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Islamic State selling jihad watch

Jul 27, 2015 2:22 pm By Robert Spencer

#IRAQ #ISIS Black Logo Identifying Watches In #Mosul Shops – pic.twitter.com/Gjkqduo0ED

— Terrormonitor.org (@Terror_Monitor) July 27, 2015

What? No Mickey Mouse version? But nonetheless, these watches are to die for.

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  1. Brian says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 2:29 pm

    I though Islam goes by the Moon?…watches are banned as Muhammad never had one.

    • M S case says

      Jul 28, 2015 at 7:19 pm

      BETTER GET ONE QUICK… GOING TO BE A COLLECTOR’S ITEM

  2. Jaladhi says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 2:29 pm

    And which traitorous companies from the West are making these watches for the enemy?? I don’t think that Islamic countries can even manufacture watches!! They are only good in jihad and murder!! LOL…

    • M S case says

      Jul 28, 2015 at 7:22 pm

      jaldhi…They are good at multiplication also….little jihadis are jumping out all the time…too many wives and whores

  3. Red Bee says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 2:31 pm

    O… good… Thought ISIS sold your website:)…

    • RG says

      Jul 27, 2015 at 2:48 pm

      Yeah, Red Bee, me too! Had me worried there for a minute!!!

  4. Susan B says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 2:32 pm

    Isn’t all crap made in China or maybe Korea.

  5. mccode says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 2:42 pm

    Wireless connection to the suicide explosive vest included?

  6. Huck Folder says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 2:45 pm

    Robert: I had wanted to suggest something similar to you, many times.
    If you’ve heard it 100 times before, forgive me:

    The watch would have the letters J I H A D for the hours 10 to 2, with the H at 12.
    The letters W A T C H would cover the hours 8 to 4 with the T at 6.

    The hour markers for 3 and 9 could be empty, as word separators,
    or Magen Davids or the WANING moon symbol of hate.

    I like the ouroboros pun.

    That would also look good as a clock.
    (But substituting C L O C K for W A T C H would lose
    the exquisite connection to JW.)

    ROB SPENCER and PAMELA GELLER
    would also fit the dial, albeit without any spaces
    for Pamela’s. Hers would look better with those letters
    between the hour markers.

  7. Cecilia Ellis says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 2:48 pm

    “What? No Mickey Mouse version? But nonetheless, these watches are to die for.”

    Since today is the 75th anniversary of the cartoon character Bugs Bunny, I would think that “hare-raising” personality would be more appropriate for ISIS . . . Do these watches go backwards in time?

    • Shmooviyet says

      Jul 27, 2015 at 7:39 pm

      Your post reminds me of the BB cartoon where Yosemite Sam is the mean little Arab always beating his camel with a board when it won’t stop running.
      “Whoa, Camel, whoa…” LOL

      • mortimer says

        Jul 27, 2015 at 8:16 pm

        Cecelia wrote: “these watches are to die for”

        Too funny.

        • mortimer says

          Jul 27, 2015 at 8:17 pm

          Cecelia wrote: “do these watches go backwards in time?”

          Too true! Right back to the 7th century and the Bronze Age where they find their mentality.

        • Cecilia Ellis says

          Jul 27, 2015 at 9:16 pm

          Mortimer, Robert Spencer is the one who said, “These watches are to die for.โ€ I wish that I had said it because it is a superb line!

  8. Champ says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 2:53 pm

    What is it with Arabs and their cheesy watches? This watch goes beyond the pale!

    Funny side story …

    My husband and I are both Christians, and he once received a watch with a picture of Jesus on it, lol! Mike used to work for my husband, and he was from Jordan, so during a trip back to Jordan Mike bought my husband this Jesus watch, AND a giant *sword* for Christimas..I kid you not. Well, when my husband brought these items home we both had a good laugh, and of course my husband kept the watch but hes never worn it (too tacky) and he keeps it in a drawer. And for years I kept that horrendous sword hidden in a closet so my kids wouldn’t see it or play with it. But when we moved, that sword went in the garbage where it belongs …hey it was the thought that counts ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Angemon says

      Jul 27, 2015 at 3:09 pm

      How giant was the sword?

      • Champ says

        Jul 27, 2015 at 3:45 pm

        It was close to 4 feet long with a formidable handle, and it had a holster, too. And the holster had these gaudy plastic colored embellishments, etc …which made it even *more* of an eyesore, to me ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Champ says

        Jul 27, 2015 at 3:54 pm

        The sword was real metal but not expensive looking at all; more like something Mike bought at some funky gift shop for tourists in Jordan.

      • Champ says

        Jul 27, 2015 at 4:35 pm

        Ok I submit that 4 feet long may not be a “giant” sword, to some …so how about it was bigger than a bread knife ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Angemon says

          Jul 27, 2015 at 4:53 pm

          Definitely on the larger end of the scale, so “giant” might not be far off the mark ๐Ÿ™‚

    • gravenimage says

      Jul 27, 2015 at 4:37 pm

      Hilarious story, Champ! I wonder if this is the watch:

      http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqe0DgKf3Px3A69M9mx35i5H1tEB0aHRi6GyVkIvQLo3BWuSsq5pyWuDDj

      Of course, if the watch had had a picture of the “Prophet” on it instead, blood would flow…

      • Champ says

        Jul 27, 2015 at 5:10 pm

        Yes — that’s the watch, Graven! Ahaha, good find! ๐Ÿ˜€

        And when my husband received the watch he thanked Mike, and he wasn’t the *least* bit offended by the picture of Jesus — instead we were both amused by it (in fact I have a picture of Jesus that hangs on the wall).

        And my husband doesn’t wear the watch because it *has* a picture of Jesus on it, but because it looks so tacky — know what I mean. Doing my best to explain the difference here because we do love Jesus! …oy vey

      • Champ says

        Jul 27, 2015 at 5:21 pm

        “Of course, if the watch had had a picture of the ‘Prophet’ on it instead, blood would flowโ€ฆ”

        *Exactly*, Graven!

        • Wellington says

          Jul 27, 2015 at 5:40 pm

          Just love this exchange between Angemon, Champ and gravenimage. Wonderful how at times Jihad Watch (and what a double entendre here, no?) can just be a hoot. But remember please: There are no hoots allowed in Islam.

        • Champ says

          Jul 27, 2015 at 5:50 pm

          “Wonderful how at times Jihad Watch (and what a double entendre here, no?)” …

          LOL!! Good catch, Wellington!! ๐Ÿ˜€

        • marc says

          Jul 27, 2015 at 8:44 pm

          gravenimage, you just gave me a great idea:
          http://i.imgur.com/YHMN7Ge.jpeg

          I knocked it up here:
          http://www.snapmade.com/design/square_silicone_watch-150323034710-36

        • Cecilia Ellis says

          Jul 27, 2015 at 9:23 pm

          Marc, I checked your idea at http://i.imgur.com/YHMN7Ge.jpeg and burst out laughing. Great idea!

        • Champ says

          Jul 27, 2015 at 10:18 pm

          LOL!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ..funny, Marc!

  9. Joseph says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 3:11 pm

    Under the watches there appears to be an image of a mounted scope. I guess this is appropriate considering what the watches symbolize.

    Who is their advertising agent?

  10. Buraq says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 3:18 pm

    Like Islam, it’s a wind up. Clowns!

  11. gravenimage says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 4:43 pm

    #IRAQ #ISIS Black Logo Identifying Watches In #Mosul Shops
    …………………..

    If you try to return the watch, they behead you…

  12. Ah Clem says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 4:48 pm

    I’m embarrassed to admit how long it took me to get the pun. But that made it even funnier when I did. ๐Ÿ™‚

    This reminds me of a comment Geert Wilders made in his Garland speech, to the effect that one thing that makes Western civilization better than Islamic civilization is that we have a sense of humor.

    I applaud Robert’s sense of humor in choosing the article’s title.

  13. Bamaguje says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 4:59 pm

    For a moment I thought the article was about this website – Jihadwatch.org
    I suppose the ISIS has also boosted JihadWatch audience.

  14. marc says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 5:53 pm

    I can’t belive no one has posted this yet:

    • Don McKellar says

      Jul 27, 2015 at 6:33 pm

      Funny! Never actually seen that one before! Thanks.

    • Ah Clem says

      Jul 27, 2015 at 6:51 pm

      That was great! I’ve never seen that one before either. Thanks for posting.

    • Cecilia Ellis says

      Jul 27, 2015 at 9:27 pm

      Hilarious! Mark, you are keeping us all laughing today!

    • Karen says

      Jul 27, 2015 at 10:07 pm

      Hysterical! It incited me to laughter.

  15. Don McKellar says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 6:35 pm

    I find it odd that the Islamic State watch doesn’t have “Arabic numerals” on it. I thought that moslems were so proud of what they stole from India’s intellectuals and mathematicians — but maybe that doesn’t carry through to the Islamic State?

  16. qedlin says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 6:45 pm

    Each watch comes with a little C4 just in case you get that “peaceful jihadi” impulse…

  17. isntlam says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 8:07 pm

    Water resistant to 300 nanometers !

  18. mortimer says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 8:14 pm

    Seeing these items is as sickening as seeing similar Nazi items.

    The people who had them made are psychopathic savages and barbarians.

  19. Karen says

    Jul 27, 2015 at 10:13 pm

    What, no ladies styles for the fashionable Jihadi bride??

    Oh well, looks like cheap junk anyway.

    • Cecilia Ellis says

      Jul 27, 2015 at 10:38 pm

      “What, no ladies styles for the fashionable Jihadi bride??”

      Oh, yes, they have ’em, but the hands can’t be seen . . . have to be covered up . . . as well as the entire face.

      • quotha raven says

        Jul 28, 2015 at 12:57 pm

        ” have to be covered up . . . as well as the entire face.”

        Cecelia – Good one! Everyone seems in fine fettle here today! Cheers! Quotha

        • Cecilia Ellis says

          Jul 28, 2015 at 1:38 pm

          Quotha, rarely does Islam provide us with an opportunity to express humor. For JW readers, this was a rare opportunity that did not go to waste. Thanks for your comment.

      • Karen says

        Jul 28, 2015 at 8:29 pm

        Clever girl!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

  20. Evolution says

    Jul 28, 2015 at 1:19 am

    I wonder if the watch is set 1400 years backwards

  21. George S. says

    Jul 28, 2015 at 6:27 am

    Cheap and cheesy, throughout. Silly cheap straps trying to imitate alligator skin and snake skin – all plastic, of course. Cheap fake metal cases, too. Cheap fake glass faces, too – prolly plastic. LOL. Muzzies are so enamoured to flashy cheap things like that, it just shows their mental stage – back to the 7th century A.D.
    I loved the cartoon about the Palestinian Alarm Clock – priceless. AllahHuAhkbar – BOOM! LOL and LOL again. Brilliant.

  22. jayell says

    Jul 28, 2015 at 5:21 pm

    You mean Muslims have learned to tell the time? I was convinced that they all thought it was still 14 centuries ago”

  23. Qasba Stone says

    Jul 29, 2015 at 3:10 am

    Are they for sale?

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