“The thief, the male and the female, amputate their hands in recompense for what they committed as a deterrent from Allah. And Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.” (Qur’an 5:38)
Not that this has anything to do with…uh…
What would happen if the Islamic State began demanding that the hands of thieves be amputated in the U.S., and killing judges and magistrates and others who didn’t do so? Would the mainstream media be flooded with articles about how the non-amputation of thieves’ hands was a needless provocation of the “extremists,” and that for the sake of harmony and peace and respect for Islam, we should start a-chopping?
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Joseph says
No more finger-diddling his goatalfriend for this guy!!
Oh that’s right, the goats don’t like that stuff anyway. Still it is gonna be hard to hold that quadruped steady when he tries to give the OL’ halal meat injection.
JamesonRocks says
“Would the mainstream media be flooded with articles about how the non-amputation of thieves’ hands was a needless provocation of the “extremists,” and that for the sake of harmony and peace and respect for Islam, we should start a-chopping?”
Candidly, I think the mainstream media would…
Westman says
What a motherload of bad ideas from the depths of Hell. Rape the sex slaves and cut off the foolish young hands that can never again serve the society. Such brilliance can only come from the mind of a madman.
(Fill in the blank) _______ a meme virus from the mind of a madman to the minds of men made mad.
mortimer says
“only come from the mind of a madman”
Islam was created by Caliph Abd al Malik according to his own writings. There was no knowledge of what the religion of the desert prophet was since it had not been practiced for generations. Mohammed had been executed by his two close followers who both realized Mohammed was delusional and insane. They were losing followers and most Arabs were disenchanted and thought Mohammed was a certifiable lunatic.
For 60 years following Mohammed’s murder, the dust settled. Caliph Abd al Malik needed a state religion and began to create one in Jerusalem.
Up to that time, and even until many years later, the direction of Islamic prayer was to Petra, the shrine of the Arabian war god and his consort Venus (Allat). Allat was also called ‘Khabar’ (the mighty one) and her slogan was ‘Allat Chabar’. Sounds like Allahu Akbar, doesn’t it?
Westman says
Mortimer,
Where would I find references to Al-Malik’s theology contributions?
G says
Tom Holland’s Shadow of the Sword (last 2 chapters) and his documentary Islam: the Untold Story…
Angemon says
G posted:
“Tom Holland’s Shadow of the Sword (last 2 chapters) and his documentary Islam: the Untold Story…”
Man, did that documentary pissed off muslims in the UK…
Me Oh My says
I’ve emailed War Is Boring about Islamist brutalities. The comments back reflect either abject denial or indirect sympathy toward Islamists. Instead of agreeing about these barbaric natures, they instead comment how terrible the West and Israel have been.
As if anything we do justifies camelshit stupidity like this, executing men so their wives & children can be sold off as sex toys, and imposing “conversion” to a religion that relies on terror as an instrument of worship.
I don’t mind sacrificing lives & equipment helping those “people” in Bosnea etc but the “peaceful” Islamic religion is something I’ll never, ever, endorse doing anything to preserve any more than I’d preserve the Nazi machine. Just enough to show future generations how low people will stoop to somehow justify doing something so horrible.
Proudly a Christian & Jew loving infidel.
rjon35 says
How about “half witted simpletons” ?
Gary says
Islam: More about intimidation than true love for God.
Gary says
“Sin lurks deep in the hearts of the wicked, forever urging them on to evil deeds.”
Psalm 36:1
mortimer says
‘Fear’ appears many times in the Koran. ‘Love’ appears only a very few times and mostly refers to not loving money or other wrong things. The Koran says Allah does not love the disbelievers. So he hates them, and Muslims should hate the people Allah hates.
‘FEAR’ and hate are what Allah demands of everyone.
Hand-chopping is a perfect visual expression of Muslims’ fear and hate.
Westman says
I’m with you on this Mortimer. The treatment of women as half-equals, the willingness to send sons to die by suicide, or killing children for “honor” illustrates a system of declining value from Allah down through his slaves to the last child born. It is more like a loveless, vicious, demerit system, fit for the dark ages.
RG says
@Gary.
Pa-leeze Gary, get a grip! Are you inferring that islam actually MIGHT have even one iota of “love for God”????? PA-LEEZE!!!! Did you forget these 7th century paleolithics are DEMONICALLY INSPIRED if not completely demonically POSSESSED???? LOVE FOR GOD????? Does Satan love Jesus???? Let’s get real – ISLAM IS PURE UNADULTERATED EVIL and muslims don’t know the meaning of the word “LOVE”!
I TRULY HOPE THIS DOESN’T COME AS A BIG SURPRISE TO YOU – REALLY!!!
Livid Pork Lover says
Well to look on the bright side, it is still halal (permissible) for this guy to have sex with his goat. I guess that speaks to the endless mercy in Allah’s heart.
Georg says
Although I don’t see judges being assassinated for not implementing sharia soon, I am expecting to see more and more griping about a refusal to allow them to practice entryist (least obviously pernicious) aspects of sharia in the name of civil liberty (wait for the ACLU) and religious freedom. MSNBC will be their cheerleaders and we’ll be the odious ones who are outraged about gender segregation, such as with the meeting Ed Miliband attended so as to garner Muslim votes. What joy our leaders have us looking forward to.
julie says
All i can say is…. May JESUS CHRIST have Mercy on ya’lls Soul.. Ill b prayn for u & all the inecint people over there, keep GOD in ur Heart cause i believe the end of time draws near!!
Christian says
All I Can SAY Is…. May GOD have Mercy on Ya’ll SOULS!!!
Theodoric says
“Prophet” Muhammad’s Shariamonster, also known as “Islam,” wants to decapitate our freedom of speech.
Say “NO” To Muhammad’s Shariamonster, and say “NO” to Islam!
https://drawthevileprophet.wordpress.com/2015/05/11/say-no-to-muhammad-s-shariamonster/
Atikva says
I believe the media would just ignore it, as they already done for the many “honor” killings perpetrated in the USA and Europe.
John says
Does Lutfur Rahman, who stole funds from the people of Tower Hamlets, qualify for the ISIS treatment?
FredvanH says
As long as they limit their chopping to their ilk, I’ve no problem with that. This being said, NO SANE society would accept the liability of way above average criminal, violent, seditious, and parasitic individuals to immigrate in its midst.
Sam says
Well, If Pam Geller and Robert Spencer keep on “insulting” the religion of peace, of course these seventh century punishments will continue by peace loving Moslems. Hope all JW readers see the connection. This is all caused by our not understanding this wonderful cult.
Alarmed Pig Farmer says
If Sharia justice is blind, then if I’m robbed of my freedom by some tongue wagging Islamic activist, can I have the gubmint chop off his tongue?