It is now obvious: Asghar Bukhari is quite mad.
It might be polite to avert one’s eyes decorously at this point, and let this one pass. After all, this is not his first, and not his second, but his third video insisting that Zionists broke into his house and stole just one of his shoes, in an elaborate gaslighting psy-op to try to drive him mad.
Mission accomplished.
And that’s why I decided to post this third video. It’s funny, yes, but it is also the record of a man going insane, or already having arrived. It put me in mind of those old commercials showing a whole egg (“This is your brain”), and then the egg cracked open and being fried (“This is your brain on drugs”): this is Asghar Bukhari’s brain on Islamic supremacism. The Jew-hatred, the paranoia, the victimhood mentality, the hatred, the leaps of logic, the contortions of reality — all the features of Islamic supremacism that we so often see in so many Muslim spokesmen have reached their endpoint in Asghar Bukhari’s febrile mind, as he labors, not once, not twice, but thrice (and who knows how many more are coming) to sell the world on the idea that the most reasonable, the most cogent, the cleanest Occam’s razor-cut explanation for his missing shoe is that Mossad stole into his home and purloined it, so as to unsettle him psychologically.
Remember: Islamic supremacists would have us believe that when the Prime Minister of Great Britain calls upon them to do more to combat “radicalization” in their communities, that the real problem is “Islamophobia.” They would have us believe that when Islamic jihadis plot to murder critics of jihad terror and Islamic supremacism, that it is really those critics who are inciting violence. They want us to think that a handful of writers and activists who oppose jihad violence are a multimillion-dollar industry dedicated to defaming Muslims out of sheer bigotry, and that the much better-financed media machine making this claim is actually a coterie of independent thinkers acting out of a sense of justice. They maintain that Muslims in the West are subjected to routine discrimination and harassment, blithely ignoring the fact that Muslims year after year are at the bottom of statistics on hate crime victims.
Imagine not just believing all this evil nonsense and more, but purveying it, actively, for years. After that, thinking that Mossad stole his shoe is one of the least and most benign manifestations of Asghar Bukhari’s madness.
profitsbeard says
The same thing happened to the returning young Lord Baskerville in the Sherlock Holmes classic.
The aspiring assassin stole one of Baskerville’s shoes from a hotel hallway so that the hound from hell would know his scent.
This guy better watch out for a luminous murderous mastiff! Clearly the Mossad has MaHound on a leash.
Brian says
Why are you all so hateful? This is a major case of “The Purloined Slippers” that warrants a thorough investigation by Scotland Yard’s finest. This is a matter of national interest and security!!!!
*sarcasm over*
nacazo says
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHH!!!!
Mission acomplished!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHH!!!!
Arthur Moore says
Even if you were to buy into the absolutely absurd notion that pro Zionist groups did this as a means of intimidation, it leaves a few important questions.
We are talking about slippers, a small, easily misplaced object. The chance would be if a person were to take one, you would simply think you misplaced it. That would be a really poor attempt at intimidation. The trick is not to take an item since it could easily be thought of as misplaced, or not noticed, but to LEAVE an object that wasn’t yours. There would be no denying that someone came into the home. And it would rule out animals, or burglars. And if this item was meaningful, it would act as an intimidation without requiring any brainwork at all. Perfect.
But perhaps the more important question would be, why? What makes this guy so special that anyone would pay attention to him anyway.
spot on says
The reason is that in the civilized world, 3% of people are “nuts”. In the Islamic world two thirds are “nuts”. The Islamic vision of utopia is a world the is 100% “nuts”. This is not that much different from our institutionalized few. Civilized people have institutions for these kinds of people to perform and they find their audience there.
This high percentage must be from the Islamic gene pool, something in their water, food, weed, what they read, or their spiritual sustenance. Since they drink the same water as us, we can rule out the water.
cranky.white.woman says
Centuries of consanguineous marriages have taken their toll on Muslims, causing many of them to be strangers to reality.
mortimer says
Thank you, Robert Spencer for these precious (and hilarious) words:
“The Jew-hatred, the paranoia, the victimhood mentality, the hatred, the leaps of logic, the contortions of reality — all the features of Islamic supremacism.”
The problem is (of course) that so many Muslims are just like him! Delusional, hateful, illogical, entitled.
Renee says
185 views on youtube, why create an audience here. I don’t believe he is serious at all though. I think it is a hoax! I offer to buy him a pair of new slippers.
Don McKellar says
At 5:15, or so in the video, when he does the “reenactment” how in the FUCKING WORLD can’t you realize this mad dog jihadi is completely serious! He’s a Lee Rigby murderer in the making, having been driven insane by his death cult religion and he’s going to start killing any day now!
CALL IN THE AUTHORITIES NOW! HE’S A RANTING MOSLEM BUILDING UP TO A JIHAD ATTACK!
Renee says
Thanks for the nice words. I just think this man has either lost his mind, his shoes, or is a good actor.
gravenimage says
Renee, Asgar Bukhari is not quite as benign as you might like to think. Regarding the Gaza war, he said, “Muslims who fight against the occupation of their lands are ‘Mujahadeen’ and are blessed by Allah. And any Muslim who fights and dies against Israel and dies is a martyr and will be granted paradise … There is no greater oppressor on this earth than the Zionists, who murder little children for sport.”
This is ugly, ugly stuff—it’s not as though he is just accusing Jews of moving his shoes. His virulent antisemitism is no hoax.
And Don mentions beheading—he’s not wrong. Just after the horrific beheading murder of Lee Rigby, Asghar Bukhari was justifying the attack.
He has also smeared the murdered Charlie Hebdo cartoonists as “racists”.
I wish he were just ranting about Zionists moving his shoes, but this is a lot darker than that.
The only one with a sense of humor about this are the “Zionists” themselves—Israeli’s ambassador to South Africa, Arthur Lenk, tweeted: “We have your shoe, @AsgharBukhari. Call me”—which is, really, just brilliant.
particolor says
With only One Shoe to throw at the Insulting Infidels ?? 🙁
spot on says
Good point…and further illustration of their illogical behavior.
Guy Macher says
A devout Muslim! Irrational, ignorant, arrogant, and mad.
jihad3tracker says
Dr. Nikolai Sennels wrote an item (about 2 years ago) titled “Why Islam creates monsters” — and it should be available by using JW’s search box. There might be an overlapping area between that slice of sickness and this guy’s outer-space contentions.
And on a relevant personal note: once upon a time, I had a girlfriend whose sister was paranoid — convinced that several persons were deeply involved in schemes to wreck her life. So perhaps what this guy’s problem is: an intense complete lack of self-worth.
Don McKellar says
Where are the men with the straitjacket for this nutter???
It must be obvious to the authorities that he is a dangerous son of a bitch! To himself if nobody else!
Does he have to murder a few infidels before they move in on him? He’s crying out to be locked up for England’s safety and his own! His death cult “religion” has driven him stark bonkers like so many before him! I mean, come on!!!
How can he be allowed to walk the streets of the UK? Didn’t they learn a damn thing from the mad dog jihadi who slaughtered Lee Rigby?
Bob says
Yes! My patented Secret Zionist Fox (TM) has worked!
tilda says
He lost me.
First it was Mossad;now he’s introduced a moulting pigeon, a lion, a tiger, a fox or some kind of obsessively methodical canine into the mix.
Ray Cunningham says
A Dingo ate his slippers!
Sam Hawkins says
Nice pad he’s got there. How does he manage to pay the rent/mortgage?
JIMJFOX says
Presumably, like 85% of Muslims [and their 4 wives?] in Britain, he is on state benefits….
African Christian says
What fascinates me is this: the Koran tells muslims that the Jews are the worst of creatures, they are the descendants of apes and pigs and alah hates them so much. And yet muslims are so scared of jews. they believe that they can enter houses and move things around with out being caught or without leaving any evidence. they believe that the jews can create groups like isis and use them against their enemies. they believe that the jews can send diseases to their enemies. They believe that the jews can control any thing they want in the world. they control finance of the world, they control all powerful nations and politicians in the west. they can do anything, they almost believe they have supernatural powers. I guess mohammad lied about who the jews are as he lied about everything in koran. muslims should stop blackmailing the Jews, apparently they are not what the koran says to, they excel in everything they do.
JIMJFOX says
Allah [aka Muhammad] hated the Jews because he knew Arabs were the inferior race,
and because those Jews saw right thru his bogus ‘religion’.
His response was then mass murder.
Rami Reed says
Don’t forget that Israel controls the sharks swimming along the Egyptian coast
Angemon says
And the birds flying above.
Caroline says
Genitals and all
No Fear says
This man needs quetiapine or chlorpromazine medication.
JIMJFOX says
He’s just another example of Dutch psychologist Nicolai Sennels’ analysis of the brainwashed Muslim mind—
http://10news.dk/
Supremacy, Entitlement, Victimhood, Paranoia; all as per Muhammad’s Koran, Hadith, Sira-
the unholy Trinity of Islam.
Tequila Not Taqiyya says
Coo Coo as Coco Puffs dirtbag
albert says
The100 or so virgins vergins receive is that not insane
Westman says
Is this a possible explantion?: His nose is swollen, probably containing his brains, which are inflamed after the Devil spent the night sleeping there.
Of course, the whole thing could be a boring attempt at humor; the next installment with clips of neighbors attesting to the strange jew-caused Djinn-action of UFO abductions.
Baucent says
Nah, it’s not Zionists it Black Magic! That’s quite clear from the bird feathers (a sacrifice) obviously someone has performed a Satanic rite using his slippers. There’s a lot of this around these days.
revereridesagain says
Yup. Pretty standard satano-zionist-mind-control conspiracy theory. He’ll be into the microwave brain-scrambling plots next. I dunno, though… with those feathers he might have himself a voodoo-djinn hybrid Mossad operative camped out in the neighbors’ yard.
The sad, scary, disgusting thing is how much of the Islamic world starts to sound like this with just the slightest bit of prodding.
Paul says
I only read the article, I couldn’t bear to listen to this nauseating idiot.
Nice to see this terrorist sympathiser self-detonate in such a public
fashion.
Angemon says
That’s right, Bukhari – you tell those people who can enter and leave your house while you sleep, without leaving any marks or even unlocking the doors, that you’re not afraid of them. You go, girl!!!
Truth Seeker says
Supremacistism is Only Boasting. Anyone can Boast Anything, even today. Boasting is the Expression of Ego and Inferiority Complex.
So Many Years have passed but None of the Boasting Items Could be proved.
Certain Unusual Activities are there, the most predominant is 590 Million Non Muslims were Massacred and the Activity still Continues. This is an Extra Ordinary Achievement. No One Could Challenge this.
Hatred towards Jews and Christians was because they were better in every Field. To Snatch their Property, to Enslave them, to Massacre them Allegation was made, they were Cursed.
Now People have to Acknowledge this as the Supremacistic Activity.
duh_swami says
It wasn’t a dog…Some dogs can learn to open a door, but they never shut it behind them…This guy would be great on Hannity, he could have Bukhari and Choudary on at the same time, they could compare notes on missing slippers, and sneaky Zionists…Great TV…
Kevin says
Dear Mossad,
Will you PPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE return this guy’s shoe and stop breaking his slippers and get him out of my face!!!!!!!!!
brenrod says
I assume this guy cant get a job and lives off UK welfare
jack Holan says
If this isn’t some way out and convoluted propaganda then this Chief has snapped. Who knows where his next episode of paranoid delusions will take him. I’m not sure if the Police are involved in this lunacy? If so they should have him committed for a 72 hour observation since by all appearances there has been some type of fracture and they may be able to discover or recognize it during the observation and hospitalize him for treatment.
Marco says
That would smack of islamaphobia
Angemon says
I think that by trying to take on the Zionist conspiracy (and what a feet that is) Bukhari is bitting more than he can shoe. In any case, he managed to step in, barefoot, into our daily lives.
Arthur says
He must be hopping mad.
epistemology says
I can’t believe it! Where are the guys clad in white with the white sneakers? Islam is obviously worse than any drug you can take. This guy’s place is definitely in a lunatics asylum. But even there Mossad will steal another of his shoes. The guy is so crackbrained, you can’t take it any longer. Anyway Islam makes stupid. This guy is a megalomanian asshole. He overestimates his importance. Why should Mossad care about his shoe?
shrugger says
Bet it turns out to be Shoe Gnomes in the end.
Pork Rind Addict says
Maybe his shoe is up his butt???
bullfrogger says
I believe that I have been targeted by Muslim spies . I awoke this morning and my goat and her two favorite outfits are missing . This is the second time this has happened . My last goat ,Aiisha ,was taken a year ago never to be seen again . I hired an investigator but the closest he came to finding her was word that she was a sex slave in Great Britain and held by a man named Anhem Choudary . I informed law enforcement there but was told I needed much more evidence to invade to privacy of such a fine man .I was then told that my Islamaphobia was probably affecting my sanity . I was just getting over it and had even brought home another goat who I named Amatullah . And now this .They are saying I’m crazy and that she just packed up and left but I know better .My dear Amatullah would never leave me like that . Her burkha is still here and she would never go out alone or without her head covered because she did that once and was beaten severely . No ,it is obvious they are trying to drive me insane . Two goats in one year will do that to the best of men . I am going to figure this out and prove my sanity to all .I will buy another goat ,chop off it’s legs ,and if it disappears ,that is proof it was stolen as it can not run away with no legs . Now does that sound like the plan of a crazy man ? It shows that i am as sane as any Muslim . Tomorrow will be a better day . One of my wives is making my favorite meal ,goat leg soup .
Geoarrge says
Last time I misplaced a shoe, it managed to get shoved under the bed, behind one of the legs, angled exactly so it couldn’t be seen from the angle I usually look for things under the foot of my bed.
Zimriel says
Did the culprit leave a half-eaten blintz behind?
Zimriel says
I gave him the benefit of the doubt two videos ago. I do believe this is his third strike: he’s out (of his mind).
albert says
Was the pigeon in league with the fox ? attack pigeons are very difficult to train, are we to believe that Mossad would use all that time and expense to train an attack pigeon just so he could be eaten by a fox ? ( especially one that can fly away with two slippers, extraordinarily difficult I think, I may be wrong but I don’t think even Mossad pigeons can manage two slippers, even if they trained in Krav Maga)I’m assuming that the pigeon was a he but of course we all know that there are many female attack pigeons working for Mossad, and the fox , who was the fox working for ? Did the fox open the door ? Where did he get the key ? Why did the fox rip up the slippers ? Was there a Lion a Bear or a Tiger involved, I am a middle aged Englishman and I have never seen a Bear a Lion or a Tiger, not walking down the street late at night, looking for slippers to steal and leave in next doors garden, but there is a first time for everything that is true, but all that aside I feel for the pigeon, he or she performed valiantly getting the slippers outside only to meet a tragic fate, that,s the trouble with foxes, you just cant trust them, I hope the Israeli government awards a posthumous medal to the pigeon.
Ole Sandberg says
I know exactly how the poor man feels. People break into my house and steal one of my socks all the time. Some times, just to add insult to injury they leave behind a mismatched sock that I have never seen before and that I can swear I never bought.
Mike says
I like the part (in the midst of the general insanity) where he says,” If I were a fox, I’m not….” Did he feel there was a general need to remind all and sundry that really and truly he wasn’t to be mistaken for a four leg animal with a bushy tail? Damn!!!! Who would have thought????
Edward Cline says
If it weren’t for his British accent, I’d have presumed this was a video by a California nutcase, claiming he was being intimidated by space aliens, and by Zionist space aliens, no less!
Linde Barrera says
To Edward Cline- Happy Father’s Day if it applies to you. Just a few hours ago, I got a paperback delivery from Amazon Prime: “The Black Stone” by YOU! I am so excited, I can’t wait to read it! And in meshing with your comment about the Zionist space alien/shoe thief, I have one to share that just might describe Asghar Bukhari’s persona, to perfection. Many years ago on tv, a little cartoon character – man was skipping along in shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, flip flops and straw hat. He was carrying an obvious pitcher of red liquid and singing as he skipped along: “Fruit juicy, fruit juicy.” He came upon another little cartoon character – man and asked him, “Would you like a Hawaiian punch?” To which the other said “Sure”. So the first one punched him in the face. POW. `,°^} !!!
Caroline says
Mad as a box of frogs. No doubt, all his fellow Mohammedans will buy it, hook line and sinker.
St. Michael Defend Us says
His wife couldn’t stomach seeing his flat, floppy feet in those sandals anymore (did you see the SIZE of those things?) so she cut them up and threw them in the yard of the Jewish neighbors to implicate them.
Celtic says
This was a typical Mossad-Operation. Sometimes they gather up at night and ring bells of muslim households like crazy. Israel surely knows how to fight underhand wars!
gravenimage says
None of this madness should surprise.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali describes living in Saudi Arabia as a little girl, and how her Muslim neighbors would blame the Jews *for everything*—if their car wouldn’t start, if their plumbing clogged, and even things like their boss being in a bad mood.
It was clear that these Muslims didn’t really regard Jews as humans, but rather as some sort of mischievous spirits out to inconvenience Muslims. Needless to say, none of them had ever met a Jewish person.
Is this “super spy” crap much different? Certainly, living in the rational West has done nothing to curb either Ashgar Bukhari’s magical thinking or his paranoia.
Some of his most hilarious lines are “you can just look at it and see how ludicrous it is” and “all the dots don’t seem to add up”—how true!
And then there is the absurdity of the victim mongering, where he moans about having his slippers supposedly moved as “psychological torture” which can drive a man to suicide, and asserting that Muslims “dare to speak out” about this (supposed) atrocity. This, at a time when his pious coreligionists are *actually* enslaving, blowing up, and beheading innocent people.
And, finally, he wraps it up by presenting this absurd paranoia as a “rational, reasonable argument”, clearly showing that like so many Muslims he has completely failed to grasp what any of these words mean.
An aside: I had my own missing slipper mystery just recently. Over the course of a few weeks, I had several times found one of my slippers not at my bedside upon waking, but in another part of the bedroom or out in the hall. The first time, I thought I might have kicked the slipper myself, though I could not remember having done so. The second time, I asked my husband about it, but he had no answer, either.
Then a couple of weeks ago one of our new kittens walked into the dining room with one of my slippers in her mouth—she was carrying it like a chew toy. She is a big fan of cloth catnip mice, so it wasn’t a complete surprise, but I was amazed that she was able to handle a slipper by herself.
My solution was to pop my slippers into a bedside drawer when I’m not wearing them, and to make sure Allie has a fresh mouse to play with.
There you go—a minor mystery, a perfectly reasonable explanation, and all without my becoming unhinged and ranting about Zionist plots. But then, I’m not a Mohammedan…
Linde Barrera says
To gravenimage- Hi again. Two responses in 1 morning, I hope I don’t wear out my welcome on your time clock! You brought up Muslims blaming Jews for every little thing. My nice Muslim neighbor from Uzbekistan told me that they believe in Jinns, which are Muslim spirits that generally make mischief, trouble, and thwart Muslims. So why wouldn’t a Muslim blame a little Jinn for the vexation? Most puzzling. Unless of course these Jew hating Muslims don’t believe in Jinns. Islam is …….. (your word of choice fills in the sentence.) I would choose in their progressive order: legalistic, anti-social, anti-democracy, weird, strange, supremacist, ugly, violent, hateful, demonic.
Mirren10 says
Jews trump jinns.
Linde Barrera says
To Mirren10- Hello from Brooklyn, NY to the United Kingdom! Loved your answer “Jews trump Jinns.” I sent an email to PM Cameron yesterday. In it I told him Pastor James McConnell of Belfast has every right to say that Islam is the religion of evil, and that this pastor better not be put on trial for expressing his opinion, even if people don’t like it. At the end, I also mentioned that I thought PM Cameron was handsome! Do you think I will get an intelligent answer back? Take care Mirren10. xo
Mirren10 says
Hallo, Linde.
I’ve been away for a few days, and am only now catching up with the threads.
I think you’re as likely to get *any* answer back, let alone an intelligent one, as hen’s teeth. Or rockinghorse sh*t.
I’ve written to call me dave umpteen times, and only ever received one reply; that my ‘concerns’ had been noted, and ”sent to the relevant department”. That was about Asia Bibi.
Do you really think he’s handsome ? To me, he looks like the archetypical ‘chinless wonder and Hooray Henry’. 🙂
All the best to you, dear Linde. xo.
Linde Barrera says
To Mirren10- Good evening my fine lady from the UK. I just now read your comment about me getting an answer from Prime Minister Cameron, and it looks like your prediction will be right: Nothing. I also never received a response from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, and I mailed my letter to her on May 25. So I am 0-2. But last November 2014, I wrote to Chancellor Merkel about the Islamists in Germany, and her office wrote back! I also wrote to President Hollande in January 2015 and expressed my sympathy for the “Free Speech” crusaders in the Charlie Hebdo massacre and the Jews killed in the Paris kosher market by the Islamic terrorists, and his office wrote back! So I am 2-2 with that! And just last week I wrote to King Salman of Saudi Arabia, beseeching him to be merciful and release Raif Badawi and his lawyer to their families in Canada. (I am praying for these 2 innocent Muslims to be released unharmed.) So that is my report for now! And yes, I still think Cameron is handsome, but he seems to be getting stupider every day! Take care dear Mirren10.
Biff Henderson says
The same holds true for the Evil Eye or being cursed with a black magic spell instituted by their co-religionists.
Linde Barrera says
To Biff Henderson- Thank you for that detail. I thought a black magic spell came from “Santeria” and that the Evil Eye came from Sicily! I learn something new everyday from JW. It is a humbling but rewarding!