“Do any of your family or friends work with the government?
If so, would he/she be willing to cooperate with or help us?”
Utterly terrifying.
Briansays
Another tedious application form only time from a murderous, fascist, supremacist, evil ideology.
mortimersays
Islam is concentrates on repetition and regurgitation to the suppression of critical thought and analysis. A good Muslim is one who lets others think for him.
Walter Sieruksays
This al Qaeda application form for becoming a “martyr” for Islam is the jihad does very much expose the extremely deluded and warped mind and thought process of the jihad minded Muslim. This mind warping application is based Islamic doctrine of a sex-filled paradise with many virgins, houris, in it for that Muslim male who dies in the jihad.This delusion based on a falsehood of a doctrine from the Koran, As in Sura 44:54. 55:56. 78;31., This Koranic doctrine is more then strange and outlandish. It’s outright bizarre nonsensical and weird. Other written works of Islam also teach fan-fetched idea of a wonderful sex filled place with many virgins. Each virgin for the use only of that one male Muslim who dies fighting for the cause of Islam. The outcome of men believing is this religious bizarre falsehood of a fable has caused much murder and mayhem To put in another way, this weird and nonsensical far-fetched Koranic doctrine of a sex-filled place with virgins has inspired a lot of murder, maiming and chaos. To further explain this the words of the French philosopher, Voltaire, should be enough to make all this clear. For Voltaire wrote “As long as man believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities.”
Mirren10says
”Any hobbies or pastimes ?” Good God …
Angemonsays
Oh man, that thing is full of trip questions – I almost pity the wannabe.jihadi who falls for them.
For example:
“Have you invented or researched anything in any domain?”
Innovation is forbidden. Unless they’ve come up with new ways to, foe example, stuffing explosives in one’s ass to blow up infidels, they better say no.
“Any hobbies or pastimes?”
Try saying “reading the quran”. I dare ya.
“What is your favorite material: science or literature?”
Science = innovation = forbidden. And whatever time they’re spending reading literature it’s time they could be spending reading the quran, even if they already memorized all of it.
“Do you wish to execute a suicide operation?”
Try answering “No” and see how long until someone accuses of of lack of faith.
Oliversays
I thought ( and think) that this is a joke. But, some Muslims might fill this out -.
However, I think THIS FORM, OR SOMETHING SIMILAR SHOULD BE DISTRIBUTED AT EVERY MOSQUE AND MUSLIM MEETING PLACE.
WITH A P.O. BOX TO BE SENT TO.
AND THE P.O. BOX BEING FOR THE NSA OR FBI OR OTHER LAW ENFORCEMENT GROUP- TO ARREST THESE SLIME, AND SEND THEM TO SYRIA, OR IRAQ OR (MY PREFERRED CHOICES) SOMALIA AND PAKISTAN.
Lucretiussays
SNL should do a skit based on this. I think I’ll email them.
Arthursays
“What objectives would you like to accomplish on your jihad path?”
Sounds like the Islamic State is headed down the path of a typical bureaucracy. I can just imagine the annual review forms.
“What objectives would you like to accomplish on your jihad path? Please provide a timeline for their completion and key deliverables for each quarter. Indicate the alignment of your goals with overall Islamic State goals and cite relevant verses from the Koran that support those goals. Please refer to the intranet HR site for the official revised performance evaluation form to record your goals. Indicate which of the 6 core competencies and leadership attributes you will demonstrate as you execute each of your goals. Meet with your manager to discuss the scope and prioritization of your goals and complete the review process by 2Q2015. All personal goals must be approved at the next level Manager before resource allocation is finalized. Goals requiring capital expenses will require Director-level approval.”
Mark Spahn (West Seneca, NY)says
I call shenanigans!
What the hell kind of a report is this? It violates nearly every rule of good journalism (e.g., who, what, when, why, where, how). What is the source of this document?
Its a cross between a marx brothers and 3 stooges review. Just don’t sit next to the chap with the ticking waistcoat!!
Lesleysays
Please watch this video and spread the word. Our State Department is purposefully planting communities of Muslim refugees in the USA under the direction of the UN (and the Organization of Islamic Cooperation).
LPD says
“Do any of your family or friends work with the government?
If so, would he/she be willing to cooperate with or help us?”
Utterly terrifying.
Brian says
Another tedious application form only time from a murderous, fascist, supremacist, evil ideology.
mortimer says
Islam is concentrates on repetition and regurgitation to the suppression of critical thought and analysis. A good Muslim is one who lets others think for him.
Walter Sieruk says
This al Qaeda application form for becoming a “martyr” for Islam is the jihad does very much expose the extremely deluded and warped mind and thought process of the jihad minded Muslim. This mind warping application is based Islamic doctrine of a sex-filled paradise with many virgins, houris, in it for that Muslim male who dies in the jihad.This delusion based on a falsehood of a doctrine from the Koran, As in Sura 44:54. 55:56. 78;31., This Koranic doctrine is more then strange and outlandish. It’s outright bizarre nonsensical and weird. Other written works of Islam also teach fan-fetched idea of a wonderful sex filled place with many virgins. Each virgin for the use only of that one male Muslim who dies fighting for the cause of Islam. The outcome of men believing is this religious bizarre falsehood of a fable has caused much murder and mayhem To put in another way, this weird and nonsensical far-fetched Koranic doctrine of a sex-filled place with virgins has inspired a lot of murder, maiming and chaos. To further explain this the words of the French philosopher, Voltaire, should be enough to make all this clear. For Voltaire wrote “As long as man believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities.”
Mirren10 says
”Any hobbies or pastimes ?” Good God …
Angemon says
Oh man, that thing is full of trip questions – I almost pity the wannabe.jihadi who falls for them.
For example:
“Have you invented or researched anything in any domain?”
Innovation is forbidden. Unless they’ve come up with new ways to, foe example, stuffing explosives in one’s ass to blow up infidels, they better say no.
“Any hobbies or pastimes?”
Try saying “reading the quran”. I dare ya.
“What is your favorite material: science or literature?”
Science = innovation = forbidden. And whatever time they’re spending reading literature it’s time they could be spending reading the quran, even if they already memorized all of it.
“Do you wish to execute a suicide operation?”
Try answering “No” and see how long until someone accuses of of lack of faith.
Oliver says
I thought ( and think) that this is a joke. But, some Muslims might fill this out -.
However, I think THIS FORM, OR SOMETHING SIMILAR SHOULD BE DISTRIBUTED AT EVERY MOSQUE AND MUSLIM MEETING PLACE.
WITH A P.O. BOX TO BE SENT TO.
AND THE P.O. BOX BEING FOR THE NSA OR FBI OR OTHER LAW ENFORCEMENT GROUP- TO ARREST THESE SLIME, AND SEND THEM TO SYRIA, OR IRAQ OR (MY PREFERRED CHOICES) SOMALIA AND PAKISTAN.
Lucretius says
SNL should do a skit based on this. I think I’ll email them.
Arthur says
“What objectives would you like to accomplish on your jihad path?”
Sounds like the Islamic State is headed down the path of a typical bureaucracy. I can just imagine the annual review forms.
“What objectives would you like to accomplish on your jihad path? Please provide a timeline for their completion and key deliverables for each quarter. Indicate the alignment of your goals with overall Islamic State goals and cite relevant verses from the Koran that support those goals. Please refer to the intranet HR site for the official revised performance evaluation form to record your goals. Indicate which of the 6 core competencies and leadership attributes you will demonstrate as you execute each of your goals. Meet with your manager to discuss the scope and prioritization of your goals and complete the review process by 2Q2015. All personal goals must be approved at the next level Manager before resource allocation is finalized. Goals requiring capital expenses will require Director-level approval.”
Mark Spahn (West Seneca, NY) says
I call shenanigans!
What the hell kind of a report is this? It violates nearly every rule of good journalism (e.g., who, what, when, why, where, how). What is the source of this document?
WMK says
What is a ‘Afghanistan/jihad theatre’? Anyone?
Andrew GB says
Its a cross between a marx brothers and 3 stooges review. Just don’t sit next to the chap with the ticking waistcoat!!
Lesley says
Please watch this video and spread the word. Our State Department is purposefully planting communities of Muslim refugees in the USA under the direction of the UN (and the Organization of Islamic Cooperation).
Big problem!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PzT8vEvYPg
It’s not just illegal immigration we have to worry about, this is through a ‘legal’ lottery program.
syedali says
help me