Some hadiths depict Muhammad touting the medicinal benefits of drinking camel urine. This one also shows him in his full compassionate, merciful glory: “The climate of Medina did not suit some people, so the Prophet ordered them to follow his shepherd, i.e. his camels, and drink their milk and urine (as a medicine). So they followed the shepherd that is the camels and drank their milk and urine till their bodies became healthy. Then they killed the shepherd and drove away the camels. When the news reached the Prophet he sent some people in their pursuit. When they were brought, he cut their hands and feet and their eyes were branded with heated pieces of iron.” (Bukhari 9.76.5686)
And so drinking camel urine is just as much a matter of obeying Muhammad (as the Qur’an repeatedly exhorts Muslims to do; see 3:32; 3:132; 4:13; 4:59; 4:69; 4:80; 5:92; 8:1; 8:20; 8:46; 9:71; 24:47; 24:51; 24:52; 24:54; 24:56; 33:33; 47:33; 49:14; 58:13; 64:12) as is waging jihad and subjugating Infidels (see Qur’an 9:29). But this wily shop owner tried cutting costs by using his own product instead, and is now getting his comeuppance.
“Saudi authorities close down shop selling traditional camel urine drinks… after discovering the owner had been filling the bottles with his own bodily waste,” by Julian Robinson, MailOnline, December 22, 2015 (thanks to Robert):
Saudi authorities have closed down a shop selling traditional camel urine drinks after discovering the owner had been filling the bottles with his own bodily waste.
Health inspectors swooped on a vendor in the port city of Al Qunfudhah, in south-western Saudi Arabia, and confiscated more than 70 full bottles.
The practice of drinking camel’s urine mixed with milk is believed to date back centuries while some insist it has health benefits.
But the shopkeeper’s business was closed down indefinitely amid claims he had been selling his own urine to unsuspecting customers.
The traditional camel urine drink is believed to have originated from a passage in the Hadith.

Vlad Tepes says
The Saudis busted another fellow for the same scam in Aug. of this year http://www.emirates247.com/crime/region/asian-arrested-in-camel-urine-scam-2015-08-16-1.600443
it must be a common scam.
PRCS says
Hey, Ahmed, this doesn’t smell like camel piss.
David says
I can’t stop LOL…
Spot On says
All cultures are equal…in Obama’s world ya know. This means we need to “adapt” more to their cultural standards to get along and go along according to Obama and the Dems.
They still wipe their butts with their left hand (No need for toilet paper in their culture). So they can’t eat with their dirty left hand and so they must they drink they Camel piss with their right hand. Gotta be careful when toasting with these people.
The media makes it hard but I can’t wait until people here figure all this out. The Sh— (and piss) will really hit the fan.
Oliver says
Spot, I think you read JW often.
In JW, a few months ago, there was an item that some leading Muslim scholar (I think that is an oxymoron) in Turkey said that MUSLIMS CAN SUE TOILET PAPER. IT IS NOT AGAINST THE KORAN.
Just think 150 or so years after civilized countries had toilet paper. (Over 100 years for sure; guessing for the other 50)
Oliver says
In my comments, it should say USE not SUE toilet paper.
sorry for the typo
Nora says
LOL
Nora says
If you can’t make money from oil in SA you sneak your urine in the gas tank. Remember it is halal urine.
Sodaba says
I saw the suras u r refffering to and no one of then says what u have told . That Muhammad peace and blessings be upon him should or did cut of peoples hands. IT Said obey Allah and his messenger: for example treating everyone equally, to never hurt someone either by tongue or hands, to take Care for the needy and all other charachteristic and good that comes from our religion and WHo prophet
Muhammad was and is! How dare You WRITE Wrong About a great and loving man like him!! God Will judge u!
vijai says
hahaaaaaa i cont stop laughing at your ignorance The hadeeth referred to by the questioner is a saheeh hadeeth, in which it says that some people came to Madeenah and fell sick. The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) told them to drink the milk and urine of camels, and they recovered and grew fat. In the story it also says that they apostatized and killed the camel-herder, then the Muslims caught them and executed them. Narrated by al-Bukhaari (2855) and Muslim (1671).
With regard to the health benefits of drinking the milk and urine of camels, they are many, and they are well known to the earlier generations of medical science and they have been proven by modern scientific research.
Ibn al-Qayyim said:
The author of al-Qanoon (the Canon) – i.e. the doctor Ibn Seena (Avicenna) – said:
The most beneficial of urine is the urine of Bedouin camels which are called najeeb. End quote.
Zaad al-Ma’aad (4/47, 48). , you may love him not all. he is no great , judgement hahaaaaaa 72 virgins for boys and 72 boys for girl is it? funny
KrazyKafir says
This is hilarious. Don’t forget now……….all cultures are equal.
Edwin1683 says
Ha ha!
Which Way to Mecca? says
“But this wily shop owner tried cutting costs by using his own product instead, and is now getting his comeuppance.”
Hahaha oh Robert, how do you come up with such witty remarks!
Keep them coming!!!
Don McKellar says
They drink camel piss because their fictional prophet recommended it as a “medicine”.
The insanity of Islam has no bounds. If one believed in the Devil, and if you did, it’s clear beyond any doubt that he wrote/inspired the Koran and the hadiths, you could imagine the fiend having a hearty laugh over this one all this time and every time one of these retards sucks back some camel piss.
Lys0some says
I strongly suggest you first establish that Islam recommends or even permits such ridiculous acts before you blame it on its prophet. Saudis are this unique group of people characterized by excessive inbreeding and remarkably low IQ. Pay them a visit one day, you’ll notice they’re also unimaginably ugly. Look further into them and you realize they follow a sector they claim to be of Islam, one called Wahabism. It represents the essence of stupidity in this world. Look into the other sectors and you will realize there is pretty much complete agreement that Wahabism either evolved directly from the stupidity of this people or was carefully structured by some unknown organization so as to completely defame Islam globally. But you will not find any such agreement to the notion that Wahabism is even remotely related to Islam. Therefore, if you want to make fun of anyone, make fun of Wahabism. If you really insist on insulting Islam, find proper evidence and then we’ll talk.
Lucretius says
I smell an Ahmadiyya peddling his minuscule sect as the one “true” peaceful Islam.
Dayna says
Yep!
infidel says
But the Ahmadiyya are not true Muslims, and can’t or don’t follow the five pillars of islam. Because of this they are not allowed into Mekka for the Hadj. They are as much Islamic as Aladdin is in Disney Cartoons. And yes they are truly peaceful in nature, contrary to Arabic islam.
Camel Peace Out
John Johness says
So you don’t go with Bukhari accounts. Is that a Shia thing?
I supposed that all Sunnis believe in the Hadiths from Bukhari. Am I wrong?
Jack Diamond says
Find some credible scholars to explain that the Hanbali school of Islamic fiqh is not “remotely related to Islam.” In fact, it is the most traditionalistic of the schools and the one upon which “Wahhabism” is derived. I don’t dispute the ugliness and stupidity, just that it’s un-Islamic. It is quintessentially Islamic.
Jay says
Nice try, but camel urine medicine is found in Sahih Bukhari; most authentic hadith source which far outdates Wahabism.
b.c.terry says
muhammad was a madman.
The historical Muhammad is too privileged to be formally evaluated in the fashion a clinical psychologist would like. But given some of his well-known documented behaviors, it is certain that he had a conflict-ridden psychological dependence on others. He equated love with weakness and feared intimacy. He inflicted pain and abuse on others as his second nature. He was unable to give his followers a reason to live, so he gave them enough reasons to die – die in Allah’s name to enter paradise. He could not convince the Arabs to choose his religion based upon its merits, so he threatened them with damnation. The religion he preached was more about fantasy, less about proof. A person who, among other atrocities, orders, and then watches, the beheading of 800 innocent people, and beds the wife of a man whom he had tortured to death on the same night cannot be considered psychologically normal. Common sense alone tells us that a 51-year-old man, who marries a 6-year-old girl, is abnormal. The notion that a godly revelation would focus on the sexual desires of a lecherous man is really disgusting. No religion in the world has ever destroyed family ties as Muhammad has done in Islam.
Nora says
You certainly summed up this religion quite well. Thank you.
Adena says
This was a very well-worded analysis of the ‘Profit’ of Islam. Thank you
Islam itself is a confidence racket like Amway, with the pyramid continuously funneling 20 % of everything up-lines to MadManMoe–no wonder it spread so fast
He also ‘abolished’ adoptions after he forced his adopted son’s wife to divorce him, so Moe could get his hands on her
You’re quite right: he really did destroy family cohesiveness and sewed societal strife which persists to this day
Dan Taylor says
How about flying planes into buildings???? Islam is a disgusting cult for a lot of reasons, constant murder and terrorism are just 2…
Carolyne says
Yeah, I make fun of all Islam because its funny as hell.
Oliver says
But it is also the Saudis whose intelligence agency shares terrorist information with Israel; and executes terrorists. Iran makes tghem heros.
(I admit, the Saudis are schizo- with the subject of Israel- share intelligence, but stopped a Portugese cargo airline from entering SA because they-putting out internationally-for bids to overhaul a cargo plane, got the best bid from an Israeli and gave them the job.
And a Saudi price was quoted ( then sort of retracted, saying misquotes-probably withdrew and said that under pressure0 that if Israel went to war 9again) with hamas, he would support Israel. he is no dummy.
Jayne says
I think someone was taking the piss out of them when they wrote the Quran.
isabella van der westhuizen says
Nothing refreshes like a nice bottle of camel p
Karen says
Yum, I’m working up a thirst! 🙂
Thomas says
This perpetrator is a thief.
Will he loose his hand for this offense?
dsinc says
Will he lose the pipe he has been using to fill the bottles?
mahghan says
LOL cubed.
John Riggs says
Peace on you … But so sorry it won’t be Camel peace.
John Riggs says
Q: What do you say to a muslim on Christmas Day?
A: A sliced loaf and a pint of camel piss, please…
guide inside says
Well, well, this is too rich to pass up isn’t it? You cant make this stuff up. However, someone might comment that a small amount of female horse urine is used in women’s non- synthetic hormone replacement compounds. Question? Could there possibly be something in the camel piss that transforms your basic Islamic person into a, dog with rabies like, crazy demon possessed radical?
guide inside says
I wonder if it could be possible to corner the camel piss market ? Maybe “the Donald” would like a business like this that would have the groveling masses come begging for their camel piss fix.
Bezelel says
Thanks for the much needed Laugh Out Loud. As hillary would say, “What difference does it make?” Which in this case, exactly what difference does it make? Is there REALLY any difference in the two varieties of urine? Have any tests been done to determine which one is better? Maybe the guy is on to something. How exactly is anyone to know without proper testing? He better get a good lawyer.
Oliver says
Get a good lawyer?? BUT, THERE ARE NO JEWISH ;LAWYERS IN SAUDI ARABIA.
salim says
Sadly, this is the reality we live in. Followers of that ideology have been advised to drink Camel urine and Camel milk by the founder of Islam. Shops selling that stuff are present in Egypt and other gulf states as well.
There have been hundreds of scientific papers, conferences and TV programmes in Saudi Arabia that confirmed the advantages of drinking that urine. The West knew about this and some western academics were in those conferences but none said a word of criticism.
I believe the West is also to be blamed because of such practices by Muslims. We know that Muslims do many stupid practices ( other than terrorism), instead of exposing the flaws we cover them up.
I just want to add that Muslim doctors, even those working in good positions in the UK, turn their backs to what they learned at the medical schools and promote the so called “prophetic medicine”
nothosaur says
Natural product, color may vary. Since contents may settle during shipping, turn canister over and shake before using
Ash says
Thank you Allah that you revealed the grace of camel urine to us, the believers, and concealed it from the filthy infidels. May Allah torture them in hellfire for rejecting the truth that the prophet Muhammad (camel piss be upon him) brought to mankind.
Susan B says
Now we know why islam is called the religion of piss.
Shmooviyet says
Tell Marie Harf, or was it Jen Psaki? One of them was whining of no small business opportunities in the region.
PRCS says
He! He!
They have no clue.
Nimrod says
Camel urine scam jobs program! There you go Marie.
Adrian says
Camel urine in bottles…. BS in the Quran
what’s the difference?
Salome says
The latter is more dangerous.
Pig Jizya says
What a sick pervert Mohammed was. Not only was he into pedophilia and necrophilia, but also camel watersports. What a guy.
Alex says
If Carlsberg did Camels . . .
gravenimage says
Saudis shut down camel urine shop: owner was selling his own urine
……………………
If your can’t trust your purveyor of camel urine, who *can* you trust?
Here’s Islam Q and A–the largest English-language Islam site in the world–on the supposed virtues of swilling camel waste:
“With regard to the health benefits of drinking the milk and urine of camels, they are many, and they are well known to the earlier generations of medical science and they have been proven by modern scientific research.”
https://islamqa.info/en/83423
Muslimahs use it to wash their hair–no wonder they have to cover! *Ew*.
Apparently it’s also a good treatment for anger. I think the global shortage of camel urine may be responsible for Muslim rage…
Back in the real world, though, it turns out that the MERS virus may be spread by drinking camel urine:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3118178/WHO-health-officials-tell-people-don-t-drink-potentially-fatal-camel-urine-advice-avoid-deadly-MERS-virus.html
Joseph says
Graven,
When someone is angry we can say they are “pissed”. By drinking camel piss is that like a double negative in language, or in math a – x a – = a positive?.
No wonder why some Muslims have such white teeth, the uric acid bleaches them.
Mark Spahn (West Seneca, NY) says
Hello, CAIR (you monitor this website, don’t you?),
This news item suggests that you can find lobbying allies among empire-building officials in the Food and Drug Administration, whose authority will need to be expanded when sharia comes to America.
Fun fact: Camels are retromingent.
It’s all part of Allah’s helpful plan to facilitate the work of commercial urine collectors.
Edwin1683 says
What the heck is “retromingent”? Wait, I looked it up, it means urinating backwards. Now I get the rest of your comment, especially in light of camels’ famous bad tempers! Even so, I am sure that’s a job they leave to the infidels!
Champ says
Sooo gross!!!! …and I actually gagged while reading this story. Wow mohammedans come up with the most disgusting and bizarre practices; and Sorry, but if you’re into gross, bizarre, horrifying and evil things and you think you’re the first to come up with something, then you probably aren’t the first. Undoubtedly a mohammedan beat you to it.
Bezelel says
Ecclesiastes 1:9
The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done, is that which shall be done; and there is no new thing under the sun.
This came to mind.
Lesley says
We have secretly replaced the regular coffee in this restaurant with camel piss, and then secretly replaced the camel piss with the piss of this goofy guy who is hiding in the corner peeing in bottles. Will they notice? Let’s see what our customers think…
Arthur says
OH, that brings me back to some old TV!
Thanks!
Joseph says
Lesley,
That is really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really FUNNY
G179 says
No wonder his customers are pissed off!
Jack HOLAN says
Westman, I apologize that my syntax and punctuation is challenging your intellect. The gyst of the matter is wearing the Yelliw Star of David to Protest Islamophobia far exceeds the meaning of insult; since they are in large measure the purveyors of Anti-Semitism Worldwide.
My point regarding the ADL is simple. Since the new CEO took the reins of leadership the misission of the ADL has changed from its primary focus, fighting Anti-Semitism to Universal advocacy even if this translates to protecting one group from words, some deserved and some not while they engage in Anti-Semitic activity. I alleged that the CEO of the ADL is close to Obama and this may be why there is a focus on Muslims
ringgo1 says
Jack, You’re lost. This is an article about drinking camel piss.
Westman says
Suprised to find this here. Thanks for the reply Jack. It’s clear now. I’ll have to admit, after looking through the ADL activities, that the organization has strayed into a universal watchdog no longer focused on discovering anti-Semitic behavior. It seems to be duplicating Amnesty International, the ACLU, racial anti-discrimination, and anti-bullying groups while most American High School graduates do not even know the words Holocaust, final solution, or Auschwitz. That is a disgrace.
This profound ignorance must be a factor in the BDS movement and the insensitivity shown in this current example of using the yellow Jude patches to highlight discrimination against Muslims. It’s as if 6 million souls cried out in terror and nothing remains but fading shadows.
vlparker says
Sounds like a great opportunity. I may open a shop in Dearbornistan.
Edwin1683 says
With Turdeau Junior’s plans for Canadastan, the biggest growth market will definitely be here. The orders for 24 Sussex (the “Prime Minister”‘s residence) alone, for Turdeau personally and for all official functions there, will be enough to support a full Ottawa distributorship immediately. When the general population finds out that drinking camel urine is Islamic, they will of course instantly embrace it as an enriching cultural experience that strengthens all of us. There is no better time to get in on the ground floor.
There’s also a huge potential for vending machines.
Budvarakbar says
Yess ! – use Pig Pee
Edwin1683 says
Yuk.
pennant8 says
And I thought I got taken in when I bought a knock-off bottle of Jack Daniels.
mccode says
Don’t they like to say “Piss Be Upon Him” ?
Mo says
How disgusting! Tell me again how all cultures are equal?
XaurreauX says
You know things are REALLY bad when you can’t even trust your own urine distributor. Is nothing sacred anymore?
خَليفة says
I don’t know what’s worse, the camel pee or the man pee – did he drink red bull or rock star to flavor his pee? Is it carbonated?
I would think Muslims would be more concerned about the pig dna that has been genetically spliced into most varieties of wheat to increase protein than drinking someone’s pee.
Edward Cline says
Straight out of the first Star Wars movie. This guy probably patronized the Saudi version of the Creature Cantina. And is there a market for Pasteurized camel slobber? I’m sure camel drool has magnificent health benefits, as well.
gerard says
Don’t you just feel awful for his customers? They thought they were drinking camel urine when they were only drinking human pee!
Edward Cline says
And not only that, he didn’t offer DIET piss. Fewer calories, you know. The cheapskate!
Peggy says
Maybe some days it was diet piss. It all depends on his diet at the time.
Did he cater for vegetarians?
jewdog says
See, even in the KSA you can get piss drunk.
Edward Cline says
I’ll bet you didn’t know that Saudi Arabia is the source of the complaint, “I’m REALLY pissed off!!!”
gerard says
I wonder if he also did a trade in Camel Dung? Naa, we won’t go there!
abad says
I cannot believe I am reading this while enjoying a 20 fl oz of Mountain Dew.
Thanks, Mr. Spencer.
Doug says
Thank Allah he wasn’t selling them Coke Green – that stuff is just undrinkable!!
nacazo says
There are Hadiths that say Mohamed’s companions collected mohamed’s urine to drink it. This urine seller just though he was a new prophet.
Veritas says
I hope he washed his hands and sterilized the bottles first. Thankfully it’s an offense to consume alcohol. Now I know what (PBUH) really means.
Oliver says
However, IF beer consumption was legal–he could have done so much more business. Drin a few cans (or bottles) then he would (or could) piss up the equivilent or more. And better then water. Makes you feel better.
A shame
Oliver says
Why-in the selling of urine, would one be concerned if the bottles were sterilized and his hands clean?
I would think a bit of dirt would add flavor to the piss.
And, as to how one could know the difference–I WOULD GUESS- CAMELS ARE MORE INTELLIGENT THEN MUSLIMS, SO their piss MIGHT be better. BESIDES, CAMELS DON’T DRINK MUSLIM PISS- one proof of their superior intelligence.
Peggy says
Let’s see if I have this right. Camel piss good, pork dirty.
The insanity of it all.
Nimrod says
Welcome to the wonders of “Islamic science” where the world of yesterday is today!
Sabri S. says
This is absolute nonsense and not true.
What stupidity to believe this drivel. This site is really
becoming a gripe studio for bigoted islamophobes.
The prophet Mohammad (PBUH) never order anything
this idiotic. And it seems that you typical ignorant
groups focus on Hadiths. Hadiths are oral sayings
you fools, and may have been removed or discredited
as not being authentic. If you would like to discuss the
real truth about muslims, how about discussing the brave ones
in Kenya that risked their lives to save Christians over the
weekend from a bus attack. Time to infect truth in this message
board.
Peggy says
Was it a Muslim bus which attacked the Christians?
Even if true it certainly doesn’t make up for all the beheadings, rape and torture of Christians in all other parts of Islamic world.
Nobody here is saying that all Muslims are bad. We are saying that all Islam is bad and most Muslims hate non Muslims.
boakai ngombu says
From the introductory comments above:
And so drinking camel urine is just as much a matter of obeying Muhammad (as the Qur’an repeatedly exhorts Muslims to do; see 3:32; 3:132; 4:13; 4:59; 4:69; 4:80; 5:92; 8:1; 8:20; 8:46; 9:71; 24:47; 24:51; 24:52; 24:54; 24:56; 33:33; 47:33; 49:14; 58:13; 64:12) as is waging jihad and subjugating Infidels (see Qur’an 9:29).
weep Sabri
Richard says
@ Sabri S. “If you would like to discuss the real truth about muslims, how about discussing the brave ones in Kenya that risked their lives to save Christians over the weekend from a bus attack. ”
OK lets discuss it – here are the facts. The bus was attacked by MUSLIMS who wanted to kill Christians. They have killed hundreds of Christians in Kenya. They separate the Muslims from the Christians then gun down the unarmed Christians.In this case the passengers were mostly women. The Christian women were given scarves by the Muslim women and thereby escaped.
Two Christian men present were however gunned down and killed.
So here is the “real truth about muslims” – they are killing Christians just for being Christian. Some Muslim women however shielded the Christian women. This was very unusual. We do not normally expect Muslims to do this. They haven’t done this in the past when the previous buses stopped and christian passengers were massacred or during the massacre in the Nairobi mall etc.
So the “the real truth about muslims” is – they are mostly inhuman murderers but some are actually human and have basic human characteristics. This is really unusual. Muslims expect extra praise for sometimes displaying humanity.
Edwin1683 says
If this account is true and those Muslim women really did shield the Christian women, they may have been risking their own lives in doing so. If that is so, I gladly give those individuals the credit they are due for acting in direct opposition to their evil ideology.
One could argue that they were only displaying the minimum baseline of human decency, but the opposite argument would say that they needed a lot of bravery in that situation to do so.
Richard says
Yes some amount of bravery. But actually they must have known that Muslims risk their Islamic “hell” for knowingly killing a Muslim, so they must have known they were probably safe. There is no such risk for killing a non-Muslim, rather it is a sure ticket to their Islamic paradise.
All this “heaven and hell” are in their brianwashed minds. But then belief drilled in from childhood is a powerful thing.
Richard says
@Sabri S. “This is absolute nonsense and not true. “What stupidity to believe this drivel.”
Sabri S. we know this is absolute nonsense and drivel. And we DO NOT believe this. The people who do believe this is millions of Muslims because there are at least 2 Sahih Hadiths (Bukhari) which confirms that Muhammad said so. And the Quran says to obey Muhammad and whatever Muhammad says is like Allah saying it.
The Quran has it’s own fair share of absolute nonsense and drivel without the help of the Hadiths. Allah is poor in mathematics (arithmetic). He makes several mathematical mistakes in the Quran. Like the Earth was made in 6 and 8 days (8 is when he tries to add it up and gets the sum wrong), He says the Earth is flat and the the Sun has a resting place during the night which is a muddy pool on earth, that everyone bows to him twice a day, that there are 7 heavens and shooting stars are jinns, that the Earth was created before the “heavens”. Its is riddled with contradictions and inconsistencies which one would expect from a semi-literate ignorant Arab of the 7th century like Muhammad rather than anyone with a bit of sense.
Richard says
PS What is an Islamophobe? A person who criticises Islam for carrying out massacres according to its instructions to kill non-Muslims.
When non-Muslims or “apostates”, those who have left Islam, or Shias, Ahemdiyas, etc according to Sunnis and Sunnis according to Shias are killed, tortured, raped and beheaded then the greatest crime is to criticise them not the atrocities themselves.
Islamophobia is actually the fear of Islam of criticism to it. It fears criticism and will kill to silence it according to the instructions of the Quran and the Hadiths..
Champ says
Sabri S. has difficulty accepting the unvarnished Truth about islam and company. Apparently Truth has become the new hate speech.
Dacritic says
Typical excuse from Muslims whenever caught like deer in headlights about the stupidity found in the Hadiths. Suddenly they all become “Quran only” Muslims. And you wonder where do they get the five pillars from.
PRCS says
With that level of difficulty, Sabri S. might very well be either a western politician or so-called journalist.
Carolyne says
And exactly who was attacking the Christians? Muslims, wasn’t it?
Richard says
Yes they were. Not just attacking – killing them like animals.
That some Muslim women shielded the Christian women by giving them their hijabs is supposed to be the great story of the day for the whole world. That 2 Christian men who couldn’t be shielded and were caught after a chase, dragged back and slaughtered by the Mulsims is not to be mentioned. That some Muslim women showed some humanity by preventing Christian women from being slaughtered of taken as sex slavers is the great story of the day.
The great “bravery” shown by the Muslim women could have been avoided if the Muslims had avoided wanting to kill other human beings in the first place, like normal human beings, not under the influence of Islam do. They knew they wouldn’t be killed because Islam forbids killing of Muslims and sanctions killing of only non-Muslims.
Robert_K says
Watch out when you buy Saudi orange juice!
Peggy says
With or without pulp?
How about apple juice, cloudy or clear?
Joe says
I suppose Camel Piss is the Budweiser of Saudi Arabia…
Edwin1683 says
Dear Mr. Spencer, Thank you for posting this very funny news item. I hope you are laughing as much as I am at the comments of your indefatigable readers. You deserve it after the hard slogging you do all day every day on behalf of all of us. Cheers!
Arthur says
When the Saudi police approached the man they simply said, “Urine trouble!”
Saudi Arabia is now truly a urination.
When you see what the vendors are selling in Mecca, you know urinetown!
He has studied intellectual property law and will soon be an IP lawyer.
Saudis drill into the desert sands and when they find a reservoir of camel urine they shout, “Urea!”
As he was filling the phony bottles, he thought to himself, “I tinkle regret this.”
Everyone reading the police report became alarmed: “Urine Danger”
When the police saw his factory they exclaimed, “Urinal lot of trouble!”
Ever since he opened up his shop there has been a steady stream of complaints.
Now in prison, the perpetrator finds all his fortunes are going down the drain.
His story was sad: a real waste of potential.
Inspections? His product has already been passed!
His urine test revealed high levels of dopium.
Edwin1683 says
Thanks for these gems, Arthur. I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts. I will need to drink some camel pee to settle it down.
What did Allah say to the deceased camel pee dealer when he knocked on the door of paradise? “Urine”.
PRCS says
Thanque, Arthur.
Those ARE hilarious!
PB says
Bad news, Achmed, your camel failed its drug test and has been eating too much asparagus.
7th century medicine from a “prophet”. LOL.
Kevin says
Great motto for his business:
“ALL OUR PRODUCTS ARE PASSED BY THE MANAGEMENT.”
John Riggs says
That’s got to be the best of all of the brilliant comments on here. Haven’t laughed so much in ages!
Dacritic says
And it’s certainly halal!
Vlad says
Business Opportunity!!
Australia has about 1 million camels running wild and free in the outback. In fact, they are a pest and are being culled/shot. For some time in the past, camel were exported to Saudi Arabia for “racing camels” as the Aussy variety seemed to be fleeter on foot. 🙂
Well, exporting Camel Piss seems to be another export opportunity. Maybe some one can come up beer flavoured Camel Piss, or if that’s against un-islamic, maybe herbal tea flavour?
I am sure that the Prophet of Piss-lam would approve.
Vlad says
Vlad says
December 23, 2015 at 12:16 am
Business Opportunity!!
Australia has about 1 million camels running wild and free in the outback. In fact, they are a pest and are being culled/shot. For some time in the past, camel were exported to Saudi Arabia for “racing camels” as the Aussy variety seemed to be fleeter on foot. 🙂
Well, exporting Camel Piss seems to be another export opportunity. Maybe some one can come up beer flavoured Camel Piss, or if that’s un-islamic, maybe herbal tea flavour?
I am sure that the Prophet of Piss-lam would approve.
Edwin1683 says
Britain will be the perfect market for camel urine tea. One hump or two?
Oingo says
“Qu’ils mangent de la brioche,” ” or in this case “Let them drink piss”
Dacritic says
LOL. Now that’s really funny. Thanks! ;D ;D
ballotcode says
Mohamedans have swallowed a lot worse things, including their ideology.
What kind of moron would recommend drinking a waste product?
Mo was a moron.
Pig Jizya says
What’s even worse, I heard he used his right hand while filling the bottles.
William says
How do they know the difference?
The guys who busted him must be connoisseurs.
Ethel Mertz says
LMAO! This is must be one of their scientific advancements from their “Golden Age”.
guide inside says
You guys are all truly whizards when it comes to comments.
dennis dyson says
That’s taking the piss!
epistemology says
Well said!
That guy is an impostor like his prophet. War is deceit. Islam is a superstitious cult and will always remain so. Muzzies fuck off
Semeru says
Spencer wrote
And so drinking camel urine is just as much a matter of obeying Muhammad (as the Qur’an repeatedly exhorts Muslims to do; see 3:32; 3:132; 4:13; 4:59; 4:69; 4:80; 5:92; 8:1; 8:20; 8:46; 9:71; 24:47; 24:51; 24:52; 24:54; 24:56; 33:33; 47:33; 49:14; 58:13; 64:12
Not one of these verses mentions drinking camel urine.
The Daily Mail Says
The traditional camel urine drink is believed to have originated from a passage in the Hadith.
Hm, So is there any evidence that drinking camel urine began was started by mohammed, and not practiced before he recommended it
It is more than likely that the Arab had been drinking the stuff a long time before mohammed recommend it, much in line with the Hindu practice of drinking cow urine, which dates back thousands of years
Frosty says
Semeru, you’re correct. I stopped checking after reading 3:32, 3:132 and 4:13.
But as you have probably learned by now, truth is the first casualty of war.
gravenimage says
Semeru says
December 23, 2015 at 5:41 am
Semeru wrote:
Spencer wrote
And so drinking camel urine is just as much a matter of obeying Muhammad (as the Qur’an repeatedly exhorts Muslims to do; see 3:32; 3:132; 4:13; 4:59; 4:69; 4:80; 5:92; 8:1; 8:20; 8:46; 9:71; 24:47; 24:51; 24:52; 24:54; 24:56; 33:33; 47:33; 49:14; 58:13; 64:12
Not one of these verses mentions drinking camel urine.
…………………..
Semeru, are you now unable to read? Robert Spencer notes that these Qur’anic Suras exhort Muslims to obey Muhammad. Part of this is obeying what the “Prophet” held up as praiseworthy–including his lauding the drinking of camel urine in the Hadith.
Semeru–and Frosty–is this really too difficult for you to grasp?
Plutarchus says
If ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PISS
why then should Moslems be offended when the Koran is placed in urinals? We have it on the good authority of the Prophet himself (piss be upon him) that “piss” is the Holy Water of Islam.
http://www.apollospeaks.com
BC says
Another example of how stupid and ignorant these people are. Mind you is are a small number of people in the West who think drinking their own urine is ‘beneficial’
Edwin1683 says
Proud Saudi dealers offer the No. 1 product available in the desert today.
Dishonest shop owner tried to pass off his own urine as the real thing.
Camel piss industry watchdog to dishonest shop owner: “Urine abomination”.
The urine industry tried to stop the flow of mislabeled products onto the market but clearly they had strayed into deep water.
ISIS representative after the beheading of shop owner: “It is forbidden to take the piss out of Islam”.
duj_swami says
Beware of camel urine salesmen who own no camels…
You can’t buy a beer in SA, but you am buy camel urine…I see a business opportunity ,,,fruit flavored camel urine might go over big in western countries…
DFD says
Just wait for the soft drinks companies to muscle in….
“…. things go better with…Uro-Cola?”
PS: The article and the posts were marvelous.
Edwin1683 says
That’s a good post, DFD.
To market Uro-Cola, the Coke people could recycle some of their vintage slogans:
“The pause that refreshes”
“The great national temperance beverage”
“Uro-Cola – pure drink of natural flavours”
“It had to be good to get where it is”
“Can’t Beat The Real Thing”
Edwin1683 says
Uro-Cola (“Euro”-Cola) is poised to take the EU by storm. Most of its leaders have already been drinking it for some time.
dfd says
To Edwin, “…Most of its leaders have already been drinking it for some time.”
Correction my friend: Mist of our leaders have been drinking it for several *decades*
Rgds, DFD
f c king says
They may have to start importing from China.
Cecilia Ellis says
“Saudi authorities have closed down a shop selling traditional camel urine drinks after discovering the owner had been filling the bottles with his own bodily waste.”
Wouldn’t you know it . . . just when I was trying to finish off that last-minute Christmas shopping list . . .
Mark A says
Maybe he self identifies as a camel.
If 40 something males can self identify as 6 year females and have their fantasies indulged, then why can’t this guy self identify as a camel and sell his urine as camel urine?
If he self identifies as a camel then his urine must be camel urine and anyone who denies it must be denounced as a hateful bigot.
Angemon says
Ha ha, that was great!
Angemon says
I bet his clients were pissed off… Or on. Or in.
fido says
Drinking camel urine…my, my, my, satan does have a sense of humor as he is surely laughing at his followers!
duh+swami says
Camel urine is a multi purpose super liquid,,You can drink it, wash your hair and car with it,,,It can remove warts, clear up pimples and is really good at sterilizing dental tools…It;s not recommended for lawns or houseplants…
Always keep it out o9f the hands of children,,
Jack says
Cat urine beats camel urine any time for efficacy. Muslims should try it.
Jihad Joe says
and they complain about bacon ?