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Zionist shoe theft victim Asghar Bukhari explains it all for you

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I would be remiss if I didn’t bring you UK Muslim leader Asghar Bukhari’s followup to his riotous claim that Zionists sneaked into his house and stole one of his shoes.

His analysis, with its crazed veneer of rationality, is actually strongly reminiscent of Islamic supremacist analysis in general. You know: Islamic jihadists kill people, and those who call attention to their deeds and call for resistance are the real villains, and Muslims are the victims, in fear of “backlash.” You can see, as you see the wild wheels of Asghar Bukhari’s unhinged mind turning, how such “analyses” are born.

Is he cracking under the strain of “Islamophobia”? Or just falling into the rabbit hole of his own Islamic supremacist antisemitic conspiracy paranoia, never to be seen again?

Whatever the case, he is the perfect leader for abject, subjugated dhimmi Britannia. Asghar Bukhari for Prime Minister!

(Thanks to Marc.)

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    • Psychiatrist Dr. Wafa Sultan said: “I came to the absolute conviction that it is impossible…impossible…for any human being to read the biography of Mohammed and believe in it, and then emerge a psychologically and mentally healthy person.”

  2. I don’t believe that I just wasted another 12 minutes listening to this moronic follower of mohammed.
    And I thought that mohammed was f*cked up

  3. Ah, that explains it – he was mocked and laughed not because his idea of Zionists stealing his shoe was worthy of laugh and mockery but because the media is white and racist. He better keep his tea in his safe, just to be sure – those Zionists may try to change not the whole tea box but only the individual packets. Can you imagine the horror of trying to start your day with a nice Moroccan infusion of mint and spices only to discover that all packets taste like Earl Grey? Oh, the humanity!!!

    Damn it, now I feel like a mint and spices infusion. Damn that Zionist mind control!!!

  4. “Hysteria: a psychological disorder (not now regarded as a single definite condition) whose symptoms include conversion of psychological stress into physical symptoms (somatization), selective amnesia, shallow volatile emotions, and overdramatic or attention-seeking behavior. The term has a controversial history as it was formerly regarded as a disease specific to women.” — the internet

    “Listen to the show: Bukhari, like all too many Islamic supremacists, thinks he has “demolished” his opponents not when he actually refutes what they say, but when he calls them names, says they’re tools of the Zionists, and talks over them. This is the Islamic supremacist idea of “debate.””
    http://www.jihadwatch.org/2013/09/robert-spencer-takes-on-mpacuks-asghar-bukhari-on-viciously-biased-voice-of-russia-program

    • Attention seeker!

      “Nobody believes a liar…even when he is telling the truth!”

  5. I’d say it’s cocaine taking it’s toll, but I am not a psychiatrist, he should see one though and get a proper diagnosis, sounds like he’s in a very scary place.

  7. I actually watched this whole video, sitting here and shaking my head through it all. Does he really believe it and trying to convince us, or is it just another case of paranoid Taqiyya – lying to save himself from the shame of being called out as a liar??? And he wants to know why moslems aren’t to be believed? He just has to listen to his own words in this video – it’s not rocket science!!!
    IMHO, he is a twisted individual. Trying to justify his screw-up about his stupid slippers by pulling all kinds of far-fetched excuses such as “it was the Zionists using KGB tactics” and actually expecting people to believe it, and then, the REALLY unbelievable fable about “the fox and the slipper” !!! WOW!!! Just boggles the mind!!!

    And yes, Neil Jennison, he needs “special” psychiatric help.

    • ” Does he really believe it and trying to convince us, or is it just another case of paranoid Taqiyya – lying to save himself from the shame of being called out as a liar???”

      I don’t really think there is much of a difference here; according to islam, **anything**, provided it advances the cause of islam, is halal. This particular numpty is no doubt well aware how idiotic his nonsense is in the minds of sane individuals; what he is hoping to do is to convince his equally insane ‘bro’s’. 🙂 Kaboom ! There goes Clarks Shoes …

  8. Ahahahaha! I love the “reenactment” starting about 7:10! What a raving loon!

    Look, you blathering maniac, if zionists were so concerned about you, and messing you up without killing you, why wouldn’t they simply get into your house and break into your computer and start shooting off incriminating emails and tweets and youtube postings to completely destroy you in one day?

    And it doesn’t occur to this nutter that he’s the one who’s the racist, trying to separate moslems from “white” people — as if he views Islam as a race.

  9. Douglas Murray over at the Spectator, has this to say about dear little asghar;

    ”The Muslim Public Affairs Committee (MPAC) is a strange beast. Its membership largely consists of Asghar Bukhari and his brother. Occasionally another person appears on television claiming an affiliation to the group – an affiliation promptly proved by use of the organisation’s modus operandi, viz furious shouting backed up by ferocious stupidity … Anyhow, it has long been plain that Asghar lives in the fever swamps.”

    This numptie really thinks Mossad would bother with him ? Talk about delusions of grandeur !

  10. I “lost” my wallet the other day. I went shopping, discovered as I went in the store I didn’t have it. Drove back home, (in a truck that was on the brink of breaking down), I couldn’t find it ANYWHERE. I convinced myself that I dropped it in the parking lot or as I went in the store. I even called Stater Brothers. I had just been given some bad news (and meds), by the VA, which heightened my anxiety. Long story short: it was in my other pants.

    I had one wallet I lost three times. (One time at a Staters.)

  11. it’s in your mouth fella; you keep on putting yer foot in yer beak… must left yer booty there last time.

  12. Go to his Facebook page and see how long my comments last. About as long as I suggested they did on LoonWatch.

    I basically told him that everything he said in his tirade about the Jews goes tenfold for Muslims:

    Islamists Project Islam’s Worst Traits onto Christians by Raymond Ibrahim
    http://www.meforum.org/2915/islamists-project-islam-worst-traits-onto

    Muslims Project Islam’s Worst Traits onto Israel and the Jews by Raymond Ibrahim
    raymondibrahim-com/8348/muslims-project-islam-worst-traits-onto-israel

    • I also mentioned that Jews have nothing on the thugs in our universities when it comes to bullying and intimidation: The Islamic version of the Hitler Youth the MSA and SJP.

  13. I wonder if *I* might have given him the idea. I posted about Zersetzung in the original youtube under the iGc83LRpYaY code, which comments he’s since disabled.

    For the record, I wasn’t trolling. I took him seriously that he might be a victim of Zersetzung. I just couldn’t believe that the Israelis would have bothered doing it to him. Mossad have better things to do at home (I think those were my words). I suspected MI5/6 involvement.

  14. Comment on Bukhai’s facebook page. See it while it lasts:

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Asghar-Bukhari/334808999875556

    You mention the Soviets in your second tirade. And let me pause a minute to address the “Jews stealing organs from babie” bullshit. Why do the Protocols of the Elders of Zion suddenly come to mind? You want to know about the Soviets? You say you read books? Read General Pacepa’s book Disinformation.

    You have to form “groups” and “protect yourselves” from the Jews? Are you frigging kidding me? Who will get shot first? Me for my “Stand With Israel” sign in my front window. Or some Muslim in your phony “backlash”. Man, most people don’t give a rats ass who your are. What religion, whatever. Most Americans don’t care if you’re black, white, polka dot or indifferent. But the Muslims…….Who are we hearing about on a Daily Frigging Basis? Who sided with the Nazis during WWII? What “Mufit” is emulated and worshipped to this day in every Muslim country on earth? What Muslim country has the freedom for thier own Muslims that Israel has for, wait for it…….MUSLIMS??? Whose giving the “Palestinians” the shaft? What is the Hamas Charter?

    I’ve got a challenge for you Asghar: Go down my comments and find “The 4th Conference….” I’ve read the whole 95 plus pages. Including a little gem called “Nakba Nonsense”. What’s so pathetic that you can’t even Make Up alleged crimes of Jews that will even come close to the real atrocities Muslims are committing Every Single DAY in the name of the “religion of peace”! Here’s another challenge: I mention below an article I found in my Summarized Bukhari “jihad in the koran and sunnah” by Sheikh Abdullah bin Humaid.

    And answer this: Explain this articles prominence, and significance almost as an “Introduction”, in a book, my Summarized Sahih Al-Bukhari, and tell me….

    ….WHY, out of all the articles, out of all the words of pearly Muslim poetry and wisdom the publishers could have put in this, “the most authentic and true among the books of the Prophet”, this article on JIHAD is the one they chose?

    Also

    If Islam is the “religion of peace”, where in Sheikh Abdullah bin Humaid’s article on jihad can I find the equivalent of “Love Thy Neighbor” and “good will toward men”?

    Compare Humaid’s “jihad” and Emmet Fox’ Sermon on the Mount and tell me which one best represents a spirit of Love and “compassion”

    • I just want to express my profound admiration for the Israelis. I know they’re the cleverest, most astute people by far, being blessed by G-d. But they also seem able to multitask on phenomenol levels. From what I’ve read & heard in just the past two weeks, they have a platoon of dedicated prostitutes, willing to be infected with HIV, who go (where?) to infect morally upright & honest young muslims. They have (more than a platoon) I suppose, who rear wild boar (and they surely train them) to roam into muslim lands after dark (the boar can actually distinguish between muslim & Israeli, for not a single Israeli has yet complained about their depredations or presence). Meantime, Mossad roams Europe, stealing single shoes. That’s now apart from stealing & bleeding poor innocent muslim children to make matzo … Israelis can not possibly have time to attend school, university or college, which makes their R & D, their breathtaking inventions & their numerous Nobel prizes all the more wonderful. They must do all these awe-inspiring things on the backs of old envelopes, & in transit. You are tops, Israel!

    • Hi, Larry, your comment is still there, along with several others. Here’s mine:

      ”Hi, asghar ! Just seen your latest video, the one where you ‘s’plain’ it all about your shoe, and it wasn’t Reynard the Fox, but Mossad ! Comedy gold, my friend ! Actually, I have secret information, which I’ll now share with you. It wasn’t **Mossad**, it was the *Arab* Secret Service, ASS. Because of the ‘insult of the shoe’, The ASS is stealing muslim bro’s shoes in order to throw them at Israelis.”

  15. Does he have a job? I mean a *real* job — something other than his own Muslim Public Affairs Committee?

    If MPAC is his only source of income, then I suspect that the shoe conspiracy has generated massive free publicity (and possible a surge in donations from his conspiracy loving brothers).

    • Moslem leaders live off their bennies (benefits – taxpayers’ hand-outs). So the missing shoe wasn’t his shoe. It was OUR shoe. We paid for it and everything else he has on. Yet somehow, as co-owner of the missing shoe and the surviving shoe he is hopping around on, I just don’t share his frantic rage. If someone pinched his loincloth, though, then I would laugh and hand over an old tea towel.

  16. Just a follow-up. It was more than likely a jinn moving my shoes about, not a foxy Zionist at all.

    • If you really are Bukhari, the reason you started this whole risible nonsense was to get a bit of publicity for your pathetic little group. Just you and your brother, isn’t it ?

      Guess what, it’s fired back on you, because all you’ve done is to confirm for the rest of us that you mohammedans are insane numpties, with delusions of grandeur.

      Am Yisrael Chai !

  18. Absolutely mind numbing, but the middle east is overflowing with people whose thinking takes little heed of evidence.

  19. I know where his missing shoe is!!!
    I saw someone throwing it at President Bush sometime between 2005 and 2008.
    There’s a YouTube Video to back me up.
    If mr. bukhari contacts the White House, I’m sure they can find the shoe, and send it to him.
    Maybe POTUS can invite him to the White House and have a”Shoe Returning Ceremony”, which must be completed before midnight!!

  20. This clown is a muslim. Therefore he believes a book that says the muslims are the best of people (Q3:110) , a book which says non-muslims will burn in a fire (Quran – many verses) , a book which claims that it’s author is a perfect example for man (Quran – many verses).

    Maybe he should look to his own belief system fo the clue to his mental illness.

  21. 12:13 – 12:15 Off camera. Squeaky hinge. Door slam. Very suspicious. Was there anuvva bruvva in da house wiv ‘im or maybe it was a sista? Brother or sister? It’s hard to tell the difference these days, innit?

    Hello Mr Fox, my name’s Asghar. Taqiyya wiv milk and two sugars comin’ up.

  23. If you look through his twitter feed, his facebook page, these video comments and media appearances that Asghar Bukhari makes, it’s the same old story writ large – group think replacing reason and nuance. I could say ‘black and white thinking’ and it would be literal as well as metaphorical use of the term, from the repeated ways he conflates race and religion, and the way in which it’s all binary – there is just the whites, and everyone else somehow all squashed into one category and conflated with Muslims, which is rather rich when he is the one constantly accusing his opponents of seeing Muslims as ‘the other’ – he is doing EXACTLY THAT in reducing everything to a polarised, Us and Them mentality, and in replacing evidence, reason, and nuance, with valorisation of one group and demonisation of everyone else. Now, where do we see this group think? In lots of places, unfortunately, but an example par excellence is the Koran. The first time I picked it up to read, it that’s the thing that struck me most … it’s Us Good, Them Bad. Archetypal in-group, out-group cult-like thinking on page after page. If you can call it ‘thinking’. Until this is tackled, we’ll get nowhere. More and more it strikes me that it is this inability to think, to reason, to separate ideas from the people who hold them, and to separate individual people from the groups to which they are (often arbitrarily) assigned, which is the biggest threat coming from Islam – although, to avoid falling into the same trap, note that not all people who are Muslim suffer from this, nonetheless, the mentality you find in the Koran fuels this mindset. It’s also a problem with the way in which many other people think too. You’ll see it almost to the same extent among groups of conspiracy theorists, but in the hands of maniacs like Asghar Bukhari that it’s at its most poisonous and most dangerous.

  24. I have interviewed mental patients who sound like that…Different subject, but same type of twisted logic, mixed with fantasy, pressured speech, and agitated body movements, which are signs of an agitated mind…This guy needs to increase his inner spiritual struggle jihad, and his condition will improve.

    • ”I have interviewed mental patients who sound like that…Different subject, but same type of twisted logic, mixed with fantasy, pressured speech, and agitated body movements, which are signs of an agitated mind…”

      duh swami. how perfectly this describes **all** those who sign on to the islam train !

  25. This racist and terrorist sympathiser is out of his tiny mind!
    Actually, perhaps some Jewish Zionists, or somebody else, did
    indeed break into the idiot’s house and destroy what was left of his
    brain. Now, that would have been more plausible.

      • ”Alcohol akbar!”

        **Cocaine** akhbar !

        Did anyone notice, in the first video, how he kept sniffing, and wiping his revolting nose ?

        • I would have noticed, but I didn’t have the patience to watch
          the idiot all the way through.
          I had more patience with the one below from a few months ago
          after the Charlie Hebdo massacres, because as nauseating as
          his nonsense is it was great watching him being stopped in his
          tracks and being put in his place by the brilliant Douglas Murray :

        • Sorry, should have provided this link instead, which is shorter.
          In case you haven’t seen it, it’s good stuff :

  27. Arguendo, assuming that’s israel’s modus operandi. why would israel spent men and cost for Asghar Bukhari? next video should consider explain the motive, the significance of his role. there are 1.5 billion muslims what makes him worth more than others for israel agenda?

  29. Typical of all Muslims.

    Rule number two of Islam – Muslims are never responsible for anything. Everything that happens in the world or in their petty little lives, is the result of the CIA, the NSA or Mossad.

    Shark attacks in Red Sea – radio controlled by Mossad. (really!)
    Turkey has no oil – America’s fault. (really!)
    Gas around Cyprus all on the Cypriot side – Israel’s fault.
    Civil war in Syria – Mossad’s doing.
    America invades Iraq – Mossad’d doing.
    Airliners hit New York – Mossad’s doing.
    Turkish airline’s Boeing crashes – America’s fault.
    Turkish airline’s Airbus crashes – Europe’s fault.

    And so it goes on, and on, and on, and on………

    Aton

    • For F Sake buy that Clown another pair od Circus Shoes will ya !! Before It has a Coronary !! 🙁
      The Tea Leaf was probably after the Jizra Money from the Dhimmi’s ,But alas too late, He had already sent it to ISIL !!

  32. as an israeli – i really started to think maybe his right somehow but than i thought :

    why would the mossad risk getting cought cause of this guy —- israel has so soo many haters – some are much higher profile than him who cause more harm and are not harder to do stuff to

    if any inelegance organization can be harmed the most from doing something like this and getting caught is the mossad (the zionists) (which might be the reason he thought it can be a good idea to blame israel for this)

    and of course the most most important point : he hates israel and spreads hate towards israel – which had actual affect on israel might even indirectly cost a life (like preachers in mosqus preaching hate against the west not even telling people to go to jihad at all – just telling them how evil the west is and this can cause some of them to take action indirectly with time ) ….. so even if its true he deserves what happened to him and actually much much more than that

    the sad thing is that you can be sure many many muslims belive him – and will think how evil thejews are – and like i said it will have an affect maybe indirect – he might not say go kill zionists – but he planted a seed – later cause of him they will store hate to jews – than when they will go to the mosque and here a call for jihad – it will be like lightening the bomb and will kill a jew with a knife …. but it wouldnt have reached the explsion point if not all the stupid funny conspiracy theorys that sadly many actually belive in (like jews trying to control the world – jews eating chirstian kids blood – israels spying animals( migrating birds tagged by researches “israels avation center ect” or israel planting a shark in egypets sea to scare tourists) ect ect) sounds funny but with dire consequences

  33. Another blood libel by another muzzie loony, he’s crackbrained like most of the muzzies are. Islam and rationality two worlds light years apart.

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