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UK Muslim leader Asghar Bukhari: Zionists stole my shoe

Jun 14, 2015 4:28 am By Robert Spencer

This video, as wildly funny as it is, is not a joke. It is not a parody of the antisemitic conspiracy paranoia that we see so often among Islamic supremacists. Rather, it is the apotheosis of Islamic supremacist antisemitic conspiracy paranoia.

Asghar Bukhari is a founding member of the Muslim Public Affairs Committee UK (MPACUK). His best moment in this video is when he asks skeptics, “Why you so shocked that a Zionist would try to intimidate or steal something from me? Man, they stole Palestine! Are you crazy?” No, Asghar, you are.

You’re laughing? You think Asghar Bukhari is like a clown? He amuses you? He makes you laugh? Just wait til the Zionists steal your shoe.

Asghar, if you ask very nicely, I will give back your shoe.

It will be interesting to see if his public disintegration into Zionists-under-the-bed hysteria here will lead to the end of his public presence in Britain. Given the advanced state of capitulation and decay in Britain today, I think it is much more likely that after this video gets around, he will be elected Prime Minister.

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  1. Eugene smith says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 4:33 am

    If missing shoes are a sign of Mossad action then they have been after me for years…………..
    P.s has anyone seen my trainers, they were here a minute ago!

  2. No Fear says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 4:56 am

    I have heard of Zionists making cornflakes go soggy but ….. stealing a shoe?

  3. Charli Main says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 5:03 am

    Muslim thieves claiming to be the victims of theft. Islam 101—everyone hates me because I invaded and stole their land, so I must defend myself by killing them.

  4. Cecilia Ellis says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 5:20 am

    Sounds like Muslim on a Shelf . . . the Ramadan answer to Elf on a Shelf.

  5. ECAW says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 5:26 am

    Some amusing responses here:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3123120/British-Muslim-campaigner-ridiculed-claiming-Zionists-stole-shoe.html

    • cs says

      Jun 14, 2015 at 1:04 pm

      Excellent link.

  6. Mark Spahn (West Seneca, NY) says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 6:51 am

    Dear Asghar,
    Remember Ockham’s Razor. Don’t resort to a Zionistic explanation when we have much more likely suspects as shoe-stealers: it’s those mischievous jinns acting up again (and some of them are not even Muslims).
    Personally, Asghar, I blame your parents, for giving you such a crazy name. They could have named you after any of the seven heavens of Islam, but trying be all high-falutin’ and hoity-toity, they named you after the Ninth Heaven of friggin’ Odin:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asgard

    • Angemon says

      Jun 14, 2015 at 8:53 am

      Mark Spahn (West Seneca, NY) posted:

      “it’s those mischievous jinns acting up again”

      There’s a solution for that:

      http://freethinker.co.uk/2014/11/16/meet-abu-junaid-ozs-jinn-busters/

  7. epistemology says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 6:59 am

    They make you, because they’re morons. This Asghar is a clown, but he’s dangerous. Israel is where it belongs on biblical soil. He isn’t enraged because the Zionists stole Palestine, he’s enraged because Israel is a blossoming, prospering high-tech country and in all the neighbouring Arab countries the economy is in the doldrums, the revolution they tried utterly failed, as long as they’re practicing muzzies they’ll never be civilised. They hate Israel because it can combine tradition and modernity. Islam can’t and never will. They only envy the Israelis.

  8. jayell says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 7:27 am

    Two quotes. 1. The frequent use of the word ‘rational’. From a muslim! Rather odd? 2. Referring the book this joker read, quoting the American congressman author going on about Israelis (Jews?) ‘of coming into the country, threatening people’…., (etc. etc.) or words to that effect. Sorry, but I’m totally dumbfounded, gobsmacked, whatever.. How can a muslim, with a straight face, seriously claim righteous indignation, victimhood on THAT kind of basis? The very sort of obnoxious skulduggery of which his kind are the past masters and the premier practitioners wherever they set foot on the planet? Bare-faced hypocrisy or what? Does HE think we were born yesterday? What a joker!!!

    • Charli Main says

      Jun 14, 2015 at 8:34 am

      Muslims are victims from birth. Muslim victimhood is an integral past of Muslim DNA.
      Everybody hates us- Boo Hooo Hooo—Boo Hooo Hooo

  9. Angemon says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 7:32 am

    Ha ha, love the SNL sketch.

    Oh, wait, he’s serious.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Around 8:16 “All your games about trying to ridicule me, they ain’t gonna work”. Of course not. You’ve ridiculed yourself to the point it’s nearly impossible to top you.

  10. wallace says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 8:01 am

    My girlfriend has been accusing me of leaving the top off the toothpaste, i think it must be the work of those pesky Jews, i am not even a muslime so it goes to show how truly evil they are, they also get me into trouble tinkering with the toilet seat.

  11. duh_swami says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 8:10 am

    Allahphrenia…Poltergeist, jinn, shadow people, grey space aliens, things that go ‘bump’ in the night, sneaky Zionists. Scary…Especially when they steal shoes, and rearrange your furniture as you sleep…The sensible solution to all that is get a dog, a big black one, two would be better. No one has ever been abducted by aliens when big black dogs are present.
    There is nothing a sneaky Zionist hates more than to be confronted by a big black dog…I know it’s haram to have a dog, but it’s either that or missing shoes…

    • ECAW says

      Jun 14, 2015 at 8:14 am

      Allahphrenia – what an excellent term!

  12. nacazo says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 8:16 am

    the mice infestation move them.

  13. Mark says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 8:24 am

    My wife just spooked me out. We watched this video and I said “All this time I have been blaming you for moving my things and it was Mossad”. She turned round to me, with a very serious look and said in a very passable Israeli accent “You know the two possibilities aren’t mutually exclusive”!

  14. Reyhan says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 8:28 am

    I’m sure he’s read “The Elves of Cologne”.
    Israelis steal organs from Palestinian children and we must believe it because it’s on Google?
    At least he admits to being mad.

    It wouldn’t matter where Israel was placed. Wherever in the world a Jewish state would be, it would be in danger during periods of Islamic Fundamentalism.

  15. Guy Macher says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 8:39 am

    This Muslim barrow is as insane as his lying looting raping murdering prophet.

  16. tilda says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 8:43 am

    There are people in the Middle East who are missing their heads, and you spend 15+ minutes ranting about a missing shoe?

    There are people in the Middle East who are missing wives and daughters and sons who have been abducted and forced into slavery and/or sex slavery, and you spend 15+ minutes ranting about a missing shoe?

    Crawl back into your hole you shoeless numptie.

  17. Don McKellar says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 9:13 am

    Wow. The way he keeps wiping his nose in the beginning I wonder if he’s been snorting coke before doing this video. This mad dog bonkers video. It is pretty damn funny, though, in a really dark comedy way.

    It is only a matter of time before he cracks and blows up something. The clock is ticking. Are the police watching him closely at this point? They better be.

  18. Lesley says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 9:35 am

    So, all we have to do in the West to intimidate these Islamist thugs away is to rearrange their slippers and shoes in their houses? Okay, that makes things much easier for anyone who wants to fight back against their madness :0)

    I’m betting that his parents are first cousins…

  19. Ah Clem says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 9:37 am

    There is a Twitter hashtag associated with this whole affair called #MossadStoleMyShoe that’s quite funny. Here is a link:

    https://twitter.com/hashtag/MossadStoleMyShoe

    I love the picture of Maxwell Smart using his shoe phone!

  20. KelZat says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 10:00 am

    Okay if the Zionists are taking our shoes, who is taking all those socks out of the dryer? Grays, the CIA, the Loch Ness Monster, Pastafarians….. whooooo? Inquiring minds want to know.

  21. Alarmed Pig Farmer says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 10:05 am

    Oh yeah, you guys go ahead and make fun of this dude. Somebody stole Ashgar’s shoe and he thinks maybe some Jews snuck into his house and did it. But do you have proof that the Jews *didn’t* steal his shoe? This video may seem stupid, but the shoe is an important symbol in Islam. Who can forget the Moslem journalist hurling a shoe at Prez Dubya? Heck, even Keith Olbermann had a good laugh at that one, and he’s a news entertainer on a famous network.

    He was only joking when he pointed at the crawling baby as if the little one had stolen the shoe. But, then again, a baby operates right down there at the shoe level, so maybe that’s not so far fetched.

    It looks like Ashgar has a nice home. If he has it cuz he’s got a job, it’s good he can publicly denounce a group for committing a felony in his home and not worry about getting fired by some racist Infidel boss. If he’s on the welfare, then of course he can make a public denunciation. Go ahead, fund and start a Moslem group, as Ashgar said. But watch your shoes when you kneel down on a prayer rug at the mosque, because shoes are stolen all the time, and I have documented proof of this.

    Don’t listen to the critics, Ash. Keith Olbermann’s got your back.

  22. duh_swami says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 10:40 am

    Ashgar may have urinated in a hole. Mahound instructed the people to not urinate in holes because they are the home to jinn.
    I made that mistake once and hostile revengeful jinn infested the engine of my car. Every time I drive, I can hear them banging around and making terrible noises. When I found out they eat the oil, I quit putting oil in there. That seems to have angered them because they make more noise than ever. Next I’m going to deprive them of water…That will drive them out.

  23. TheBuffster says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 10:55 am

    OMG, he believes the stealing organs from Palestinian children conspiracy theory! It’s the modern version of the Blood Libel.

    Well, he probably believes the Blood Libel story, too.

  24. marc says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 11:43 am

    Next we will hear from another muslim leader, that this is not the real Asghar Bukhari, but a clone made by Mossad to make islam look bad.

  25. Neil Kuchinsky says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 11:56 am

    May I humbly suggest, Mr. Bukari, that you invest in a nice pair of Naot shoes (made in Israel), available through Zappos.com. The “Jasper” model is particularly comfortable. I have suggested to the Naot people, in light of your difficult case, that they adopt the motto: “Naot – The Shoes You’ll Never Lose” or “You’ll Never Walk Away From Your Naot Shoes”. If you’ll provide your shoe size, perhaps I can persuade them to send you a free pair.

  26. Buraq says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 12:44 pm

    I told you they were clowns! All of them!

  27. Bluethomas says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 12:56 pm

    Stupid Muslim. Jews don’t steal shoes. Everyone knows they put babies blood into Matzo balls.
    They need to lock this mental case up.

  28. Duck says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 1:18 pm

    Asghar, you don’t realize it, but Mossad earlier entered your welfare apartment and stole your sanity.

  29. Mirren10 says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 1:31 pm

    I’ve read that the ‘insult of the shoe’ is a terrible thing in Arab/mohammedan circles.

    Someone should tell this total numptie it’s not *Mossad* who stole his shoe, but the *Arab* Secret Service. ( do they have one?)

    The Arabs are stealing shoes so they can hurl them at the Israelis !

    • Huck Folder says

      Jun 15, 2015 at 6:53 pm

      Has cair commented?

  30. jewdog says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 1:54 pm

    No, they stole your brain. And I have it right here in the drawer with the cat food.

    • abad says

      Jun 14, 2015 at 7:42 pm

      lmao

      • particolor says

        Jun 15, 2015 at 8:01 am

        There is nothing sadder than watching a Muslim walk home in one shoe !! 🙁

  31. Westman says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 1:57 pm

    As he says, he is not in any intelligence organizations; otherwise they would need a new name. Now if Islamic terrorists would only break in, move a few thing about, and leave…..

  32. Red Bee says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 2:15 pm

    ROFL

    “Zwarte Piet” must have lost his Tom Tom and his calender. In the Netherlands we have a local custom much like the USA Halloween party. It is a children’s feast and the story is: Once a year, 5 December, st. Nicholas comes to the Netherlands from Spain traveling on a steam ship. He brings presents to all children that have been good. st. Nikolaas rides, in the nighttime, on a horse on the rooftops and since he is an old man he has a servant: “zwarte Piet” (black Pete). Pete is black because of the very odd and outmoded delivery system the Holy Man still insists upon. He has Pete put the presents in a shoe that the child is told to put before the fireplace prior to going to sleep; Pete has to go down the chimney and climb up again.

    Of course, all important people, the King and his ministers, the coach of the Dutch soccer team, etc. are questioned on the 6’th of December by our ever vigilant media about what they got in their shoe provided it was still there in the morning.

    Mr. Asghar Bukhari you can sleep in peace. Your missing shoe was taken far more likely by zwarte Piet than by a Zionist.

    ……. It’s not that funny though. Goebbels already said propaganda does not have to be true and can even be ridiculous and still be effective; we should not underestimate them.

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  33. Ah Clem says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 2:47 pm

    Please sign the change.org petition to give Asghar Bukhari back his shoe:

    https://www.change.org/p/the-mossad-please-join-us-in-demanding-the-immediate-and-safe-return-of-asghar-bukharis-sandal-held-hostage-by-the-agents-of-the-zionist-state-the-mossad?recruiter=315400127&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=share_facebook_responsive&utm_term=des-lg-no_src-no_msg&fb_ref=Default

  34. Koosemek says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 7:41 pm

    Asghar, my theory is that someone put your shoe on before breaking their foot off in your ass. Have you checked there?

    • Lynette says

      Jun 15, 2015 at 10:43 pm

      very funny I did huckle!

  35. Kevin Sekel says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 8:43 pm

    I don’t know whether to laugh or cry…

    • Voytek Gagalka says

      Jun 15, 2015 at 1:43 pm

      Laugh, always laugh! Because crying they will always take for a weakness, but laughing make them mad with rage, laugh they cannot stand.

  36. Ren says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 10:32 pm

    I’ve watched Asghar Bukhari video… is that what it’s called “the third encounter” ?

  37. Moshe Akiva says

    Jun 14, 2015 at 10:45 pm

    Before he will be elected the PM of Britain, all British people will believe the “Zionists” steal shoes.
    Personally I want to open a second hand shoe store. 🙂

  38. tilda says

    Jun 15, 2015 at 1:39 am

    From the inimitable Douglas Murray:

    http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/douglas-murray/2015/06/if-i-was-asghar-bukhari-id-hold-onto-both-of-my-shoes-very-tightly/

  39. Cecilia Ellis says

    Jun 15, 2015 at 2:03 am

    When I first read this article and viewed the video, I could hardly wait to see the comments that would be posted. I was not disappointed, as some of the funniest retorts one might imagine began to surface.

    Nevertheless, be afraid . . . be very afraid . . . Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (KSM), the al-Qaida alleged mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, made a similar accusation against Christians when he attended Chowan College, a small Baptist college located in Murfreesboro, North Carolina. Prior to entering the prayer room for ritual prayer, he and his fellow Muslims would take off their shoes and leave them outside. Apparently, students would steal the shoes and throw them into the lake. (I guess it’s not paranoia if it really happened.) He became irate and even, at one time, stated that this was the reason he began to hate America. For whatever reason, after one semester at the college, he transferred to Jesse Jackson’s alma mater, North Carolina Agricultural and Technical State University. So, maybe Asghar Bukhari bears watching . . . missing shoes seem to bring out the worst in otherwise peaceful miscreants.

  40. mortimer says

    Jun 15, 2015 at 9:10 am

    Braindead, inbred, killer zombie jihadist.

  41. Elisheva14 says

    Jun 15, 2015 at 11:41 am

    They are the big fear mongers who tremble when their shoes are missing. Oh my..how sad that they are obsessed with their inner fears. They are spreading so many blood libels. Gives me some hope.

  42. Tom says

    Jun 19, 2015 at 4:36 pm

    I just got back from “Zion” and I saw a shoe on the side of the road. I’m sorry I didn’t put two and two together or I would have brought it back to him.

  43. rabrooks says

    Jun 20, 2015 at 12:16 am

    I’m a little more disturbed by the night time mudslime visits that lead to rapes, beheadings, vandilisim and the theft of anything of value.
    Doing silly irritation type of harrasment is more mudslime-like.

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