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Islamic State bans pigeon breeding as offensive to Islam

Jun 2, 2015 3:01 pm By Robert Spencer

Islamic State pigeonPigeon genitals. Wow. The Islamic State is becoming as absurd as Woody Allen’s Republic of San Marcos — but no one is laughing, as it commands respect at the point of a gun, and that’s the kind of respect Western authorities best understand these days.

“ISIS bans pigeon breeding – punishable by public flogging – because seeing birds’ genitals overhead offends Islam,” by John Hall and Robert Verkaik, MailOnline, June 2, 2015:

Senior clerics fighting for the Islamic State in Syria and Iraq have issued a diktat banning pigeon breeding as they claim the sight of the birds’ genitals as they fly overhead is offensive to Islam.

Jihadis operating in the group’s ‘Euphrates province’, which stretches from Anbar in Iraq to Dier ez Zour in Syria, told pigeon breeders they had one week to stop the practice or face public flogging.

The announcement isn’t the first time ISIS has targeted the apparently blasphemous practice of pigeon breeding – a popular pastime in the Middle East.

Earlier this year it was claimed that 15 boys had been arrested and at least three of them executed by ISIS militants in Iraq’s eastern Diyala governate after fighters took exception to their pigeon breeding hobby on the grounds that it stopped them spending their time worshipping Allah.

ISIS’ latest ban on pigeon breeding was revealed in an official document released by senior administrators in the group’s self-declared Euphrates province.

Written in Arabic script on paper headed with the terror group’s chilling black and white logo, the short document begins with a warning to locals who keep pigeons on the roof of their houses.

‘All those who keep pigeons above the roofs of their houses must stop doing this entirely within a week of the date of the issuing of this statement,’ the militants say.

‘Whosoever violates it will be subject to consequences of reprimand including a financial fine, imprisonment and flogging,’ they add.

When rumours of an ISIS ban on pigeons began to circulate earlier this year, it was widely assumed that it was related to the birds being used to either smuggle anti-ISIS messages or cigarettes.

However the new document clears up that misunderstanding, clearly stating that the ban is intended ‘to put a stop to the greater criminal act of harming one’s Muslim and Muslim women neighbours, revealing the [pigeon’s] genitals and wasting time.’

Inevitably ISIS calls on its network of spies and terrified informers to ensure that those who ignore the ban suffer harsh punishments – demanding locals report anybody who continues to reveal their pigeons’ genitals to the local religious police, known as the Hisbah….

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  1. Don McKellar says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 3:19 pm

    If there actually were a hell, it would be an endless round of absurdities and lunacy horror like this pigeon genitals story. The Islamic State is leading the way these days in the sweepstakes for the most insane place in the world, surpassing even Saudi Arabia and the fake “state” of “Palestine” for the title as “Craziest Islamic Hell Hole on Earth”. That’s while they’re come out on top in the moslem world — they’re the most “pure” and follow “true” Islam to the highest degree of mad dog crazy.

    • spot on says

      Jun 2, 2015 at 4:01 pm

      You know Don, Mohammed may have had some forefather tribes before his time that he copied everything from. Since he copied parts of the Bible, there is no telling. Maybe Hell, as described in the Bible, is actually the place where Mohammed’s forefathers lived. Just sayin.

      • Champ says

        Jun 2, 2015 at 4:17 pm

        Hi Spot On! ๐Ÿ™‚

        mohammad > pigeon poop be upon him, was demon possessed and so are his lunatic followers!

    • Alissa says

      Jun 2, 2015 at 5:48 pm

      I sometimes wonder if all the lunatic prohibitions established by moderate and extreme muslims is really just them “playing” with the western world’s leftards to see how far backwards they will bend. They probably shake their heads and laugh at how ridiculous the western left really is in sucking up to islam.

  2. Champ says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 3:25 pm

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    • Timothius says

      Jun 2, 2015 at 6:30 pm

      Is that Mohamed? What a great likeness!

      • Champ says

        Jun 2, 2015 at 7:03 pm

        LOL! ๐Ÿ˜€ …true he was a blockhead too.

    • Joseph says

      Jun 2, 2015 at 6:30 pm

      @ Champ
      T H A T I S A W E S O M E ! ! !

      • Champ says

        Jun 2, 2015 at 6:59 pm

        Thanks, Joseph! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • gravenimage says

      Jun 2, 2015 at 11:12 pm

      *Excellent*, Champ!

      • Champ says

        Jun 3, 2015 at 12:48 am

        Thank you, Graven …and I copy/pasted this *smiley face* from Emoji, so this isn’t my own work ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. Angemon says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 3:31 pm

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  4. Thomas says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 3:33 pm

    Do I have this correct?

    These Muslims look at pigeons flying overhead and they start thinking about the bird’s genitals.

    I amazed that they think they can actually see the genitals! They must be looking very closely for this.

    If pigeon production is stopped, this beastiality temptation is eliminated.

    • Alissa says

      Jun 2, 2015 at 5:55 pm

      Pigeon genitals…wow what a turn on. Better kill that temptation before everyone gets hooked on pigeon porn.

      • Champ says

        Jun 2, 2015 at 7:00 pm

        ahaha!! …good one, Alissa! ๐Ÿ˜€

  5. Angemon says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 3:35 pm

    Seriously, what are they going to do? Put them in a box and drop them on the middle of the desert?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  6. Champ says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 3:37 pm

    Boy it’s a good thing Bulls don’t fly, eh?

    • Michael Warden says

      Jun 2, 2015 at 5:00 pm

      Little pigeon flying high
      dropped a message from the sky.
      Angry farmer wiping eye
      glad to know that cows can’t fly.

    • Alissa says

      Jun 2, 2015 at 5:50 pm

      Ya I guess the monkey cage at the zoo is off limits.

  7. Lucretius says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 3:37 pm

    I know pigeons and other birds must have them, but I’ve never seen them–not that I’m really looking for them, like these wacko perverts!

    • Champ says

      Jun 2, 2015 at 3:44 pm

      Exactly, it never even occured to me to even look, lol! Gosh ,who knew …

      But of course all males have ’em. Wow did I just state the obvious? ๐Ÿ˜

      • Linde Barrera says

        Jun 2, 2015 at 4:09 pm

        Hi Champ- You just crack me up! Did you get my last comment addressed to you about Rezali Mehil (whom I am sincerely praying for in a good way) where he mentioned you, me, and Carolyne in his comment regarding shaving and a clean upper lip? Please advise. TY.

        • Champ says

          Jun 2, 2015 at 4:11 pm

          Hi Linde! No, sorry I missed that comment and thread. Where is it? ๐Ÿ™‚

        • gravenimage says

          Jun 2, 2015 at 11:28 pm

          Champ, I did some digging around and I believe this is the thread Linde is referring to:

          http://www.jihadwatch.org/2015/05/clinton-appears-to-rule-out-us-ground-forces-to-fight-the-islamic-state

          Rezali Mehil has no real problem with pious Muslims slaughtering their own coreligionists, but she is incensed if (as she believes) Infidels are being “un-Christian” in not showing enough concern for the homicidal little darlings.

          Of course, her *real* agenda in telling Christians how they should behave is positing that “real” Christians should be good little dhimmis and roll over for any Muslim savagery.

        • Champ says

          Jun 2, 2015 at 11:56 pm

          Graven, thank you for trying to find that thread; but perhaps Linde is referring to another comment and thread, since I read no mention of Carolyne or having a clean upper lip on that particular thread from rezali.

        • gravenimage says

          Jun 3, 2015 at 3:36 pm

          Champ. you’re rightโ€”Linde is probably referring to another thread here. It used to be easy when we had TypePad and IntenseDebate to check on any user’s recent commentsโ€”now, not so much.

          And I’m sure the “clean upper lip” is a reference to Rezali Mehil’s frequent insane claim that Infidel women such as ourselves are attracted to Muslims with filthy overgrown beards and shaven upper lips. *Ugh*. This would be off-putting enough as a look even if it didn’t scream “Jihadist”. (No offense to the Amish intended here).

          I guess this just means that Rezali Mehil has been cluttering the comments threads of several recent stories with her vicious nonsense. *Bleah*.

          It sounds as though Linde has been doing yeoman’s work countering the trolls, though!

          If I do run across the story in question I’ll let you know.

      • Bezelel says

        Jun 2, 2015 at 5:56 pm

        Champ, I always thought it was obvious since their peckers are on their face.

  8. Lucretius says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 3:41 pm

    Next thing we’ll hear about chastity belts on goats.

  9. Angemon says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 3:48 pm

    the sight of the birdsโ€™ genitals as they fly overhead is offensive to Islam

    Is the sight of the genitals of camels equally offensive to islam? If yes, how are they going to get their daily dose of freshly (or should I say, warmly) brewed camel milk and urine?

  10. somehistory says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 3:52 pm

    It’s a win for the birds. Yay for the pigeons. They get their freedom!

  11. Charli Main says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 3:52 pm

    What a load of balls !!!!!!!!

  12. Nunop says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 3:58 pm

    Poor Allah… He is the one who created the pigeons… What will he do now?

    • Paul Hoffman says

      Jun 2, 2015 at 4:05 pm

      1400 years of inbreeding

  13. miriamrove says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 4:03 pm

    This is a very popular thing in Iran as well. The mullahas tried to ban it as well as unclean sport, but they were not successful. it is not really breeding at least in Iran. What they do is that they train one or two pigeons. When they see pigeons flying above they then send the trained pigeon up, and the trained pigeon then take the lead and trainer blows a whistle and all pigeons come and land on the roof! They this all day long!!! M

    • RG says

      Jun 2, 2015 at 4:24 pm

      So then, it’s the entertainment factor which they object to??? That makes sense! Who was that retarded imam who said, “There is no fun in islam.”? Well, at least he’s telling the truth about that!!!

      • Michael Warden says

        Jun 2, 2015 at 5:04 pm

        Ayatolla Khomein said it. However :

        Muslims burn people alive, rape and oppress women and young girls, cut the clitoris of girls under 6 and marry them at any age, lie to the unbelievers, kill Jews, kill Christians and other non-Muslims, hang homosexuals, cut off the hands of thieves, marry 4 wives, beat them and collect welfare for all of them, honour kill daughters, kill cartoonists, dress wives in black garbage bags, smite the necks of the unbelievers and execute apostates from Islam.

        So who says there is no fun in Islam ???

    • Angemon says

      Jun 2, 2015 at 5:26 pm

      Unless pigeon meat is haram, then one might argue they’re training pigeons to get free meat – banning it could literally mean the difference between eating 3 meals per day and starving. If not for that reason, it’s not something I would imagine myself doing all day long. Then again, I don’t live in Iran – I have access to more distractions I could possible experience even if I lived several lives over and over.

  14. RG says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 4:12 pm

    Gawd, this is really dumber than dumb! On the other hand, maybe there is something of substance to the “carrier pigeon” message smuggling, that is the actual issue at hand. In any case, the “senior clerics” of ISIS are the ones who issued this freakin’ stupidity! Talkin’ ’bout IG-NO-RANT and touchรฉ to ‘Angemon’, touchรฉ!!! Touchรฉ!!!!

  15. Paul says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 4:16 pm

    Everything’s offensive to them – skimpily dressed women, women, Jews,
    churches, dogs, animals in general, freedom, democracy, human
    rights, compassion, logic, critical thought…
    Well, that’s not quite true. They’re not all offended by beheading, FGM,
    child rape, burning people alive, flogging people, killing gays, killing
    apostates, hypocrisy, self-pity, deceit, bestiality, ritual slaughter of
    animals etc. These ‘people’ are a cancer on life. The only good they
    could ever contribute in life would be in death by having their carcasses
    fed to wild animals.

    • RG says

      Jun 2, 2015 at 4:28 pm

      Hey, don’t insult the wild animals – or worse yet, eating muslims might just kill some of the poor animals!!!

      • Paul says

        Jun 2, 2015 at 4:45 pm

        I wouldn’t want any animal to die as a result of feasting upon
        a Muhammadan meal, really. All animals should be respected
        and have a role to play in this world, whereas these pagan
        savages…err…well…I’d get back to you later if I think of anything.

  16. underbed cat says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 4:29 pm

    Carrier pigeons…..homing pigeons…carry information…isis is trying to protect itself. Not to worry camera drones will take their place.

    • underbed cat says

      Jun 3, 2015 at 1:56 pm

      Birds, pigeons, are covered with feathers…..normally I wouldn’t think anything is indecently exposed if one were predisposed to observe. But..feathers could mean many things….covert message to groups of people who wear them? ? Just a thought…that is a scary thought….

      Just watched report on Boston…interesting who showed up to speak …

  17. Edward says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 4:38 pm

    Wow, this is lunacy….this edict is one of many of their many inhuman mandates!

    Here’s more on their list of must do or must know about. Two of other mandates!

    Islam’s creation account:

    http://muslimmatters.org/2012/02/03/the-creation-of-man-as-mentioned-in-the-quran/

    Muslim’s accepted etiquette:

    http://www.myreligionislam.com/detail.asp?Aid=6096

    Has this type of man’s regimented behaviors part of God’s covenant with His human creations or was it schemed by man for a purpose? Control perhaps!

  18. bobm says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 4:47 pm

    Offensive?…. wellllll OK…. But good sex with big birrrrd?… welllll this is good…. al ackbarrrt. .

  19. wallyUK says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 5:16 pm

    Perhaps they are mindful of the fate of the father of Babur, founder of the Mughal dynasty:
    “Umar Shaikh Mirza died in a freak accident in Aksi fort, North Fergana, on 19 June 1494. It occurred when he was in his dovecote, which was built at the edge of the building, collapsed, thus making twelve-year-old Babur, the ruler of Fergana.”

    Apparently the old pigeon fancier’s loft was some sort of timber structure jutting out from a high building.

  20. Mark Spahn (West Seneca, NY) says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 5:31 pm

    Doesn’t this news item set off your hoax alarm? This pigeon persecution is supposedly justified by Islam, but if you scan the entire text of
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3107027/ISIS-bans-pigeon-breeding-punishable-public-flogging-seeing-birds-genitals-overhead-offends-Islam.html ,
    not a single aya or hadith is cited. Is there really a problem with “Muslim women neighbours” gazing overhead in hopes of catching a glimpse of pigeon genitalia? When the Prophet (pbuh) rode his buraq to the Seventh Heaven, did he put a diaper on his mount lest a star-gazing Muslimah catch sight of the buraq’s undercarriage?

    • Rob Crawford says

      Jun 2, 2015 at 6:23 pm

      What’s with the “pbuh”? Does it mean “pigeons bugger up his”?

  21. Angemon says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 5:35 pm

    OK, how about wild pigeons? Are the imams going around telling them to cover themselves because they’re offending muslims? For their sake, I hope they can do that without staring at them directly. Not because seeing the pigeon’s genitals would offend them but because they might get bird crap in their eyes – those wild pigeons are not gullible Westerners, they don’t give a crap about muslim’s feelings.

    This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. There is humour in islam, originating in muslims taking islam so seriously and expecting non-muslims to do the same thing.

    • Champ says

      Jun 2, 2015 at 5:54 pm

      This is the funniest thing Iโ€™ve read in a while.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Me, too, Angemon …but it’s scary to think that lunatics — like this, have access to *any* type of weapons. They should all be in prison (or straightjackets!) without access to *any* sharp objects.

  22. sahani says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 5:50 pm

    Muslim hate genitals . No wonder they remove women’s after few years of birth .man’s they just cut some part as they consider bad to enjoy life. They have no music ,no dance and no fun inline . No art , no science . They spend many hrs praying reading one book only all their life makes no sense in human life
    Animals have better life then them. .

  23. abad says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 6:39 pm

    I guess ISL looked up and noticed that the male organs of pigeons are bigger than their own can’t have that now can we.

  24. sam says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    What a disgusting religion. Beheading, raping and enslaving is OK. But no pigeon breeding. No morality or common sense in this religion of Mohammad. In fact there is nothing that should entice anyone to join this cult but mentally retarded or sociopaths.

  25. Wellington says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 7:08 pm

    This just in: The Islamic State has banned breathing by kuffaars because it is offensive to Islam.

    Humor aside, let’s consider what accurately is offensive to Islam.

    1) A true Golden Rule for all.

    2) A non-Muslim preaching their faith to a Muslim.

    3) A book placed upon a copy of the Koran.

    4) A woman asserting that women are equal to men.

    5) A man asserting that women are equal to men.

    6) Any criticism of Islam, the Koran or Mohammed.

    7) The display of a crucifix.

    8) Any depiction of Mohammed, even if positive.

    9) Any depiction of God (oh yeah, the Sistine Chapel has to go).

    10) Pork provided where Muslims eat (e.g. at Subway or in a school cafeteria).

    11) A pair of rosary beads.

    12) A non-Muslim of faith preaching their religion to a Muslim even though a Muslim is completely permitted to preach their faith to non-Muslims.

    13) The contention that such Biblical figures as Noah, Abraham, Moses and Jesus were NOT Muslims.

    14) The allowance for a Muslim to convert to another religion without threat of death or grave bodily harm.

    15) Any criticism of Sharia.

    16) Any criticism of female Muslim garb even though women aplenty throughout the Muslim world dare not refuse to wear something like the hijab lest they be viciously attacked for not doing so.

    17) Any mocking of the way Muslims pray (with their butts in the air).

    18) Full support of Israel to exist as a sovereign state.

    19) Any criticism of sundry Islamic terrorist organizations like Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad, the Muslim Brotherhood (and its affiliates like the Muslim Student Association ({MSA} here in America) et al.

    20) A demand that for driver license purposes a Muslima must remove her full head covering for identification purposes.

    21) Handing an opened can of Diet Coke to a Muslima on an airplane flight.

    And these matters which offend Muslims are just for starters. Many, many, many more could be listed.

    Ah yes, Islam, the religion of perpetual outrage which uses freedom with the purpose of eventually destroying it is, I submit, one gigantic pain in the ass and easily the worst (and stupidest) religion ever devised by man. It deserves no respect, anymore that other totalitarian ideologies like Marxism and Nazism do.

    Sick of Islam. All of it. Forever. By now, everyone of sense and knowledge should be.

  26. Angemon says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 7:27 pm

    Off-topic:

    How are we supposed to distinguish between false islamic religious rulings and real ones? I mean, in the eventuality any satirical publication grows a pair and decides to poke fun of islam with an article depicting something so harebrained that should be obviously false, except we’re talking about a religion that teaches, for example, that satan sleeps in our nostrils and camel urine is a good medicine to whatever ails you?

    • gravenimage says

      Jun 3, 2015 at 12:19 am

      Angemon, there are certain things that are *always* Haram, such as Infidels openly practicing their faith, women living as equals to men, and marrying for love.

      But after that, things can get pretty arbitraryโ€”at one point Al-Shebaab banned women wearing bras, because doing so was “meant to deceive men”:

      “Somali Muslims misunderstand Shariaโ€™s ‘gender justice,’ flog women for wearing ‘deceptive’ bras”

      http://www.jihadwatch.org/2009/10/somali-muslims-misunderstand-sharias-gender-justice-flog-women-for-wearing-deceptive-bras

      But then there was another part of Dar-al-Islamโ€”Mali?โ€”where women were banned from appearing in public if their breasts “jiggled”, because this would entice men. One of the few ways a woman can prevent jiggling is, of course, by wearing a bra.

      These interpretations are, of course, completely contradictoryโ€”but that doesn’t mean pious Muslims haven’t brutalized and even murdered victims over these rulings.

      Islam is not just savage, it is deeply irrational.

  27. Joseph says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 7:27 pm

    Why did the pigeon cross the road??
    Because he was stuck on an Imam’s dick!

    I bet this story goes much deeper. I can almost guarantee that one bird had the audacity to shit on a cleric, resulting in the pigeon band.

    Or????

  28. William Lucas Harvey Jr. says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 7:40 pm

    โ€œISIS bans pigeon breeding โ€“ punishable by public flogging โ€“ because seeing birdsโ€™ genitals overhead offends Islamโ€.

    MORE 7th Century Mentality from Islam’s Muslim Barbarians, “Offended” by anything that Represents the 21st Century World.

    As COMMANDED by Islam’s “Holy Book of HATE, IGNORANCE, and BIGOTRY” the Qur’an, and Islam’s “God of HATE, IGNORANCE, and BIGOTRY” Allah, and Islam’s “Prophet of HATE, IGNORANCE, and BIGOTRY” Mohammed.

  29. nacazo says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 7:49 pm

    This gets interesting. Pidgeons have no external genitals. See for example:

    http://www.birdtrader.co.uk/pigeon-advice/how-to-determine-the-gender-of-a-pigeon/420

    quote:” As pigeons have no outer genitals you cannot use these to discover their gender.”

    But the wise islamic state ulema “knows” that people can see genitals when pidgeons fly. So people in mesopotamia have something better than x-ray since x-ray can only see the bones (and maybe some delineation of some organs) inside a pidgeon but they see genitals which is bland matter and usually invisible to x-rays.

    They have better vision than Supreman!!! and those ulema know best.

    • Darren says

      Jun 3, 2015 at 1:22 pm

      When it comes to finding penis the islamic state people have X-ray vision. It’s like how superman had X-ray vision, the islamic state can spot a penis from miles away. When it comes to finding penis they exhibit super natural abilities. But they aren’t gay and homosexuals are bad…

  30. celtic warriarcanada says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 7:57 pm

    I have a great idea for a new updated Version OF HITCHCOCK’s MOVIE “THE BIRDS”. Much more Scary and Graphic than the old one ; this version features UNCLEAN BIRDS OF PREY LIKE VULTURES , feasting on live jihades , soaked in boiling pig lard ,with pieces of re bar pounded up their rectums , which are then placed standing up vertical in the hottest regions of the islamic dick tatter shit .

  31. Renee says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 8:44 pm

    Of course, because (white) pigeons are the symbol of peace, like REAL peace. They are in favour of breeding black crows.

  32. Westman says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 9:53 pm

    Like so many “Islamic” weirdness’ it hides an underlying motive. Domesticated pigeons can carry secret messages that undermine ISIS.

    Muhammad ignorantly taught that new offspring would look like the parent who was first to climax. Hence Clitorectomy.

    A political operating principle of Islam – Never tell the true motives. Consider unnecessary deviousness as skill development.

  33. gravenimage says

    Jun 2, 2015 at 11:06 pm

    Islamic State bans pigeon breeding as offensive to Islam
    ……………………….

    Yupโ€”but taking sex slaves, beheading journalists and aid workers, destroying priceless archaeological sites, and engaging in genocide is perfectly Halal.

    Muslim “morality” in action…

  34. Semeru says

    Jun 3, 2015 at 1:34 am

    What a joke, pigions do not have genitals, and whatever sex organ they have is covered, The male testes are internal

    The reason why IS is banning pigeons is most probably due to pigeon racing and and gambling which is very popular with the moslems in Indonesia

    • gravenimage says

      Jun 3, 2015 at 3:08 pm

      ISIS may indeed have more than one reason for banning pigeon breeding, but it wasn’t Robert Spencer who brought up pigeon genitals; it was the pious clerics themselves.

      And notice that Semeru has not a word of criticism for this further draconian stricture, but makes it sound perfectly reasonable.

  35. Peggy says

    Jun 3, 2015 at 1:44 am

    Senior clerics fighting for the Islamic State in Syria and Iraq have issued a diktat banning pigeon breeding as they claim the sight of the birdsโ€™ genitals as they fly overhead is offensive to Islam.
    —————————————-
    But raping little girls and boys is fine. What is wrong with these people? How insane can people get?
    Just wondering how low do pidgeons fly over there that you can see their bits. I would think you would need a magnifying glass to see something even if the pidgeon was directly above you.
    So what will they do to horses and bulls then?
    The cows will have to wear burquas just in case someone gets too excited and forget about milking them. This would be blasphemous.

    • Charli Main says

      Jun 3, 2015 at 2:52 am

      “What is wrong with these people? How insane can people get?”

      As insane as the raving, sociopathic lunatic, Mohammed of Islam, who they model themselves on. If Mohammed of Islam was alive today, he would be permanently locked up in a mental institution for the criminally insane.

  36. Semeru says

    Jun 3, 2015 at 2:06 am

    Birds, unlike mammals have no external sex organs, They simply keep their
    sexual apparatus tucked away in a very compact form until it is needed.

    Male birds have Itwo testes, nestled on the lower wall of the abdomen under the small
    of the back From each testis a tube/or sperm duct, opens in to cloaca
    cloaca.

    Female birds have two ovaries, yet in almost all species, only left one is
    functionall; the right one remains undeveloped. from the left ovary, eggs pass dnough a
    tube to the cloaca

    Those body parrs,in both the male and me female, should be familiar lo all us, until we get to the cloaca which is a multi purpose passage which expels urine and feces, as well as sperm from males and eggs from females, the cloaca is the vent

    In both sexes, the cloaca bulges lnto external lips,do not| expect to be able to pick up
    your binocular and check thls out. Nornally. you won’t see rhe swollen cloaca of rhe
    robin building us nest in your garden unless you are holding rhe bird ln your hand and
    deliberately trying to get a peek at its prlvate pans. The birds yentral feahers disceetly
    cover this area.

    • gravenimage says

      Jun 3, 2015 at 3:14 pm

      I imagine most of us here are quite familiar with this aspect of avian anatomy; I know I am. Perhaps you need to take this up with pious Mohammedan clerics, instead?

      • Linde Barrera says

        Jun 3, 2015 at 5:22 pm

        To gravenimafe- I can’t thank you enough for trying to locate the comment from Rezali Mehil where he/she mentions Champ, me and Carolyne liking a clean upper lip, to help Champ see it. I am sure it took you at least 15 minutes. But all your work is not in vain because I am certain Rezali, if he/she were honest, would agree with me that tongue is better! Stay cool.

        • Angemon says

          Jun 5, 2015 at 2:47 pm

          Here ya go:

          http://www.jihadwatch.org/2015/05/nyt-runs-dung-caked-mary-painting-again-wont-run-muhammad-cartoons/comment-page-1#comment-1245071

          “stroking that beard and yet feeling the emptiness above the lip (I can picture Champ, Linde, Carolyne quite enjoying that) โ€ฆ I mean that combination will drive them wild with desire.”

          What Rezali failed to realize is that “emptiness above the lip” implies not lack of facial hair on the lip but the absence of a nose. And I don’t mean that in a Krilin-esque fashion, I mean in a “gone to wage jihad, blew my nose during bomb-making class” fashion. And by “blew”, I mean “exploded”, not “cleaned the nasal passages”.

        • Linde Barrera says

          Jun 5, 2015 at 3:27 pm

          To Angemon- A thousand thanks for finding the article “NYT runs dung – caked Mary painting again, but won’t run Muhammed cartoons” dated May 30,2015 at 5:32 am. I will send a reply to gravenimage. And your comments about the clean upper lip and lack of nose were just hysterical. Very funny. Which makes me wonder: are you a part time comedy writer? Again, many thanks for your brilliance and humor.

        • Angemon says

          Jun 5, 2015 at 3:57 pm

          Linde Barrera posted:

          “A thousand thanks for finding the article โ€œNYT runs dung โ€“ caked Mary painting again, but wonโ€™t run Muhammed cartoonsโ€ dated May 30,2015 at 5:32 am.”

          No problem. I subscribe to whatever topics I happen to post so looking for a specific post is as quick as searching my email.

          “And your comments about the clean upper lip and lack of nose were just hysterical. Very funny. Which makes me wonder: are you a part time comedy writer?”

          Thank you for the compliment, and I’m glad you enjoyed them ๐Ÿ˜‰
          To answer your question: no, I’m not a comedy writer, part-time or otherwise. I crack a joke every once in a while but not at a pace that would justify monetizing them. They’re mostly context dependent, anyway. And, of course, I tend to gravitate on “touchy” subjects, so whoever dared to say some of my jokes in public could probably kiss their reputation goodbye.

      • Linde Barrera says

        Jun 3, 2015 at 5:23 pm

        To gravenimage- I apologize for typing your name wrong. It wasn’t intentional.

        • gravenimage says

          Jun 5, 2015 at 1:50 pm

          Hi Linde,

          Sorry, I have so far been unable to find the specific thread, but I am still looking. But Rezali Mehil has made similar grotesque comments before.

          And don’t worry about the minor typo in my nameโ€”I knew who you were referring to! I know I’ve been responsible for my fair share of errata here at JW myself…

  37. Parousia says

    Jun 3, 2015 at 7:19 am

    Could it be possible to charge evil Mohammad to court posthumously for crimes against humanity?

    If I were a lawyer I think I’d do that.

    Enough is enough. He should be tried and if found guilty, Jailed for life, even in death.

  38. Gufo says

    Jun 3, 2015 at 8:06 am

    This is so absurd that I doubt it’s a real piece of news… but if it is, well it just made my day! lol
    What’s creepy though is the fact that anything sounds realistic when it comes to islam and its lunacy.

  39. greg says

    Jun 3, 2015 at 9:45 am

    OK, let me see if I have this straight; breeding pigeons is forbidden but using the Internet is OK. The emerging symbol of Western civilization made possible only with Capitalism and freedoms of all sorts is allowed. Seems convenient and hypocritical to me. I don’t believe Jihadis should be allowed to use the internet under Sharia law because it supports Western economies, values and ideals. I think any IS recruit with a smartphone, computer, Facebook account, etc should be punished to the maximum.

    Real Jihadis don’t use the Internet!

  40. Peggy says

    Jun 3, 2015 at 5:19 pm

    I didn’t realize that pigeon genitals stuck out so much.

  41. Don says

    Jun 3, 2015 at 6:21 pm

    First, they are likely jealous that pigeons have genitalia larger than they do, even if pigeon genitalia does not exist.

    Second, the idea that islamists even think on such things is rather Freudian.

    Time to break out the pigeon burkas, boys.

  42. underbed cat says

    Jun 4, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    First feed the pigeons lots of berries then send them to the nearest building to nest on the you know what….dodge ball.

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