historically and present day it is a fragmented society and Hindus are disunited and will always be, main problem is that Hindus will not react till there is an existential threat.
Don’t have faith in Hindus, disunited and very selfish, will do anything to reach their selfish goals, even break country. Nehru wanted to be PM do he broke in India. Gandhi wanted to be know in annals of history as prophet of peace and denied Muslims were a threat and let them multiply to a stage where India now has second largest Muslim population in world.
Even in Kerala the evangelical Christians are playing politics with Muslims and secularism, day not far away when these Muslims will start attacking “people of the book” as exhorted by Muhammad.
Caste system is Hinduism biggest bane, although not justified/ propagated in our core philosophy, a few deviants in order to have hegemony for themselves made it an integral part of Hinduism when it is the farthest thing from Hinduism true philosophy, God can be attained by all and everyone is equal in the eyes if God. Which no other religion can claim.
Anna says
I know. I did not mention hindu’s in my comment.. No peoples are as bad as Muslims though, but get your drift, like that perverse scumbag
ghandi. Killed by a Hindu for betraying them to Muslims.
I said the same, the authoritiies bend over backwards to Muslims”Christian” or otherwise.
Just like in the West?
The renegade says
@anna – agreed, Muslim in their quest for Musalmaniyat (I.e. Becoming more Muslim ) loose their insaniyat (humanity), dangerous thing bout Islam is that rot is at ideological level as it is invented by fake prophet of god and real prophet of Satan (Rakshas /demon) Muhammad as predicted in the bhavisya purana as demon that would pretend to work for god but would be a man of pure evil arising from the Middle East and stopped at the land that houses the Indus River (Pakistan) but prevented from getting a foot hold in India.
Judi says
Well, I have a codicil in my Will, that forbids my house being sold to muzzrats and I’ve also warned my family of this!!
Anna says
Good idea Judi I will arrange that
David, Thailand says
Just as well this has nothing to do with Islam.
abad says
Well at least Khomeini was honest enough to admit there is no joy in living life in Islam so I must give him credit for his honesty
mortimer says
Islam…enslavement for women! Hoorah!
Islam…abuse of power by alpha males and hooligans who serve them.
wallace says
I can fully understand this fatwa, Allah the Benevolent never revealed the offside rule to women as they are too lacking in intelligence to comprehend it.